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Celebrity Gogglebox Season 7 Episode 5 - Full
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00:00Are you feeling all right?
00:01Yeah man, A fever.
00:02How many boxes of tissues have you gone through this season?
00:05Too many man, too many.
00:06Have you had your tablet?
00:09No, that's probably why, that's probably why, I keep forgetting, I keep forgetting.
00:14Go and get your tablet, I'm not watching a TV show without you, go and have your A fever tablet.
00:19Sorry.
00:20Do you believe he's not had his tablet, that's why he's sneezing all the time.
00:23He should have them by his bedside and take one every night, that's what I do.
00:27I know.
00:30One, two!
00:32Do you want a tissue?
00:33Yes please.
00:39Oh!
00:40Yes!
00:41I'm so happy for you.
00:42What are we watching now?
00:44Sex.
00:45Nice.
00:48He's doing what?
00:49He's going on a train.
00:50This is a bit of you.
00:51My people.
00:54Do you know what I love?
00:55Soup.
00:56Oh!
00:58Is this actually a shot?
00:59Yeah.
00:59Claire, it's too much.
01:01It's literally the greatest moment of my life.
01:04Fish bug beef.
01:06We've all got an undercarriage.
01:07I don't know.
01:08Grow up.
01:10In the week record temperatures had us all melting.
01:14We enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:17The sinister playground games from Korea were back.
01:20I don't think I'm ruthless enough for squid game.
01:29No, no.
01:30You're way too nice.
01:30Do you know what I mean?
01:31I would have been sat on the other side prepping sandwiches to everyone.
01:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:34Do you know what I mean?
01:34Yeah, no.
01:35Here's some electrolytes.
01:35They're literally knackered off all that jumping.
01:37What a horrible way to spend the day though, to go out and stand in the field and watch
01:54someone half a mile away perform a medley of greatest hits from 40 years ago.
02:00Lots of people really like that.
02:02I know, and I don't understand why.
02:03And I'm not saying they're wrong. I'm just saying they're weird.
02:08And the big bolt turned bad on Netflix.
02:11Somebody realised that the toilets weren't working.
02:17They needed electricity.
02:20So they weren't going to flush.
02:22Which is, with thousands of guests, a major issue.
02:27You don't even think about it. You just go, oh yeah, that's the loo.
02:30That's the most important room in the house.
02:32And where does it all go?
02:33Where does it all go?
02:34It goes every house in London.
02:35The magic poop fairy takes it away.
02:36Every house in London.
02:38Sometimes if you're in a city, it's got huge tower blocks and everything.
02:41Everyone's got a toilet with a pipe with a poo coming down at the poo, poo, poo.
02:45Poo, poo.
02:46Into a big poo pipe.
02:47Out, out to the poo station where it gets recycled.
02:51And just put straight into the river as it is.
02:55Honestly, just hang your bum over London Bridge and cut out the middleman.
02:59In Oxford...
03:00In Oxford...
03:09Oh, the heat today.
03:11Anton Dubeck.
03:12Mother of God.
03:14It's like over 30.
03:17Don't complain.
03:18I'm boiling.
03:19We're not allowed to complain.
03:21Do you like the heat?
03:22Friends Anton and Craig.
03:24I like the cold.
03:26Do you?
03:26I like the cold as well.
03:27I like the cold because I like the clothes.
03:30Yeah, the cold.
03:31I like, yeah, big woolly things and...
03:33I like the layering.
03:34Puffy, puffer jackets.
03:35Oh, I hate the puffer jacket.
03:36I like the layer.
03:37Yes, I like cashmere.
03:38Yeah, of course you would.
03:41You're a cashmere queen.
03:46On Saturday night, more famous faces were trying to cross our favourite bridge on BBC One.
03:52I'm competitive if I think I can win something.
03:55The minute I get a sniff of winning it, I'm really competitive.
03:58Even if you're taking on your own children at home?
04:01No, because I don't care about that stuff.
04:03Oh, I do.
04:04Yeah, I don't.
04:04I do.
04:05Like, what was your...
04:06There's nothing more satisfying than beating an 11-year-old at catchphrase.
04:10I know your general knowledge is good.
04:11My general knowledge is pretty good.
04:12It's nothing like your general knowledge.
04:13Well, only because I've been alive so much longer.
04:16Welcome to Celebrity Bridge of Life.
04:18His name's not a grandson.
04:20Oh, no.
04:20No, not Phil.
04:22Phil.
04:22No, his name's not Phil.
