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Celebrity Gogglebox Season 7 Episode 6
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00:00it's seen better days it's beautiful i don't care if it's out of tune
00:13oh that's what this is how i feel when i'm on tour basically like
00:19like in theory it's all nice but it's actually quite nasty
00:25okay let's watch telly
00:26thanks old girl you did good she's a beauty you can go to sleep now she just needs a little tickle go
00:35back to bed oh this is what we've tuned in for million look at this oh wow it's pretty racy telly
00:46isn't it oh what oh no oh this is awful crying oh oh i'm happy yeah that makes me happy this is
00:58but you my people we've all got an undercarriage grow up in the week you grant nodded off at
01:08wimbledon we enjoyed lots of great telly singletons were full of hope as they looked for love abroad
01:15on discovery plus people probably say i'm a people pleaser like to say yes not no
01:20and i have like a resting happy face a resting happy face i think that would annoy me quite quick
01:26but someone's just almost like this yeah you you're one of those people that um frown upon
01:31people's happiness you are like it's that's such an amazing trait to have and you're like oh
01:39you dump some because they're happy
01:43netflix was full of singers and boxers
01:55the sort of singing style of today is for you and your generation yeah and to me it all sounds
02:01somewhat the same way oh like that but like your music's like like that i tried it just for once
02:10found it all out for kicks then you discovered it's a habit of sticks so you're an orgasm addict
02:15oh you're always at it bus cops it's the classic and more couples were hoping to hit it off on their
02:24first date so where's that you come from uh london okay where do you come i live in guildford sorry
02:30oh i know guildford yeah we're fairly close yes we are i've had two long distance relationships
02:35oh you're a fool awful awful this is the whole time you're pining and pining is quite romantic
02:41for a little romantic and then you get together and you're like oh you're very close to me your
02:48paws are very close to me i prefer you to be further away like a country away behind the screen
03:00i like your socks joe they're um they're tartan where are they from scotland friends roisin and joe
03:11you're not from scotland i get all my socks in scotland i do i get myself i get my socks
03:18in scotland my trousers from wales and my top and my underwear from england and ireland i get i
03:25accessorize i accessorize from ireland okay socks from scotland trousers from wales tops and underwear
03:34from england i don't care about the rest of your clothes i only cared about the socks the rest of
03:39your clothes are boring the socks add some pizzazz do you want to work up my luggage no mainland europe
03:45this week on netflix 50 aspiring singers all turned out for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
03:52not enough with cheese you've been in a in a band two bands and what were they cool at school
03:59what were they called aragon yeah and enormous derrick okay
04:08did you or did you not write a song called the wizard sleeve it was not called the wizard sleeve
04:15the album was called the wizard's dream the wizard sleeve it's going to be really really interesting to
04:22form a band without seeing each other oh what so the idea is they form the band on the sound alone
04:28i think you'll probably produce a better group by going off with just talent alone really you think so
04:34oh my god it's love is blind for bands yeah i'm kind of scared the other singers aren't going to
04:39really like me or like my voice hold up what's all these little booths they go in pods how cool is
04:44that i'd happily just sit in there and have some time to myself i'd hate it i'm ready to be around
04:50a group of guys that i can call my brothers and be a great band ah okay so he wants to be in a boy
04:55band my name is dunzel this song has always spoke to my heart has always spoke to my soul oh she's
05:00perked up and i hope it speaks to yours too okay well let's see if it speaks to assholes too
05:06assholes assholes he's gonna sing well isn't he oh he's gonna be good happy birthday to you
05:15oh i like that oh great voice oh god oh it's beautiful actually really good exactly it's
05:25quite good that's a voice oh this world could give i want him oh so they hit a button
05:34you to see if they like him i'd hit the button absolutely i would have done it the second d
05:48oh that's gorgeous he doesn't need a band my name's alia i am 22 years old oh alia please be good
05:56maybe i should try religion her voice sounds beautiful already doesn't it yeah now my tummy
