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First Dates Season 24 Episode 1
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00:00Being reduced to a swipe of the screen, there is one man
00:03who still believes in finding love the old-fashioned way.
00:09I met my wife, Fruitcake, in the street.
00:12She had this incredible smile, beautiful eyes, and there was the energy.
00:18And I couldn't control myself. I was drawn to her.
00:25But on the day, it's like, it doesn't seem real.
00:28It's almost like a card game.
00:29It's like you're just collecting people.
00:31I've been ghosted, catfished.
00:33Where do I start?
00:35I've just been swiping.
00:36And nothing, there's just nothing.
00:39In the heart of Britain's most romantic city,
00:43Fred and his team are matching hopeful singletons
00:48in a place where love is always on the menu.
00:52There's a villain for me everywhere.
00:53Mine will always get stuck on my boob shelf.
00:56These date is...
00:57How old are you?
00:59Old enough for you.
01:00...are searching for the one...
01:02Oh, my God.
01:04...in the real world.
01:07I grazed my knees this morning.
01:09It's all in for you.
01:10Oh, my God.
01:14For some...
01:15All right, what's the kidding? All right.
01:17...stepping into the unknown.
01:19How are you with your technology?
01:20Rubbish.
01:21I'm a dinosaur.
01:22Oh, thank goodness.
01:23If I want to get in contact with you, I'll have to WhatsApp me here.
01:26They're good to have ahead of yourself.
01:27They're good to have ahead of yourself.
01:28...can lead to surprising sparks.
01:31Look, you flush it.
01:32I don't know what's going on.
01:34But finding a connection...
01:35What's the dynamic here?
01:38Epic is yours.
01:39...isn't always easy.
01:41Help me!
01:43In the end...
01:45Hey, hey, hey.
01:46...it comes down to one...
01:48Hello.
01:49Hello.
01:50...big...
01:50This isn't awkward.
01:51...question.
01:52Hello, Chris.
01:53Do you guys want to see each other again?
01:57This is the First Dates Restaurants.
01:59Good morning.
02:15Hey, bonjour.
02:16Good morning.
02:16How are you feeling?
02:17We are back.
02:18Ready.
02:19Yeah.
02:20So we have two new members of staff.
02:22We have Gerald, who comes from New York, right?
02:24New York City.
02:25And we've got Kyle.
02:26Hello.
02:26I'm from Wales, South Wales.
02:27And, yeah, I've just come to see people fall in love.
02:32What we do here is unique.
02:34And we have delivered now for how long, Merlin?
02:36Twelve years.
02:37Twelve years.
02:38Twelve years!
02:39You didn't have any gray hair when we started.
02:42Nor did you.
02:43No.
02:44And I wasn't married.
02:46That's amazing!
02:47Yeah!
02:49My wife, she's coming down for a drink later on.
02:52Yeah!
02:55Okay, let's go.
02:56Let's do this.
02:57Let's go.
02:58Woo!
03:01Cocktail, a new one.
03:06Tired of waiting in the bath, 26-year-old Connor just wants to be taken seriously.
03:13I would say that I'm a serial dater, to be completely honest.
03:16But I probably think the biggest misconception is that I'm, like, a massive cheater and this and that.
03:21Because I've got the turkey teeth, I've got the tattoos, I'm quite tall.
03:26I'm almost like a walking red flag, but, like, I'm actually a nice guy.
03:30Oh, oh, oh, hello.
03:31Oh.
03:32Oh.
03:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, hello.
03:34Oh, oh.
03:35That's a very self-assured confident walk.
03:38Yeah.
03:39I hope this is my last first date for a while.
03:41Come with me.
03:42Let's see what we can do.
03:43You're so smiling.
03:44I know.
03:45And it's taller than Fred.
03:46Well, congratulations as well for getting married.
03:47Thank you very much.
03:48Yeah, yeah.
03:49And hopefully it'll be me one day.
03:50Well, for sure.
03:51Well, you are here.
03:53I'm sort of at the stage now where I'm a bit too old for stuff that's just casual.
03:58I'm at Larchan's saloon.
04:00Let me get you a drink.
04:01Can I get a Long Island iced tea?
04:03Long Island?
04:04Coming up.
04:05That's the strongest one, so I feel that will ease my nerves.
04:07So what kind of girls do you like, man?
04:09Uh, I usually go for someone that's a bit like a Barbie to me, so that kind of vibe.
04:14My other woman, I'd say just someone that's quite fun-loving and, like, easy to get on with.
04:19But do like a blonde, not gonna lie.
04:23Hey Barbie, I like your style.
04:27I've heard you've described yourself as sexy and goofy.
04:32Yeah, I think when I said that I'd probably had something to drink.
04:37But I probably had a glass of wine.
04:40Tech consultant Charlie is putting the numbers aside
04:45to discover the true formula for love.
04:48I love, like, analytical stuff.
04:51So, yes, I am quite geeky.
04:56You are like a ray of sunshine.
04:59Do you want mini dates?
05:00No. No, not really. I don't like to.
05:02I'm fed up with the dating scene.
05:05I don't want to be on dating apps.
05:07I would rather just talk to one person and get to know them.
05:11I'm not a serial dater.
05:12Do you know what you're looking for?
05:14Someone that's kind, confident, but not a show off.
05:18Teeth is quite a big one for me because I do stare at people's mouths quite a lot.
05:21Not in, like, a horrible way, but it's just nice that someone has, like, a nice warm smile.
05:26Hi.
05:27Are you all right?
05:28Nice to meet you.
05:29I'm Charlie.
05:30I'm Connor.
05:31Nice to meet you, Connor.
05:32So, what was the commute like from heaven?
05:34That was very good.
05:35Can I get a margarita, please?
05:36Yes.
05:37Thank you so much.
05:38So, where do you actually come from?
05:39Uh, London.
05:40Okay.
05:41Where do you come from?
05:42I live in Guildford, sorry.