04:24Oh, I used to have a crush on him.
04:25Of course you did.
04:26He is still your type.
04:29Shavedead.
04:30Looks like he might mug you.
04:31Bridge.
04:32What are we looking for?
04:35Songs and their first words.
04:37Oh, come on.
04:38Oh, music.
04:39Music.
04:40Aidan, this is up your street.
04:41Come on, Aidan.
04:42I'm already quite stressed.
04:43First words of true.
04:46So.
04:47Fine.
04:47Very good.
04:47Gold.
04:50Thank, thank.
04:53Yeah, thank you.
04:54Fine.
04:54Yeah, yeah, it is.
04:55That took a bit too long then.
04:56Yeah, yeah.
04:56No, it's hard to do, isn't it?
04:57It's not easy.
04:58Your five minutes starts now.
05:03Space Oddity by David Bowie calling.
05:08Space Oddity.
05:08I don't know what a Space Oddity is.
05:10Ground control.
05:11Ground control to me, Jatama.
05:13One word.
05:15Wonderwall by Oasis today.
05:17Today is going to be the day that you're going to throw it bad to you.
05:21That's the truth.
05:22So they're both right, are they?
05:24No.
05:24No.
05:25So, Wonderwall.
05:26Right, so go Wonderwall.
05:27Mr. Brightside by The Killers.
05:30Coming.
05:31Coming out of my key.
05:32Yeah.
05:33Coming.
05:33Yeah.
05:34Oh, Mr. Brightside.
05:39I think you're making songs up.
05:40Okay.
05:40I've been in enough clubs at the end of the night to sing.
05:43Coming out of my key.
05:44Yes, well done.
05:45Shotgun by George Ezra, Florida.
05:49Shotgun by George Ezra starts.
05:51Oh, hey, oh, baby.
05:53I can't remember the first word.
05:54Shotgun.
05:59How does that begin?
06:02Gimme, gimme, gimme by Abba Half.
06:05I genuinely can't think of a worse topic for me to be involved in.
06:09I'm so glad you're here to help me.
06:10Half past ten.
06:11Gimme, gimme, gimme by Abba.
06:13Oh, my God.
06:13You're amazing at this.
06:14I know.
06:15Blue Monday by New Order Howl.
06:18Dim, dim, dim, dim, dim, dim, dim.
06:20Oh, what's the beginning of it?
06:21Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
06:25Oh, Ross, no.
06:32How does it feel?
06:34How?
06:34Which call for how does it feel...
06:36Okay, yeah.
06:37Yeah, how does it feel?
06:38That's correct.
06:38How does that one go?
06:39Don't ask me, I don't know.
06:41My generation by The Who People.
06:44People try to put us down.
06:44My generation.
06:45People try to put us down.
06:47So then it's people talking about my generation.
06:51truth or lie that is a truth yes are you are you disagree do you actually know nah truth that
06:57opens up down under by men at work traveling traveling in a flight of combi that's definitely
07:03traveling okay down under do do do do do do do do do do um 30 seconds look ross is getting stern
07:15oh he's getting oh i love it oh my goodness okay truth or lie it's getting tense
07:20that is true come on natasha come on baby my way by frank sinatra and and now the end is yeah yeah and
07:28now yes yeah and i did it my way truth or lie that is the truth right now one more physical by dua
07:37lipa common it's gonna have to be physical it's gonna have to go go don't you lipa go on step on
07:42that bow rio by duran duran salie oh my god ross stop talking to her like shut up let me entertain
07:50you by robbie williams hell you've got a step babe come on duolipa duolipa go duolipa you've
07:55got a 50 50. i'm gonna go to the line oh no oh so you'd have got that i would have got that step across
08:06no oh natasha why would you do that what's why she takes so long what's all her money's gone all the
08:15money's gone she's too busy there rubbing it on well i don't know ross i've been good one just move
08:20man you ran out of time look at his face oh he looks a gorgeous woman sasha you ran out of time
08:29ross it counts for nothing if the guys didn't press the panic button oh she's blaming them
08:35it's blaming them blaming them i think i think it is impressive what the hell's the panic button
08:39if they can bank they can basically bank the money you didn't press it you were utterly amazing and we
08:44have totally let you down they didn't press the panic button no they've done it they're lying did you
08:51or did you not press that panic button well maybe possibly guys well just tell us this isn't the x factor
08:59come on you massive cheese mongos did you press it yeah did you not press it of course they pressed it
09:04natasha so natasha please make your way to the vault oh he's happy he's happy now isn't he right
09:11ross god he can turn on a sixpence can it any situation if i had to call anyone at any point
09:17to help me in any scenario steve backshall is the one in any situation you're gonna call steve backshall
09:23yes i don't have his number
09:26but i feel like he could solve most problems in manchester do you know what in all my time
09:36i've never been on a parent's whatsapp group how good is that that's terrible friends mark and kelly
09:44oh they're funny though they're not they are i was clap rep when you class rep when
09:48class rep yeah what did you have to do to be class rep i don't know but i put a lot of gifts