06:03hurts he's in love with her well she's great oh yeah she's got a great voice this is really
06:10gorgeous yeah brilliant eventually he's changed his mind now what's he doing he wants a boy band
06:18alia this is donzel okay i think these are gonna get on honestly i was thinking of all
06:26all guy group oh but then after i heard your voice i changed my mind i want a mixed group oh he's
06:31changed his mind oh fickle air pinky promise real quick okay air pinky promise
06:39oh that's it now they're locked in no matter what i 100 want to be in a boy band landon don's
06:45else at the same thing player let's see my name is landon i am 20 years old and i'm from st george utah
06:52he's cute can he persuade donzel to change his mind back again today i'm gonna be singing a classic
06:57britney spears song oh oh please be toxic i like britney britney's brilliant yeah i really like her
07:06baby can't you see i'm calling yes i said that you called it but i'm not feeling
07:15this even from the first couple things look okay it's dangerous i'm falling he's got a bye-bye voice
07:24it's got that you know that bob dellens voice has it anyone who sings like that
07:28oh come on really oh donzel's getting involved he's back on the scene landon dude what's up i think
07:46he's gonna betray don't do it donzel i would love to do a mixed band oh oh oh he wants a boy band oh
07:56i'm picturing like me you a couple other guys and i feel like we could have a unit and literally
08:01be like nsync yeah that is what i want we could all wear dungarees donzel that's what you wanted
08:08initially but are you now going to snake alia that's the question but like oh yeah though
08:15shut up what's he gonna do donzel where's your integrity sir donzel down
08:19let's do it oh no don't do that you donzel donzel hi he's gonna have to tell alia i was really
08:37excited to talk to you and get to know you oh no i don't mind just tell her like how did you get started
08:44and how did how did music come about that's not the question to ask the question is are we still
08:49an item i didn't even know i could sing but then like at church people was like say like yo you
08:53should take this serious and i'm like what do y'all take what series dude just tell her you don't want
08:59her anymore donzel the last couple of years i like went through some hard trials with my mom and i had
09:04to take care of her my mom had had just been through like breast cancer oh my god oh god don't almost
09:14like losing her just like made me have this other perspective like on life oh no oh this is awful
09:20you can't drop her now how how have your conversations been going am i still even on your
09:25like choices like hey buddy you should say that i'm not gonna lie i started talking to landon
09:35thinking about a boy band and i was like i'm gonna go boy band oh oh that's how we did it but
09:41after just talking again i was like no i need to be with elia like he just says what people need
09:52to hear he's a flip-flopper he's literally a flip-flopper he could be in two bands one girl one
09:57he could be like there's people of a secret family that the other one doesn't know about
10:01i'm just going to get some butter from down the road oh my lord guys i've just gotta go and put the
10:07rubbish out oh my god in essex what are you chewing on huh what are you chewing on then my lip well
10:17why i don't know i always have weird little habits i like bite my lip obviously like i bite my nails
10:22you know i tap my forehead a lot best mates jordan and perry even doing when we're performing on stage
10:28though if you're about to do a flip yeah i'm on stage doing it and that whole rhythm comes out there
10:33it's really hard to keep up with the routine and do that yeah skills play the bills player that's me
10:42and that's your skill what does jordan bring to the group get a load of this
10:51on tuesday there was some transatlantic dating on discovery plus hey clay you're single would you
10:57let me match me no no what do you mean no right who would you put me with would you not trust me
11:03i don't know oh i know all about long distance relationships an absolute load of bollocks
11:12i once went on a date where i lived in paris with a french girl
11:18so i might be able to bring some expertise to this i've got a friend who's married to someone who lives
11:23abroad and he quite likes it because he's got to come back here for work so he gets to
11:26be away from her quite a lot that sounds like a good relationship oh yeah rock solid
11:31i'm victoria hi victoria i love karate i love her three years ago i moved to the best city in the
