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00:00I really want one of those blackberries, but I just feel like I'm going to eat it and it's going to go...
00:05You just need to drop it in like Usher doing the cherries.
00:10There you go.
00:12There you go, mate. It was sexy as well.
00:15Happy with that.
00:19What?
00:20I'm so happy for you.
00:22Oh, I dare you.
00:24Go on, try that.
00:26Twacky, twacky.
00:27Oh, stop it.
00:29Oh, trickier, oh.
00:31Why is she dressed as a pilgrim father?
00:35This is what we've tuned in for.
00:38I'm down for beers and bans.
00:40That's what you want.
00:41Crisp is a word I'll probably use.
00:42Crisp is good.
00:43Oh, I'm happy.
00:44That makes me happy.
00:45Fishbulbby!
00:47It's literally the greatest moment of my life.
00:51In a week we bid a fond farewell to TV cleaning legend Kim Woodburn.
00:56We enjoyed lots of great telly.
00:59The hardest working man in pop was on his travels on ITV.
01:03I'm Gary Barlow from Take That.
01:05There's a big audience out there and we're ready.
01:09And we're on a huge world tour.
01:11I saw Jason Orange the other day and I've got to tell you this the truth.
01:14No one sees him and everyone's looking for him on Reddit.
01:16This is true.
01:17And he did like a traitors.
01:18When he recognised...
01:19When he realised I'd recognised him, I was in Muswell Hill.
01:21This is God's honest truth.
01:22I was like, that's Jason Orange.
01:24And he went like this.
01:25What, he hid?
01:26Hood and sort of smiled and scurried off.
01:28And then I Googled it and no one knows where he is.
01:31What did you Google?
01:34Where's Jason Orange?
01:35Jason Orange?
01:36What's he been up to?
01:37Does he live in Muswell Hill?
01:38We went back to simpler times on Channel 4.
01:42Making butter could be a sport.
01:44What's the length of time?
01:45But you can get the time in here, can't you?
01:47Can I make butter quicker than you?
01:49There isn't one bit of England that someone hasn't stuck a camera into.
01:53There isn't one piece of cheese, there isn't one butter churn,
01:56there isn't anything in the whole country that a camera hasn't filmed
02:00with someone going, can I help you with that?
02:03Can I do a little bit badly for you?
02:05And the bed hopping began on ITV2.
02:09Is everyone happy now in their new couples?
02:11I don't even feel like I need to say it to you much, lad.
02:14I am glad, though, that I'm not in the dating game anymore.
02:20And to be clear, I never was.
02:21How did you meet your missus?
02:23Well, I did the classic move of working with her for a year.
02:27Oh, OK.
02:28Player!
02:29He got game!
02:31In North London.
02:40Do you want a crisp?
02:41No.
02:42Try not to eat crisps.
02:43Why not?
02:44I'm just trying to, you know, keep it real.
02:47Stephen and his sister Anita.
02:49I did the marathon and then what happens is you stop running and you just eat for six months.
02:53So I'm going to try not to do that.
02:55Oh, I see.
02:56So you try not to eat or just try not to eat crisps.
02:58Well, I'm trying not to eat rubbish.
02:59I see, yeah.
03:00Because you think you can eat anything when you're running that much and then you stop
03:04running and then you carry on eating that much.
03:05I love the way you just got that in there because I've just done the marathon.
03:08I just like to drop that into every occasion.
03:10Excuse me, do you know that I just run the marathon a few weeks ago?
03:14Hello?
03:153.56 and 22 seconds.
03:18Oh, my God.
03:19On Friday, Gary Barlow was enjoying some culinary delights down under on ITV.
03:28I'm into my wine at the minute, aren't I?
03:30Yeah, you have really got into wine.
03:31Oh, I love it.
03:32Every time I ring you, it's like, yeah, I've just enjoyed a bottle of red.
03:36And I'm like...
03:37He's aged better, actually.
03:38He looks much better now than when he was first and take that, yeah.
03:42Really?
03:43Yeah.
03:44Men do seem to age well.
03:45Don't we?
03:46Generally.
03:47Most men.
