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00:00it's seen better days it's beautiful i don't care if it's out of tune
00:13oh that's what this is how i feel when i'm on tour basically like
00:19like in theory it's all nice but it's actually quite nasty
00:25okay let's watch telly
00:26thanks old girl you did good she's a beauty you can go to sleep now she just needs a little tickle go
00:35back to bed this is what we've tuned in for look at this oh wow it's pretty racy telly isn't it
00:46oh what oh no oh this is awful i'm crying oh
00:55i'm happy yeah that makes me happy this is better you my people we've all got an undercarriage
01:03don't grow up in the week you grant nodded off at wimbledon we enjoyed lots of great telly
01:12singletons were full of hope as they looked for love abroad on discovery plus people probably say
01:17i'm a people pleaser like to say yes not no and i have like a resting happy face a resting happy
01:24face i think that would annoy me quite quick someone's just almost like this yeah you you're
01:29one of those people that um frown upon people's happiness you are like it's that's such an amazing
01:36trait to have and you're like oh you dump some because they're too happy
01:41uh netflix was full of singers and boxers the sort of singing style of today is for you and your
01:58generation yeah and to me it all sounds somewhat the same like that but like your music's like
02:07baby like that i tried it just for once found it all out for kicks then you discovered it's a
02:13habit of sticks so you're an orgasm addict oh you're always at it bus cops it's a classic
02:21and more couples were hoping to hit it off on their first date so where's that you come from uh
02:27london okay where do you come i live in guildford sorry oh i know guildford yeah we're fairly close
02:32yes we are i've had two long distance relationships oh you fool awful awful this the whole time you're
02:39pining and pining is quite romantic for a little romantic and then you get together and you're like
02:43oh you're very close to me your pores are very close to me i prefer you to be further away like a
02:52country away behind the screen in brighton i like your socks joe they're um they're tartan
03:07where are they from scotland friends roisin and joe you're not from scotland i get all my socks in
03:14scotland i do i get myself i get my socks from scotland my trousers from wales and my top and my
03:21underwear from england and ireland i get i accessorize i accessorize from ireland okay
03:30socks from scotland trousers from wales tops and underwear from england i don't care about the rest
03:36of your clothes i only cared about the socks the rest of your clothes are boring the socks add some
03:41pizzazz do you want to work up my luggage no mainland europe this week on netflix 50 aspiring
03:48singers all turned out for a once in a lifetime opportunity you've been in a in a band two bands
03:57and what were they called at school what were they called aragon yeah and enormous derek okay
04:04did you or did you not write a song called the wizard's sleeve it was not called the wizard's
04:14sleeve the album was called the wizard's dream the wizard's sleeve it's going to be really really
04:21interesting to form a band without seeing each other oh what so the idea is they form the band
04:27on the sound alone i think you'll probably produce a better group by going off with just talent alone
04:32really you think so oh my god it's love is blind for bands yeah i'm kind of scared the other singers
04:38aren't gonna really like me or like my voice what's all these little boobs they go in pods how cool is
04:44that i'd happily just sit in there and have some time to myself i'd hate it i'm ready to be around a
04:50group of guys that i can call my brothers and be a great band ah okay so he wants to be in a boy
04:55band my name is dunzel this song has always spoke to my heart has always spoke to my soul oh she's
05:00perked up and i hope it speaks to yours too okay well let's see if it speaks to our souls too
05:06our souls he's gonna sing well isn't he oh he's gonna be good happy birthday to you
05:15oh i like that oh great voice oh god oh it's beautiful it's actually really good it's actually
05:25it's quite good that's a voice oh this world could give i want him oh so they hit a button
05:35to see if they like him i'd hit the button absolutely i would have done it the second
05:39you're happy without me oh god he's so good oh that's gorgeous he doesn't need a band my name's
05:52alia i am 22 years old oh alia please be good maybe i should trap religion her voice sounds beautiful
06:01already doesn't it yeah now my tummy hurts he's in love with her well she's great well yeah she's got a