11:38world new york can i just say it's chaos dating in new york i tried to do it myself messy in a few
11:44hours i'm headed to the airport going to ireland how exciting ireland you do love irish accent i love an
11:50irish accent i mean i do love a ginger i love a ginger i love a ginger i love a ginger that's why i'm going to
11:55ireland love some freckles they drink a lot i mean she has to stereotype the whole notion yeah
12:00she's going to ireland because you think they drink a lot they're ginger and they have freckles
12:06sorry she calls herself an equal opportunity dater this is a matchmaker but what it actually means is
12:13that she's desperate to date anyone wow all right she's desperate to date anyone i want to see your
12:22wish list oh wish list there we go all right let's find out what she wants so what have we got here
12:28okay full head of hair full head of hair good no ball people right because i feel like i'm like spontaneous
12:36and i want someone with like a dark side a dark side yeah i'm really into golfs yeah or evil villains
12:44yeah preferably stroking a cat on a spinning chair
12:48yeah what tattoos do like drugs on the spur of the moment did she say drugs
12:53did she say you know someone who could do drugs on the spur of the moment i thought she said that
12:58what the what the someone like wild like maybe they've been arrested
13:03i've been in prison she wants an absolute rogue you normally you say i quite like bad boys but i
13:09shouldn't she got really excited i need him to have been arrested a few tattoos preferably on the
13:14neck i really love a mug shot today is my first official date katarina has picked an oyster farm
13:22for our date spot an oyster farm bit obvious an oyster farm with a bad boy so the match i have for
13:29victoria is dave dave dave dave dave the dangerous day dangerous dave watch out let's see if an irish
13:38bad boy is the kind of guy victoria needs irish bad boy come on where's dave at
13:44oh god don't give dangerous dave a hose can i blast myself with it can i blast myself with it
14:14there it is whoa he's mad he's mad he's mad he's fucking mad that was kind of sore actually no
14:26shit of course it was you just jet washed your face dave probably got a black eye
14:34yeah i'm sure actually victoria seems like she's up for good fun and i really like that about her
14:39i appreciated that so like i wouldn't mind like sleeping with her
14:46dave is unbelievable that is definitely an aprodisiac i am getting so excited
14:52i'm feeling randy now what about you i'm feeling randy
14:56you sweet talking bastard imagine in broad daylight without a drink without even a bit of flirting
15:04someone just goes i've got the horn uh just to let you know i have an erection um i've had four
15:11oysters and uh i'm as hard as a tank let me try some like the green sauce dude how's that oh that's a
15:18good is that enough he's gonna be put too much on there and there's going to be another dave wild
15:22moment isn't it not wrong yeah it's taken the horn out of him speaking of spice let's put some in my eye
15:37wait please do it please do it please do it please do it what are you doing no no no no
15:47oh
16:08for her next date great icebreaker but to be able to go what's your worst first date no one would
16:16believe it yeah that's true a guy turned up with a train horn that told me he was horny and then
16:20poured tabasco in his eyes yeah and sprayed himself in the face with a high pressured hose
16:33in birmingham can i just say thank you for putting the bins out i totally forgot i woke up this morning
16:38i was like oh i forgot the bins and then looked outside the bins are out there okay so alice and her
16:44son aiden and her sister sandra you're like the bin angel the bin angel that was a bin angel i looked
16:52outside i was like oh my golden child has done it thank you okay well done yeah you can put them out
17:00for me well done back thanks the only reason you remembered it was that was you out all night
17:05yeah so i had the whole night to remember it oh on friday there were more awkward encounters keeping
17:15us entertained on channel four yeah oh i'm so good at this i love first dates i never dated it wasn't
17:23really a thing when we were younger was it you kind of ended up that you snogged somebody and then you
17:27were going out with them yeah was it or not as the case as the case may be yeah come on let's find some
17:32love me and ben do date night sometimes you know we once went to the emergency vet in the middle of
17:40the night and we sort of treated it like a date we're in the car park going oh this is nice it's me and
17:46you the dog had eaten a chocolate orange we had to go and get a stomach pumped it's really romantic