05:43Oh, I know Guildford, yeah.
05:44So, we're fairly close.
05:45Yes, we are.
05:46What do you actually do for work, then?
05:47I work for a tech consultancy.
05:48Oh, okay, okay.
05:49Thank you so much.
05:50You have lots of tattoos as well.
05:51Yes, I've got my leg.
05:52I've got one on my chest.
05:53Oh, my gosh.
05:54And I've got one on my back as well.
05:55Nice.
05:56We'll save that for a second date.
05:57Yeah, fine.
05:58What do you do for work?
05:59You've got a really nice eyes as well, right?
06:00My eyes?
06:01Yeah, you've got a really nice eyes.
06:02Thanks, yours are nice as well.
06:03I'm a carpenter.
06:04Are you?
06:05Nice.
06:06Yeah, I like someone who's got hands on.
06:07Really?
06:08Yeah.
06:09You couldn't have picked anyone better.
06:10Yes, this is off to a good start, isn't it?
06:11Oh, my gosh, yeah.
06:12Oh, my gosh.
06:13Yeah.
06:14I've got one on my back as well.
06:15We'll save that for a second date.
06:16Yeah, fine.
06:17What do you do for work?
06:18You've got a really nice size as well, alright?
06:19My eyes?
06:20Yeah, you've got a really nice size.
06:21Thanks, yours are nice as well.
06:22I'm a carpenter.
06:23You couldn't have picked anyone better.
06:25Yes, this is off to a good start, isn't it?
06:28Come with me.
06:30Let's go.
06:3129-year-old business owner Sophie is hoping to add romance to her agenda.
06:36I definitely did not used to look like this.
06:40Yeah, with bright-coloured hair.
06:43I used to work in the law, so tattoos weren't really kind of encouraged.
06:47I changed my career and started getting covered in tattoos.
06:55Nice to meet you, Sophie.
06:56And here it's nice to meet you, Fred.
06:58What an incredible look you have here with all your tattoos.
07:02My children are my entire world, but I think I've got more love to give
07:06and it would be nice to be able to find another person to be able to share that with.
07:11Can I get you a drink?
07:12Yes, please.
07:13Can I have a porn star?
07:14Yes, you can.
07:16How are you feeling about things?
07:18Yeah, I'm good.
07:19Good.
07:20I'm nervous.
07:21Natural.
07:22Totally natural, yeah.
07:23Talk to me about the sort of person you want to meet today.
07:26So, I'm actually looking for somebody that is an alternative woman.
07:31I'm a bisexual woman, so I'm looking for a romantic relationship with a woman.
07:37I have female friends, but, you know, I think I'm looking for something
07:41that's a bit of a stronger connection than that.
07:44I quite like tattoos.
07:45I like coloured hair.
07:46I like it's people that embrace some individuality.
07:49Yeah.
07:50Something a bit different outside the norm.
07:51My ideal woman is like Megan Fox.
07:54Sofie's date is Emily, a massage therapist who's a pro at releasing stress.
08:06Growing up, I was always like the weird kid.
08:09And to be honest, my mum was quite like punk, so she raised me on like the sex pistols.
08:15I was always taught to express myself and just be whoever I wanted to be.
08:26You're dressed to kill.
08:27I am.
08:28I'm given fox leopard.
08:30Yeah.
08:31I was thinking Betty Boo, you know?
08:32Oh, yeah.
08:33I love that.
08:34Yeah.
08:35Yeah.
08:36I love that.
08:37I identify as bisexual, which to me means I'm attracted to all women and a very specific
08:43type of man.
08:45Yeah.
08:46Your date is at the bar.
08:48Amazing.
08:49Look behind me.
08:50Have a look.
08:51Can you see behind the bar there?
08:52Yeah.
08:53I like alternative women, obviously.
08:55Tattoos.
08:56Just because we'd look cute together, to be honest.
08:58I love that for us.
08:59Enjoy.
09:01Have fun.
09:03Hello.
09:04Hi.
09:05Wow.
09:06I'm freezing.
09:07I'm so sorry.
09:08Nice to meet you.
09:10I'm Emily.
09:11Nice to meet you, Emily.
09:12You look stunning.
09:13I love it.
09:15So do you.
09:16I wasn't sure if this was a bit OTT, but you know.
09:17No, I love it.
09:18I've honestly been so nervous.
09:20Really?
09:21Have you?
09:22Now.
09:23I'm kind of chill.
09:24You're feeling chill.
09:25Yeah.
09:26That's good.
09:27That's good.
09:28No need to be nervous.
09:29No.
09:30No.
09:31No.
09:32No.
09:33No.
09:34Is it just me, or do you think that since he's been married, he is happier and a
09:39better mood?
09:40He just seems really happy.
09:41He certainly seems more settled, more grounded.
09:43Yeah.
09:44Maybe that's what it is.
09:49Do you have any funny, like, stories?
09:52Like, have you embarrassed yourself recently?
09:54Last year I was seeing a girl, and she's put me on, like, a Facebook group saying, like,
09:59don't date this guy.
10:00Yeah.
10:01Oh, gosh.
10:02Why is that?
10:03I think she was just bitter, to be completely honest.
10:06I was, like, pretty sure out of her.
10:08I think she was a bit older than me.
10:10She was, like, eight years older than me.
10:11Ah.
10:12And then went on another date, maybe three weeks later.
10:15Like, the day after, she screenshotted this and sent it to me.
10:18And, like, can I do better?
10:19And I was, like, you don't even know me.
10:21Like, what?
10:22Yeah.
10:23Oh, my gosh.
10:24Yeah.
10:25So, my dating life, it was a little bit cowluck, I'm not going to lie.
10:29I would say that I probably have commitment issues just because, like, when my first girlfriend,
10:35she didn't cheat on me, but it was a bit like, you know, the Ross and Rachel situation, like,
10:39we were on a break.
