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00:00got any ice ice yeah do you want a drink or no no i've got the drink i just see that it's
00:05just sort of lukewarm okay this is great coming here incoming
00:22i'm so happy for you this is proper now this is art no oh he's taking his top off okay
00:29that's too much what this is what we've tuned in for crisp is a word i'd probably use this is good
00:35do you know what i love soup go on try that wacky wacky oh wow now you're talking we've all got an
00:45undercarriage grow up in the week donald trump dropped the f-bomb we enjoyed lots of great telly
00:54bridget jones was up to her old tricks again when you sit down there you get comfy and i'm
01:01gonna go down there and catch it okay can you climb a tree can i climb a tree
01:08can i climb a tree if i saw you climbing a tree i imagine it's like a sloth just no it's the opposite
01:16rarely used in both arms but just
01:22no way men getting their legs out was making headlines on the bbc in france a few years ago
01:28bus drivers who weren't allowed to wear shorts to work decided to put on skirts instead skirts were
01:34part of the company dress code i quite like the skirt vibe it's great david loves a kilt doesn't he oh my
01:40god he's never out of one never it was straight home change out of his clothes into his kilt into a
01:44kilt yeah and the tv legend hadn't changed a bit on itv1 i think there is a spiritual freedom here
01:52this is the crystal bed you know what i just had a brilliant idea let me let's have a go new
01:58ceiling yeah we're going to visit no do you know what i'm bang on for that me and you just turn up at
02:06noel's gas but you know what i think me and no will get on but i'd like to show no like no as much
02:14as you gotta not forget having fun in north london okay compare where's the time from you know honestly
02:28i've just come back from turkey in fact i'm the only person to come back from turkey with less
02:35her and me own teeth good mates paddy and vernon how'd you come back from turkey boulder
02:45and me teeth are like an off-white color everyone else not playing bang full head of herb white teeth
02:52me looking like never mind never mind on tuesday night pastry chef pros were up to their eyeballs
03:01in patisserie again on channel four prepared to be wowed have you never seen this no oh my god
03:06it's incredible i hope they do a scone blow you it's bigger than a scone babe i'm from a whole line
03:11of bakers really my great great grandfather invented the digestive biscuit
03:23if we go that far he's probably my granddad as well no he's not you said he's your great great
03:28granddad you know at some point in history we all aligned so my granddad also invented the digestive
03:32no he didn't he did bro i'm taking that like how do i know my great great granddad didn't invent the
03:37hot knob my grandfather did no bro you can't you your granddad can't invent everything he graded all
03:43he invented the biscuit no bro that's just rubbish not invented the biscuit oh no did your did your
03:47great grand great great granddad invent shortbread probably today's showpiece challenge is arguably
03:54the most creative we've ever featured on bake off the professionals oh my god that scares me this
04:00is no lockdown banana bread is it this is real serious stuff we want you to make a showpiece
04:05inspired by art this actually combines the two things we are worst at in life art and cooking
04:13your dessert must fit within the theme or style of your chosen artist or artistic movement what cake would
04:20you be then like if you if you're doing a cake based on an artist oh easy pollock he'd just be a
04:26mess or a salvador dali yeah exactly god what's that i think it's a mixer one art or artist have
04:37inspired your showpiece today salvador dali oh going to be creating an elephant and that's going to turn
04:42into a swan oh i bet the swan's neck is going to be its trunk oh i reckon it's going to go elephant is
04:47trunk swan head i'd probably do the uh floppy clock sorry i said clock um and would you like to
04:56chase my floppy clock aaron and reese's homage to salvador dali is a showpiece elephant reflecting as
05:03a swan you did call that wait is that what it is it's gonna be so delicate the wings that they're
05:07gonna break i guarantee the wings are gonna break a lot of chocolate uh toppling around you're juggling
05:13with your future parts in this competition we don't want that really we don't we don't want
05:17because you're speaking to me in french i'm still flying with it we'll take it yeah i'm going to put
05:21the ladies back on to the front do we stick together is that whole thing chocolate yeah this is proper
05:28now this is art that's amazing what are they doing sasika and ashik's 24 wild strawberry and vanilla
05:36namalaka desserts number what namalaka will be presented on a piet mondrian inspired showpiece oh
05:43wow this is a bit of me strawberry vanilla chocolate splash yeah simple gold butter spray simple beautiful
05:51surrounding and as of yet unnamed chocolate lady what about your girlfriend's name we are not
