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00:00Are you feeling all right?
00:01Yeah man, AFever.
00:02How many boxes of tissues have you gone through this season?
00:05Too many man, too many.
00:06Have you had your tablet?
00:09No, that's probably why.
00:10That's probably why.
00:12I keep forgetting, I keep forgetting.
00:14Go and get your tablet.
00:15I'm not watching a TV show without you having to go and have your AFever tablet.
00:19Sorry.
00:20Can you believe he's not had his tablet?
00:21That's why he's sneezing all the time.
00:23He should have them by his bedside and take one every night.
00:26That's what I do.
00:27I know.
00:30Do you want a tissue?
00:33Yes, please.
00:40Yes!
00:41I'm so happy for you.
00:42What are we watching now?
00:44Sex.
00:45Nice.
00:48He's doing what?
00:49He's going on a train.
00:50This is a bit of you.
00:51My people.
00:53Do you know what I love?
00:55Soup.
00:57Is this actually a song?
00:59Yeah.
01:00Claire, it's too much.
01:01It's literally the greatest moment of my life.
01:04Fish bug me.
01:05We've all got an undercarriage.
01:08I don't know.
01:09Grow up.
01:10In the week record temperatures had us all melting.
01:13We enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:17The sinister playground games from Korea were back.
01:27I don't think I'm ruthless enough for Squid Game.
01:29No, no, you're way too nice.
01:30Do you know what I mean?
01:31I would have been sat on the other side prepping sandwiches for everyone.
01:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:34Do you know what I mean?
01:35No.
01:36It's some electrolytes.
01:37They're literally knackered off when they're jumping.
01:38Sir Rod was rocking out down on Worthy Farm.
01:50What a horrible way to spend the day, though, to go out and stand in the field and watch someone
01:55a half a mile away before my medley of greatest hits from 40 years ago.
02:00Lots of people really like that.
02:02I know, and I don't understand why.
02:04And I'm not saying they're wrong.
02:06I'm just saying they're weird.
02:08And a big bolt turned bad on Netflix.
02:11Somebody realised that the toilets weren't working.
02:18They needed electricity.
02:20So they weren't going to flush, which is, with thousands of guests, a major issue.
02:27You don't even think about it.
02:28You just go, oh, yeah, that's the loo.
02:30That's the most important room in the house.
02:32And where does it all go?
02:33Where does it all go?
02:34It goes every house in London.
02:35The magic poop fairy takes it away.
02:37Every house in London.
02:38Sometimes, if you're in a city, it's got huge tower blocks and everything.
02:41Everyone's got a toilet with a pipe with a poo coming down at the poo, poo, poo.
02:45Poo, poo.
02:46Into a big poo pipe.
02:47Out, out to the poo station, where it gets recycled and put straight into the river as it is.
02:55Honestly, just hang your bum over London Bridge and cut out the middleman.
03:00In Oxford...
03:09Oh, the heat today.
03:11Anton Dubeck.
03:13Mother of God.
03:15It's like over 30.
03:17Don't complain.
03:18I'm boiling.
03:19We're not allowed to complain.
03:21Do you like the heat?
03:22Friends Anton and Craig.
03:24I like the cold.
03:25Do you?
03:26I like the cold as well.
03:27I like the cold because I like the clothes.
03:30Yeah, the cold.
03:31I like, yeah, big woolly things and...
03:33I like the layering.
03:34Puffy, puffer jackets.
03:35Oh, I hate the puffer jacket.
03:36Do you?
03:37I like the layer.
03:38Yes, I like cashmere.
03:39Yeah.
03:40Of course you would.
03:41You're a cashmere.
03:42You're a cashmere queen.
03:43On Saturday night, more famous faces were trying to cross our favourite bridge on BBC One.
03:52I'm competitive if I think I can win something.
03:55The minute I get a sniff of winning it, I'm really competitive.
03:58Even if you're taking on your own children at home?
04:01No, because I don't care about that stuff.
04:03Oh, I do.
04:04Yeah, I don't.
04:05I do.
04:06There's nothing more satisfying than beating an 11-year-old at catchphrase.
04:10I know your general knowledge is good.
04:11My general knowledge is pretty good.
04:12It's nothing like your general knowledge.
04:13Well, only because I've been alive so much longer.
04:16Welcome to Celebrity Bridge of Life.
04:18His name's not a grandson.
04:20Oh, no.
04:21No, not Phil.
04:22Phil.
04:23No, his name's not Phil.
04:24Oh, I used to have a crush on him.
04:26Of course you did.
04:27He's still your type.
04:28He is.
04:29Shaved dead.
04:30Looks like he might mug you.
04:31Bridge.
04:32What are we looking for?
04:34Songs and their first words.
04:37Oh, come on.
04:38Oh, music.
04:39Music.
04:40Hayden, this is up your street.
04:41Come on, Hayden.
04:42I'm already quite stressed.
04:43First words of true.
04:45So.
04:46Fine.
04:47Very good.
04:48Gold.
04:49Thank.
04:50Thank.
04:51Yeah, thank you.
04:53Fine.
04:54Yeah, yeah, it is.
04:55Took a bit too long then.
04:56Yeah, yeah.
04:57No, it's hard to do, isn't it?
04:58It's not easy.
04:59Five minutes starts now.
05:03Okay.
05:04Space Oddity by David Bowie calling.
05:08Space Oddity.
05:09I don't know what Space Oddity is.
05:10Ground control.
05:11Ground control to Major Tom.
05:15Wonderwall by Oasis today.
05:18Today is gonna be the day that she's gonna throw it bad to you.
05:21That's the truth.
05:22So they're both right, are they?
05:23No.
05:24No.
05:25So, Wonderwall.
05:26Ground control to Major Tom.
05:27So, go Wonderwall.
05:28Mr. Brightside by The Killers.
05:30Coming.
05:31Coming out of my key.
05:32Yeah.
05:33Coming.
05:34Yeah.
05:35Oh, Mr. Brightside.
05:37I think you're making songs up.
05:40Okay.
05:41I've been in enough clubs at the end of the night to sing, coming out of my key.
05:45Yes, well done.
05:46Shotgun by George Ezra, Florida.
05:49Shotgun by George Ezra starts.
05:52Oh, I can't remember the first word.
05:55Shotgun.
05:59How does that begin?
06:02Gimme, gimme, gimme by Abba Half.
06:05I genuinely can't think of a worse topic for me to be involved in than this.
06:09I'm so glad you're here to help me.
06:10Half past ten.
06:11Gimme, gimme, gimme by Abba.
06:12Oh, my God, you're amazing at this.
06:14I know.