10:40It was the same sort of thing.
10:41And, like, it's not really a nice thing to have happen to you.
10:45So, I just feel as if since then, I'm, like, I'm scared of getting hurt, to be honest.
10:54I've taken a bit of a step back.
10:55Like, I've deleted dating apps.
10:57I just feel as if now I've got the clear headspace to give someone my all.
11:04To be honest, when I saw you coming, I was like, Jesus Christ.
11:07I was like, I was like, taking.
11:15How does Wade feel?
11:17Better nerves.
11:18Right.
11:19But, yeah, it's, um, it's different.
11:22It is definitely different.
11:24Isn't his date coming?
11:26Well, I hope so.
11:27Actually, I...
11:30What's your date in, like, history?
11:33So, I'm actually really not practised in dating at all.
11:38OK.
11:39This is my first date with a woman.
11:43Really?
11:44Yeah, so...
11:46Well, you're doing great.
11:47I would not think this was your first date with a woman ever.
11:50Like, I'm not getting that vibe at all, so...
11:52I've always kind of thought I was bisexual but never explored it.
11:57Mm-hm.
11:58I'm too afraid to kind of come out about it.
12:00Yeah, of course.
12:01But it's nerve-wracking.
12:03And I'm glad they chose you.
12:04Yeah!
12:05I'm glad they chose me and it's like, yeah, it's such an honour to, like, be your first date.
12:13But you're stunning.
12:14So are you.
12:16You are very my type, for sure.
12:18You very much are.
12:21So, erm...
12:23I'm married.
12:26Really?
12:28Yeah.
12:33So, erm...
12:36I have a question for you.
12:38OK.
12:40My husband is at the bar.
12:47Would you like to meet him?
13:02So this is a first.
13:04Yeah.
13:05It is.
13:06So, yeah.
13:09We found each other on Tinder.
13:11What was the first thing he said to me?
13:12Yeah.
13:13Do you know the Muffin Man?
13:15And my response was, who lives on Drury Lane?
13:17So we bonded over Shrek, didn't we?
13:19Mm-hm.
13:20Typical parents.
13:22That's exactly what it was.
13:24Ricky.
13:25Are you ready?
13:27Yeah.
13:28Ready as I've ever been.
13:29Come on, man.
13:30Take your drink.
13:31Let's go.
13:33They call it a thruple, don't they?
13:35We are looking for love.
13:36Yeah.
13:37We're looking for something that's long-term.
13:38We've got a lot of love to give, so...
13:40We definitely have.
13:41It'd be nice to sort of share it around.
13:44Hello.
13:45Hello.
13:46How are you, OK?
13:47I'm good.
13:48Going good?
13:49Going good.
13:50This is Ricky.
13:51Hi, Ricky.
13:52Let me give you a hug.
13:53I'm Emily.
13:54Nice to meet you.
13:55Nice to meet you.
13:56Should I get another chair?
13:57Yes, please.
13:58You can have mine.
13:59It'd be nice to share the moments with another person.
14:02To find somebody that likes to cuddle up on the couch and just to kind of fit in.
14:06It's like a missing piece to a jigsaw.
14:08How are you?
14:09I'm good.
14:10How are you?
14:11Good.
14:12How are you?
14:13How are you feeling?
14:14A bit more nervous.
14:15Well, actually, no, not as nervous as I was.
14:18Yeah.
14:19It's very good.
14:20I think I was very nervous.
14:22I think I might get another drink in a minute.
14:25Yeah, nice.
14:26I don't think it would work if the other person didn't fancy both of us.
14:32Mm-hm.
14:33Because, obviously, that would be upsetting for one of us, wouldn't it?
14:37A lot of it's communication.
14:38Yeah.
14:39It has to be there.
14:40It's really important.
14:41It has to be our amount.
14:42Mm-hm.
14:43Otherwise, there's just no point.
14:44Mm-hm.
14:45There's no point.
14:46Good girl, we've been having a nice time.
14:48Yeah.
14:49We're, like, settled into the date now, and you're just, like, fresh.
14:52Hi, girl.
14:53Hey!
14:54We're like, yeah, yeah.
14:55We both, sort of, tend to, sort of, like the same women.
14:59Yeah.
15:00I think you'd be able to tell if we liked them.
15:03Mm-hm.
15:04Definitely look at each other and smile, wouldn't we?
15:05Mm-hm.
15:09You're both getting along like ours on fire, it seems.
15:12Yeah.
15:13It's amazing.
15:14You were very nervous to tell me about your situation.
15:17Yeah.
15:18So I said, so, I have a husband.
15:20Yes.
15:21And I was just, like, slang.
15:22You know what I mean?
15:23Like, so easy.
15:24Like, proper, like, couple goals, energy.
15:27You two.
15:30I have to say, since I got married, I'm on cloud nine.
15:33Oh, I love hearing that.
15:35You know, it was such a, such an amazing day.
15:37We were in Jamaica, and, uh, it's the most idyllic location in the world.
15:42It's so beautiful.
15:43Oh, my God, look at these.
15:45These are so amazing.
15:48Um...
15:51Ghost cheese salad?
15:52Yes, thank you.
15:54Nourish bowl for gentlemen.
15:56Mayonnaise.
15:57Thank you so much.
15:58You are very welcome.
15:59Enjoy.
16:04You are a bit of a pretty boy.
16:07Last year, I did a bit of Naked Butler.
16:10Um...
16:12What are you looking for?
16:13Are you looking for, like, a long-term relationship, or are you...?
16:16A hundred percent.
16:17I hate being single to me.
16:18I just don't enjoy it.
16:19So, what about you?
16:20I had a seven-year relationship.
16:21Seven-year.
16:22Mm.
16:23So, how long ago was that?
16:24Two and a half years ago.
16:26I feel like I'd outgrown the relationship, um,
16:30and the town I was living in with him.
16:32Um, and I just needed to try something new.