09:57on my uh on my whatsapps you'd have hated you just put gifts on your whatsapps all the time
10:02you'd have hated me i would put little things out going morning everyone
10:08leave leave mark chapman has left the group
10:13it was events at sea that had us on the edge of our seats on netflix you'll never catch
10:18me on a cruise about save you haven't been on a cruise no you haven't catch me ever seasick
10:22seasick yeah i do not agree with cruises why horrible experience
10:30train wreck train wreck
10:34what the is this it probably wasn't how it was advertised initially do you think darling
10:39there's a poop cruise we must go on the poop cruise we've done mexico we've done the caribbean
10:46let's do poop the itinerary was two days at sea and then we were going to stop at cozumel mexico
10:54nice i've been on the what's it over to the isle of art that was bad enough
10:58then we're going to get back out to sea and have a nice day back to galveston it's going to be great
11:03that's it that's their trip okay so it's only a little short yeah i think this was on the news
11:09when was it did you cover it i think i think i vaguely remember this story i was getting married
11:15it was my bachelorette party that's quite a good way to have a bachelorette party a little hen do on
11:20a cruise i think so we put our luggage down and we went straight up to the bar yeah my girls i like
11:25their drink they're there for a good time yeah we were supposed to go to some kind of safety briefing
11:30but that would be so wolves wouldn't it sorry safety what i remember being like we're not going to need
11:35this information like what are the chances we need to remember a muster station right oh first mistake
11:40safety first vibes uh yeah you might darling i've heard of titanic
11:46we were in the sun all day oh my god look at that yeah that's a bit of me that is proper party
11:52life is that you raiden drinking cocktails it was amazing was it we're in the sun all day
11:59drinking cocktails eating bottomless food who's gonna need a muster station
12:07something's happening this looks them what's going on ominous here's the story here we go
12:16you don't want to hear that on a cruise an emergency b you don't want that do you it's titanic
12:20all over i don't want to hear that noise it's not like an iceberg is it i don't think there's
12:24icebergs off the coast of mexico how do you know you've been i'm like oh my god this is it this is
12:31the titanic we're going down that would be me i'd be so extra once we got up to the lido deck
12:39the first thing i remember seeing it's like etched in my brain is seeing the big red thin
12:45and there were flames just shooting out of it what oh my god this is on fire the captain came over
12:55and said there's a fire in the engine room look at that jesus oh that is oh wow that is scary
13:02that would be terrifying and then the lights go out oh my goodness you you you would really be
13:10panicking now i'd be elbowing women and children out of the way to get to the lifeboat and then
13:16somebody realized that the toilets weren't working oh no oh which is with thousands of guests
13:24a major issue i'm i don't know about you but i'm clockwork in the morning i'd be in trouble they're
13:29gonna have to hang their asses over the edge of the boat half jokingly i was like well we can
13:34do a number one in the shower she wants to we in the shower no poo in the shower no she said number
13:39one oh did she all right let's go with that pee in the shower yeah i'm with you why that's worse
13:50surely well it's got somewhere to go i guess and then for the number two what do they do in the number
13:58two's and if you do need to do a number two what we're going to do is we're going to deliver some
14:04red bags to all of the bathrooms on board and if you do need to do a number two we ask that you
14:11please do it in the red bag oh god that is the right thing to do and drop it off in the bins in the
14:16corridors no way who in a bag has a poo in a bag and then put it in the corridor i mean it's not like
14:23you poo 10 times a day you've only got to do one or two a day am i wrong am i wrong we were starting
14:32to smell urine yeah starting to smell the toilets oh oh no they weren't draining they weren't draining
14:43they're backed up yes the drains don't work that was a verve song yes it was everywhere
14:53oh oh no oh that's just disgusting someone's had the rubber gloves out
15:09oh no oh not the shitty bags in the corridor as soon as the ship starts pulling in we see people are
15:17yelling they have signs for us oh that's nice i guess someone did instagram about it
15:22it's on the show yeah it was me my soon-to-be father-in-law we were like shaking hands and
15:29hugging and being like we totally made it through this together didn't we and we didn't have to use
15:35a red bag 2013 i survived the poop cruise if i was like the captain i would have said all blokes piss
15:46over the edge mind you then saying that if your balcony's above someone else and there's a wind yeah