05:58to get that anymore whoops awkward that's all right is it yeah you've got two tattoos with a
06:06name on your throat that's not her name oh no never tattoo a partner's name oh didn't you have a letter
06:15that was yeah the first letter of your boyfriend's very big flower babe i'm just going to start building
06:21here we ain't got enough to do oh hello that's a suffer nightmare that take you back to that same
06:28boyfriend just hold that no no don't move that don't move that oh don't drop that oh yeah oh dear
06:38raw how's he got that wrong oh whack it on anyway mate it's what jackson pollock would have done
06:43oh no get a pritt stick get a pritt stick get something get some glue i'm surprised this is
06:54actually sane still shut up just stop speaking that's really the worst cuss ever isn't it just stop
07:00speaking chefs your time is up they've got it step away from your monstrosities
07:07oh no oh it's down i'll tell you what though i'll tell you what's a bit sus what the direction
07:20they're falling yeah someone behind that camera's going oh dear look at all that all that work that's
07:31gone into that man did he have to eat it off the floor then the one that's on the floor yeah we're in a
07:36three second rule in it or is it five i mean i've got a two minute rule three minutes i have to say
07:42it tastes better than it looks and i love that because this is very easy to eat got a great french
07:48accent honey well he's french in it yeah funny that he's from frowness you could say anything to me
07:58in french and i'm i've i'm literally i'm goo i'm goo i speak french do you yes could you
08:04be a kitty let's have not a palafon say no do you not know i speak from french you're so sexy thank you
08:12my clothes just nearly fell off in south london school fair was intense wasn't it it was really
08:19intense so hot yeah it was too hot and there were too many people and it was too long so long good
08:25friends fern and georgia my favorite bit was when one of your children won a prize at the tombola
08:34and came running over with a box of wine glasses because she knows you well i knew you'd like these
08:40she chose that over a toy she was so gleeful oh she's so right over a toy she could have had
08:46like a squishy or something and she chose six wine glasses i mean the judgment from all the other parents
08:55on friday night itv had tracked down someone we'd have forgotten about oh yes no let's
09:03oh my god i've literally had a countdown to this show what is it joe i've got through the rest of
09:10the year it's noel admins adventure program what's his name noel admins
09:19do they know who he is in new zealand is noel edmund yeah the name of santa in like sweden
09:27you think people in sweden calls father christmas noel edmunds
09:30i am healthy where is he turn it up turn it up turn it i don't want to miss anything i am happy
09:43i am i hope not naked he has opened in the shower do you know what thank you i am loving
09:53look at that bod how old is he wow i'm having challenging feelings look at that body you can't
10:04compete with concrete good lad he's a tank well he is a tank innit what's happened to no it is a good
10:10punch a hole in a safe i am what are you now did you say he's jesus oh
10:19oh i took a turn show us your crinkly bottom no i think i might have found
10:29my paradise oh still in the chopper seat loves a chopper somebody's got to look after him that's
10:36normal wife liz do you know she's called lucky liz because she gets to bed down with no 11 every night
10:43they've spent two years building a business right in the heart of the community welcome to the bugger
10:49in ah the bugger in how do you say that the bugger in the bugger in or the bugger in sounds like a bit
10:58of a pain in the backside this is the crystal bed oh i'm so up for this whatever that is i want it so
11:06yeah so me oh i can't be bothered with crystal bed bollocks twice a week noel can be found here on
11:13his crystal bed you look like little flying saucers don't you yeah yeah i don't have the time for a
11:18crystal bed i don't have time for actual bed just one part of a meticulously planned age-defying
11:25health and wellness routine i wish you had something comfy on jeans and a shirt yeah relaxation yeah
11:34relax no you're on the crystal bed people said well what's your secret and i said well i've been
11:40researching it for 76 years and what sorry he's 76 yeah he's 76 then look it does he no no you do look
11:5176 you old you do look 76. try and banter yourself go on can you just try and do it try and banter
11:56yourself go you know people think he's got big eyebrows i don't have a big guy and each crystal
12:04as you see is the colors of the chakras do you not do your husband's chakras no i do not thank you
12:11although it's coming up to our anniversary yeah maybe one just as a treat if i didn't shave i think
12:16i would look a bit like noel edmund you know what the hair is not dissimilar
12:22you just need a little bit of what she's 67 are you mad no you're not telling me she's 67.