06:08great voice this place really called it's brilliant he's changed his mind now what's he doing he wants
06:17a boy band alia this donzel okay i think these are gonna get on honestly i was thinking of all
06:26all guy group oh but then after i heard your voice i changed my mind i want a mixed group oh he's changed
06:32he's mine oh fickle air pinky promise real quick okay air pinky promise oh that's it now they're locked
06:41in no matter what i 100 want to be in a boy band landon donzel said the same thing player let's see
06:47my name is landon i am 20 years old and i'm from st george utah he's cute can he persuade donzel to
06:54change his mind back again today i'm gonna be singing a classic britney spears song oh oh please be
07:00toxic i like britney britney's brilliant yeah baby can't you see i'm calling yes i said that you called
07:14it but i'm not feeling this even from the first couple things look okay it's dangerous i'm falling
07:20i think he's gonna betray donzel i would love to do a mixed band
07:50oh oh oh he wants a boy band oh i'm picturing like me you a couple other guys and i feel like
08:00we could have a unit and literally be like nsync yeah that is what i want we could all wear dungarees
08:07donzel that's what you wanted initially but are you now going to snake alia that's the question
08:11we're like oh you know what's he gonna do donzel where's your integrity sir donzel don't
08:24let's do it oh no don't do that you donzel
08:30i'm so hi he's gonna have to tell a liar i was really excited to talk to you and get to know you
08:40oh no i don't mind just tell her like how did you get started and how did how did music come about
08:46that's not the question to ask the question is are we still an item i didn't even know i could sing
08:51but then like at church people was like say like yo you should take this serious and i'm like what do
08:55y'all take what series dude cut to the chase just tell her you don't want her anymore donzel
09:01the last couple of years i like went through some hard trials with my mom and i had to take care of
09:05her my mom had had just been through like breast cancer oh my god oh god don't almost like losing
09:14her just like made me have this other perspective like on life oh no oh this is awful you can't drop her
09:21now how how have your conversations been going am i still even on your like choices like hey buddy you
09:28should say that i'm not gonna lie i started talking to landon thinking about a boy band and i was like
09:36i'm gonna go boy band oh oh that's how we did it but after just talking again i was like no i need to be
09:46you in a leader like if i don't have to be a leader he just says what people need to hear he's a flip-flopper
09:53he's literally a flip-flopper he could be in two bands one girl one you could be like there's people
09:58who have a secret family that the other one doesn't know about oh i'm just going to get some butter
10:02from down the road oh my lord guys i've just got to go and put the rubbish out oh my god
10:09in essex what are you chewing on huh what are you chewing on then my lip well why i don't know i
10:18always have weird little habits i like bite my lip obviously like i bite my nails you know i tap my
10:22forehead a lot best mates jordan and perry even doing when we're performing on stage though if you're about
10:28to do a flip yeah i'm on stage doing it and that whole rhythm comes out there it's really hard to keep
10:37up with the routine and do that yeah skills play the bills player that's me and that's your skill
10:44what does jordan bring to the group get a load of this
10:51on tuesday there was some transatlantic dating on discovery plus hey clay you're single would
10:57you let me match make you no no what do you mean no right away who would you put me with would you
11:02not trust me i don't know oh i know all about long distance relationships an absolute load of bollocks
11:12i once went on a date where i lived in paris with a french girl
11:18so i might be able to bring some expertise to this i've got a friend who's married to someone
11:22who lives abroad and he quite likes it because he's got to come back here for work so he gets to
11:26be away from her quite a lot that sounds like a good relationship oh yeah rock solid i'm victoria
11:32hi victoria i love karate i love her three years ago i moved to the best in the world new york can
11:39i just say it's chaos dating in new york i tried to do it myself messy in a few hours i'm headed to the
11:45airport going to ireland how exciting ireland you do love irish accent i love an irish accent i mean
11:51i do love a ginger i love a ginger i love a ginger that's why i'm going to ireland love some freckles