03:48He had a good lockdown, didn't he, Barlow?
03:50What do you mean?
03:54What did he do in lockdown?
03:56He played his piano a lot online.
03:58Did he?
03:59Yeah.
04:00It's like someone was watching him a lot on lockdown.
04:02He couldn't stop him, couldn't not watch him.
04:07I'm hundreds of miles from the nearest city.
04:10Alice Springs!
04:11We've been there.
04:12Yeah.
04:13But I'm not quite as alone as I look.
04:15Oh, he's got company.
04:16Who is it?
04:17Because unless I'm hallucinating...
04:20It's Ronan!
04:21I'd swear that was Ronan Keaton coming towards me.
04:24What's he doing there?
04:25Oh, it's boy band heaven.
04:27Gary!
04:28Yes!
04:29Yes!
04:30What are the chances?
04:31I hate things like this on programmes like this, because...
04:36It's not a surprise, Gary.
04:37It's not a surprise, Gary.
04:38You've come in production.
04:39I've told you.
04:40They've told you.
04:41Ronan Keaton's not walked there across Australia.
04:43Don't you bring me to all the nice places.
04:45Look at this.
04:46Sworn enemies up until ten minutes ago.
04:49That's the truth.
04:51I've got another surprise for Ronan.
04:53He should like this one.
04:55They're actually very similar, aren't they?
04:56Yes, they are.
04:57They're slowly turning into the same person, aren't they?
04:59I think that's what Gary Barlow shows about.
05:01He just slowly turns everyone into Gary Barlow.
05:03Yeah.
05:04We try our hands at creating a sound that's become synonymous
05:07with Australia's indigenous culture.
05:10Beatty.
05:12I sense a didgeridoo will be a pun.
05:14Oh!
05:15The didgeridoo!
05:16It's going to be the didgeridoo.
05:17So we've come to a sand dune for a didgeridoo masterclass.
05:21I'd love to have a go on one of them.
05:22I think quite hard.
05:24I don't know.
05:25There's no buttons, is there?
05:26To learn all about the rhythms of this ancient, mystical instrument.
05:30Are they not allowed one? They've got to play the sticks.
05:32Yeah, there's only one. They can only afford one.
05:34You know what I really, really wanted to see today?
05:37Yeah.
05:38Is Gary Barlow and Roni Keaton banging sticks together?
05:41You said that before we started this.
05:42I did, yeah.
05:44Love that sound of the didgeridoo, absolutely.
05:47You can't not love that sound.
05:49All day with that buzzing around your nut, eh?
05:53That'll twist your melon.
05:54So all of this is created by mouth.
05:57By mouth.
05:58We're like a Scottish bagpipe.
05:59Oh, it's like a bagpipe.
06:00So that they have to blow hard like.
06:03You blow in a strange way.
06:04Where you breathe is on the chit and on the dew.
06:06Yeah?
06:07What did he say?
06:08So I can just spit up.
06:09So, Tuwaki, Tuwaki.
06:10Go on, try that.
06:11Tuwaki, Tuwaki.
06:12So Tuwaki, I leap out of the water going Tuwaki, Tuwaki.
06:15Then I come up to the part where I'm going to breathe and go...
06:17He's been like the worst teacher in the whole world.
06:21I haven't got a single clue what he's talking about.
06:24There must be an easier way to explain this.
06:28Air here.
06:29Air here.
06:30Mouth.
06:31Didge.
06:32Air, air.
06:33Two forces of meaning.
06:34Oh, shut up.
06:35Can I just say, it's a didgeridoo.
06:38All you've got to do is just blow?
06:39Yes.
06:40Hum at the back of your throat and just go...
06:41Didgeridoo.
06:42Didgeridoo.
06:43Didgeridoo.
06:44Didgeridoo.
06:45Didgeridoo.
06:46Didgeridoo.
06:47Didgeridoo.
06:48Didgeridoo.
06:49Fucking Dalek.
06:53That's it, that's it.
06:54Beautiful.
06:55I love it.
06:56Ruiners involved now.
06:57I think you might be winding them up.
06:58I think it is.
06:59I feel like ant and death are going to come out in a second.