12:31generally speaking when you round here see a clock at six minutes past eleven it's not broken
12:38that was the time on the 6th of october 2006 yeah when my earth angel arrived and introduced herself
12:49that is love what so he's he's put all the clocks at the same time the sustenance of her energy
12:56is my lifeblood i mean it really is beautiful beautiful i'm in love with him i'm actually in
13:05love with no evidence get in line because there are not just lucky you're being facetious i think
13:10that's the most romantic thing i've ever heard and you will never ever pull us apart because we are
13:16one it's quite threatening really can we hear liz's side to find that in your life is a gift
13:24and i believe it's a gift from the cosmos lovely stuff the cosmos saw you and thought
13:30everyone else in the whole world and what's going on do you know what i'm putting that makeup artist
13:35with noel edmund somebody's got to look after him my little bit of care in the community
13:42oh i love him saying she's my earth angel and she's saying someone's got to look after him
13:49care in the community what time's lunch i don't want those sprouts again ah that was cringe
14:00she got the ick i think liz is quite long-suffering i think liz is the same she deserves a medal
14:06that's the thing you know there are men like noel in the world quite a lot of them and it's the liz
14:12of this world that i think deserve to be celebrated
14:22in essex what have you got against my family it's been real real personal best mates jordan and perry
14:31it's an easy answer okay i just don't like them
14:34no real no real talk yeah how long have we known each other 20 years 20 years yeah
14:4515 of those years has been just us yeah okay so when someone steps into the picture yeah you're
14:52not gonna like it cool i've been with my wife 10 years yeah but the first five don't count
14:56do they it's like it's like a trial it's like a trial period my son's seven yeah but he don't
15:04count either you know i was here first don't step on my toes okay we'll let her know to back off of
15:12me please do on wednesday it was thinking caps at the ready on channel five oh i love a puzzle
15:19love a quiz love a game who's most competitive at me and you rush you are you're one of the secret
15:26competitive people you pretend you're not attractive in it hello i'm jeremy vine oh hello jeremy vine
15:32loves a flowery shirt really jeremy this is the show where two celebrity teams face a series of
15:38head-scratching puzzles you can play along at home too i will jeremy
15:42all right here we go patty you ready yeah celebrity puzzles i genuinely think every day
15:48that goes past i lose another brain like i'm getting thicker as i get older i am let's meet our two
15:52incredible team captains who've we got she's a human calculator but much more fun than that oh it's
15:58carol wait it's vordas the incredible carol vorderman carol in those leather trousers go on
16:06sweaty under studio lights or leather trousers yeah but who's team would you rather be on carol vorderman
16:12it's not even a second of all okay you're married but no not like that no but the speed at which you
16:17said that she's she was described as a human calculator you're going into a test of course
16:23i've got to say carol don't do that what i've just done was a test and you failed and your team captain
16:27carol is my fellow face for radio the wonderful melvin o'do melvin o'do and the boards melvin smiling
16:34like a cheshire cat yeah because he's with carol you know he loves carol our next round is inspired
16:39by the clashing worlds of puzzles and pop it's song cypher right song cypher dad you ready puzzles
16:45and pop you're gonna be crap at this yeah yeah so i'll give you an example in this case the clue is
16:51mark ronson what uh hang on a minute how the hell do we do this the letters are concealed by a code of
16:58symbols and i need the title of the song who's that mark ronson what mark ronson songs do i even
17:04know so well let's start from the beginning who's mark ronson have you got it i'm trying to sing it
17:09in my head it's obvious that the first letter of the top word and the second one of the same
17:13as is the two x's so those letters will be the same won't they uptown funk it's with bruno mars
17:19oh well done yes babe don't believe me just what that's it yeah yeah here we go first song cypher
17:29and the clue prince purple rain purple rain oh purple rain kiss you've got dubs cry you've got
17:37uh um melvin are you joking i can offer you a letter yes can we have a letter please they've asked
17:43for a clue so it's red two peas in it surely now surely now purple rain for god's sake purple rain purple