15:55yeah but a lot of people like to get up in the night and do a wee don't they we don't want to do
15:59that on the edge fucking hell imagine that happened to poor jane mcdonald she would have been lost at sea
16:03yeah wonder if she was on that boat talk you fucking worm no oh yeah she's always in the super wall yeah
16:09in north london how was your holiday babe you know what it was really nice was there best friends
16:22sarah and claire but i messed up my packing because when i was packing i sort of sorted out my clothes
16:28a bit and i had one that was a charity shop pile and one that was a take on holiday pile and i
16:33accidentally took some of the charity stuff with me so instead of my lovely nice denim shorts i took
16:40a denim skirt from when i was about 25. all the stuff that you can't get into yeah that really doesn't
16:45fit so that was me waddling around the buffet breakfast with a tiny denim skirt on those two
16:51like a little belt yeah nice apart from that it was perfect lovely in essex let me tell you what i love
16:59doing getting up and driving to your house at four in the morning to pick you up for our radio show
17:06best mates jordan and perry then i sit outside your house for i don't know 40 minutes ringing you your
17:12girlfriend your ring doorbell trying to get your attention getting no attention uh having to then
17:18drive and do the radio show completely on my own until you wake up after we've been live for an hour
17:24and a half and tell me oh sorry i missed my alarm you didn't just over sleep you missed half your
17:30work day and then you come around here and finish the mango i had two bits this week netflix thrilled
17:39us with the final installment of the deadliest show on telly i'm so excited for squid game i've been
17:47waiting i've been waiting too long i've never seen this oh my goodness what happens they hunt squid
17:53no they eat squid because you could win a few squid is that what it is yeah that's it exactly you win
18:03a lot of squid you know what happened with the first series my daughter who at the time was like 12
18:09yeah we were sat down to discuss because she wanted to watch it and we sat down and we were like we really
18:15don't think it's suitable we need to talk about whether you should watch it it's very disturbing and
18:19she was like i'm on episode seven and we were like parenting fail parenting fail look away look away
18:32this is going to be interesting because player 222 had a baby in the last episode
18:36so god knows what's gonna happen here
18:41this is the way they make their way up to the game hall can you get out if you suddenly don't like the
18:46game no oh you can't get out you know you're completely trapped right
18:52she's limping oh my gosh
18:59so he's four five six he's like the main guy he's probably the only one you can trust
19:02is he goody he's goody he's trying to dismantle the whole thing okay
19:08i'll take the kid is she bringing the kid into the game i guess she's got no choice
19:16what's the game what's the game gonna be
19:22oh god oh no the big giant doll thing the game you'll be playing today
19:29is double oh no way oh it's what it's skipping so they're gonna have to stand there why the
19:35the dolls do that skipping yeah
19:37oh my god oh that's a big swelling oh 222 is not gonna send a chance she can't walk oh yeah a bad leg
19:51this is scary here we go swing that rope it's quite a hard rope as well yes it is
19:56no oh my word oh that's going so fast i hate it in order to continue all players must make it
20:11across the bridge within the time limit okay but that can't include the baby dickhead any player who
20:16fails to do so in the allotted time will be eliminated the baby's a player how she can do that she's got a
20:24bad ankle when she's holding a baby there's no way there's no way she can do it listen we need
20:30someone to step up and go first all right you go we all vote you will you bring her across with you
20:36and you go oh i can't bear it i'm gonna cry he's gotta take the baby she can't jump she's not even gonna
20:45save yourself now and they've got to do it before the crook man's in otherwise anyone who's not across
20:52gets killed you could flick flack across you could flick flick across you just gotta time it right
20:58gotta full time your flicks and your flat and your flax
21:01just do it he's gonna go he's gonna go it's gonna go go
21:11fucking hell oh god he's doing it
21:17yes he's doing well
21:21why is he getting down like a little dog well i don't think you're in any position to criticize
21:25his technique frankly i'm not a fan of it though well he's doing fine so far
21:32no jump oh no he's gonna get taken out look he's just stopped
21:36ow no no
21:41oh
21:45oh no that's it he's gone okay who's next
21:49i'll come back for you once we're across jessie's gonna go next oh he's gonna come back for her
21:57oh my goodness excuse me okay out of my way you squares oh he's going he's going