06:15Blue Monday by New Order, How.
06:18Dim, dim, dim, dim, dim, dim, dim, dim.
06:20Oh, what's the beginning of it?
06:21Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
06:25Oh, Ross, no.
06:26Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
06:32How does it feel?
06:34How?
06:35How does it feel?
06:36Okay, yeah.
06:37Yeah, how does it feel?
06:38That's correct.
06:39How does that one go?
06:40Don't ask me.
06:41I don't know.
06:42My generation by the who.
06:43People.
06:44People try to put us down.
06:45My generation.
06:46People try to put us down.
06:48So then it's people talking about my generation.
06:51Truth or lie?
06:53That is a truth.
06:54Yes.
06:55Are you, are you disagreeing?
06:56Do you actually know?
06:57Nah.
06:58Truth, that opens up down under by men at work travelling.
07:00Travelling in a flight or combat.
07:02That's definitely travelling.
07:04Okay.
07:05Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
07:10Erm.
07:11Travelling.
07:1230 seconds.
07:1330 seconds.
07:14Look.
07:15Ross is getting stern.
07:16Oh, he's getting, oh, I love it.
07:17Oh, my goodness.
07:18Okay.
07:19Truth or lie?
07:20It's getting tense.
07:21It's true.
07:22Come on, Natasha.
07:23Come on, baby.
07:24My way by Frank Sinatra and.
07:26And now the end is.
07:27Yeah.
07:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:29And now.
07:30Yes, it's end.
07:31And I did it.
07:32My way.
07:33Truth or lie?
07:34That is a truth.
07:35Right, now one more.
07:36Physical by Dua Lipa.
07:38Common.
07:39It's going to have to be physical.
07:40Yeah.
07:41Go, go.
07:42Go Dua Lipa.
07:43Go on, step on that, Bab.
07:44Rio by Duran Duran.
07:45Saley.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Ross, stop talking to her.
07:48Oh, my God, shut up.
07:49Let me entertain you by Robbie Williams' hell.
07:51You've got to step, babe.
07:52Come on.
07:53Dua Lipa.
07:54Dua Lipa.
07:55Go Dua Lipa.
07:56You've got a 50-50.
07:57Truth or lie.
07:58Oh.
08:00Oh, no.
08:03Oh, so you'd have got that.
08:05I would have got that.
08:06Step across.
08:07No.
08:09Oh.
08:10Natasha.
08:11Why would you do that?
08:12What's wrong she takes so long?
08:14What, all her money's gone?
08:15All her money's gone.
08:16She's too busy there, rabbiting on.
08:17Well, I don't know, Ross.
08:18I mean, people have just moved, man.
08:20You ran out of time.
08:21Look at his face.
08:22Oh, he looks gorgeous.
08:26Natasha.
08:27You ran out of time.
08:29Ross, it counts for nothing if the guys didn't press the panic button.
08:33Oh.
08:34She's blaming them.
08:35She's blaming them.
08:36Blaming them.
08:37I think it is a press the panic button.
08:38What the hell's the panic button?
08:39They can bank.
08:40They can basically bank the money.
08:41You didn't press it.
08:42You were utterly amazing and we have totally let you down.
08:46They didn't press the panic button.
08:48No, they've done it.
08:49They're lying.
08:50Did you or did you not press that panic button?
08:53Well, maybe.
08:54Possibly.
08:55Guys.
08:56Well, just tell us.
08:57This isn't the X factor.
08:58Come on, you massive cheese mongos.
09:00Did you press it?
09:01Did you or did you not press it?
09:02Did you press it?
09:03Of course they pressed it, Natasha.
09:05So, Natasha, please make your way to the vault.
09:08Oh, he's happy again now.
09:09Oh, he's happy now, isn't he, Ross?
09:11Right, Ross.
09:12God, he can turn on a sixpence, can't he?
09:14Any situation, if I had to call anyone at any point to help me in any scenario, Steve Backshall is the one.
09:21In any situation, you're going to call Steve Backshall?
09:23Yes.
09:24I don't have his number.
09:26But I feel like he could solve most problems.
09:33In Manchester...
09:34Do you know what?
09:35In all my time, I've never been on a parent's WhatsApp group.
09:39How good is that at school?
09:41That's terrible.
09:42Friends Mark and Kelly.
09:44Oh, they're funny, though.
09:45They're not.
09:46They are.
09:47I was class rep when you...
09:48Class rep when you...
09:52Class rep?
09:54Yeah.
09:55What did you have to do to be class rep?
09:56I don't know, but I put a lot of GIFs on my WhatsApps.
09:59You'd have hated me.
10:00You'd just put GIFs on your WhatsApps all the time.
10:02You'd have hated me.
10:04I would put little things out going, morning, everyone.
10:08Leave.
10:09Leave.
10:10Mark Chapman has left the group.
10:11It was events at sea that had us on the edge of our seats on Netflix.
10:17You'll never catch me on a cruise.
10:18I was about to say, have you ever been on a cruise?
10:20No, you haven't catch me ever.
10:21Seasick.
10:22Seasick, yeah.
10:23I do not agree with cruises.
10:25Why?
10:26Horrible experience.
10:27Trainwreck?
10:28Trainwreck?
10:29Poop cruise?
10:30Poop cruise?
10:31What the fuck is this?
10:32It probably wasn't how it was advertised initially, do you think?
10:33Darling, there's a poop cruise.
10:34Look, we must go.
10:35We must go on the poop cruise.
10:36We've done Mexico, we've done the Caribbean.
10:37Let's do poop.
10:38The itinerary was two days at sea, and then we were going to stop at Cozumel, Mexico.
10:45Nice.
10:46Up in on the, what's it, over to the Isle of Ar.
10:47That was bad enough.
10:48Then we were going to get back out to sea and have a nice day back to Galveston.
10:49It's going to be great.
10:50That's it.
10:51That's their trip.
10:52Okay.
10:53So it's only a little short cruise.
10:54Yeah.
10:55I think this was on the news.
10:56When was it?
10:57Quite a while ago.
10:58Did you cover it?
10:59I think I vaguely remember this story.
11:00I was getting married.
11:01It was my bachelorette party.
11:02That's quite a good way to have a bachelorette party.
11:03Yeah.
11:04A little hen do on a cruise.
11:05Yeah.
11:06I think so.
11:07We put our luggage down and we went straight up to the bar.
11:09Yeah, my girls.
11:10Quite a while ago. Did you cover it? I think I vaguely remember this story.
11:13I was getting married. It was my bachelorette party.
11:16That's quite a good way to have a bachelorette party. A little hen do on a cruise, I think so.
11:21We put our luggage down and we went straight up to the bar.