17:52rain let's have a look no see i don't think carol vorderman would know that you know what i mean
17:59you've got to be a music person for that you don't know the prince song purple rain oh time now for the
18:07final round which is of course memory bank memory bank come on focus up i'm going to show you 12
18:12numbers underneath those numbers are 12 words so simple try your best to memorize those words and
18:22their positions before they're covered up again by the numbers oh it's like the cards when you were
18:27little where you turn them off and you'd have to like pairs reveal the memory bank words yellow storm
18:37coriolanus coriolanus i'm going to remember the first two rows and you're going to remember the
18:41bottom two rows yellow storm coriolanus that's my password submarine road stone all right you got that
18:53yeah there's the yellow storm coriolanus in the phrase richard of york gave battle in vain
18:59what does the word york represent richard of york coriolanus carol one yellow correct well
19:10yellow you missed the question because you were memorizing the words it's not the point
19:15a u-boat is what kind of military transport submarine submarine six carol six submarine
19:24correct flippin l carol no way who played the role of hermione granger in the harry potter films
19:30uh eight one no five five five five five it means eleven yes correct and watson is the one below uh
19:38seven eleven four carol
19:40carol 11 4. emma watson correct yes
19:51how are you getting on dad
19:54uh yeah all right which 1968 animated film features the music of the beatles yellow submarine six
20:02one six one one and and two no one and six carol
20:08uh uh one six yellow submarine wow carol's walked that i um i didn't think it was possible to fancy
20:20or more no jesus carol's good isn't she serious look at her what hrt is she on we need some of that
20:29how many she's got double patched carol's double patched
20:38in west london i met the most fantastic woman the other day who was a hundred years old she can
20:45touch her toes with her nose she drinks no come on i swear to god and i don't even know how you do that
20:52claire and her wife alice she was absolutely terrific and she tried to help me with my posture
20:59did she told me to yeah she said lift your breastbone so i sort of did that and said no not your chin
21:04your breastbone and so i lifted my breastbone and my posture improved yes did you walk around
21:11like this i did and then she said look at my breastbone sticking out but then she said to me
21:16makes tits look bigger too i swear she said that to me she's 100. on thursday night olivia atwood
21:24opened up the world of cosmetic treatments on itv2 would you get a bum lift
21:29yeah no i sort of doubt it i'm very very wary about doing anything in the way of that wasn't a
21:38real question would you get a bum lift well you know some people might think i need one
21:44i'm olivia atwood oh my god oh what was that oh that's a boob it's a boob and i'm no stranger to
21:55a tweakment or two i'm out i'm out i'm out i'm out i'm just growing my hair over my face to just hide
22:02not tweet yeah to just hide my face i'll be like cousin it eventually i have to just grow my fringe to
22:07here so i'm back to discover the real price we're willing to pay i feel like a new person for
22:13perfection that's nice well done oh i feel feel a bit queasy honestly i can't watch like the surgery
22:23and stuff like that no turns my tommy it's fascinating though i'm meeting a lady called amanda and she's
22:28traveled all the way from swansea and you might recognize her yes yes of traitors from the first
22:35ever series of the traitors yes i knew i knew her she got away with murder she was a traitor for
22:40ages was she yeah but she's so nice everyone couldn't believe oh good for her how are you feeling
22:45excited i'm nervous you know i'm gonna have a new face and neck by this evening by this evening they're
22:51doing the day but she looks great i don't know why she wouldn't change anything why now why not you
22:56know in a year panto season is uh nearly among us so so you're gonna star in a panto i'm gonna star in a
23:03panto new neck for panto season as they say she's at a facelift oh no she hasn't oh yes she has i feel
23:11like if she was finding it difficult or painful or something i think i would find it really hard
23:16she's not doing the surgery is she i would be nervous if that was the case so right now i'm just going to
23:22numb the little entrance point over here are we gonna watch this are we gonna watch them do it no we're not
23:28amanda has opted for a local anaesthetic she's doing that on a local anaesthetic yeah lovely