17:5129 year old business owner sophie is hoping to add romance to her agenda oh sophie absolutely
18:02nailing it sophie's got the shop window open for business nice to meet you sophie look there's fred
18:08oh what an incredible look you have here with all your tattoos thank you what an incredible look you
18:13have with all your tattoos i'm a bisexual woman so i'm looking for a romantic relationship with
18:21a woman oh she's looking for a woman we love the bi girlies and i have female friends but you know
18:27i think i'm looking for something that's a bit of a stronger connection than that she's kind she's
18:31nice she's looking for a nice relationship this is this is great this is what we want to hear sophie's
18:35dates is emily a massage therapist who's a pro at releasing stress do you know what they're gonna go
18:42wow together i can see look at these two hello hi wow i love you i'm freezing i'm so sorry nice to meet
18:51you how could they not hit it off they seem happy but also i've only had one hug what do you mean you
18:57seem happy no they they don't look horrified you look stunning i love it so do you i wasn't sure if
19:05this was a bit ott what they're having your boobs out at dinner no it's fine well they just look like
19:11twins if you turn the lights off oh there's a wage film who's this fella bear nerves right but yeah
19:18it's um dragon boat man it's different why this dude popped out of nowhere definitely different
19:23isn't his dear come in well i hope so oh has he been stood up oh what's oh poor fella i'm really
19:32confused yeah who is this guy who's the guy what's your date in like history what's your dating history
19:38good question so i'm actually really not practiced in dating at all okay is that what you asked right
19:45at the start what's your dating history people do not have time to mess around okay all right it's a
19:50fast world this is my first date with a woman whoa really yes well you're doing great she's way more
20:00confident than her actually good reviews that's scary yeah but you're stunning so are you thank you
20:06yeah you are very my type for sure thank you very much are boom girls are so much kinder i know it's
20:12genuine yeah it's like no you are so um big reveal who's the dude i'm married
20:21really she's married she's married see this is why i don't like first date so she's on a dating show
20:30it's the guy at the bar and he's here right now turn over my husband is a bar oh boom that's the bloke at
20:39the bar oh my god are they gonna be a thruple i mean yeah but surely you ask if somebody's interested in
20:50being a thruple it's got to be by by prior agreement surely a thruple you don't just
20:55thruple someone no you can't you can't thruple someone as a surprise or can you hello how are you
21:01okay i'm good going good going good this is ricky maybe i'm too practical for this kind of thing but
21:08all i can where's he gonna sit see i it's not for me this i don't even like sharing my sweets let me
21:15give you a hug i'm emily hi emily's not mucking around how are you i'm good how are you how are you
21:23how are you feeling a bit more nerve well actually no not as not as nervous as i was yeah
21:30no is it never and i'm not nervous i think i was very nervous i think i might get another drink in
21:40another drink he says three quarters of a glass i might get another you were very nervous to tell
21:51me about your situations yeah so i said so i have a husband and i was just like slay slay wow wow
22:00slay baby wow you got a husband so easy like proper like couple goals energy you two is it is that couple
22:08goals this you know emily's confident because she's handling two first dates at the same time
22:12like it's nothing yeah and no one prepped her ever yeah exactly she was like uh okay when i was in my
22:17late 20s i discovered this thing polyamory non-monogamy she's into it she's into it so is that a
22:24thruple of polyamory yeah exactly that part of it for me is like witnessing that love and that connection
22:32between the primary couple it's a funny old world isn't it so
22:36so would you like to see each other again of course here we go absolutely love to see you
22:43again i think you're lovely and i think kind of we had a really good connection i thought so they did
22:49there's a guy to your left by the way just to let you know there's a fella there as well i agree
22:54i would love to see you guys again oh look how relieved he is look he's buzzing
22:59no time like the present guys what the hell that is quite complicated come on let's have a three-way
23:09kiss no no come on no we love each other no matches sat in their feet like that can i get a kiss