07:01And again, they've got an earpiece the whole time.
07:04Listen.
07:05Didgeridoo.
07:06That's the didgeridoo.
07:07That's the didgeridoo.
07:08Oh, didgeridoo.
07:09Yeah, where's the do?
07:10Then the do.
07:12Not massively different.
07:13Put them together.
07:14He literally is just saying didgeridoo.
07:15Didgeridoo.
07:16Didgeridoo.
07:17Didgeridoo.
07:18Didgeridoo.
07:19Didgeridoo.
07:20Didgeridoo.
07:21Didgeridoo.
07:22Didgeridoo.
07:23Didgeridoo.
07:24Didgeridoo.
07:25Didgeridoo.
07:26Didgeridoo.
07:27Didgeridoo.
07:28What was the thing I need to do?
07:29Oh, no.
07:30He's not going to have a go, is he?
07:31Did you do that?
07:33Except that Sam's muffling it.
07:35Excuse me.
07:40Thanks, mate.
07:41And with that, we're both back where we started.
07:44On the rhythm section.
07:45Gary didn't have a go.
07:47Why isn't Gary going to have a go?
07:49He doesn't want to make an idiot of himself.
07:50Oh, okay.
07:51Is this really, I feel like I'm hallucinating.
08:00What, would you rather play the maracas I digitally do?
08:02Well, the maracas are easy, but I play both equally as bad.
08:06In Oxford.
08:09What's your favourite snack?
08:11I like, I like cheese.
08:12I've seen you snacking.
08:13I like cheese and biscuits.
08:14Oh.
08:15Yeah, I do too.
08:16See.
08:17But then I have to have a glass of red wine.
08:18Of course you do.
08:19Only a glass.
08:20Friends Anton and Craig.
08:22What's your favourite cheese then?
08:24I like Stilton's.
08:26Mine is Port Salute.
08:28Really?
08:29Do you know that one?
08:30I don't know that.
08:31It's a soft cheese, isn't it?
08:32It's soft-ish.
08:33Where's it from?
08:35Pont Salute.
08:36It's French, darling.
08:37Okay.
08:38I don't know if it was from Cornwall.
08:39Your name is Antoine Dubic.
08:40I thought you might be able to speak French.
08:42Bonjour.
08:43Bonjour.
08:44Bonjour.
08:45Bonjour.
08:46On Wednesday, the clock carried on ticking on Channel 4
08:50in another brain-busting mid-afternoon episode of this.
08:54Do you dance to the music?
08:55No.
08:56Do you?
08:57Yes.
08:58Okay, you're going to dance now?
08:59Probably.
09:00Okay.
09:01Best in tune.
09:02We haven't got a pen and paper there, so we're just going to do this bareback.
09:07Wednesday, June 18th, and the last regular show of Series 91 of Countdown.
09:13Series 91?
09:14That's why I'm...
09:15It's just flown by, isn't it?
09:17So how many years is 91?
09:1991 years.
09:20It can't be 91 years, though, can't it?
09:23It can't be.
09:24Let's introduce our champion, two wins in the bag, looking to make it a hat-trick,
09:28and then Mel Smith can relax.
09:29That's not Mel Smith.
09:30It is.
09:31Mel, get first to draw.
09:33Hello, Rachel.
09:34Can I have a consonant, please?
09:36Here we go.
09:37See if you're any good at these four names.
09:38Okay, let's see.
09:39Another consonant, please.
09:40S.
09:41S.
09:42Sips.
09:43Sips.
09:44Katsu.
09:45Like chicken katsu.
09:46Chicken katsu curry.
09:47Yeah, I heard you the first time.
09:48Well, yeah, there is a double s.
09:49P-i-double-s-e-t.
09:50Piss it.
09:51Does that say a piss tick?
09:52P-i-double-s-t.
09:53P-i-double-s-t.
09:54Piss it.
09:55Does that say a piss tick?
09:56P-i-double-s-t-e-k-e.
09:57Piss tick?
09:58Pisc.
09:59Pist?
10:00P-i-double-s-t.
10:01P-i-double-s-e-t.
10:02Piss it.