23:33what a nutter so we're going to start right now okay you won't feel a thing oh here we go it's
23:39literally face off she's gonna be away it's face off where the skin on our face and necks tend to age
23:45at the same rate having both parts lifted oh for god's sake oh god i can't look will avoid a visible
23:52contrast ha come on no pain no gain i'm gonna be brave i'm gonna stay with you amanda i'm gonna be
24:01your road dog on this amanda you doing okay well do you know something nice about she's talking she's
24:08talking no she's not oh my god and it's talking it's talking like an android so have you lifted the neck
24:15muscle and the face muscle now yes yeah together so this is whoa look at this look at this i can't
24:21look at this i can't i saw a jawbone i saw a jawbone i'm so i'm so upset you can already see you have a
24:32very nice jawline over here it's actually quite good yeah he's lifting it right oh i'm now what's
24:41he called again how does it feel amanda feels fine thanks all i have to do now is remove all the excess
24:50skin that's over here what are they going to do with her ear what do you mean what they're going to do
24:54with her ear is in the way now they're going to have to take her ear they can't move her ear your ear is
24:58pretty much fixed in place i don't think so i think they've got to get rid of her ear even if you
25:02can move it don't move her ear let's see the new face the new neck
25:16i might get that guy's number because that is phenomenal i don't think we're meant to say we
25:20should be we're tempted but you know it's quite good wasn't it it did look quite good quite good
25:26if i had work done i wouldn't look as much like you maybe i should get work done that means if you
25:30get work done i have to get work done so we still look alike in brighton i've caught a fly once what do
25:44you mean caught it in my hand did you let it live no don't know my own strength friends roisin and joe i was
25:51in marty's the other day now there was a bright green um insect in the fridge and i had to get it
25:59out of the fridge and put it out on the grass outside and i just leave my shop in there why did
26:03you have to because it was it was on its back and it was struggling yeah but it's in marks it's got
26:09absolutely nothing to do with you this week ewan mcgregor was on another bike ride with his mate i love
26:17this i've seen every single one of them oh yeah i like shows where it feels like i'm on holiday but
26:21i haven't left the house i quite like that so good yeah you know when everyone used to say ewan mcgregor
26:27the second he had kids he decided to do a travelogue with his best mate
26:37you're riding a motorbike around wherever you're going beautiful places and you're obi-wan kenobi living
26:43a dream hello in the episode ewan and charlie found themselves in a remote part of estonia
26:51this is the island of kinu where just a few hundred people live oh that looks heaven
26:56kinu never heard of it have you heard that not we're going to meet two of them maria and ignar
27:01who are going to show us around and have kindly agreed to put us up for the night oh that's nice of
27:06them nice of them can i tell you what is my worst nightmare come on staying in someone's house i don't
27:11know oh my god me too hello inga how are you nice to meet you oh hello maria you're just in your
27:17garden you're wearing traditional dress and all be one can all be rocks up i know yeah front garden
27:22imagine that what's the history with this island all we know is that there's like a community of
27:27women who live here hey go on lass it's a little feminist island i'm quite into this headscarf look
27:33really like the look me too yeah the culture and the like the songs and the traditions are usually held
27:38by women and the men just stay on the background so what do the blokes do i'd happily live on that
27:44island stress-free i'll be in the pub then girls let me know if you need anything oh i made also
27:51scottish eggs wait does she mean scotch eggs i love a scotch egg she's on a scotch egg human's eyes
27:56have lit up yeah oh scotch eggs scotch eggs but inside there is a seagull egg seagull
28:03you know what we just actually air thanks are you hungry i'm not have you ever had a seagull egg
28:11no but i wouldn't mind when i mean eggs is eggs isn't it really that's what they say yeah yeah look
28:16look that's a nice scotch egg that's pretty good it looks okay that to me looks great i would take
28:22that down easy peasy a little bit of salad cream on that let's go yeah did you put garlic in there
28:27nittleson yeah this is oh oh oh oh no he doesn't like it he's panicked sour cream with also a bit