11:57they drink a lot i mean she has to stereotype the whole notion she's going to ireland because
12:01you think they drink a lot they're ginger and they have freckles sorry she calls herself an equal
12:08opportunity date her this is the matchmaker but what it actually means is that she's desperate to date
12:15anyone wow all right straight up yes to date anyone i want to see your wish list oh wish list
12:24there we go all right let's find out what she wants so what have we got here okay full head of hair
12:31full head of hair good no bald people right because i feel like i'm like spontaneous and i want someone
12:37with like a dark side a dark side yeah i'm really into golfs yeah or evil villains
12:43yeah preferably stroking a cat on a spinning chair what tattoos do like drugs on the spur of the
12:51moment did she say drugs did she say you know someone who could do drugs on the spur of the moment
12:57i thought she said that what the someone like wild like maybe they've been arrested
13:03i've been in prison she wants an absolute rogue you normally you say i quite like bad boys but i
13:09shouldn't she got really excited i need him to have been arrested a few tattoos preferably on the
13:14neck i really love a mug shot today is my first official date katarina has picked an oyster farm for
13:22our date spot an oyster farm bit obvious an oyster farm with a bad boy so the match i have for victoria
13:29is dave dave dave dave dave dave the dangerous dave dangerous dave watch out let's see if an irish bad boy
13:39is the kind of guy victoria needs irish bad boy come on where's dave at freaking hell
13:48how is he how are you how are you good how are you very good nice to meet you he looks like a nice
14:01boy no he looks quite nice doesn't he so just there ah there you go oh god don't give dangerous dave a
14:11hose can i blast myself with it can i blast myself with it whoa he's mad he's mad he's mad
14:23fucking mad that was kind of sore actually no shit of course it was you just jet washed your face dave
14:30probably got a black eye yeah quite sure actually victoria seems like she's up for good fun and i
14:38really like that about her i appreciated that so like i wouldn't mind like sleeping with her
14:46dave is unbelievable that is definitely an aprodisiac i am getting so excited
14:52i'm feeling randy now what about you i'm feeling randy
14:56you sweet talking bastard imagine in broad daylight without a drink without even a bit of flirting
15:04someone just goes i've got the horn uh just to let you know i have an erection um i've had four
15:11oysters and uh i'm as hard as a tank let me try some egg like a green sauce do how's that oh that's
15:18a good is that enough he's gonna be put too much in there and there's going to be another dave wild
15:22moment isn't it not wrong yeah
15:30well that's taken the horn out of him speaking of spice let's put something in my eye wait please do
15:39it please do it please do it please do it please do it what are you doing no no no no no
15:47oh
15:59oh my eye
16:06he's an absolute fucking lunacy for her next date great icebreaker like to be able to go what's your
16:14worst first date no one would believe her yeah that's true a guy turned up with a train
16:18horn that told me he was horny and then poured tabasco in his eyes yeah and sprayed himself in
16:24the face with a high pressured hose
16:33in birmingham can i just say thank you for putting the bins out i totally forgot i woke up this morning i
16:38i was like oh i forgot the bins and then looked outside the bins are out there okay so alice and
16:44her son aiden and her sister sandra you're like the bin angel the bin angel that was a bin angel i
16:52looked outside i was like oh my golden child has done it thanks alia okay yeah you can put them out for
17:00me well done back thanks the only reason you remembered it was that was you out all night yeah
17:07so i had the whole night to remember it
17:12on friday there were more awkward encounters keeping us entertained on channel four
17:19oh i'm so good at this i love first dates i never dated it wasn't really a thing when we were younger
17:24was it you kind of ended up that you snogged somebody and then you were going out with them
17:28yeah was it or not as the case as the case may be yeah come on let's find some love
17:36me and ben do date night sometimes you know we once went to the emergency vet in the middle of
17:40the night and we sort of treated it like a date in the car park going oh this is nice just me and you
17:46the dog had eaten a chocolate orange we had to go and get a stomach pumped it was really romantic
17:5129 year old business owner sophie is hoping to add romance to her agenda oh sophie absolutely