10:04P-i-double-s-t.
10:05P-i-double-s-t.
10:07P-i-double-s-t.
10:09Piss it.
10:11Does that say a piss tick?
10:20P-i-s-s-t-e-k-e.
10:25Piss tick?
10:26pasties oh very good pasties is seven how can you look at that and see anything other than
10:32pistach that would be a pistach mel six six oh well done oh one is six nice bigger than yours
10:43now and for steve uh seven oh he's got a seven oh what's he got mel pauses oh nice pauses
10:50pasties pasties pasties pasties pasties i sing oh steve steven steve steven you've got to be a
10:58steve to be good at this game and another consonant ah no rain rain rain rain rain and another vowel
11:06oh oh necrophiliac it's worth a punt a final h cro croatia
11:16h o r just need a w w d good okay is there any chance we could use the ones that we've got though
11:26cornea cornea cornea is that a word c o r c o r n e a i've injured my cornea
11:33i've got seven are you joking me no i've got seven what have you got china
11:40hornea
11:46hornea
11:48chayna
11:48stop let me think let me think hold on i'm just smoking a celebratory imagery
11:55let me think
11:55mel seven seven oh she's got seven mel
12:01hornier hornier
12:03mel and what word have you got oh no it could be a hornier type of animal like i mean to do with
12:12real horns not the horn that you're thinking couldn't it that's a hornier creature put it into
12:20it put it into a sentence for me that bull has hornier horns than the other bull okay rachel can we
12:28start with a consonant please thank you steve p okay another girl and the consonant please
12:33y pre lentil yup
12:36yup
12:38and a consonant n yen yen i've got it first puny and another consonant s o penis penis is there which is an anagram of spine
12:49penisy they could be this man is much more penisy than the other man
12:55i'm always so rude finish with m good luck good luck even he went good luck try not to say it
13:03colin knows it says penis penis i've got a silly five
13:13i can't see anything other than penis and anus now one of them one of them's gonna say penis
13:19she's done hornier yeah will she say penis here comes penis
13:25give me a number steve only a five i'm sorry no need to apologize sir mel just a five apologize
13:33immediately why is he flirting with me i know i don't hear it from you steve steve what have you
13:37got her mains oh come on steve you could have said he's not gonna say penis on television
13:45she's absolute filth done for you means no no one said penis got it they got five anyway at least have
13:54a laugh at it just say penis it's so true where's your personality do you know what i mean come on
13:57mil i'll tell you the longest word i know yeah yeah it means pseudo anti-disestablishmentarianism
14:04and means what it means pretending that you're against the disestablishment of the church from the
14:11state i don't know why the fuck anyone would do that but i know that word who would pretend
14:17do you ever use that word in in in clap and we speak of little else
14:30in manchester what can we say about the damn well you know what remember how new york used to be
14:39well yeah before yeah now it's like that's what's happened to amsterdam it's being cleaned up so like
14:45yeah it's still almost unrecognizable yeah good friends sean and bess but yeah i know it's right
14:52the lack of shawamas it used to be shawama shawama shawama shawama everywhere and there were no
15:00shawamas i had to like stick my head in a gaff that just didn't look like a shawama yeah i'm
15:07surprised at the lack of shawamas honestly it's like a different place in south london how much
15:15do you do around the house because i'm away so much when i get home i know how much cooking and
15:19cleaning and stuff my missus has done yeah so i try to get stuck in as much as i can right good
15:26mates rory and ramesh well i made lunch for my wife yesterday and she said the work the direct quote was
15:34this is a nice change i do think there's part of her that probably suspects that her life would be
15:40better if i wasn't around do you know what i mean and i and i respect it let's be honest if you just
15:51if you did if you just said your finances would be at the same level yeah yeah then i think she'd
15:55probably kill me on friday night weatherfield's finest were on the warpath again on itv i don't
16:03something in coronation street i could never tell anyone i went to a party there once i won't let
16:09you know what happened boys what you mean on set on the set there's a back of the rollers coronation
16:14street all right the funniest of the soaps am i wrong what's the concept
16:19is it one street is it like sesame street
16:29it's just the area isn't it it's not
16:31big bird's gonna make it a bit my favorite mrs snuffleupagus snuffleupagus like oscar in the episode