16:35So, I'd moved to London two years ago.
16:39I kind of wanted to put myself in an uncomfortable position
16:42so I could grow as a person,
16:44which I feel like I have massively.
16:46Like, I wouldn't be doing this if I hadn't grown as a person.
16:49So, you're sort of, like, ready...
16:51Mm.
16:52Yeah, for something.
16:53Yeah, I guess I hit, like, 28, and I was like,
16:55mm, it would be nice to, you know, meet someone now.
16:57Yeah.
16:58I...
16:59I have had enough alone time,
17:00but it's...
17:01it would be nice to have a relationship
17:03that is the one that I stay in forever.
17:09This is lovely.
17:10Nice one.
17:11Like, me or the drink?
17:12I mean, the drink is really good, but you're good.
17:15You are as well.
17:16Oh, thanks.
17:17You're, like, the fittest girl I've ever gone on a date with.
17:20Shut up.
17:21No, you actually are.
17:22No, I'm not.
17:23100% all.
17:25That's very sweet.
17:26And you're also very good, I think.
17:32Are you excited for your first table of the day?
17:35Yeah, I'm confident I'm ready, yeah.
17:37And so it seems that we have talked before and laughed before, but who knows where or when.
17:54I think it might be appropriate, that song, because meeting somebody for the first time.
17:59Meet Derek, 89 years young and ready to serenade his way into one lucky lady's heart.
18:09I like to sing when I go on cruises.
18:12Oh, and I won the singing contest at the end of the cruise.
18:19I don't feel my age.
18:21I was at 89.
18:23I feel 65.
18:26Or less.
18:29Nice to meet you.
18:33Nice to meet you.
18:34You're so young at heart.
18:3520 going on 90.
18:36You're 90?
18:37In May.
18:38Wow.
18:39You look incredible.
18:42Shall I take your jacket?
18:43Please do.
18:46You dress very well.
18:47Do you travel a lot?
18:48I did a cruise in November.
18:51I go by myself now.
18:52Did you not make any approaches to any of the ladies there?
18:55Oh, yes.
18:56Yeah, yeah.
18:57So, did it work?
18:58I had a nice lady from Honolulu.
19:00And she was only 70 years of age.
19:02You are the king with the ladies.
19:03Yeah.
19:04I don't know about that.
19:05Come with me.
19:06I'll take you to your table.
19:07You're the first to arrive.
19:09I'm old school.
19:10Open doors.
19:11Lift the chair away.
19:13Take a ladies coat.
19:14There's guys he knows how to play the ladies.
19:17Yeah.
19:18I'm romantic.
19:20And I love to sing romantic songs.
19:23So what are you looking for?
19:24Somebody that's bubbly.
19:25Yeah.
19:26Outgoing.
19:27I'd like to sing.
19:28You like to sing?
19:29I think.
19:30Cool, yeah.
19:31What I'm looking for.
19:32I think she's got to be friendly.
19:34And nicely dressed as I hope I would be for her.
19:38And can laugh.
19:40Because I've got some silly jokes.
19:42And if she's interested in music, that's half the battle.
19:46What song could your dream date sing to really win your heart?
19:51Lady.
19:53Lady.
19:55That's a nice song, isn't it?
19:57Could music be the food of love?
20:00For 77-year-old June.
20:04I can even tolerate Dolly Parton.
20:11Looking so elegant.
20:13Oh, thank you very much.
20:14Perfect.
20:16Shall I take your coat, maybe?
20:17Yes, that would be lovely.
20:18I prefer an older man.
20:20If somebody's got a nice build and they've looked after themselves and they've got groomed hair.
20:26But at the end of the day, isn't it the person themselves?
20:30Hello.
20:32I'm June.
20:33Okay, June.
20:34I'm Derek.
20:35Derek.
20:36Hello, Derek.
20:37Hello, June.
20:38Hello.
20:39This is a rather super restaurant, isn't it?
20:40Lovely.
20:41Yeah.
20:42I've only been to Bath a couple of times.
20:44It was only just...
20:45It's the most romantic city in Britain.
20:47Isn't it wonderful?
20:48When you meet in Bath, that's it.
20:51You look very nice, let me tell you.
20:53Beautiful top.
20:54You look rather lovely yourself.
20:55Cheers.
20:56Nice to meet you.
20:57It was bad luck otherwise.
20:58I don't know what I thought.
20:59Mm-mm.
21:00Wow, that is strong.
21:01The connection.
21:02I'm really scared about my hair setting on fire.
21:04Although we already are on fire because our date is so there.
21:05Yeah.
21:06Don't try to conceive.
21:07Okay.
21:08We only met like two hours ago.
21:09Fair enough.
21:10I actually fancied the pants off her.
21:11When she'd come in, I was like, I'm done.
21:12Absolute rocket, to be honest.
21:13I am a little bit nervous to what the outcome is.
21:14I'm really scared about my hair setting on fire.
21:15I'm really scared about my hair setting on fire.
21:16Although we already are on fire because our date is so there.
21:17Yeah.
21:18Don't try to conceive.
21:19Okay.
21:20We only met like two hours ago.
21:21Fair enough.
21:22I actually, like, fancied the pants off her.
21:23When she'd come in, I was like, I'm done.
21:24Absolute rocket, to be honest.
21:25I am a little bit nervous to what the outcome is going to be.
21:40I've never met someone that I just sort of click with quite, like, just quite easy to
21:47get on with.
21:48Hi.
21:49Oh, here I am.
21:50So, do you want to see each other again?
21:57Like, I definitely would like to see you again.
22:00Would you?
22:01Yeah.
22:02Really?
22:03Yeah.
22:04Okay.
22:05I know obviously I hid it quite well, but...
22:07Yeah, you really hid it really well.
22:09Yeah.
22:10The attempt kisses was, you know.
22:13Yeah, I'd like to see you again.
22:15Yeah?
22:16Yeah.