22:06what's gonna do with the baby yeah you can't jump throw it up in the air and jump catch it
22:11go go go go go oh the poor baby okay stop crying baby that's not helping
22:28oh my god there's a hole in the middle there's a gap
22:30the gap is diabolical jump jump jump
22:38why are you getting so close i'm nervous jump
22:44yes four five six oh
22:48oh he's over yeah oh my god that's very tense yeah have you watched that for pleasure yeah i
22:55watched that for pleasure yeah wind down of an evening wind down of an evening watch the squid game
23:00oh
23:07in north london right dusty want a crisp stephen and his sister anita high five
23:17good girl don't let me eat with your mouth open though i said
23:24high five high five oh is that what you're saying to me oh sorry
23:32yeah imagine if you have to perform every time you want to do that dusty does
23:38on friday gary barlow was having another lovely time down under on itv one hello hello rose
23:45yes very summary of you this is two of our favorite things
23:49australia and gary barlow mm-hmm he sends me his wine does he well he sends me his gary barlow one
23:58hey are you always sends me the wine
24:00nice but thank you nice bottle thank me thank the barlow oh thanks gary barlow i'm starting my
24:08queensland adventure in cuya beach i've been there me and mum went there before you existed oh
24:16as usual i have a special guest with me oh who is it who's your guest gary she's my daughter emily
24:25his daughter's on the table lovely this trip is the perfect opportunity for some rare and precious
24:32time together it's like bring your daughter to work day did you like that yeah and no one else to come
24:39between us and i knew it was too good to be true oh here we go oh hang on hang on who's this because
24:45emily doesn't want to go anywhere these days oh boyfriend well i hope it's a boyfriend because
24:51otherwise that's a bit friendly for a stranger without her boyfriend marshall that's a big third
24:56wheel for gary oh gary's a gooseberry marshall marshall interesting oh so it's one of those it's this
25:03situation does he approve oh nice in this prehistoric landscape you can never be sure what weird and
25:10wonderful beings will emerge from the undergrowth my son
25:22dad you're beached you're beached what the hell is that a lilo are they about to do a slip and slide
25:29a slip and slide with gary barlow it's the thing you dream they're made of oh that's cold follow me
25:34and try to go head first down screen oh that looks fun crocodiles though would you do that see no
25:42no it's not exactly niagara falls gary christ
25:48you're crazy you're crazy we're in the rapids at center back so you always end up wedged under some
25:55random guy some you do jordi with loads of tattoos you're up like that sorry sorry about that you're
26:01all right sorry we're just going down we'll just go down it we'll just stuck together for a while i like
26:05your tattoo there without your son it's very nice that was crazy can we do that again right can we get
26:13to the wine where's the wine gary let's try some chardonnay i've got absolutely no idea where we're
26:20going next okay so what does today hold what's that in his hand is he all right what's happened to
26:27him has he got a walker we're going on a train we're not going on a train he's doing what he's going
26:32on a train oh not a train not a train whatever next is this another wind up we're going on a train
26:40i'll be really through the rainforest you're kidding me wait what's he excited out gary loves trains
26:44oh he's a proper train he's a train nerd it's 130 years old and it winds through 15 tunnels and 37
26:53bridges what yes i love it i'm so excited yes how many tunnels let's not miss the train
27:04come on the train this way this way look at him he's running no no he's not really can't wait what's
27:09missing in his life that trains cause so much excitement first class rainforest travel here we
27:18go here we go here we go here's the booze thank god for that cheers everyone cheers cheers what an
27:24experience i don't know where to look it's one of those isn't it just look at marshall just stare at
27:29marshall the whole journey just when you think this journey couldn't get any better go on oh out
27:36comes more australian wine oh he's mixing his grapes oh he'd have such a headache when your wives
27:42and some cheesy nibbly wibblies do you like a cheesy nibbly wibbly stick i just don't want to think
27:46about gary barlow's nibbly nibbly nibblies you've both been very well behaved oh yes so i've got little
27:53stickers oh god well done kids thanks dad well done on to the next adventure let's do it not you marshall
28:02marshall you get back on that contrary go home i might give you a sticker at the end of the school
28:07run tomorrow sticker well done julia don't get any prizes no no thank you for anything do we
28:13baby absolutely gary barlow sticker in north london impressed by your lovely tattoo in honor of your
28:20mother are you still bitter well where's mine where's dad on your body what's the why have you