16:40we dropped into rye's roles and a tense standoff between lou and maria do you want something what
16:48me and my family are decent people i'd prefer if you kept your distance wow hold on hold on hold on
16:54that's a bold opener yes i mean you scumbag yeah just stay out of my business and i'll stay out of yours
17:02judgy judgy judgy that's what you're like
17:08oh it's audrey huh like let's see audrey's still on it yeah well audrey used to be in rent-a-ghost
17:15oh dear something wrong oh i don't know i just i guess i just feel like i'm trying so hard to fit
17:23in around here and no one wants to know me well no one wants to know lou because if old fella killed
17:30the cop killed craigie did it yeah so her husband's been done for murder and she's just trying to fit in
17:35now she never has like any look does she she's never there no look when i look i'm not on about audrey all
17:40right no one about you bloody hell well i think everybody's still very angry with that husband of
17:46yours so he's i just think everybody's a bit miffed with your husband for killing that police officer
17:56he's a cheeky bugger isn't he david was supposed to take this to the bank but i haven't seen hide
18:02no hair of him she's not daft did you see her eyes late up on audrey was doing the till yeah i can take it
18:08if you like no no it's all right thank you uh shauna can give it to him and give him a kick up the
18:14backside she's been a lot of plates here audrey isn't she yeah she's this is her in the scene hold
18:19on hold on what do you want no you take it no no you take it no you no which one of you will take it
18:31a bit later and everyone had popped round to david platts for a barbecue said it was a deal breaker
18:36why david's so iconic this is the fella that's just one big brother and a couple load of that i saw
18:44that last time i came what is it oh david loves his new table today right everyone nibbles no not on
18:52there seriously don't don't put them on there come on so it's fun massive chat about a table i was going
18:59to say what are they all just talking about the one piece table yeah it's a big topic in the outsides
19:03that must have been a local tree all right uh barry keoghan's got same one apparently no he has
19:08who's barry keoghan barry keoghan the actor barry kean is it called kean from saltburn david
19:18what do you want me to do with this what is it it's cash from the salon oh she's got an eye on that cash
19:25from the salon again lou blotting and scheming it's like a front for a heroine business isn't it
19:30i would really be right on it wouldn't she yeah
19:37she ironed up the coffee table she is as well she's seen that coffee table she's going is that
19:41barry keoghan's one oh it's nicking the cat don't do it don't do it
19:56just put it back good choice
20:00i knew it oh oh how dare you oh i was just uh looking yeah i know exactly what you were doing
20:06in your thieving cow oh thieving cow see that's what other called the two i was looking for a brown
20:11envelope i brought my own brown envelope with me saw a brown envelope there i thought oh is that my
20:15brown envelope no that's the one with all the money yeah that's got the money i don't want that one
20:19my one's the one without the money in it yeah which is um so if you do see that let me know anyway
20:25love this coffee table i know you're up to summit you're going nowhere what are you doing get off
20:32maria oh you're going nowhere you're going to sit on that coffee table love they're going to smash
20:38the table david's going to be livid don't fight near the table shut up captain know it all right i
20:43think we're gonna have to send out for pizza i wouldn't even give that to david the duck
20:48no what was that the table barry keoghan's coffee table
20:53what was that smash you know what it was david it's your coffee table mate oh my arm is killing me
21:05are you joking are you okay you're joking you're joking are you that was barry keoghan's one
21:14i didn't fall i'm not drunk she pushed me oh come on who's standing on what side she was rummaging
21:24through that bag yeah and i said to her what are you playing at she said nothing so i said right okay
21:30show me your pockets then she did look at them all standing around there like it's
21:34fucking cluedo i like how she's explaining everything and um poor old david's there just
21:41looking at his table just just looking through just picking up the bits why does everyone always
21:47think the worst of me i don't you know if you don't believe me just look and she's on his bag
21:57money's still here still she's guilty it's not all arrow is it is it not why is the painting of
22:03jim broadbent behind her oh yeah do you reckon that was a real table they used or was it a stunt