22:17We can see each other again if.
22:18Nice one.
22:19Plan something even better than this.
22:20Yeah, yeah.
22:21I have the bill.
22:22Are you splitting it?
22:23Yeah, yeah.
22:24I'll get it, I'll get it.
22:25You bring out, like, a side to me that I, like, could just have fun in, like.
22:30Good.
22:31Nice.
22:32I don't know.
22:34I don't feel as if I've got to try and be anything different around you.
22:39I just feel as if I could be myself.
22:41I mean, you can give me a kiss and cheek.
22:46I've never washed in this cheek.
22:52I am.
22:53Yeah.
22:54Do you know who to hold my hand?
22:55Oh, my God, are we holding hands?
22:56It's so sweet.
22:57brilliant.
22:58I was watching television and they said, they advertised, oh, I don't know if you've
23:07ever seen this, naked attraction.
23:09Oh, yeah.
23:10Oh, yeah.
23:11I watched it and I was gobsmacked.
23:12I mean...
23:13I was like...
23:14Yeah.
23:15And I was tempted to say to my children, I'm going on a television programme.
23:21And I was waiting for them to say, what programme?
23:24And I was going to say, naked attraction.
23:26Oh, brilliant.
23:27Well, I am just going to pop to the toilet, so I'll be back in a moment, OK?
23:31Of course.
23:35So...
23:36I have a date in who is in a polyamorous relationship.
23:42Right, OK.
23:43What's that mean?
23:44Sorry.
23:45It means that they are happy to date more than one person.
23:49That's nuts.
23:50You know what?
23:51I take my hat off to them, fair play.
23:53What's your experience with dating so far, like, together?
23:59We've tried dating apps.
24:01Mm-hm.
24:02They all seem to be wanting one thing.
24:05Mm-hm.
24:06That's not really what we're after.
24:07Yeah.
24:08So you're looking for more, like, an emotional connection.
24:10Yeah.
24:11I'd definitely say emotional connection rather than physical.
24:13Yeah.
24:14I prefer being able to sort of cuddle on the sofa.
24:18Mm.
24:19Watch a film.
24:20I think a lot of the time, like, even for me, it's very much just like,
24:23hey, like, dip in.
24:24Thanks for that.
24:25See you later.
24:26See you later.
24:27And now that couple is going to go and spoon on the couch and watch true crime
24:30and it's like, I don't want to spoon on my true crime.
24:33Do you know what I mean?
24:34It's like, you do sort of miss that emotional bit, I guess.
24:39Yeah.
24:40When I was in my late 20s, I discovered this thing, polyamory, non-monogamy.
24:45And I was like, oh, this is actually a thing.
24:48Like, so I started exploring it from there, really.
24:51And now, yeah, I think that's just how I identify and I probably wouldn't look back.
24:59You seem like a really strong couple.
25:02I'd like to think so.
25:03You have to be a strong couple if you are going to sort of dip your toes in.
25:08I would like to be swept off my feet, to be honest.
25:12I think that's another misconception about non-monogamy as well,
25:15is that we're not really into the big dream of, like, being swept off our feet and stuff.
25:20We definitely are.
25:21Like, I'm such a romantic.
25:23I love all that.
25:24Part of it for me is, like, witnessing that love and that connection between the primary couple.
25:31People will be like, are you not threatened that that couple will never love you the same way that they love each other?
25:37And it's like, you know, like, it's connection is connection.
25:41And, like...
25:42I think it's a process.
25:43Yeah.
25:44It's so true.
25:48I really need a weeb.
25:49I will venture to the loo.
25:57How are you getting on?
25:59Good, I think.
26:00Are you OK?
26:01Yeah, she's just next to the loo.
26:02What do you think?
26:04Yeah.
26:05Do you think she's, like, into you?
26:09Erm...
26:19What's this one here?
26:20This is, erm...
26:21This is the infinity sign.
26:22Erm, I was...
26:23I was on holidays and I was really drunk and I thought that was a good idea.
26:27So, that's not agreed.
26:28I've got some really random tattoos.
26:30They're wicked.
26:31These are all women from films that I'm obsessed with.
26:35So, you've got Regina George.
26:36You know Regina George, right?
26:37Oh, yes, I do.
26:38I love that.
26:39And then this is, like, Penny Lane from Almost Famous.
26:42Just...
26:43Strong, independent women, babes.
26:44You know what I mean?
26:45I love that.
26:46You know what I mean, like...
26:47I love that.
26:48It's a Welsh dragon.
26:49A Welsh dragon!
26:50Yeah!
26:54What is this...
26:55This little badge I can see?
26:56I bought this jacket in my lane with my wife.
26:59And, erm...
27:00It's got a little bit of character to it.
27:01It's double-breasted, you know.
27:02Yeah.
27:03Erm...
27:04So, erm...
27:05Used to go on cruises with my wife.
27:06Yeah.
27:07And, erm...
27:08Of course, she passed away so I didn't go cruising.
27:10How long ago did you lose your wife?
27:12Er...
27:13Er...
27:14Three years ago, this month.
27:15Yeah.
27:18I sent my wife...
27:20Valentine's cards.
27:21Every year we were married for 65 years.
27:25So, I miss her terribly.
27:27Still think of her every day.
27:28Still say goodnight to her.
27:30Say good morning to her.
27:31Her picture's there.
27:34All in all, she may be a better person.
27:38Yeah.
27:40Yep.
27:44Don't miss that.
27:49But, as my friends and family say,
27:51you've got to move on, Derek.
27:53You've got to live your life.
27:56You know, after losing my wife,
27:57and my kids said,
27:59Dad, you know, at an age now,
28:00where you've got to...
28:02The last five years,
28:03you've got to start to live your own life.
28:05I know my wife would love me to be with somebody.
28:08And...
28:09And my daughter says to me,
28:10there's a nice lady out there, Dad, looking for you,
28:13as well as you're looking for her.