18:02nailing it sophie's got the shop window open for business nice to meet you sophie look there's fred
18:08hot what an incredible look you have here with all your tattoos thank you what an incredible look you
18:13have with all your tattoos i'm a bisexual woman so i'm looking for a romantic relationship with
18:21a woman oh she's looking for a woman we love the bi girlies and i have female friends but you know
18:27i think i'm looking for something that's a bit of a stronger connection than that she's kind she's
18:31nice she's looking for a nice relationship this is this is great this is what we want to hear sophie's
18:35date is emily a massage therapist who's a pro at releasing stress you know what they're gonna go
18:42wow together i can see look at these two hello hi wow i love you i'm freezing i'm so sorry nice to meet
18:51you how could they not hit it off they seem happy but also i've only had one hug what do you mean you
18:57seem happy no they they don't look horrified no you look stunning so do you thank you i wasn't sure if
19:05this was a bit otp what they're having your boobs out at dinner no it's fine well they just look like
19:11twins if you turn the lights off oh there's a wage film who's this fella bear nerves right but yeah
19:18it's um bragging boat man it's different why this dude popped out of nowhere definitely different isn't
19:23his dear come in well i hope so actually no has he been stood up oh what's oh poor fella i'm really
19:32confused yeah who is this guy it's the guy what's your date in like history what's your dating history
19:38good question so i'm actually really not practiced in dating at all okay is that what you asked right
19:45at the start what's your dating history people do not have time to mess around okay it's a fast world
19:50this is my first date with a woman whoa really yeah well you're doing great she's way more confident
20:00no good reviews that's scary yeah but you're stunning so are you thank you yeah you are very my type
20:07for sure thank you very much are boom girls are so much kinder i know it's genuine yeah it's like no you are
20:16so um big reveal who's the dude i'm married
20:21really she's married she's married she's married see this is why i don't like first date so
20:28what is she on a dating show it's the guy at the bar and he's here right now turn over my husband
20:35is a bar oh boom that's the bloke at the bar
20:39oh my god are they gonna be a thruple i mean yeah but surely you ask if somebody's interested
20:50in being a thruple it's got to be by by prior agreement surely a thruple you don't just thruple
20:55someone no you can't you can't thruple someone as a surprise or can you how are you okay
21:02good going good going good maybe i'm too practical for this kind of thing but all like where's he
21:09going to sit see i it's not for me this i don't even like sharing my sweets let me give you a hug
21:16i'm emily hi emily's not mucking around how are you i'm good how are you how are you feeling
21:24a bit more nerve well actually no not as much not as nervous as i was yeah not nervous and i'm not
21:32nervous i think i was very nervous i think i might get another drink in a minute
21:40he says three quarters of a glass
21:46i might get another you were very nervous to tell me about your situations yeah so i said so
21:54i have a husband and i was just like slay it's like wow wow slay baby wow you got a husband so
22:02easy like proper like couple goals energy you two is it is that couple goals they say you know emily's
22:10confident because she's handling two first dates at the same time like it's nothing yeah and no one
22:14prepped her ever yeah exactly she was like uh okay when i was in my late 20s i discovered this thing
22:20polyamory non-monogamy she's into it she's into it so is that a thruple of polyamory monogamy yeah
22:26exactly that part of it for me is like witnessing that love and that connection between the primary
22:33couple it's a funny old world isn't it so would you like to see each other again of course here we go
22:41absolutely love to see you again i think you're lovely and i think kind of we had a really good
22:46connection i thought so they did there's a guy to your left by the way just to let you know there's
22:52a fella there as well i agree i would love to see you guys again oh wow look how relieved he is
22:58look he's buzzing
23:02no time like the president guys what the that is quite complicated come on let's have a three-way kiss
23:10no no no no come on no we love each other no matches sat in their feet like that can i get a kiss
23:20oh please please can i get a kiss i can hear you kissing behind me