22:10i hope not it's going to keep me up tonight i'm not going to stop thinking about that coffee table
22:17claire sorry
22:25in essex did you enjoy your father's day i did claire it was a perfect day you and the boys got me some
22:33crisps chocolate and beer and then just left me alone for the day the broccoli's i sat there and i
22:38watched what did you do i watched lethal weapon one through four it are four lethal weapon films in
22:45one day it was perfect how come on mother's day it's like wow you want to spend it with the kids
22:51go and do something with the kids on father's day it's like well you can go and play golf or watch
22:57lethal weapon hmm i don't make the rules babe i just love them
23:02them this week more coxswald capers were keeping us entertained on prime video do you watch this
23:10show i love this i love this show i like his lamborghini he never buys anything normal does he
23:16well he don't go around his farm on his lamborghini do i pick an old tractor they made tractors first
23:21didn't they before cars who did lamborghini what would you have on your farm joe um i would let
23:42it just go to pasture in the program jeremy was looking a bit stressed as he headed towards the
23:49opening weekend of his brand new pub at lunchtime the newly recruited staff started to arrive how
23:56big is this part there's like 80 of them and in order to get them settled sue and rachel gave them
24:03a gen zed focused hr pep talk gen zed at least you know that they're not going to be like drinkers
24:12because they don't really drink do they they don't drink anymore no no no i don't like that about them
24:17what they don't no i really don't the main thing i'm after is a massive smile a positive mental
24:25attitude a can-do attitude and camaraderie we're all in it together and we're all trying to make
24:30it successful aren't we no they're all like mate what's what am i getting paid per hour yeah yeah
24:36let's cut to the chase i need the money i then decided to add a few motivational words of my own
24:42oh no mr motivation's coming in one thing i cannot stand is gormlessness
24:51so if you are gormless could you please try not to be for the day and i don't want slovenly oiks
24:57leaning on things imagine if half of them just went okay i'm going okay sorry that's what i do
25:07i'm a slovenly oik it's all good locally grown food i'm afraid that costs a bit more look at their
25:14faces i know you're going to get people going how much if you could just say listen if you want
25:21to go and eat shit growing in indonesia full of sawdust plenty of other pubs around the place that
25:25can help you out with that i hope later on we see one of the staff going listen if you want something
25:35like leaning on something something made out of sawdust from indonesia fuck off
25:45bank holiday saturday is that's what day is you've got to be on form now it's people's big
25:50weekend after a couple of hours kept i returned to the pub to be even more useless we would be
25:57unveiling my new weekend carvery boom he's an ideas man isn't he
26:04who thinks of a weekend carvery however i'd forgotten one important thing
26:13look at that crazy lucky now whose plate is that portion control you can't let people serve
26:20themselves not with the carvery i'm going to be brutally honest here we are not going to be able
26:24to serve you guys food it's all gone wow heartbroken look at him just found out the darkest news
26:30some bloody joker came in and had all the food
26:38do you fancy owning a pub with me b i've actually thought about it what mean you getting a babooza
26:43a baboon honestly yeah yeah but you know what i don't see the glory side of it you know when you
26:49stood at the bar telling your stories we could get our mums to run it for us well would you go to a
26:55pub with your man broad in it enough london anytime you're back in bristol you put the er back in your
27:03words i mean proper if i actually did want to still speak like that i could yeah but i feel like it's
27:09been so long since i actually lived there that i i was never that bristolian though maya and her brother
27:14omar definitely water bath water bath laugh cant dance that's what i've clocked anything they come
27:21out yeah anything er that's when you hear it but our oh yeah no if i speak to you for a while then
27:27it definitely comes back to me i just remember moving to london at 16 and everyone being like
27:32do you have sheeps in your garden yeah i bet they put you a foreign it's not like that yeah
27:37they're like oh it must have been different for you growing up on a farm i'm like i did not grow up on a
27:40farm we're a city this week tom carriage was sharing some tasty tips with us on fruit network
27:47problem with watching shows like this where you know you're going to see great foods it makes me