23:18kiss oh please oh please i can hear you kissing behind me in london i was ready to show you how i can
23:34actually look like a grinch oh okay hold on hannah and a friend tim
23:51yeah it's perfect now now just the cross about christmas
23:54that is amazing okay i've never been attracted to you before but now now i've always i've always
24:06wanted to snug the grinch on saturday it was a rock and roll reunion that was making headlines on the bbc
24:13good afternoon good afternoon hello good afternoon i like you you know that blonde woman
24:29oasis have thanked their fans for putting up with them over the years after performing their
24:34first gig since 2009 yes are you excited uh yeah are you going to see him oh yeah
24:42yay i love oasis do you have the time that's great sorry that was green day yeah bro that's
24:51that's not how you lead with with praise for a band you love the gallagher brothers took to the stage
24:55at cardiff's principality stadium last night for the first show in their world tour welcome back boys
25:01stories have been circulating that what broke up the band in the first place was that liam threw a plum
25:07at nol's head no that was the straw that broke the oasis donkey back yeah and here they are liam and
25:15nol their hands clasped together and raised to the sky in an image that's already gone around the world
25:22i noticed that liam was like this it's like we love each other but we don't really 62 000 fans in
25:31cardiff's principality stadium and they were all mad for it i wanted to get some tickets but i couldn't
25:36get out i couldn't get any sold out literally sold out wow would you like to try texting one of them
25:42i don't know him oh no we don't like text you know the text like no i don't know yeah go on just drop
25:49is that in your face if you can go stupid he does love an anorak he's a snappy dresser he's a snappy
25:57but hottest day of the year in a black anorak he couldn't go out in a t-shirt though what a t-shirt
26:02and a bucket hat significantly one of the first songs they played was acquiesce one of the few
26:07oasis tracks to feature both liam and noel on vocals they wrote some amazing songs and made some
26:15amazing music working class heroes and that's what they are and that's what i love about them
26:22i'm absolutely emotional i i had tears running down my face i'll be honest with you because
26:27to me that i grew up with them bands how many bucket hats do you think were in cardiff last night
26:31i think cardiff was full it was a wash with bucket teaming with the bucket hat they ended with a brief
26:37hug now there's just 40 more shows to go do you think they're gonna fall out again yeah do you think
26:44if we didn't speak to each other for 20 years we'd sell more books do you think anyone would care
26:50but would we go in with our arms held up high would be like all right leamington spa make some noise
26:58you've got you've got high hopes for us all right mertha tidville library
27:03don't make too much noise it's a library imagine if anton deck like had a massive falling out like
27:07oasis oh it would never happen babes it would never happen no no you might win an nta if that happened
27:14i think that's your own that's your that's your only chance i hope it does
27:26in north london what are you doing i'm cutting up my wrap with scissors yeah do you not use
27:31do you not use scissors no do you not really sandwiches best friends sarah and claire look what
27:39all right ready yeah look how perfect that is oh oh no scissors have a go all right honestly much
27:49better than a knife all the fillings don't follow me husband thinks i'm absolutely crackers he hates
27:54it look see you've done it you've done it isn't that good look how nice that is yeah scissors on
28:00everything babe can we do a cheers cheers cheers on Thursday night olivia atwood was chasing perfection
28:09again on itv2 i need a skincare routine my skin's awful mm-hmm okay that's not great what the hell was
28:19that let's see how much we can not look away yeah okay great i like laugh out loud but like just
28:24can't look away i'm olivia atwood oh my god okay i gotta look away what is this and i'm no stranger to
28:32a tweakment or two it's gonna put me off my wrap with us brits spending billions of pounds a year on
28:39what was that this is the one where i start off going you should grow old gracefully and then at the end
28:44i'm trying to write down the surgeon's name and number so you want more projection yeah so i'm back
28:50no no what's the matter of the rest wants it bigger to discover the real price we're willing to
28:56pay you can't believe it for perfection that's right you'll never be perfect will you no i don't mean