23:31in london i was ready to show you how i can actually look like a grinch oh okay hold on hannah and a friend
23:39tim
23:51yeah it's perfect now now just the cross about christmas that is amazing okay i've never been
23:59attracted to you before but now now i've always i've always wanted to snog the grinch
24:07on saturday it was a rock and roll reunion that was making headlines on the bbc
24:13good afternoon good afternoon hello good afternoon i like you you know that blonde woman
24:29oasis have thanked their fans for putting up with them over the years after performing their first
24:34gig since 2009 yes are you excited uh yeah are you going to see them oh yeah yeah i love oasis
24:44do you have the time that's great sorry that was green day yeah bro that's that's not how you lead
24:52with with praise for a band you love the gallagher brothers took to the stage at cardiff's
24:56principality stadium last night for the first show in their world tour welcome back boys stories have
25:02been circulating that what broke up the band in the first place was that liam threw a plum at
25:07nol's head no that was the straw that broke the oasis donkey back yeah and here they are liam and
25:15nol their hands clasped together and raised to the sky in an image that's already gone around the world
25:22i noticed that liam was like this it's like we love each other but we don't really
25:2962 000 fans in cardiff's principality stadium and they were all mad for it i wanted to get some
25:36tickets but i couldn't get out i couldn't get any sold out literally sold out wow would you like
25:40try texting one of them i don't know him oh no we don't like text you know the text like nolan i don't
25:48know it yeah go on just drop it in your face if you can go on he does love an anorak he's a snappy
25:56dresser he's a snappy but hottest day of the year in a black anorak he couldn't go out in a t-shirt
26:01though what a t-shirt and a bucket hat significantly one of the first songs they played was acquiesce
26:06one of the few oasis tracks to feature both liam and noel on vocals they wrote some amazing
26:14amazing songs and made some amazing music working class heroes and that's what they are and that's
26:20what i love about them i'm absolutely emotional i i had tears running down my fears i'll be honest
26:26with you because to me that i grew up with them bands how many bucket hats do you think were in
26:30cardiff last night i think cardiff was full it was awash with bucket teaming with the bucket hat
26:35they ended with a brief hug now there's just 40 more shows to go do you think they're going to
26:40fall out again yeah do you think if we didn't speak to each other for 20 years we'd sell more books
26:48think anyone would care but would we go in with our arms held up high would be like
26:54all right leamington spa make some noise
26:58you've got you've got high hopes for us all right mertha tidville library
27:01don't make too much noise it's a library imagine if anton deck like had a massive falling out like
27:07oasis oh it would never happen it would never happen no no you might win an nta if that happened
27:13i think i think that's your own that's your that's your only chance i hope it does
27:17in north london what are you doing i'm cutting up my wrap with scissors yeah do you not use
27:31do you not use scissors no do you not really sandwiches best friends sarah and claire look
27:38watch all right ready yeah look how perfect that is oh oh no scissors babe have a go all right honestly
27:48much better than a knife all the feelings don't follow me husband thinks i'm absolutely crackers
27:53he hates it look see you've done it you've done it isn't that good look how nice that is yeah you
27:59scissors on everything babe can we do a cheers cheers cheers cheers
28:03on thursday night olivia atwood was chasing perfection again on itv2 i need a skincare routine
28:12my skin's awful mm-hmm it's okay last thing i meant to not agree sorry what the hell was that
28:19let's see how much we can not look away yeah okay great like laugh out loud but like just can't look
28:24away i'm olivia atwood oh my god okay i gotta look away what is this and i'm no stranger to a
28:33tweakment or two it's gonna put me off my wrap with us brits spending billions of pounds a year on
28:39what was that this is the one where i start off going you should grow old gracefully and then at the
28:44end i'm trying to write down the surgeon's name and number so you want more projection yeah so i'm back
28:50look now what's the matter of the rest come on sit bigger to discover the real price we're willing
28:55to pay you can't believe it for perfection that's right you'll never be perfect will you no i don't