28:15And I think that was wonderful.
28:18A little prezzy for you.
28:19Oh, really?
28:20What?
28:22I couldn't find any chocolate, so...
28:24No, thank you very much.
28:25It's lucky that they got this far.
28:27I might have eaten them
28:28if I hadn't have had a full English this morning.
28:30Yes.
28:31My train is at 6.14.
28:38What's the time now?
28:406.
28:41I ain't making that.
28:42No, you're not.
28:43And it's the last one.
28:44Yeah.
28:45I guess I'm in the bathroom another night, guys,
28:46so...
28:47Might as well get comfy.
28:50Is she, like, your type?
28:52She's definitely...
28:53You did well.
28:54She is definitely our type.
28:55Yeah, she's definitely my type.
28:56Our type, yeah.
28:57Yeah, yeah.
29:00So, what happens if she comes in now
29:03and says that she wants to see you and not me?
29:08Yeah, erm...
29:09Right, you ready?
29:10That's good.
29:11Let's give it a go.
29:14It's awkward.
29:15What's that about?
29:16What?
29:21How are you feeling?
29:22I'm good.
29:23Good.
29:24You guys okay?
29:25Yeah, good.
29:27So, would you like to see each other again?
29:32Absolutely.
29:33Love to see you again.
29:34I think you're lovely.
29:35And I think, kind of, we had a really good connection, I thought.
29:38So, I'd love to.
29:40Yeah.
29:41I agree.
29:42I would love to see you guys again.
29:44The relief.
29:45No, yeah, I agree.
29:46Like, I think we had, like, such a good vibe.
29:49Like, us.
29:50And then, obviously, when you joined us, it's obviously like,
29:53oh, God, is this going to derail the whole day?
29:55Yeah, yeah.
29:56But it didn't at all.
29:57Like, we all had a great vibe together.
29:59I'm glad you joined us.
30:00Yes.
30:01That was a nice little plot twist.
30:03Yeah, just a bit.
30:06So our Fridays are probably going to look a little bit different
30:08from now on.
30:09Yeah.
30:10What do you reckon?
30:11Yeah.
30:12We've just got a new couch, haven't we?
30:13It's big enough.
30:14Is it big enough?
30:15Yeah.
30:16Yeah.
30:23That's a new one.
30:24I'm so lucky.
30:25That's a new one.
30:27Let's go and have a drink.
30:29Have 11.
30:30Yeah.
30:31Let's do it, let's do it.
30:32I owe you guys a few drinks, so let's do that.
30:34What shall we do?
30:35Shots.
30:36Shots.
30:37Oh, hello.
30:38I have a little, er, wedding gift.
30:43Oh, look at that.
30:44For Federico and fruitcake.
30:45That's wonderful.
30:46I don't want them to see it yet.
30:47Look at that.
30:48I get first signature.
30:49You get first signature, cos you're the main man.
30:51First signature, cos you're the main man.
30:52Right, oh.
30:58My request.
31:03Are you a hot dad?
31:04My daughter sees a few of her friends think I'm a dill fuck.
31:06Probably more guilt these days, I'm kicking on.
31:09Wanting to prove there's more to him than meets the eye,
31:11a single dad of three, Mike.
31:14Everyone thinks I'm a real lad, like, people just see tattoos
31:17and probably just think you're a bit of a rogue
31:19and a bit of a player and stuff.
31:21Look, I'm a massive softie, like,
31:23I'll find a joke in anything.
31:26Life's for living and laughing and that's what I'm here to do.
31:30How are you?
31:31My man crush, that is, right there.
31:33Nice to meet you, Mike.
31:34Are you all right?
31:36I am.
31:37So what's your type?
31:38What are you looking for?
31:39I ain't really got a type.
31:40You can't even explain what it is.
31:41It's like I never liked small people.
31:42That was my biggest turn off, was small people.
31:44And I married a woman who was five foot tall,
31:46do you know what I mean?
31:47So...
31:48While in bed we're all the same size.
31:49I wouldn't know that's been that long, Fred.
31:51I forgot, but apparently so.
31:53I just hope I'm not too much sometimes.
31:56You can take us home if you want, Fred.
31:58I've always said you want my man crush.
32:00Come on, let's go.
32:01If I'm in a situation where people don't know,
32:03it's going to be quite awkward because I'm one shut up.
32:05A bee or Guinness?
32:06I'll try a cocktail, Fred.
32:07Are you paying Fred?
32:08I'll say stupid things because I don't have to cope in a particular situation.
32:13And then that can make us come across as a bit of a twat.
32:16If I can get on and have a laugh, do you know what I mean?
32:19I never go out these days, so as long as I have a laugh and that, do you know what I mean?
32:23But if I can meet somebody who can make us smile,
32:26take some of that loneliness away.
32:28That's the nice thing about it because you don't know who it is, do you know what I mean?
32:31It's like exciting in it, do you know what I mean?
32:33I love a fit, best mate.
32:35That's what I'd love, do you know what I mean?
32:37Whether that can happen or not, I don't know.
32:39Hopefully it's worth it.
32:41Only it was worth the wait.
32:44Oh, is my hair okay?
32:46Hi!
32:48Hoping to cut out dating bad boys is hairdresser Carly.
32:54I started seeing a guy last year, it was going great,
32:57and then I found out he was actually going to prison.
33:00I know I need to stay away from them,
33:03so I'm looking for someone that's family-orientated
33:06and just somebody's settled in life.
33:09I laugh a lot, so somebody's got to make me laugh,
33:13and that's a big, big thing for me.
33:17How are you?
33:18I'm fine, thank you.
33:19You're looking amazing.
33:21What kind of man are you looking for?
33:23Tall, dark, handsome would be nice.
33:25Any other particularity that you like?
33:28A bit of facial hair's nice.
33:29Yes.
33:30Tattoos, because I've got quite a few tattoos myself.
33:32So are you ready to meet you?