11:24Yeah, my girls, they like their drink.
11:26They're there for a good time. Yeah.
11:28We were supposed to go to some kind of safety briefing, but...
11:30That would be so wolves, wouldn't it? Sorry, safety what?
11:33I remember being like, we're not going to need this information.
11:36Like, what are the chances we need to remember a muster station, right?
11:38Oh, first mistake. Safety first, Babs.
11:42Yeah, you might, darling. I've heard of Titanic.
11:46We were in the sun all day. Oh, my God, look at that.
11:50Yeah, that's a bit of me that is proper party life.
11:52Is that you, Aidan? That's too crowded for me.
11:54Drinking cocktails was amazing. Was it?
11:58We're in the sun all day, drinking cocktails, eating bottomless food.
12:02Who's going to need a muster station?
12:07Something's happening.
12:08This looks, um... What's going on?
12:10Omnus. Here's the story.
12:11Here we go.
12:13Uh-oh.
12:16You don't want to hear that on a cruise, an emergency B.
12:19No, you don't want that, do you?
12:19That is Titanic all over. I don't want to hear that noise.
12:22It's not like an iceberg, is it?
12:23I don't think there's icebergs on the coast of Mexico.
12:27How do you know? You been?
12:29I'm like, oh, my God, this is it.
12:31This is the Titanic. We're going down.
12:33That would be me.
12:35I'd be so extra.
12:36Once we got up to the Lido deck,
12:39the first thing I remember seeing, it's like etched in my brain,
12:43is seeing the big red thin...
12:46there were flames just shooting out of it.
12:49What?
12:50Holy shit.
12:51Oh, my God, this shit is on fire.
12:54The captain came over and said,
12:56there's a fire in the engine room.
12:58Look at that.
12:58Jesus.
12:59Oh, that is scary.
13:00Oh, wow, that is scary.
13:02That would be terrifying.
13:03And then the lights go out.
13:07Oh.
13:07Oh, my goodness.
13:09You would really be panicking now.
13:11I'd be elbowing women and children out of the way
13:13to get to the lifeboat.
13:14And then somebody realised that the toilets weren't working.
13:19Oh, no.
13:20Ooh.
13:21Which is, with thousands of guests, a major issue.
13:26I don't know about you, but I'm clockwork in the morning.
13:28I'd be in trouble.
13:29They're going to have to hang their arses over the edge of the boat.
13:31Half-jokingly, I was like,
13:33well, we can do a number one in the shower.
13:36She wants to wean the shower?
13:38No, poo in the shower.
13:39No, she said number one.
13:40Oh, did she?
13:41Let's go with that.
13:45Pee in the shower.
13:46Yeah.
13:47I'm with you.
13:48Why?
13:49That's worse, surely?
13:51Well, it's got somewhere to go, I guess.
13:53And then for the number two...
13:56What do they do in the number twos?
13:59And if you do need to do a number two,
14:02what we're going to do is we're going to deliver some red bags
14:05to all of the bathrooms on board.
14:07And if you do need to do a number two,
14:10we ask that you please do it in the red bag.
14:12Oh, God.
14:13That is the right thing to do.
14:15And drop it off in the bins, in the corridors.
14:18No way.
14:19Poo in a bag?
14:20Yeah, there's a poo in a bag and then put it in the corridor.
14:22I mean, it's not like you poo 10 times a day.
14:25You've only got to do one or two a day.
14:28Am I wrong?
14:30Am I wrong?
14:31We were starting to smell urine.
14:33Yeah.
14:34Starting to smell the toilets.
14:35Oh, no.
14:40They weren't draining.
14:41They weren't draining?
14:43Oh, they're blocked off.
14:43They're backed off.
14:45Yes, the drains don't work.
14:47That was a Verve song.
14:48Yes.
14:49It was everywhere.
14:53Oh.
14:54Oh, no.
14:54Oh, that's just disgusting.
14:57Someone's had the rubber gloves out.
14:58Oh, no.
15:10Oh, not the shitty bags in the corridor.
15:13As soon as the ship starts pulling in, we see people are yelling.
15:17They have signs for us.
15:19Oh, that's nice.
15:21I guess someone did Instagram about it.
15:22They wrote this on the show.
15:24Yeah.
15:24And it was me, my soon-to-be father-in-law.
15:28We were, like, shaking hands and hugging and being, like,
15:31we totally made it through this together, didn't we?
15:34And we didn't have to use a red bag.
15:372013.
15:39I survived the poop cruise.
15:42If I was, like, the captain,
15:44I would have said all blokes piss over the edge.
15:48Mind you then saying that,
15:49if your balcony's above someone else and there's a wind.
15:51Yeah.
15:51Yeah, but a lot of people like to get up in the night
15:57and do a wee, don't they?
15:58We don't want to do that on the edge.
15:59Fucking hell.
16:00Imagine that happened to poor Jane MacDonald.
16:02She would have been lost at sea.
16:03I wonder if she was on that boat.
16:05Don't you fucking worm.
16:06Oh, yeah.
16:07She was hosting the Super Bowl.
16:09Yeah.
16:16In North London.
16:18How was your holiday, babe?
16:19You know what?
16:19It was really nice.
16:20Was it?
16:21Best friends Sarah and Claire.
16:24But I messed up my packing
16:25because when I was packing,
16:26I sort of sorted out my clothes a bit
16:28and I had one that was a charity shop pile
16:30and one that was a take-on-holiday pile
16:32and I accidentally took some of the charity stuff with me.
16:36So instead of my lovely, nice denim shorts,
16:39I took a denim skirt from when I was about 25.
16:42All the stuff that you can't get into.
16:44Yeah, that really doesn't fit.
16:46So that was me waddling round the buffet breakfast
16:48with a tiny denim skirt on.
16:50Let's do like a little belt.
16:52Yeah, basically.
16:52Nice.
16:53Apart from that, it was perfect.
16:54Lovely.
16:57In Essex.
16:58Let me tell you what I love doing.
17:00Mm-hm.
17:00Getting up and driving to your house at four in the morning
17:04to pick you up for our radio show.
17:06Best mates Jordan and Perry.
17:08Then I sit outside your house for, I don't know, 40 minutes
17:11ringing you, your girlfriend, your ring doorbell,
17:14just trying to get your attention.
17:15Getting no attention.
17:17Having to then drive and do the radio show
17:21completely on my own until you wake up
17:23after we've been live for an hour and a half
17:25and tell me, oh, sorry, I missed my alarm.
17:28You didn't just oversleep, you missed half your workday.
17:31Sorry.
17:31And then you come round here and finish the mango.
17:34I had two bits.