29:02mean you price of perfection let's go come on men how can we be more perfect a tail a tail you should
29:15get a tail in the next couple of weeks i'm getting uh my eyebrows tattooed on i've come to a clinic in
29:23birmingham to meet a guy who is one of an increasing number of men turning to liposuction for a quick
29:29fix on the torso oh so get rid of the little old pot belly yeah i'd have a bit of that liposuction
29:36i'm meeting michael and his wife in there then we have a little look at his instagram
29:44i'm not ashamed to say for the years i've gained a bit of a dad box i mean who hasn't what he's
29:49getting lipo he looks better than me now i was gonna say he looks fine what we're trying to do now
29:54is get abs back wherever they are in there somewhere oh so he used to have abs doesn't
29:58bother me enough you like a man boo no i'm not saying i like that what cup what size cup do you
30:02like nothing bigger than me which is basically i heard more people like dad bods than don't yeah i
30:09think everyone says that i think every partner says they like your dad board until you get into an
30:12argument no suddenly they tell you like a melted ice cream and everyone's feelings get hurt it's
30:17just what i've heard he's about to have 360 lipo all the way around unless it costs three pound six
30:25and then he's having this fat transferred to his shoulders traps biceps it's like how does that
30:32even work because would it not be like all doughy you can't get fat and put it up there it's just
30:36going to dribble down again this is a superb idea there are no downsides to this nice big wobbly
30:45shoulders yes i mean what is the price do you remember me asking because it's quite a lot of
30:50stuff 12 9.95 13 grand i'm going to say 12 but yeah 13 grand oh that's a lot of money
30:57bob he's ready wow this is welcome back so oh what the hell no hold on they didn't have to give him
31:08and just put my nose socks a little bit higher it sucks it it's come on what we're watching here
31:15dr posano uses an ultrasound cannula really go in there don't they that's horrible that's just
31:21sucking fat out yeah all right ready steady oh god oh my god what's that coming out or going in
31:34coming out do not waste it no one throw this tub away it's just going in his shoulders so now i'm
31:40doing the front of the of the sides feel like i've got to know better than i thought you're gonna be so
31:45sore you're gonna be so sore bro can you please turn that light off oh yeah turn the lights off
31:51it's unbearable to watch this is a really good time i'm having with you why do you change the
31:57lighting so i'm just double checking the definition that i was able to scout so far oh my goodness
32:04shut up no way do you know what i'm sold i might i might go and get it uh by uh working with the
32:13shadows okay imagine going to sleep fat yeah waking up slim with a six pack yeah sure
32:21that'll be pretty cool in total five liters of fat have been removed and just over half a liter is
32:26being injected back into michael's upper body i'm fascinated is that half a liter what your drink is
32:33your pint one now you've compared it to that i'm not gonna be drinking any more of it that's probably
32:37about just short 500 isn't it michael had a rough two weeks recovering i bet he did that was quite a
32:46lot they have done right let's see it wow that's annoyed me that has why because i've had to work at
32:59mine my hunkiness i wasn't given it for under 13 grand no would you get would you ever go in and do
33:06this now i know they do it like that yeah oh you had the eyelids cut off oh my god you were awake
33:13weren't you yeah did it smell like chicken when they were sizzling it away you could smell it
33:18i have a facial does that count no no what if i put in a tight ponytail and it lifts up my face a bit
33:27that's fine get me another bobble i need another bobble
33:30in manchester i don't keep snacks often in that don't you i have no control i'm really bad i eat
33:39so many nuts friends mark and kelly i love nuts you love nuts for god's sake for god's sake
33:49for crying out loud how old are you how old are you too old to love nuts
34:05don't give me any more wine on friday it was a british institution making the headlines on the bbc
34:13let's see what's happening in the world claire no news is good news no but the opinion matters
34:18you say it would give the wrong opinion on the news your thoughts quick you've got to sit down
34:23before the music finishes mom right now it's bad luck i've lost me glasses they're there oh too late
34:30now bingo halls may traditionally attract a slightly older crowd really love the game of bingo last time