33:34I'm ready.
33:35Come with me.
33:36I'm ready.
33:38Hi, Fred.
33:39How are you?
33:40Hi, how are you?
33:41Yeah, I'm very well, you?
33:42Good.
33:43You look lovely.
33:45Oh, you're cold, isn't you?
33:46It's freezing.
33:49Here you go.
33:50Thank you very much, Fred.
33:51You've done very well there.
33:52Oh, thank you.
33:53First time I've been punching in a long time, this is Fred.
33:55Oh, my goodness.
33:56Oh.
33:57Sweet.
33:58What's your poison?
34:00Cocktail-wise, I love a porn star martini.
34:03How much is it?
34:04I'm just checking the price before I order it.
34:06Fuck that.
34:07I'm a single dad.
34:08I call a porn porn star.
34:09Get a half a cider.
34:10You'll get used to me.
34:11I just sat down.
34:12I don't care about you.
34:13Give it up.
34:14I like someone that can make me laugh.
34:16Well, you're in for a treat tonight, then.
34:18Not much to look at, but I'm funny as fuck.
34:21How are you with your technology?
34:26Rubbish.
34:27I'm a dinosaur.
34:28Oh, thank goodness.
34:29And this is what I'm finding.
34:31How do you meet somebody?
34:33Very difficult.
34:34And my children thought, if I go on to one of these websites,
34:40well, that was an awful nightmare.
34:42I mean, I feel like a dinosaur to be quite honest with you.
34:45Yeah, totally, I am.
34:46When I go around and I'm going to the ballet or I'm going somewhere,
34:52I seem to be the only one on my own.
34:55Everybody's there with their partners, their family, whatever.
35:01And I prefer to be with somebody.
35:05That's what I'm missing, somebody to do these things with.
35:10I would enjoy a nice cuddle and just holding hands with somebody
35:19and somebody to be there genuinely for me.
35:23Yeah.
35:24I mean, I've been known to take videos of my own feet, for goodness sake.
35:29Have I?
35:30Oh, I'm glad.
35:32Yeah.
35:33Many times.
35:34Film out the back.
35:35How on earth did I do that?
35:36Both as bad as each other.
35:37Well, cheers, it's nice to meet somebody that helps.
35:41Oh, I'm so happy about that.
35:44Right, let's go, let's do it, let's do it.
35:46Right, whatever you want.
35:53Beautiful.
35:56We do look very sun-kissed.
35:58First compliment I've had, you look sun-kissed, don't you?
36:01Yeah, you're not one for the compliments, I've noticed.
36:04Fucking hell, fishing and fishing, you know, go compliment.
36:09The saddest of times, I've managed to get through them all,
36:11through the power of laughter, and it's been massive, like,
36:13and especially through recent situations in my life.
36:17So, you've got kids then?
36:18Oh, yeah.
36:19I've got three kids, all the same.
36:20Really?
36:21Yeah.
36:22Oh, my goodness.
36:23I was like, mate, I don't have to tell you whatever,
36:25but my wife's dead late.
36:27Oh, okay, oh, sorry to hear that.
36:30Yeah, but I've been with her nearly 22 years.
36:32Yeah, oh, my gosh.
36:33Always, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:35Jodie had cancer of the oesophagus.
36:39Gave her a prognosis of three to six months to live, like.
36:44She was the purest and nicest person.
36:47The best, you know, the best mom in the world, like.
36:51She didn't deserve it, man.
36:53Really didn't deserve her.
36:57As soon as my wife died, like, I was so lonely,
36:59I just didn't know what to do with myself, like.
37:01I'd just be sitting there in the dark every night,
37:02the kids would come down and say,
37:03Dad, what are you doing?
37:04I'd say, oh, just chilling.
37:05Yeah.
37:07And life had to go on, and I couldn't crumble, like,
37:10my children, neither there's more than ever.
37:12She passed in then.
37:13Yeah.
37:14So now I'm a single dad with three kids, like.
37:16I bet that's really hard.
37:18Being a parent anyway is hard, but doing it on your own.
37:20It's hard.
37:21I've raised them 24-7 like that.
37:23Yeah.
37:24I'm not offering you a mom for my children.
37:26I'm never, ever going to meet another Julie who never
37:28got to get 1% of what I had with her again in the future.
37:31I'll be a happy man.
37:35You've got very nice eyes.
37:37Oh, thank you.
37:38You have got very nice eyes.
37:39Very blue.
37:40I'm glad you noticed, like.
37:41You know what I mean?
37:42See, there's a compliment.
37:43It is.
37:44Very nice.
37:45You've got very nice tattoos.
37:48And very nice teeth.
37:49Everything I've listed aren't yours, though.
37:51Everything I've listed aren't yours, though.
37:52Isn't it all yours?
37:53Look, babe.
37:54I am a bellend.
37:55Yeah, I am.
37:56Proper bellend.
37:57No, but I like that.
37:58But if I'm laughing and flirting, it means I like it.
37:59No, I'm winning them at the moment.
38:00Oh, 100%, yeah.
38:01100%.
38:02That's all right.
38:04I've not been going to the gym recently because of injury, but, yeah, I do the row machine.
38:17Yeah, and how much can you press?
38:18The ski.
38:19240 pounds, your own weight.
38:22I do what they call the sumo squats, because it's supposed to be good for you, where you
38:27have your legs wide, and your feet open.
38:30Oh.
38:31And you come down.
38:32Oh.
38:33The sumo squats.
38:34It's supposed to give you a magnificent bottom.
38:39Oh.
38:40I've always wanted a bottom.
38:41Can you get up and walk over there, don't you?
38:44You're not going to flaunt your bottom to me.
38:48I really don't know what to wear today.
38:57I thought, shall I wear bright?
38:59Shall I wear something with a low cleavage?
39:02Oh.
39:03Lift it cool.
39:04Yeah, you should have done.
39:05No, no.