17:36Sorry.
17:38This week, Netflix thrilled us
17:40with the final instalment of the deadliest show on telly.
17:43I'm so excited for the squid game.
17:46I've been waiting.
17:47No, I've been waiting too long.
17:48I've never seen this.
17:49Oh, my goodness.
17:51What happens?
17:52They hunt squid?
17:53No.
17:54They eat squid?
18:00Because you could win a few squid?
18:01Is that what it is?
18:02Yeah, that's it, exactly.
18:03You win a lot of squid.
18:04You know what happened with the first series?
18:06Yeah.
18:06Mm-hmm.
18:06My daughter, who at the time was, like, 12.
18:09Yeah.
18:10We were sat down to discuss because she wanted to watch it.
18:13And we sat down and we were like, we really don't think it's suitable.
18:16We need to talk about whether you should watch it.
18:18It's very disturbing.
18:19And she was like, I'm on episode seven.
18:21And we were like, parenting fail, parenting fail, look away, look away.
18:26This is going to be interesting because player 222 had a baby in the last episode, so God knows what's going to happen here.
18:37This is the way they make their way up to the game hall.
18:44Can you get out if you suddenly don't like the game?
18:46No.
18:47Oh, you can't get out.
18:47Absolutely not.
18:48You know, you're completely trapped.
18:49Right.
18:52She's limping.
18:53She's limping.
18:54Oh, my gosh.
18:55She's limping.
18:59So he's four, five, six.
19:01He's like the main guy.
19:01He's probably the only one you can trust.
19:03Is he Goody?
19:03He's Goody.
19:04He's trying to dismantle the whole thing.
19:06Okay.
19:08I'll take the kid.
19:09Is she bringing the kid into the game?
19:11I guess she's got no choice.
19:16What's the game?
19:17What's the game going to be?
19:22Oh, God.
19:23Oh, no.
19:24The big, giant, doll thing.
19:27The game you'll be playing today is Dumbro.
19:30Oh, no way.
19:31Oh, it's skipping.
19:34So they're going to have to stand there while the dolls do that.
19:36Oh, skipping.
19:37Yeah.
19:41Oh, my God.
19:43Oh, that's a big swelling.
19:45Oh, 2-2-2 is not going to send a chance.
19:47She can't walk.
19:47Oh, you've got a bad leg.
19:51This is scary.
19:52Here we go.
19:53Swing that rope.
19:54It's quite a hard rope as well.
19:56Yes, it is.
20:00No.
20:00Oh, my word.
20:01Oh, fuck that.
20:05It's going so fast.
20:08I hate it.
20:09In order to continue, all players must make it across the bridge within the time limit.
20:13Okay, but that can't include the baby, dickhead.
20:15Any player who fails to do so in the allotted time will be eliminated.
20:19Oh, the baby's a player.
20:23How's she going to do that?
20:24She's got a bad ankle when she's holding a baby.
20:26There's no way.
20:27There's no way she can do it.
20:29Listen, we need someone to step up and go first.
20:32All right, you go.
20:33We all vote you.
20:35Will you bring her across with you when you go?
20:37Oh, I can't bear it.
20:41I'm going to cry.
20:42He's got to take the baby.
20:44She can't jump.
20:45She's not even going to save herself.
20:46No.
20:49And they've got to do it before the croc runs in.
20:51Otherwise, anyone who's not across gets killed.
20:53You could flick-flack across.
20:55You could flick-flack across.
20:57You've just got to time it right.
20:58You've got to time your flicks.
21:00And your flax.
21:00And your flax.
21:05Just do it.
21:06He's going to go.
21:06He's going to go.
21:07He's going to go.
21:07Go!
21:12Fucking hell.
21:13Oh, God, he's doing it.
21:17Yes, he's doing well.
21:21Why is he getting down like a little dog?
21:23Well, I don't think you're in any position to criticise his technique.
21:26Frankly.
21:27I'm not a fan of it, though.
21:28Well, he's doing fine so far.
21:32No, jump!
21:33Oh, no, he's going to get taken out.
21:34Look.
21:34He's just stopped.
21:37Ow!
21:38No, no!
21:41Oh!
21:44Oh, no!
21:46That's it.
21:47He's gone.
21:48OK, who's next?
21:52I'll come back for you once we're across.
21:54Shit, he's going to go next.
21:56Oh, he's going to come back for her?
21:57Oh, my goodness.
21:58Excuse me.
22:01OK, out of my way, you squares.
22:02Oh, he's going.
22:03He's going.
22:06What's he going to do with the baby?
22:08Yeah, he can't jump.
22:09Throw it up in the air and jump.
22:11Catch it.
22:11Oh, the poor baby.
22:22OK, stop crying, baby.
22:24That's not helping.
22:27Oh, my God!
22:29There's a hole in the middle.
22:30There's a gap!
22:30The gap is diabolical.
22:35Jump!
22:36Jump!
22:36Jump!
22:38Why are you getting so close to me?
22:39I'm nervous.
22:40Jump!
22:43Whoa!
22:44Yes!
22:44Four, five, six!
22:45Oh!
22:48Oh, he's over.
22:49Yay!
22:51Oh, my God.
22:52That's very tense.
22:53Yeah.
22:53Do you watch that for pleasure?
22:54Yeah, I watch that for pleasure, yeah.
22:56Wind down of an evening.
22:57Wind down of an evening.
22:58Watch the Squid Game.
23:07In North London.
23:09You all right, Dusty?
23:10Want a crisp?
23:11Stephen and his sister, Anita.
23:13High five.
23:17Yeah.
23:20Don't eat with your mouth open, though.
23:23I'm sad.
23:26High five.
23:28High five.
23:29Oh, is that what you're saying to me?
23:30I have a crescent.
23:30Oh, sorry.
23:32Yeah.
23:33Imagine if you had to perform every time he wants a crescent.
23:35Dusty does.
23:37On Friday, Gary Barlow was having another lovely time down under on ITV1.
23:43Hello.
23:44Hello.
23:44Rosé.
23:45Yes.
23:46Very summary of you.
23:47This is two of our favourite things.
23:49Gary Barlow.
23:49Australia and Gary Barlow.
23:50Mm-hmm.
23:51He sends me his wine.
23:52Does he?
23:53Well, he sends me his Gary Barlow wine.
23:58Hey, Ollie.
23:59He always sends me the wine.
24:01You can have that.
24:02Nice bottle.
24:03Nice bottle.
24:04Don't thank me.
24:04Thank the Barlow.
24:05Oh, thanks, Gary Barlow.
24:07I'm starting my Queensland adventure in Cooja Beach.
24:11I've been there.