34:36i went to bingo was 1977 but the industry says more than 40 of new customers are under 35. it's true
34:46it's true the last time i went to bingo i'm telling you everyone was liking their teenagers
34:51it's a monday night in luton oh monday night in luton you had me at luton babe and although the bingo hall
34:57isn't full the mix of people is interesting popping off in there to be fair it looks as bleak as it
35:03always did bingo is good fun what's everybody get out of their pens and put their splodges
35:08don't call them pens they're dabbers look closely and you'll see younger groups i don't want the
35:14young involved in my bingo no i want old people charlie who's 25 has been dabbing his bingo card
35:21for about a year oh this is fun i'd like a family group that'd be sick you know what i mean little
35:26day out my mom and my brother come for there was about three months i was reluctant at first of course
35:32you were charlie then you stole the light chance to see your mom i suppose something we can do
35:36together i can't exactly take her down to the football court and have a kick about so we'll come
35:41here i just don't understand why he can't take his mom to play football that's true put her in goal
35:46i want my grandchildren to take me yeah be nice wouldn't it yeah bingo has been on quite a journey
35:52from the slightly stuffy days look it's from back when you guys were in the big one the black and white
35:57days of the 50s and 60s they all look like my grandma used to look exactly that absolute skirt
36:03there look at that oh i used to go with me granny rider yeah no i i honestly remember the booking
36:10next to unit four bingo used to be a thing back in luton sophia is dabbing multiple sheets at the same
36:17time that's mad because you're meant to focus on one sheet oh she's a double dabber that's not you
36:22my my granny rider had about i'm not bullshitting here she had about 10 sheets like that in an
36:32increasingly atomized and fractured world bingo is seeing a renaissance it's a bit of a deep line
36:39there she's done it house i dream about going house or some of them they don't don't dream just
36:50do it go on show it now well they don't even say house anymore sometimes they just go just do it now
36:57it's your dream to shout house do it go house what do i get nothing nothing
37:09in essex i want to have a word with you yeah my gardener yeah is here yeah to do my garden and he
37:17does what he's not here to do is at half two in the afternoon yeah you come round kidnap him to get
37:24him to take you to chelmsford to change a dress rylan and his mom linda i never went to change the size
37:33how many times you've gone to check there you go so so not only did you steal him yesterday from
37:38my garden no no let me finish let me finish on his way home to take you to chelmsford
37:45to change the same dress two weeks ago you've got him to go and change the dress again and he didn't
37:51leave here at five o'clock yeah we did he left here like well i thought what time he normally leaves
37:55don't tell me because i know what time he leaves stop robbing my gardener to go and do your personal
38:00shopping please no i'm moving them it's important so's my garden well in west london do you know what
38:08i got given today look at this this is amazing i got given this from our amazing porn broker on the
38:15show dan hatfield good friends ben and cat so dan was going through some stuff and he found some
38:21antique silver spoons from the 1870s and he thought you know ben would love these because
38:26these teaspoons are golf clubs and he knows how much i love golf look at those aren't they beautiful
38:34they actually are beautiful and they'd be great for a dippy egg for dipping like scooping out a
38:40dippy egg yeah and then i thought first of all they were like no pickers victorian nasal removers
38:48oh they could be used as tweezers or something couldn't they what you are actually putting my
38:53new silver spoons up your nose cat daily it's okay there's no remnants
39:03now you can keep them this week the life or death childhood game came to a dramatic conclusion on
39:10netflix i know you're only on series two yeah but i've got to watch the final now because everyone
39:14will be talking to me about it but you'll forget by next week anyway so you won't ruin it for yourself
39:19i'll probably forget bar tonight true this is it so it's all been building to i just want to make
39:23sure i'm set yeah yeah come on this is like it we're done i can't get i can't get in the right zone
39:31for it lean on me no i ain't based on a true story is it it's all true you know this no it ain't
39:43can't be this was all over the news like 20 years ago no it was they found that island in