28:35garlic a bit of garlic i like he hates it he's not having that is it that's not that's not a
28:42mmm this is it so how does it taste now if anyone's going to tell the truth it's you and he's got to do
28:49yeah yeah yeah yeah he just said yeah yeah i mean you know what that means yeah well yeah
29:00there's no don't know it's just fucking hanging it's a bit fishy i think it's got a fishy taste to
29:04it fishy eggs with the real do wasn't they what's all they eat because i covered it with smoked seal
29:10meat outside smoked seal meat just in the can like that do you see picture it seal outside it's in
29:16all looking i'll love his little dewy eyes looking at you and you wallop you've got him in a scotch egg
29:24you have a very lovely daughter still all women so far she's been very nice to us very friendly
29:30oh that's your husband oh hello oh i beg your pardon look at this guy
29:36crikey i think the men can go back to whatever they were doing before thanks very much nice to meet
29:42you hey how are you nice to meet you nice to meet you nice to meet you pleasure what a country hello
29:47this is normal hello this is normal hello this is normal sorry to bother you if you were doing your
29:53business yeah sorry what were you doing what i don't understand why is he in his pants what are they
29:58implying the business was that you were doing this is no explanation with that they're just like yeah
30:02it's fine he's walking around in speedos this way of life really only exists on this little island
30:07yes is she wearing a star wars t-shirt oh please tell me she is that's genius and you're just sat
30:12next to ewan mcgregor amazing yeah hello good evening here we go here we go oh local music i love that
30:23always good yeah he's got his speedos off and he's put on a pedal pusher and got out his accordion
30:32that's it that's it oh you're doing well there you're you are there that's sure
30:43has ewan got a guitar oh he's one of those people that gets a guitar out oh that's my
30:48ick he loves a little singer does he oh he loves it in fact i guarantee you i bet now he's gonna he's
30:54gonna play something for them watch yeah told you told you does it every time
31:06if we do a road trip can it not be like that can it be like quite nice hotels like super fancy
31:12cuisine and no guitars no instrument instrument absolutely none at all yeah yeah fine what would
31:18you sing if you if we go if we go deeply dip about the way you walk contact sport let the neighbors talk
31:30enough london i thought what we could do is draw each other without looking it's a game without
31:36looking yeah so you can't look at your paper you just look at me you're right ready go
31:42steven and his sister anita interesting you're so tempted to look at the paper i know okay i'm done
32:02it looks just thank you that looks just like me look at that the teeth honestly have i really got that
32:10many teeth i like the way your nose is up here but your nostrils are down here
32:15on friday the lunchtime news put summer fashion under the spotlight on the bbc
32:21you are annihilating that sandwich my friend the news is it weird to eat popcorn at lunch no no i feel
32:30like popcorn's had a bit of a resurgence good afternoon and welcome to the bbc news at one do you
32:35what i love soup i love a soup super watching the news so you'll so at this point in the day when
32:41the lunchtime news comes on you're chowing down on some soup yeah i'm i'm having some soup maybe some
32:45clam chowder next to the question that could be dividing your office today when the weather heats up
32:51is it acceptable to get your knees out and wear shorts to the office absolutely of course it is
32:57yeah of course we need air too you know i'm not offended by a knee it's not the victorian times
33:03as long as i don't get the feet out for some jobs like being a postman it seems almost obligatory to
33:09wear shorts you wouldn't want the guy conducting your funeral to be in shorts if you were getting
33:13heart surgery and the guy was in shorts would you wear them to it when you had an office job in the
33:17old days um yeah but i've got something about me what in a kind of like he's got something about
33:24he's not going to be here long but here's a question should men be allowed to wear shorts
33:30in the office mark who i work with once he puts his shorts on for the summer
33:35that's it that's my friend sam at work don't go back i'm not so bothered about kind of the moral
33:41issue here what looks good yeah okay and what we're not okay with is shorts and a smart shoe
33:48all the combination of shorts trainers and a shirt and tie knees like these and there are quite a lot
33:53of them around in this weather jesus christ that's a bull shot uh this is what i'm talking about that