24:13Me and Mum went there.
24:14Aw.
24:14Before you existed.
24:15Oh.
24:15As usual, I have a special guest with me.
24:18Oh.
24:19Who is it?
24:19Who's your guest, Gary?
24:20She's my daughter, Emily.
24:23Oh.
24:25His daughter's on the table.
24:26Hey, isn't that lovely?
24:28This trip is the perfect opportunity for some rare and precious time together.
24:33It's like bringing your daughter to work day.
24:36Did you like that?
24:37Yeah.
24:38And no one else to come between us, and I knew it was too good to be true.
24:42Oh, here we go.
24:43Oh, hang on.
24:44Hang on.
24:44Who's this?
24:45Because Emily doesn't want to go anywhere these days.
24:48Oh.
24:49Boyfriend?
24:50Well, I hope it's a boyfriend, because otherwise that's a bit friendly for a stranger.
24:53Without her boyfriend, Marshall.
24:55That's a big third wheel for Gary.
24:57Oh, Gary's a gooseberry.
24:59Marshall?
25:00Marshall.
25:00Interesting.
25:01Oh, so it's one of those.
25:02It's this situation.
25:03Does he approve?
25:05Oh, nice.
25:06In this prehistoric landscape, you can never be sure what weird and wonderful beings will emerge from the undergrowth.
25:13My son.
25:14Hey, Dad.
25:22Dad, you're beached.
25:24You're beached.
25:25What the hell?
25:26Is that a lilo?
25:27Are they about to do a slip and slide?
25:29A slip and slide with Gary Barlow.
25:31It's a thing you dreamt they're made of.
25:32Oh, that's cold.
25:34Follow me and try to go headfirst downstream.
25:36Oh, that looks fun.
25:37Crocodiles, though.
25:38Would you do that, Sue?
25:39No.
25:41No.
25:42Uh-oh.
25:43Come on, Dad.
25:43Oh, uh-oh.
25:44Whoa.
25:45It's not exactly Niagara Falls, Gary.
25:48Christ.
25:48You're crazy.
25:49You're crazy.
25:51Oh, man.
25:51We're in the rapids at centre-boughts where you always end up wedged under some random guy, some Geordie with loads of tattoos.
25:59Where you're up like that, sorry.
26:00Sorry about that.
26:01You all right?
26:01Sorry, we're just going down the rapids.
26:02We'll just go down it.
26:03We'll just come together for a while.
26:05Oh, I like your tattoo there.
26:06Was that your son?
26:07It's very nice.
26:09That was crazy.
26:11Can we do that again?
26:13Right, can we get to the wine?
26:14Where's the wine, Gary?
26:14Let's try some Chardonnay.
26:16I've got absolutely no idea where we're going next.
26:21OK.
26:22So what does today hold?
26:24What's that in his hand?
26:25Is he all right?
26:26What's happened to him?
26:27Has he got a walker?
26:28We're going on a train.
26:30We're not going on a train.
26:31He's doing what?
26:32He's going on a train.
26:33Oh!
26:34Not a train.
26:35Not a train.
26:36Whatever next.
26:36Is this another wind-up?
26:39We're going on a train through the rainforest.
26:41You're kidding me.
26:42Wait, what's he excited about?
26:43Gary loves trains.
26:44Oh, he's a proper train nerd.
26:46He's a train nerd.
26:47It's 130 years old.
26:49And it winds through 15 tunnels and 37 bridges.
26:53What?
26:55Yes!
26:56I love it.
26:57I'm so excited.
26:59Yes!
27:00Yes!
27:00How many tunnels?
27:02Let's not miss the train.
27:04Come on, the train.
27:05This way.
27:06This way.
27:06Look at him, he's running.
27:07No, no, he's not really excited.
27:08He can't wait.
27:09What's missing in his life that trains cause so much excitement?
27:12First-class rainforest travel.
27:15Good afternoon.
27:16Hello there.
27:18Here we go.
27:18Here we go.
27:19Here's the booze.
27:20Thank God for that.
27:21Cheers, everyone.
27:22Cheers.
27:23What an experience.
27:24Cheers.
27:25I don't know where to look.
27:26It's one of those, isn't it?
27:27Just look at Marshall.
27:29Just stare at Marshall.
27:30The whole journey.
27:32Just when you think this journey couldn't get any better.
27:34Go on.
27:35Oh.
27:35Out comes more Australian wine.
27:38Jesus, Gary.
27:39Oh, he's mixing his grapes.
27:40Oh, he'd have such a headache when he arrives.
27:42And some cheesy nibbly-wibblies.
27:44Do you like a cheesy nibbly-wibbly stick?
27:46I just don't want to think about Gary Barlow's nibbly-nibblies.
27:48You've both been very well-behaved.
27:51Oh, yes.
27:52So I've got little stickers.
27:53Oh, God.
27:54Well done, kids.
27:56Thanks, Dad.
27:56Well done.
27:57On to the next adventure.
27:58Let's do it.
27:59Not you, Marshall.
27:59Marshall, you're going to get back on that contrade.
28:04Go home.
28:05I might give you a sticker at the end of the school run tomorrow.
28:08Oh, love a sticker.
28:09Well done, Georgia.
28:10Don't get any crisis.
28:12I love that.
28:12We don't get thanked for anything, do we, babe?
28:14Nothing.
28:14I want a Gary Barlow sticker.
28:15In North London.
28:19Impressed by your lovely tattoo in honour of your mother.
28:21Are you still bitter?
28:22Well, where's mine?
28:23Where's Dad on your body?
28:24What's the...
28:24Why have you got that?
28:25No, seriously.
28:26Joking aside.
28:27Joking aside.
28:28When you had that done, did you not think,
28:30oh, I'd better balance this out?
28:31Honey and a dad, Jonathan.
28:33Or is it a kind of subtle dig?
28:36Or is it like, hello world?
28:38Or are you just being a cliché?
28:40Well, it's things like that.
28:42Why you haven't got the tattoo yet?
28:43Where is it?
28:44Where is it?
28:45It's coming.
28:45When you've earned yourself.
28:46It's like when an angel gets its wings.
28:47What do you mean when I've earned myself?
28:48What possibly more could I do for you in your life?
28:51When a father gets his tat.
28:52I don't know.
28:53What more could you do for me?
28:54That was a hypothetical.
28:55Well, I'm thinking when I figure it out, I'll let you know.
28:58On Friday night, Channel 4 was treasure hunting again.
29:02Millionaire hoarders.
29:03This is a bit of you.
29:04My people.
29:05Yeah.
29:06I love any hoarding show because it reminds me to get rid of stuff.