39:48north south korea no did you not know that no you're winding me yes i'm winding you up yeah all right
39:53oh this isn't looking good a new game
40:02players congratulations and welcome to the final game
40:08there's the baby is the baby exempt or no the baby's playing too the baby is two two two
40:13you will start on the square pillar move on to the triangle pillar and finally end on the circle
40:19pillar okay so far so good on each shape you will play a pushing game oh i don't like this a pushing
40:26game so basically you just gotta push everybody off if you as a group manage to push one or more
40:32players off while they are still alive the round will end and all remaining players will move on to
40:38the triangle pillar oh this is horrible it's like sumo wrestling but with your life to begin the first
40:44round please press the button on the ground they've got to find the button where's the button
40:49is there a button the game has now begun this is hectic here we go they should have discussed
40:54tactics first if no one objects i say let's vote to see if player 222 is our final pick wait what the
41:01baby the baby no don't get rid of the baby you can't get rid of the baby no wait
41:10i object 333 can't do that no that's his baby yeah he is actually the baby's dad oh does he know he
41:17knows but no one else does right i think for this round we should choose someone easier to eliminate
41:27oh no leave him alone i mean he's made himself look quite vulnerable there that one hasn't he one
41:34two five is toast yeah oh hello i've got a weapon all of a sudden i've got a big pole that's like a
41:43javelin now yes you can push people off yes what did i do that was so wrong what was it oh my gosh
41:51i thought he's got it was like a a hand push but i think i was jousting yeah
42:01bye-bye oh he's gone gone pushed him and he's taken the pole with him i'll be only have to chuck one
42:07one off at a time and he's taken the pole with him he's fallen to his death the pool
42:19could you bring the pole back good news is baby's still alive for now okay baby's still safe
42:26a bit later there are only three players left for the final round including 333 who managed to get
42:33hold of another pole hand the baby over what no so hold on a minute the dad wants to get the baby
42:43so he can get rid of the baby and win the game yeah and it's his child that's his own child oh this is
42:48awful oh he's done it oh my god no
43:01oh that's precarious oh no he ain't gonna check the baby oh he's got to get onto the platform first
43:06and start the game i think winning a squid game by hurling an infant it's not my thing hurling an
43:11infant are you so just to clarify are you anti-hurling infants into voids i i think so
43:22what's he doing to get the knife
43:26oh four five six come on mate to the rescue
43:31oh one four five six look at that bridge run run and jump right bro run run go on oh my goodness
43:41oh yes five five six yes good parkour what a jump
43:51oh my lord this is intense now what's he gonna do he's got the pole oh pole v knife
43:59he's lost his knife
44:04why they're not pressing the button oh my gosh they haven't pressed the button yet if they don't press
44:08the button then the round hasn't started so if one of them dies now it doesn't count no
44:16oh that's the bar's gone the bar's gone now what now it's a wrestle
44:27okay now i don't know he survives everything just have a blow ain't he
44:30oh they're both gone oh they're both gone oh how strong's four five six
44:46if he falls now he wants him alive because he's not pressed the button it's not gonna count
44:51oh no he's gone oh no the final round has begun oh oh oh hell
45:09we all know what's gonna happen now he's got no choice it's him all the baby isn't it four five six
45:16is
45:16values his humanity more than he values his life yeah
45:25crying
45:26That's the guy no he ain't gonna fall yes, he's falling backwards mum
45:47No, oh man, oh he was a good guy fair play four five six
45:56Clear four fifty six
46:00The baby's the winner
46:01That's it. So what will happen with the baby now? What's he gonna do money? Can't even fucking walk. Oh my god. We're done though
46:10What do you do now this what I hate about that series now like what now what I do. Yeah
46:16Take a sip of water and go home. Yes, sir. I am home. Hmm. She goes bed
46:22Should we go up?
46:31The Gallaghers remember their chaotic rise to musical domination in the 90s
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46:43Have a saucy binge perhaps before the new series starts Monday at nine next tonight. It's new first dates
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