28:25got that no seriously joking aside joking aside when you had that done did you not think oh i better
28:30balance this out honey and a dad jonathan or or is it a kind of subtle dig or is it like hello world
28:38or are you just being a cliche well it's things like that why you haven't got the tattoo yet where
28:43is it where is it it's coming when you've earned yourself it's like when an angel myself what possibly
28:49more could i do for you in your life when the father gets his tat i don't know what more could
28:53you do for me and that was a well i'm thinking when i figure it out i'll let you know on friday night
28:59channel four was treasure hunting again millionaire hoarders this is a bit of you my people yeah i love
29:07any hoarding show because it reminds me to get rid of stuff oh i'm i absolutely can't i love getting rid
29:12of stuff one of my favorite things to go to the tip i'm a bit of a hoarder you are a bit of a hoarder
29:20yeah there's stuff everywhere i know collector knows everything they've got they know where it
29:24all is and they look after it all a hoarder is a person who just can't stop bringing stuff in
29:28and they put it in a room any which way and it doesn't matter as you know i spent an exhausting
29:33day at the weekend carrying out my collection of small japanese tins curious expert ed he looks like
29:40an expert he does he's on his way to meet a collector with a singular passion keys love it
29:45keys nice i've got loads of keys oh you think that's good yeah they're they're beautiful objects
29:50though aren't they right knightsbridge sales assistant luigi keeps his collection under lock and key
29:58and here we are i don't have keys do i no no i won't have them i don't trust you you don't trust me to
30:04have any keys in the house no you're not allowed keys no last time i counted there was over 600
30:12i was going to say 600 isn't like a massive amount for a hoarder is it that's kind of that's because
30:16you're a hoarder and i have spent well over a hundred thousand pounds in buying them no way i want
30:24to be buried with my kids like this is really i want to take them to my grave well you're gonna have
30:30to because nobody else will want them there's um oh no are you gonna start collecting keys mummy no
30:38so large is luigi's key collection he's finally decided to buy his first house oh he hasn't even
30:44got a house he spent it all on keys and he's planning to create a dedicated key room but he
30:50needs to find money from his collection to fund it sell that big one yeah yeah he might have to sell
30:55oh but oh god i love the way he's displayed his keys so you've got magnets and they all stand which
31:03is great that's impressive in what way in that he's restored them he's presented them would you go
31:10to the key museum no i wouldn't if he put all those keys on display and you were in some like small
31:14town and they said oh we've got a key museum you can come and see all these keys presented
31:19this is the history of keys would you go and see it no i wouldn't right oh these are superb
31:25oh these are the ones i love wow i get this actually i'm starting to get this you're
31:30gonna start collecting keys no but i mean i'm getting i'm getting why they're amazing they're
31:33beautiful things i should be looking at keys no mummy i should be looking no with more interest
31:40it's the bagpipes all over again it's the paperweights i like little people i know we've
31:48got too many things that you like already okay okay i mean this key is huge and i mean size does
31:56matter oh size matters in keys whoa what would that even open gary barlow's son's bedroom this one
32:04i could i noticed this because you could see the royal stamp there's a royal key there okay there you go
32:11and royal heinen's the princess augusta and queen victoria was actually a niece
32:16of princess augusta that's nice that see that is a key i don't know i prefer that one to the big old
32:22german one she lived at claren's house she would have then used this key to visit the gardens at
32:28st james's park oh snap very cool that's sick isn't it crazy back then they never would have
32:34known they would have ended up in luigi's flat back at the auction house with oliver impressed
32:40with the keys and keen to sell them ed needs to talk numbers come on ed we'll start with the german
32:46strongbox so i would like 2800 for the big one and then we've got the princess augusta one that alone
32:55cost me 2200 euros when i purchased it he didn't hide his face well when he said i spent 2200 euros he
33:03went what what did you mad the only person who's going to buy these is an ad is another version of him
33:10so for this big strong box key what would you put as an estimate going into the auction you'd
33:17probably put a low estimate on it sort of two to four hundred pounds huh oh what no no he's not
33:25gonna he's not gonna do he's not gonna do that i think this would probably make in the region of 700.