29:10Oh, I absolutely can't.
29:12I love getting rid of stuff.
29:13One of my favourite things is to go to the tip.
29:14I'm a bit of a hoarder.
29:19You are a bit of a hoarder.
29:20Yeah.
29:21There's stuff everywhere.
29:22I know.
29:22A collector knows everything they've got.
29:24They know where it all is and they look after it all.
29:26A hoarder is a person who just can't stop bringing stuff in and they put it in a room any which way and it doesn't matter.
29:31As you know, I spent an exhausting day at the weekend clearing up my collection of small Japanese tins.
29:38Curio's expert, Ed.
29:39He looks like an expert.
29:40You guys.
29:41Is on his way to meet a collector with a singular passion.
29:44Keys.
29:44Love it.
29:45Keys?
29:45Nice.
29:46I've got loads of keys.
29:47Oh, you think that's good?
29:48Yeah, they're beautiful objects though, aren't they?
29:51Right.
29:52Knightsbridge sales assistant Luigi keeps his collection under lock and key.
29:58And here we are.
30:00I don't have keys, do I?
30:02No.
30:02I won't have a matter of trust case.
30:04You don't trust me to have any keys in the house.
30:06No, you're not allowed keys.
30:07No.
30:08Last time I counted, there was over 600.
30:12I was going to say 600 isn't like a massive amount for a hoarder, is it?
30:16That's kind of entry level.
30:16That's because you're a hoarder.
30:18And I have spent well over £100,000 in buying them.
30:22On keys?
30:23No way.
30:24I want to be buried with my keys.
30:26Like this is really, I want to take them to my grave.
30:29Well, you're going to have to because nobody else will want them.
30:32There's, um, oh no.
30:34Are you going to start collecting keys?
30:36Mummy, no.
30:37So large is Luigi's key collection, he's finally decided to buy his first house.
30:43Oh, he hasn't even got a house.
30:45He spent it all on keys.
30:46And he's planning to create a dedicated key room.
30:49But he needs to find money from his collection to fund it.
30:52Sell that big one.
30:53Yeah, yeah.
30:54He might have to sell all the keys.
30:56Oh God.
30:56I love the way he's displayed his keys.
31:00So you've got magnets and they all stand, which is great.
31:03That's impressive.
31:05In what way?
31:06In that he's restored them.
31:08He's presented them.
31:09Would you go to the key museum?
31:10No, I wouldn't.
31:11If he put all those keys on display and you were in some, like, small town and they said,
31:16oh, we've got a key museum.
31:17You can come and see all these keys presented.
31:19This is the history of keys.
31:21Would you go and see it?
31:22No, I wouldn't.
31:23Right.
31:23Oh, these are superb.
31:25These are the ones I love.
31:27Wow.
31:27I get this, actually.
31:29I'm starting to get this.
31:30You're going to start collecting keys?
31:31No, but I mean, I'm getting why they're amazing.
31:33They're beautiful things.
31:35I shall be looking at keys.
31:36No, mummy.
31:37I shall be looking.
31:38No.
31:39With more interest at keys.
31:40It's the bagpipes all over again.
31:42OK.
31:43It's the paperweights.
31:44I like my paperweights.
31:45It's the little people.
31:46I like little people.
31:47I know.
31:48We've got too many things that you like already.
31:50Stop.
31:51OK.
31:52I mean, this key is huge.
31:54And, I mean, size does matter.
31:56Oh, size matters in keys.
31:58Whoa.
31:59What would that even open?
32:01Gary Barlow's son's bedroom.
32:03This one, I noticed this because you could see the royal stamp.
32:09There's a royal key there, Mark.
32:10Royal key.
32:11There you go.
32:11And Royal Highness to Princess Augusta.
32:13And Queen Victoria was actually a niece of Princess Augusta.
32:17That's nice.
32:19See, that is a key.
32:20I don't, I prefer that one to the big old German one.
32:23She lived at Claren's house.
32:24She would have then used this key to visit the gardens at St. James' Park.
32:29Oh, snap.
32:30Very cool.
32:30That's sick.
32:31Isn't it crazy?
32:32Back then, they never would have known.
32:34They would have ended up in Luigi's flat.
32:36Yeah.
32:37Back at the auction house, with Oliver impressed with the keys and keen to sell them,
32:42Ed needs to talk numbers.
32:44Come on, Ed.
32:44OK.
32:45We'll start with the German strong box.
32:47So, I would like 2,800.
32:502,800 for the big one?
32:51And then we've got the Princess Augusta one.
32:54That alone cost me 2,200 euros when I purchased it.
32:58He didn't hide his face well when he said, I spent 2,200 euros.
33:03He went, what?
33:05What, did you?
33:06You mad?
33:06The only person who's going to buy these is another version of him.
33:10So, for this big strong box key, what would you put as an estimate going into the auction?
33:16You'd probably put a low estimate on it, sort of £200 to £400.
33:20Huh?
33:21Oh.
33:22What?
33:23No.
33:24No.
33:25He's not going to do that.
33:26He's not going to do that.
33:27And I think this would probably make in the region of £700.
33:30Oh!
33:30Oh!
33:32No!
33:32Moving on to this Princess key, what would be a value for that, Oliver?
33:37Okay, we've still got the Princess key.
33:39Okay.
33:39I would say we're looking at £1,000 to £2,000 at auction.
33:42That's a bit better.
33:43Oh, maybe.
33:44Not terrible, then.
33:45I've got a bad feeling about this.
33:47I don't think Luigi's going to be paying for his key, really.
33:49But I would like to think it would really take off.
33:52But it's a risk.
33:53Luigi was done dirty there.
33:55Poor Luigi.
33:56He just wants his key money.
33:58I remember as a child being dragged around antique shops.
34:00Well, I remember being dragged around soft clay.
34:08Come on.
34:09Through the rollers, mummy.
34:11I love antique shopping.
34:13Yeah, but you don't just love antique shopping.
34:15You buy those creepy, like, Victorian pictures.
34:17You've got a couple of them.
34:18One of your eyes seems to follow you around the room.
34:20A couple?
34:21Yeah.
34:22Nothing wrong with, like, a little canvas of a Buddha head from HomeSense.
34:25That's what I go for.
34:27That's me.
34:27Paul, we'll stick one of them in the downstairs, Lou.
34:29It's heartier.
34:30It's got a bit more feeling.
34:32You know, it's been in, like, someone else's home.
34:34Yeah.
34:34It's the...
34:35It's called being haunted.
34:37No.
34:37I'm not getting my house haunted by your creepy ghost pictures.
34:40Okay.
34:40Well, that's why you have mirrored furniture.