27:50hungry yeah and i couldn't eat anymore because i've eaten all that piccolini i like to see bald men
27:55doing well i really do i see them very much as one of my beautiful bald brothers this is my little pub
28:01it's lovely isn't it i'd love to ride a pub get out of my pub do you like gastro pubs
28:07i do but i don't like it when it gets too fancy okay we reveal the secrets of our michelin starred
28:13menu oh let's see i'm always doubtful if someone says michelin starred to me i think oh let's go
28:19somewhere else if they're so secretive why is he giving them away yeah why are you on telling
28:27what they mean look in your pub your local pub's got any secrets yeah probably dead bodies no everything's
28:33microwaved i want to show you my version of a classic bar snack which you can cook at home oh
28:43right listen that's the one posh thing i love never made a sausage roll in my life have eaten thousands
28:49i'm starting with minced pork sausage meat and fresh bread crumbs all good so far i do that do yeah how's
28:58that mission to start i mean this is like an easy recipe so far here i've got diced pickled onions oh
29:04you're telling the right person i do love a pickle i love pickled i love people do you know like the
29:08pickled shallots that like even more tangy yes i've actually had a jar of gherkins to myself this week
29:14delicious congratulations and it goes beautifully especially with cheese oh no i don't want blue cheese
29:22in it pickled onion and blue cheese you're too posh for you that's way too but why are you going to
29:28ruin everything you need sausage and pastry that's it that's all i want it took me a long time to like
29:33blue cheese you know i was going to say that one's rude yeah i couldn't get over the fact that it's
29:37just like straight mold in the middle i mean it's essentially like a playman's lunch all wrapped up in
29:41one it's a playman's lunch wrapped up in a sausage roll yeah oh mike he has he has deconstructed and
29:48then reconstructed it into something else does anyone know a plowman never met a plowman never
29:53met plowman to be honest with you i ain't ever seen a plowman either mate not me neither where's
29:57them plowmans too what even is a plowman then i'm adding more layers of flavor with finely chopped
30:03rosemary and caramelized onion chutney oh you like that i do you like i've got some of that in the fridge
30:10not anymore you haven't why because i cleared the fridge out the other day so i think your
30:14caramelized onion was gone was 2019 i think so that didn't make the cut yeah but that that ended
30:21up in the bin oh this mix we pipe oh that's a fat oh that's a bit of a fat who pipes a sausage roll
30:32he's lost me i was so on board a minute ago directly in the middle then through your hand look at that
30:41oh my lord that's looking girthy secrets of the pub kitchen that should have remained a secret i don't
30:47want to see that uncooked it looks unnatural egg wash the tops and sprinkle with nigella seeds
30:54oh yeah look at that it's all in the details isn't it all in the details oh i do like the look of that
31:00come on i just need a blue cheese stop i've preheated a baking tray so when my tray goes down
31:06the pastry starts cooking straight away oh okay exactly because otherwise you get
31:13what a soggy bottom soggy bottom and no one wants that no more soggy bottoms
31:20do you i reckon you're halfway to a michelin star i could have written this
31:23do you like a soggy bottom steven i've been known to get my hands on one occasionally
31:28they look absolutely lush oh and one i could devour 10 of those oh i think tom sold me
31:42he sold me there you know i'm actually quite keen to go to his pub just to have that sausage roll
31:48that would be a lot simpler than trying to make this at home oh god yeah look at that on the bottom look
31:52oh yes listen that has got a good solid ass to it there's something borderline attractive attractive
32:03arousing now i'm with you yeah man
32:09that toast is delicious but it does look good oh i bet it's amazing it does look good
32:15i bet it's not your bollocks off but who's who can be asked and how much
32:20how much we charging here that's good can you imagine ever saying about something that we cooked
32:27and eating it and go god that's good no can you imagine that ever happening no it wouldn't would
32:32it no it just wouldn't no i like my i do make a good salad though i'd eat something well that's
32:37god that's average i think we should have a tom kerridge michelin star sausage roll cook-off
32:44i'll take you show me yours and i'll show you mine i'll show you my sausage if you show me yours
32:49yeah and then we'll roll we'll get shirley ballast to mark them how did i feel about that
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