34:00is not okay okay well there needs to be subset you can't go in with a shirt and a tie like that so you
34:07look like you've been caught having an affair and you've had to jump out a window back in 1989 the
34:11bbc's rob curling was asking the same question different times back then when it still haven't
34:16solved it have we wrong wear some trousers you can of course buy smart shorts as part of a suit
34:23as our game reporter discovered no still a bit of a twit but you don't look like one
34:28yeah quite like the look not no there's far too much air going up there there's too much
34:36there's too much air going up there your shorts are tailored and they're pressed they're clean
34:42they're sharp i can't really focus on what he's saying because of the quiff i know who piped that
34:47bit of hair on his head yeah he's like an eclair in a polo shirt isn't he that he god feel and they
34:56work with a corporate outfit then absolutely i will say i think the summer is the cruelest season
35:04for the gentleman and i didn't realize it was a big deal but now it's all i can think about same
35:07yeah i won't sleep tonight knowing about all i'm thinking about people's knees i don't want to know
35:12someone my account i'm sitting there with hot legs making decisions no sweaty because your undercarriage
35:18will get less that's it more undercarriage is never a phrase to be used which can't try and
35:23it's trying we've all got an undercarriage grow up
35:36in london how was the um grandmother duties this weekend went very well yeah yeah they were so sweet
35:43jennifer and her daughter beaty we were out to buy some ice which of course we had to walk miles down
35:49the edgeway road eventually went to a lovely lebanese supermarket and um the guy gave mabel a lollipop
35:58as we were leaving he said here this is for you and she went
36:03thank you like this and then we're walking down the street and another guy was sitting outside his
36:08shop and he went hello she went hello she skipped down the street went this is the best day of my life
36:16this week our favorite diary writer was back for more i've seen all the bridget jones films apart
36:25from this one well do you know what i've seen um none of them is this the latest one yes see
36:30i didn't think i was into rom-coms until i watched bridget jones and then that yeah
36:36oh here's the diary i'll actually still analog she's not upgraded to an ipad or anything
36:45i know when to go out i went to stay in she's back renee she's back great i'm in i'm in come on
36:52do you know what i mean i like uh british i like uh benny's l1 here we go yeah did she do
37:04titanic as well no no we're in titanic that was her that was the other one
37:09i try that's how i wake up every morning
37:20oh scratch scratch oh i forgot my makeup on and my bra
37:29posh that's what i thought london was like before i moved here
37:32so i wonder what's happened then well was she pregnant no she was she was still with mr darcy
37:40wasn't she oh was she life has its white notes
37:46there he is oh
37:50and life has its black notes
37:55oh it's black no black notes what does that mean are they divorced you look very beautiful tonight mrs
38:02darcy oh oh what not looking so bad yourself mr darcy oh cute she's been in love with them
38:14through every single film i feel like i've jumped in at a bad point exactly hold my hand i'm not
38:19holding your hand just for two seconds just for this part
38:21i've got goosebumps just squeeze if you need me
38:33bridget very black notes jolly good oh what he's in her imagination oh it's gone done me is he dead
38:43it's a weepy it's a weepy it's the first couple of minutes mark darcy my husband father to billy and
38:51maple died oh oh no mr darcy wasn't in the news i love her so i love her do you know she lives
39:02near me and i see her out and about and i'm always too nervous to say hi oh my gosh you need to see
39:06she's like the loveliest person ever i think i would like to be her friend yeah i think we'd get
39:10on she could just sit right here oh my god i could then be the real life bridget jones
39:14mommy mabel stuck up the tree oh your kids do annoying things like that yeah no it's it's all
39:20right i can't get down easily i'm here uh she's got two kids and they're both currently up a tree
39:29so it's going fine and she's single she's a single mom they're up a tree it's all okay yeah there's a
39:33policeman oh oh here we go wow we've got what's his chops from the white lotus is here
39:42don't go away no seriously don't go away hang on going who do you think's fit are him or me right
39:50i'm not answering that question him what you think he