33:30oh no moving on to this princess key what would be a value for that oliver okay we've still got the
33:38princess key okay i would say we're looking at a thousand to two thousand pounds at auction that's
33:43a bit better oh maybe terrible then i've got a bad feeling about this i don't think luigi's gonna
33:48be paying for his key room but i would like to think it would really take off but it's a risk
33:53luigi was done dirty there poor luigi he just wants his key money i remember as a child being
33:59dragged around antique shops well i remember being dragged around soft clay
34:08oh come on through the rollers mummy i love antique shopping yeah you but you don't just love
34:14antique shopping you buy those creepy like victorian pictures you've got a couple of them but you always
34:19seem to follow you around the room oh a couple one yeah nothing wrong with like a little canvas of
34:24a buddha head from home sense that's what i go for that's me stick one of them in the downstairs lu it's
34:29it's heartier it's got a bit more feeling you know and it's been in like someone else's home
34:34yeah he's there it's called being haunted no yeah i'm not getting my house haunted by your
34:39creepy ghost pictures okay well that's why you have mirrored furniture
34:53in birmingham do you know what i've got what what you got it's been so hot recently how's
34:59fab um i've got these at home that i use that the fans look allison her son aiden and her sister
35:05sandra oh you put them around your neck you put you can put but this one that was huge look at the
35:10size of it yeah but look it twists it's really really good look you can have it anywhere and at
35:16night you know when you can't see yeah turn it on feel that you can have one up there and then i need
35:24that where's the other one wherever you want it on friday night channel four turned up the heat
35:34with another toe curling trip to the open house what are we watching now sex come on i'm so excited
35:42for this sexy time come on it's basically loads of up for it people go to a house and bang
35:48nice house it's a great house if you're gonna have sex in a house go there do it in that one
35:54yeah how are you with sex well do you like it i think i'm rather splendid at it yeah in my own
35:59opinion i mean it's brief but it's enjoyable that's all you need heading to the retreat our married
36:04couple hairdresser tanya and window cleaner ashley from leeds okay all right classic window cleaner
36:18tanya brought up the idea of an open relationship and letting other women join us
36:22which was a bit of a shock at first i didn't know if it was like a trap
36:27he goes like shred carefully boy he's like i would never do that
36:34i couldn't i mean if it's gonna make you happy tanya and ashley have been having sex with other people
36:43for five years oh i say how do they get in have you got underwear that looks like that is that
36:49underwear i think so okay i have a lot of ribbon so i could probably make that out of my art and
36:54crafts draw so we're coming in to venture off our own separate ways to have sex separately from
37:00each other oh right so now having done everything together now it's doing it apart it's so dangerous
37:07this game isn't it i would be so nervous right now would you yeah so obviously there's always
37:11i worry about rejection but i'm hoping that that doesn't actually happen oh tanya finds someone
37:16she sort of goes off and i just sit in the room clock watching wait for him to come back will be
37:21pretty horrible oh no he's struggling i feel sorry for him already i'm worried he's going to be sat
37:26there with a word search and a cup of cocoa while she's off i've been you know the time of her life
37:34yeah how are you going have fun see you soon oh god are you going go on hey go on up you go
37:43go on let mommy have some fun this is gonna work out quite badly i think right see you back here in
37:48half an hour yeah or not or not how are you i'm good a bit nervous i'm olivia it's lovely to meet you
37:56is tanya like your comfort blanket yep yeah it's not very sexy though is it that the nervousness
38:02no i mean it's relatable and i'm definitely that person but if you're looking to go upstairs to the
38:06west wing and get banged you're not going to be looking to him are you my husband too he's in there
38:12and i'm like where is he oh so her husband's in there and talking to his wife right is this
38:20you're asking me back is it potentially yeah i'm interested i'm definitely yeah i'm not gonna reject
38:25i'm not gonna reject you no because if you do honestly i'll hunt you down oh look at him yeah
38:32i want to go and give ashley a hug and now that may be misinterpreted within that environment in the
38:37context see you soon oh my god oh my god see you soon oh listen each to their own but he clearly ain't
38:46into this no she was out of there like a rat up a drain pipe all right yeah i'm good how are you i'm
38:52good it's got all really quiet oh she's sweet she's sweet so this is the bloke's wife oh plot twist
39:00this prosecco's nice that was his chat prosecco's nice
39:06yeah i wonder if you wanted to go spend a bit more time together
39:09yeah i would like to get to know you more yeah that's good to her yeah yeah come on ash