34:42In Birmingham...
34:53Do you know what I've got?
34:56What?
34:56What have you got?
34:57It's been so hot recently.
34:59How's that?
34:59Um, I've got these at home that I use.
35:01What is that?
35:02They're fans, look.
35:03Alison, her son Aiden, and her sister Sandra.
35:06Oh, you put them around your neck?
35:08You put...
35:08You can put...
35:09But this one...
35:10That one's huge.
35:10Look at the size of it.
35:11Yeah, but look, it twists.
35:12It's really, really good.
35:14Look.
35:14You can have it anywhere.
35:15And at night, you know when you can't see?
35:17Yeah.
35:19Turn it on.
35:21Feel that.
35:22You can have one up there.
35:23And then...
35:24I need that.
35:26And then just...
35:26Where's the other one?
35:28Well, wherever you want it.
35:30It can be.
35:31On Friday night, Channel 4 turned up the heat
35:34with another toe-curling trip to the open house.
35:38What are we watching now?
35:39Sex.
35:40Come on.
35:41I'm so excited for this.
35:42Sexy time.
35:43Come on.
35:44It's basically loads of up-for-it people
35:46go to a house and bang.
35:50Nice house.
35:51It's a great house.
35:51If you're going to have sex in a house,
35:52go there.
35:53Do it in that one.
35:54How are you with sex?
35:55Well, I'm just...
35:56Do you like it?
35:57I think I'm rather splendid at it.
35:58In my own opinion.
36:00I mean, it's brief, but it's enjoyable.
36:01That's all you need.
36:02Heading to the retreat
36:03are married couple, hairdresser Tanya
36:06and window cleaner Ashley from Leeds.
36:09OK.
36:09All right.
36:10Classic.
36:11Window cleaner.
36:12What?
36:12Tanya brought up the idea of an open relationship
36:21and letting other women join us,
36:22which was a bit of a shock at first.
36:24I didn't know if it was like a trap.
36:25He goes like, shred carefully, boy.
36:30He's like, no.
36:30He's like, I would never do that.
36:33I couldn't.
36:36I mean, if it's going to make you happy...
36:38Tanya and Ashley have been having sex with other people for five years.
36:45Oh, wow.
36:46So, how do they get in?
36:47Have you got underwear that looks like that?
36:49Is that underwear?
36:50I think so.
36:51OK.
36:51I have a lot of ribbons.
36:52I could probably make that out of my art and crafts draw.
36:55So, we're coming in to venture off our own separate ways to have sex separately from each other.
37:00Oh, right.
37:02So, now, having done everything together, now it's doing it apart.
37:06It's so dangerous, this game, isn't it?
37:08I would be so nervous right now, would you?
37:10Yeah.
37:11So, obviously, there's always a worry about rejection, but I'm hoping that that doesn't actually happen.
37:15Oh, Tanya finds someone.
37:16She sort of goes off and I just sit in the room, clock watching, waiting for him to come back.
37:20It'll be pretty horrible.
37:22Oh, nice.
37:23He's struggling and I feel sorry for him already.
37:25I'm worried he's going to be sat there with a word search and a cup of cocoa while she's off having, you know...
37:32The time of her life.
37:34Yeah.
37:35How are you going?
37:37Have fun.
37:38See you soon.
37:38See you soon.
37:40God, are you going?
37:41Go on.
37:41Are you going?
37:42Go on.
37:42Off you go.
37:43Let mummy have some fun.
37:45This is going to work out quite badly, I think.
37:47Right.
37:47See you back here in half an hour.
37:49Yeah.
37:49Or not.
37:50Or not.
37:51How are you?
37:51I'm good.
37:52A bit nervous.
37:54I'm Olivia.
37:55It's lovely to meet you.
37:56Is Tanya like your comfort blanket?
37:58Yep.
37:58Yeah.
37:59It's not very sexy, though, is it?
38:01That, the nervousness thing.
38:02I mean, it's relatable and I'm definitely that person.
38:05But if you're looking to go upstairs to the West Wing and get banged, you're not going to be looking to him, are you?
38:10My husband, too.
38:11He's in there and I'm like, where is he?
38:13Oh, so her husband's in there and talking to his wife.
38:19Right.
38:19Is this you asking me back, is it?
38:21Potentially.
38:22Yeah.
38:22I'm interested.
38:23I'm definitely interested.
38:24Yeah, I'm definitely interested.
38:25You're not going to reject me.
38:25I'm not going to reject you, no.
38:27Because if you do, honestly, I'll hunt you down.
38:28No, no, no.
38:31Oh, look at him.
38:32Look, I want to go and give Ashley a hug.
38:34Now, that may be misinterpreted within that environment.
38:37In the context.
38:39See you soon.
38:40Oh, my God.
38:41Oh, my God.
38:42See you soon.
38:42Oh, God.
38:43Oh, listen.
38:44Each to their own.
38:45But he clearly ain't into this.
38:47No.
38:47She was out of there like a rat up a drain pipe.
38:50You all right?
38:51Yeah, I'm good.
38:51How are you?
38:52I'm good.
38:53It's got all really quiet.
38:54Oh, she's sweet.
38:55She's sweet.
38:56So, this is the bloke's wife.
38:57Oh, plot twist.
39:01Prosecco's nice.
39:01That was his chat.
39:03Prosecco's nice.
39:06Yeah, I wonder if you wanted to go spend a bit more time together.
39:11Yeah, I would like to get to know you more.
39:13Yeah, that would look good to her.
39:14Yeah?
39:14Yeah.
39:14Come on, Ash.
39:16Come on, Ash.
39:17Do the best.
39:17Take your my shoes off.
39:18Yeah, take your shoes off.
39:19Let's get comfortable.
39:21Mummy, there's cameras.
39:22Mummy, there's cameras everywhere.
39:24Are we going to...
39:24We're not.
39:25We're not.
39:25Are we...
39:26We're not.
39:27Are they going to...
39:28Do you want to have fun?
39:30We can go to the yurt, if the yurt's available.
39:32The yurt.
39:33Oh.
39:34What is a yurt?
39:35I think it's like a...
39:36I thought it's where you milked goats.
39:39Oh, it's nice.
39:40Oh, it's a nice yurt.
39:42It's a sort of glamping idea.
39:43You've got, like, Peter Stringer for his bedroom,
39:45or we've gone camping.
39:47Yeah.
39:47Don't say you've got eye fever or something.
39:51You are good?
39:52Yep.
39:53Oh, Ash.
39:54It's unbearable.
39:55I can't bear this.
39:59Meanwhile...
40:00Of course Gage has brought a blindfold with him, hasn't he?