29:02you i am price of perfection let's go come on men how can we be more perfect a tail a tail you should
29:15get a tail in the next couple of weeks i'm getting uh my eyebrows tattooed on i've come to a clinic in
29:23birmingham to meet a guy who is one of an increasing number of men turning to liposuction for a quick fix
29:29on the torso oh so get rid of the little old pot belly yeah i'd have a bit of that liposuction
29:36there's nothing wrong with that suck the fat out of you i'm meeting michael and his wife in there
29:41then we have a little look at his instagram i'm not ashamed to say for the years i've
29:47gained a bit of a dad box i mean who hasn't what he's getting lipo he looks better than me now
29:52what we're trying to do now is get abs back wherever they are in there somewhere oh so he used to have abs
29:58doesn't bother me enough you like a bamboo no i'm not saying i like that what size cup do you like
30:03nothing bigger than me which is basically i heard more people like dad bods than don't yeah i think
30:09everyone says that i think every partner says they like your dad bod until you get into an argument
30:13no they tell you like a melted ice cream and everyone's feelings get hurt it's just what i've heard
30:18he's about to have 360 lipo all the way around unless it costs three pounds six and then he's
30:25having this fat transferred to his shoulders traps biceps it's like how does that even work because
30:33would it not be like all doughy you can't get fat and put it up there it's just going to dribble down
30:37again this is a superb idea there are no downsides to this nice big wobbly shoulders yes i mean what is
30:48the price do you mind me asking because it's quite a lot of the staff 12.995 13 grand i'm gonna say 12
30:54but yeah 13 grand oh that's a lot of money bob he's ready wow this is welcome back so oh
31:01oh what the hell no hold on they didn't have to give him those and just put my nose socks a little
31:11bit higher it sucks it it's come on what we're watching here dr posano uses an ultrasound cannula
31:18they really go in there don't they that's horrible that's just sucking fat out yeah all right ready
31:24steady oh god oh my god what's that coming out or going in coming out do not waste it no one throw
31:37this tub away this is going in his shoulders so now i'm doing the front of the of the sides feel
31:42like i've got to know better than i thought you're gonna be so sore you're gonna be so sore bro can
31:48you please turn that light off oh yeah turn the lights off it's unbearable to watch this is a
31:54really good time i'm having with you why did you change the lighting so i'm just double checking
32:00the definition that i was able to scout so far oh my goodness shut up no way do you know what i'm sold
32:09i might go and get it uh by uh working with the shadows okay imagine going to sleep fat yeah waking
32:19up slim with a six pack yeah sure that'll be pretty cool in total five liters of fat have been removed
32:25and just over half a liter is being injected back into michael's upper body i'm fascinated is that
32:31half a liter what your drink is your pint well now you've compared it to that i'm not going to be
32:35drinking any more of it that's probably about just short of 500 isn't it
32:39michael had a rough two weeks recovering i bet he did that was quite a lot they had done right let's
32:48see it
32:53wow that's annoyed me that has why because i've had to work at mine my hunkiness
33:02i wasn't giving it for under 13 grand no would you get would you ever go in and do this now i know
33:08they do it like that yeah but my eyes oh you have the eyelids cut off oh my god you were awake
33:13weren't you yeah did it smell like chicken when they were sizzling it away you could smell it
33:18i have a facial does that count no no what if i put in a tight ponytail and it lifts up my face a bit
33:28get me another bobble i need another bobble
33:30in manchester i don't keep snacks often in that don't you i have no control i'm really bad i eat so
33:40many nuts friends mark and kelly i love nuts you love nuts for god's sake for god's sake
33:49i'm crying out loud how old are you how old are you
34:00too old to love nuts
34:05don't give me any more wine on friday it was a british institution making the headlines on the bbc
34:13let's see what's happening in the world clark no news is good news no but the opinion matters you
34:18say it would give the wrong opinion on the news your thoughts quick you've got to sit down before
34:23the music finishes mum right now it's bad luck i've lost me glasses they're there oh too late now bingo
34:31halls may traditionally attract a slightly older crowd really love a game of bingo last time i went to bingo