39:07Thank you, my dear.
39:08Merci beaucoup.
39:09Don't you, mademoiselle?
39:10How old are you?
39:1143.
39:1243.
39:13You went and go, what?
39:1443?
39:15You're winding me up.
39:16Because I'm, like, 36 this year, so I'm going to be closer.
39:17Wow.
39:1818.
39:19See, I was better.
39:20I'm more enthusiastic.
39:21How long were you with your ex for, like?
39:2212 years.
39:23What happened?
39:24He was seeing someone behind my back.
39:25Shit.
39:26It's one of them and it happens.
39:27Yeah, it is, but...
39:28Um, because 12 years is a long time.
39:29It fucking is, yeah, yeah.
39:30I didn't realise what a heartbreak was until we broke up.
39:31When somebody has broken your trust, it is really hard to put your trust into somebody
39:35else again.
39:36But I'm, I'm really happy with how my life is right now.
39:37I'm just missing that certain someone to share it with.
39:38You were good.
39:39What happened?
39:40What happened?
39:41What happened?
39:42He was seeing someone behind my back and...
39:43Shit.
39:44It's one of them and it happens.
39:45Yeah, it does, but...
39:46Um, because 12 years is a long time.
39:47It fucking is, yeah, yeah.
39:48I didn't realise what a heartbreak was, um, until we broke up.
39:51When somebody has broken your trust, it is really hard to put your trust into somebody
39:56else again.
39:57But I'm really happy with how my life is right now.
40:00I'm just missing that certain someone to share it with.
40:05Are you a good cook?
40:06No.
40:07No.
40:08At least you're honest.
40:09I never had to do it.
40:10Like, my wife was old school.
40:11Like, I'm not saying you should do that and I'm not saying that's the right way.
40:14No, no, no.
40:15I mean, but my wife was, like, literally like a 1920s housewife.
40:17She used to do them all.
40:18I think that's the way it should be.
40:20Just because...
40:21Are you old school?
40:22Yeah, 100%.
40:23Like, when me and my ex were together, every night he would be, like, waiting.
40:26Do you know what I mean?
40:27But that's the way...
40:28Would you cut the lawns?
40:29Oh, I love cutting the lawns.
40:30Fred, but for a marriage.
40:32Come on.
40:33Would you take the bins out and I'm in the morning?
40:35Oh, yeah.
40:36I've always done it.
40:37Two seconds.
40:38I'm just going to ring the kids.
40:39She cuts the lawns and takes the bins out.
40:42Yeah, someone I'll bring her home.
40:44Ta-ra.
40:45Oh, my goodness.
40:46You do make me laugh.
40:48You go away.
40:49You're too handsome.
40:50I can't go away.
40:51You're too handsome and too tall.
40:52I wanted to speak to you, Mr. and Mrs. Flirt.
40:53I was wondering, do you fancy a little dance?
40:54I don't dance at all.
40:55She doesn't dance.
40:56But she sings.
40:57You make me feel so young.
40:58You make me feel that spring has spun.
41:02And every time I see you, you're such a happy individual.
41:15I want to go and bounce a moon, just like a toy balloon.
41:36You and I are just like a couple of tots.
41:45Running across the meadow, picking up lots of forget-me-nots.
41:53You make me feel so young.
41:57It's certainly Gerald, and I think she's a winner as far as I'm concerned.
42:02I certainly fancy the lady, yeah.
42:06Cause you make me feel so young.
42:12It's a good night.
42:13Wow.
42:17Oh, that's super cute.
42:18Wow, wow, wow.
42:26Thanks for making me feel here.
42:27Would you like to see each other again?
42:33On the count of three.
42:35One.
42:36I can't count.
42:38One.
42:39Two.
42:40Three.
42:41Yes.
42:46Everything about this lady is amazing.
42:48I'm very lucky to have met you.
42:50You make me feel so young.
42:51You make me feel so young.
42:52Cheers.
42:53You make me feel so young.
42:55But we laughed as we're laughing now and talked, didn't it?
42:58Yeah.
42:59Brilliant, yeah.
43:00Right, let's go and have a nice coffee.
43:03A nice, pretty.
43:04Lovely.
43:05Whoop.
43:06And how about you teaching me to do a little boogie?
43:08Why not?
43:09Well that drinks are lovely, man.
43:10Oh, that is good.
43:11Really?
43:12I prefer that, mine, to yours.
43:13Yeah, I prefer yours to mine as well.
43:26I make...
43:27Oh, you bastard.
43:28Whoopsie.
43:29Are you bastard?
43:31What see
43:34Just to turn you on to run the inside me thighs. It was a strategic move honestly. It was the plan
43:39It wasn't me being it sweat all part the plan
43:43For she's beautiful it lovely girl. I'll definitely give her a swipe right. Yeah, yeah
43:48What can I give too much away like in case you mugs me off next but
43:53Honestly no like splits. Oh stop being noble I'll get it
43:56I've got me I've got me family allowance today. It's all right
44:09Would you like to see each other again? Yeah, yeah
44:18It's just make a solace really friendly really nice and she ain't too bad on the iris
44:22Yeah
44:24I'll be a gentleman and get the dog dog
44:27Definitely a bit of me. Oh
44:30Definitely, yeah, I've always said if someone can make me laugh then that's a ugly fuck
44:36You can't have that ugly man. What do you make us laugh?
44:45Maybe your one-liners are good
44:47Thank you
45:05Hey, how are you? Oh, no, how are you? This is Syria. I'm good. Thank you lovely to see you lovely to see you, too
45:12This will be
45:16That's a successful first day. I would say yes
45:20Yeah, agreed
45:22The first time anyone
45:36Guys, we got you a little wedding gift. Thank you, man. Thank you, man. This is brilliant. Wow. And we've all sat in to the back as well, so you've got little legs. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
45:52Oh, brilliant
45:57Jerrick, you have a wonderful voice
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