40:03Absolutely.
40:03Absolutely.
40:04Oh, no, it's a bit near the mark now, isn't it?
40:25No!
40:26What?
40:28No!
40:29No!
40:30No!
40:32What?
40:37No! Whoa!
40:40She's twerking.
40:42Where's our guy?
40:44Come on, man.
40:46I swear, if we go back to this year and they're just eating
40:48pond beers and having a chat, I'm not going to be happy.
40:50It better be a mess in there.
40:52It better be. It better be.
40:54She can't be doing our guy like that, man.
40:56Do you have pineapple pizza?
40:58No, no pineapple pizza.
41:00Do you have pineapple on your pizza?
41:02Pineapple pizza?
41:06Oh, Ash.
41:08Shall we get this awkwardness out of the way?
41:10Because this is making me cringey.
41:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:14Oh, it's dripping off.
41:16Just take it off.
41:18Have it.
41:20Come on, Ash.
41:22Oh, we're not going to see some awkward sex now.
41:24Come on, stuff her crust.
41:28Oh, good luck to them both.
41:32It's a happy ending.
41:34Yeah, twice. In more ways than one.
41:36Very much so.
41:38Always great to watch with your sister.
41:40In South London.
41:42So this morning I played netball.
41:44Did you?
41:45Yeah.
41:46You slipped that one in in the morning?
41:47Yeah.
41:48Good friends Fern and Jarja.
41:50I like the idea of the bib.
41:52The bib's really great.
41:53Bring the bib back.
41:54Yeah.
41:55I love a netball bib.
41:56Yeah.
41:57I might come and play.
41:58I used to be...
41:59I would either do...
42:01I would either do goal attack.
42:03Sometimes I did centre when the really fast girl wasn't in.
42:05Oh, yeah.
42:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:07I liked centre.
42:08I mean, that is...
42:09That's a lot of running.
42:10It's a lot of running about.
42:11Can you shoot?
42:12A bit rusty.
42:13OK, cos goal attack, you do need still to shoot.
42:14A little bit rusty.
42:15You can be able to shoot, yeah.
42:16I just need to put a bit of time into practising that.
42:18Yeah.
42:19Yeah.
42:20Well, listen, you work on that.
42:21OK, sure.
42:22And when you've done that,
42:23then you can come and play a match with me.
42:24Yeah.
42:25We'll lose together.
42:26I'm just there for the bib.
42:27Yeah.
42:28Literally there for the bib.
42:29On Sunday night, we all gathered in a field to see a rock legend on BBC One.
42:34I'm really sad I didn't get tickets this year.
42:36Really?
42:37Yeah.
42:38Cos it's Glastonbury.
42:39I've got no idea why any sensible, right-thinking human being would want to inflict that on themselves.
42:47Wow, you're fun.
42:48You must be fun.
42:49I hate it.
42:50I'd love to go to Glastonbury.
42:55I'm going to do it one day.
42:56Did you enjoy my win at a Glastonbury party?
42:59Yeah, I really did.
43:00Much more than I would have done Glastonbury.
43:01I thought that.
43:02Yeah.
43:03Well, all right then.
43:04It is time for the iconic Glastonbury legend slot.
43:07Oh, my God.
43:08The legend slot.
43:09It's the legend.
43:10Is it an 80-year-old man?
43:12Who's the legend this year?
43:13It's the legend.
43:14It's Ross Stewart, isn't it?
43:16Oh.
43:20He is.
43:21He looks good, doesn't he?
43:22He's great.
43:23Isn't he like 80?
43:24Go on, Rod.
43:25Why are you standing up over there?
43:26Cos I'm listening to it.
43:27Can I fit it down?
43:28He does look like Nan, doesn't he?
43:29Yeah, yeah, he does a bit.
43:30Do you know what I love about a rock star of this era?
43:31Yeah, go on.
43:32Is that they've just stuck with the same haircut.
43:33Like, hats off.
43:34I can do it.
43:35I'm changing my hair cut every two minutes.
43:36These guys look like a rock star of this era.
43:37Yeah, go on.
43:38Do you know what I love about a rock star of this era?
43:39Yeah, go on.
43:40Is that they've just stuck with the same haircut.
43:41Like, hats off.
43:42I can do it.
43:43I'm changing my hair cut every two minutes.
43:44These guys committed.
43:45Is this Maggie Mae?
43:46Oh, hang on a second.
43:47What?
43:48Maggie Mae?
43:49Who's that?
43:50Oh, please don't make the crowd sing.
43:51That's what you know you've made it when you don't actually have to sing.
43:52Here we go.
43:53What are you doing?
43:54I'm playing for a rock star of this era.
43:55I'm playing for a rock star of this era.
43:56Yeah, go on.
43:57Is that they've just stuck with the same haircut.
43:58Like, hats off.
43:59I can do it.
44:00I'm changing my hair cut every two minutes.
44:01These guys committed.
44:02Is this Maggie Mae?
44:03Oh, hang on a second.
44:04What?
44:05Maggie Mae?
44:06Who's that?
44:07What are you doing?
44:08Maggie Mae?
44:09know you've made it when you don't actually have to sing here we go what are you doing
44:13where you going it's late september and i'm back at school now can you sit down i've never heard
44:20of it this song no what do you mean i've never heard it how have you avoided maggie may throughout
44:26the last 40 years i keep you amused but i feel i'm being used oh maggie i couldn't look fine
44:36i don't like the feel of you i can feel you thrusting behind me it's not nice i had sausage
44:42and mash with rod stewart yeah he loves sausages and mash did you know i didn't know that yeah he
44:48does he loves them how about that yeah you stole my soul but i love you anyway hey i could be there
44:56on someone's shoulders swaying play that would be nice could you have me on your shoulder zone no
45:06what's happened he's forgotten the words what what what what happened there he's forgotten the
45:14words no bro that's his age he's having a senior moment
45:23he's so hot and tired poor arm don't play him he's playing guitar him oh my god
45:30oh my god no don't you're embarrassing yourself now oh come on rod
45:42i've got my cocks on too
45:50never seen your face that's a lot of work no he's amazing he's amazing he's amazing
45:57also he looks great he looks better at 80 than i do at 64. yeah he did you just agree with me
46:09in that lovely old and young green everyone together well done rod
46:15well done rod i mean i have to say it's pretty impressive for
46:19he's 80 an 80 year old i just not sure it's necessary
46:28well it's definitely maybe the best day ever for oasis fans out there to mark the start of
46:34their reunion watch liam and nile recount their rise to household name in supersonic tomorrow night
46:39at 10. next tonight here on channel four little by little are friends helping all the lovers out
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