34:37was 1977 but the industry says more than 40 of new customers are under 35. it's true it's true the last
34:47time i went to bingo i'm telling you everyone was like in their teenagers it's a monday night in luton
34:52oh monday night in luton you had me at luton babe and although the bingo hall isn't full the mix of
34:59people is interesting popping off in there to be fair it looks as bleak as it always did bingo's good
35:04fun what's everybody clear their pens and put their splodges don't call them pens they're dabbers
35:10look closely and you'll see younger groups i don't want the young involved in my bingo
35:16no i want old people charlie who's 25 has been dabbing his bingo card for about a year oh this
35:23is fun i'd like a family group that'd be sick you know i mean little day out my mum and my brother come
35:29for there was about three months i was reluctant at first of course you were charlie then you saw the
35:34light chance to your mum i suppose something we can do together i can't exactly take her down to
35:38the football court and have a kick about so we'll come here i just don't understand why he can't
35:42take his mom to play football that's true put her in gold i want my grandchildren to take me
35:49yeah be nice wouldn't it yeah bingo has been on quite a journey from the slightly stuffy days look
35:54it's from back when you guys were in the bingo the black and white days of the 50s and 60s they all look
36:00like my crap used to look exactly that absolute skirt there look at that oh i used to go with me
36:06granny rider yeah no i i honestly remember the booking next to unit four bingo used to be a thing
36:13back in luton sophia is dabbing multiple sheets at the same time that's mad because you're meant to
36:19focus on one sheet oh she's a double dabber that's not you my my granny rider had about i'm not bullshitting
36:27here she had about 10 sheets in an increasingly atomized and fractured world bingo is seeing a
36:36renaissance it's a bit of a deep line there she's done it house i dream about going house
36:46oh some of them they don't don't dream just do it god shout it now well they don't even say house
36:53anymore sometimes they just go ah just do it now it's your dream to shout house do it go house
37:00house what do i get nothing nothing
37:10in essex i want to have a word with you yeah my gardener yeah is here yeah to do my garden and he
37:18does what he's not here to do is at half two in the afternoon yeah you come round kidnap him to get
37:24him to take you to chelmsford to change your dress rylan and his mom linda i never went tom
37:30to change the size how many times you've gone there you go so so not only did you steal him
37:37yesterday from my garden no no let me finish no but if five let me finish on his way home to take you to
37:44chelmsford to change the same dress two weeks ago you've got him to go and change the dress again
37:50and he didn't leave here at five o'clock yeah we did he left here like well half four what time he
37:55normally leaves don't tell me because i know what time he left stop robbing my gardener to go and do
37:59your personal shopping please no i'm moving them it's important so's my garden well in west london
38:07do you know what i got given today look at this this is amazing i got given this from our amazing
38:14porn broker on the show dan hatfield good friends ben and cat so dan was going through some stuff and
38:21he found some antique silver spoons from the 1870s and he thought you know ben would love these because
38:26these teaspoons are golf clubs and he knows how much i love golf look at those aren't they beautiful
38:34they actually are beautiful and they'd be great for a dippy egg for dipping like scooping out a dippy egg
38:40yeah and then i thought first of all they were like
38:44nose pickers victorian nasal removers oh they could be used as tweezers or something can they
38:52what you are actually putting my new silver spoons up your nose cat daily
38:57it's okay there's no remnants
39:03now you can keep them this week the life or death childhood game came to a dramatic conclusion on
39:10netflix i know you're only on series two but i've got to watch the final now because everyone
39:14will be talking to me about it but you'll forget by next week anyway so you won't ruin it for yourself
39:19i'll probably forget bar tonight true this is it so it's all been building to i just want to make
39:23sure i'm set yeah yeah come on this is like it we're done i can't get i can't get in the right zone
39:31for it lean on me no
39:38ain't based on a true story is it it's all true you know this no it ain't can't be this is all over
39:44the news like 20 years ago no it was they found that island in south korea no did you not know that