39:16come on ash do the best thank you my shoes off yeah take your shoes off let's get let's get
39:20comfortable mommy there's cameras mommy there's cameras everywhere are we gonna we're not we're not
39:25are we we're not are they gonna don't have fun we can go to the earth if the earth's available the
39:32yurt oh what is a yurt i think it's like a i thought it's where you milked goats oh it's nice
39:40oh it's a nice yurt it's a sort of glamping i'd like peter stringy fellow's bedroom or we've
39:46gone camping yeah don't say you've got a fever or something
39:51you are good yep oh ash it's unbearable i can't bear this
39:56meanwhile of course gage has brought a blindfold with him hasn't he absolutely
40:10oh no it's a bit near the mark now isn't it
40:29no
40:31whoa she's twerking where's our guy come on man i swear if we if we go back to this year and
40:47they're just eating pond beers and having a chat i'm not going to be happy it better be a mess in
40:50there it better be it better be she can't be doing our guy like that man do you have pineapple pizza
40:56oh no no pineapple pizza do you have pineapple on your pizza pineapple pizza
41:06oh ash right shall we get this awkwardness out of the way because this is making me cringy
41:13yeah yeah yeah oh it's dripping off just take it off
41:20come on ash oh we're not gonna see some awkward sex now come on stuff her crust
41:26oh good luck to them both it's a happy ending yeah in more ways than one
41:35very much so always great to watch with your sister
41:41in south london so this morning i played netball did you yeah you slip that one in the morning yeah
41:47good friends fern and jarja i like the idea of the bib the bibs bring the bib back yeah i love a netball
41:54bib i won't come and play i used to be yeah i used to come and play i would either do i would either
42:01do goal attack sometimes it's center when the really fast girl wasn't in yeah yeah i like center
42:07i mean that is that's a lot of running it's a lot of running about can you shoot
42:12a bit rusty okay because goal attack a little bit yeah i just need to put a bit of time into practicing
42:18that yeah yeah well listen you work on that okay sure and when you've done that then you can come
42:23play a match with me and yeah we'll lose together i'm just there for the bib literally there for the
42:28big on sunday night we all gathered in a field to see a rock legend on bbc one i'm really sad i didn't
42:35get tickets this year really yeah because it's glastonbury i've got no idea why any sensible
42:43white thinking human being would want to inflict that on themselves wow you're fun you must be fun i
42:49hate it
42:53i'd love to go to glastonbury i'm gonna do it one day did you enjoy my we're not a glastonbury party
42:59yeah i really did much more than i would have done glastonbury i thought that yeah well all right
43:03then it is time for the iconic glastonbury legend slot oh my god the legend slot is the legend
43:10is it an 80 year old man who's the legend this year it's the legend it's rog stewart isn't it oh
43:22well there is geez he looks good doesn't he great isn't he like 80. go on rod
43:28what are you why are you standing up over there because i'm listening to it can't fit it down
43:38he does look like nan don't he yeah yeah he does a bit do you know what i love about a rock star of this
43:43era yeah go on is that they've just stuck with the same haircut like hats off i can do it i'm
43:48changing my haircut every two minutes these guys committed
43:50this is maggie man oh hang on a second what maggie may who's that
44:06please don't make the crowd sing that's what you know you've made it when you don't actually have
44:10to sing here we go what are you doing we're going it's late september and i'm back at school
44:19hey can you sit down i've never heard of it this song no what do you mean i've never heard it how
44:24have you avoided maggie may throughout the last 40 years i don't like the feel of you i can feel
44:40you thrusting behind me it's not nice i had sausage and mash with rod stewart did you yeah he loves
44:45sausages and mash did you know that i didn't know that yeah he does he loves them how about that yeah
44:55hey i could be there on someone's shoulders swaying that would be nice could you have me on your
45:02shoulders own no what's happened he's forgotten the words what what what what happened there he's
45:14forgotten the words no bro that's his age he's having a senior moment
45:23he's so hot and tired poor rob don't blame him he's playing guitar him oh my god
45:34no don't you're embarrassing yourself now oh come on rod
45:38i've got my cocks on too
45:50never seen your face that's a lot of work no he's amazing he's amazing he's amazing
45:59also he looks like he looks better at 80 than i do at 64. yeah he's snap you just agree with me
46:08that lovely old and young bringing everyone together well done rod well done i mean i have to
46:17say it's pretty impressive for he's 80 an 80 year old i'm just not sure it's necessary
46:28well it's definitely maybe the best day ever for oasis fans out there to mark the start of their
46:34reunion watch liam and nile recount their rise to household name in supersonic tomorrow night
46:39at 10. next tonight here on channel 4 little by little are friends helping all the lovers out
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