39:54what about if i go checking that he's better looking than this guy yeah really oh god that's
40:02not bad next foot that's it darling and i've got you okay mom okay so not only is he a hottie
40:09he's great with kids great with kids he's saving the kids there we go okay oh amazing look at that
40:20the way he's just cradled her down what a hero kids meet your new dad okay oh what does that say
40:30tragic widow seeking sexual awakening they copied your bumble account i know what i'm doing after this
40:37i'm off to climb a tree in richmond park having it off in the park rockstar and bridget met up for a
40:43day and things escalated pretty quickly oh my god oh my god ah it's weird when you watch sort of
40:54these sort of scenes with someone thoughts
41:02oh he's taking his top off okay all right oh what actually no hang on a minute i know those
41:07slippers i know this bar you were white losers weren't you boy a bit later bridget was at a fancy
41:13birthday party bingo carruthers oh please don't come over please don't oh my oh that's gonna be the
41:25worst introduction i've ever seen is binko colorblind there she is this is me so i told cosme i'd take you
41:34out for a spin oh god no that is literally how i'd approach bridget joe no you wouldn't i would
41:41beep beep when you approached petra you wouldn't have been you would have been out like shy and
41:46bumbling i was on rollerblades for a start oh the house in the water
41:55oh no no oh he's gonna dive in save the dog dude save the dog and i know it's stupid to be mad about
42:12a boy oh that's good it's good it's good stuff
42:20he saved the little puppy
42:25nah peter i'd let him wear me like a hat i've had a dream like that before i'm the dog
42:34enough london did you get out in the garden and do a bit of sunbathing yeah i've got a teen in the
42:39garden that's just finished her exams and isn't she getting a job supposed to be looking for a job
42:44she's just spent the week sunbathing with a frappe best friends sarah and claire she's basically us
42:51isn't yeah that's exactly what we were doing at that age like no i think she's of the opinion that you
42:56know when she decides and chooses where she's going to work they'll be very honored to have her
43:01so she's deciding kind of admire that attitude though she knows her self-worth babe on sunday
43:08pop music's finest were belting out some bangers on itv you're in my seat dude why are you sat in my
43:16seat because i wanted to be the big man i think this is one for the teenagers are we not the target
43:22audience for this is that what we're saying i think we are not not capitals summertime ball right
43:34you know what i hope this gets me in the mood for a bit of glass stole this well it should do
43:42will smith and dj jazzy jeff sorry will smith and dj jazzy are we in 1993 oh we know will smith
43:49really i think he's on a bit of a comeback well a bit of redemption after the old oscar slap but don
43:54quarters on that these kids know who he is are they like who is this guy no who is he no they
44:02definitely i mean they might have seen him on a sort of tick tock oh yeah we're getting jiggy with it
44:11we're getting sugar this is a tune
44:19where the ladies at we still saying that where the what at where the ladies are all right okay
44:25they're right in front of you mate
44:26let's go let's go dance go i know you know i go psycho with my new joint it just can't sit gotta get
44:39jiggy with it is he thinking if i had slapped that bloke i wouldn't have to do this
44:42you've been in the middle of a club with a rubber duck always yeah it's the best place for a rubber duck
45:12now please uh dj play another i worry about that i worry about reaching out and then someone just
45:17doesn't let go of your hand and then they take it then you're doing the whole performance just
45:20holding on to some kid's hand i'm gonna incorporate this little dance move next time i go to ibiza yeah
45:31i mean i've never been to ibiza but i imagine when i do that is all i'm gonna be doing yeah
45:34i used to do this mate you do that you do that one two three get on it
45:50what about that can't do that though can you son
45:53hold me on yeah lovely stuff at the end of the day like it was a dude he'd done some he's not only
46:05an actor and the fucking singer and the songwriter and you know he's mega but the thing is you've got
46:11to be careful when you're getting old because you just turn into a twat
46:16looking to do what no england side has ever done and retain their title full coverage of the uefa
46:27under 21's final live here on channel four tomorrow from half seven however if you're looking to love
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