39:51no you're winding me yes i'm winding you up yeah all right
39:58oh this isn't looking good a new game
40:02players congratulations and welcome to the final game
40:08that's the baby is the baby exempt or no the baby's playing too the baby is two two two
40:13you will start on the square pillar move on to the triangle pillar and finally end on the circle
40:19pillar okay so far so good on each shape you will play a pushing game oh i don't like this a pushing
40:26game so basically you just gotta push everybody off if you as a group manage to push one or more
40:32players off while they are still alive the round will end and all remaining players will move on to
40:38the triangle pillar oh this is horrible it's like shuma wrestling but with your life to begin the first
40:44round please press the button on the ground they're gonna find the button where's the button
40:49is there a button the game has now begun this is hectic here we go they should have discussed
40:54tactics first if no one objects i say let's vote to see if player 222 is our final pick wait what the
41:01baby the baby no don't get rid of the baby you can't get rid of the baby no wait
41:07i object 333 can't do that no that's his baby yeah he is actually the baby's dad oh does he know he
41:17knows but no one else does right i think for this round we should choose someone easier to eliminate
41:23oh no leave him alone i mean he's made himself look quite vulnerable there that one hasn't he
41:34one two five is toast yeah oh hello i've got a weapon all of a sudden i've got a big pole that's like a
41:43javelin now yes you can push people off yes what did i do that was so wrong what was it oh my gosh i
41:51thought it was like a a hand push we didn't know it was jousting yeah bye bye oh he's gone gone pushed
42:04him and he's taken the pole with him i'll be only have to chuck one one off at a time
42:08and he's taken the pole with him he's fallen to his death the pole
42:19could you bring the pole back good news is baby's still alive for now okay baby's still safe
42:26a bit later there are only three players left for the final round including 333 who managed to get
42:33hold of another pole hand the baby over what no so hold on a minute the dad wants to get the baby
42:43so he can get rid of the baby and win the game yeah and it's his child that's his own child oh this is
42:48awful oh he's done it oh my god no
43:01oh that's precarious oh no he ain't gonna check the baby oh he's got to get onto the platform first
43:06and start the game i think winning a squid game by hurling an infant it's not my thing hurling an
43:11infant are you so just to clarify are you anti-hurling infants into voids i i think so
43:22what's he doing to get the knife
43:23oh four five six come on mate to the rescue
43:31oh one four five six look at that bridge run run and jump right bro run run go on go on oh my
43:39goodness go on oh yes five five six yes good parkour what a jump
43:51oh my lord this is intense now what's he gonna do he's got the pole oh pole be knife
43:56oh he's lost his knife why they're not pressing the button oh my gosh they haven't pressed the button
44:08yet if they don't press the button then the round hasn't started so if one of them dies now it doesn't
44:12count no oh that's the bar's gone that's the bar's gone now what now it's a wrestle
44:21uh-oh oh oh oh i don't know he survives everything he's to have a blow ain't he
44:34oh they're both gone
44:38oh how strong's four five six
44:42if he falls now he wants him alive because he's not pressed the button it's not gonna count
44:55oh no he's gone oh no
45:00the final round has begun no oh oh hell
45:05we all know what's going to happen now he's got no choice it's him or the baby isn't it four
45:14five six values his humanity more than he values his life yeah
45:25crying
45:35that's still going no he ain't gonna fall yes he's falling backwards mum
45:48no oh man oh he was a good guy fair play four five six
45:56clear 456
45:57the baby's the winner that's it so what will happen with the baby now
46:05what's he gonna do man he can't even walk oh my god we're done though
46:11what do you do now this is what i hate about the series now like what now what do i do yeah
46:17take a sip of water and go home yes sir well i am home should go to bed
46:22should go up
46:32the gallagher's remember their chaotic rise to musical domination in the 90s oasis supersonic
46:38stream now unless you're at heaton park tonight and you can stream series one of the couple next
46:43door have a saucy binge perhaps before the new series starts monday at nine next tonight it's new first dates
46:52the perfect perfect world
46:55the perfect world