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  • 5/29/2025

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00:00The End
00:30Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:31Du, du, du, du, du...
00:35Du, du, du, du, du...
00:46Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:52Mr. Annemnon Muslims, I've been pucking in there, choppers.
00:58They chop us. I'll be kicking you up the Khyber
01:09Come on, what's going on here? What's all this about? They're having a religious discussion
01:16Yeah, I will not have this sort of behavior in the classroom
01:19He's saying rudy things about Allah and you are saying you know that means about my case
01:24Yes, well in future kind of keep the differences to yourselves. Now shake hands. Oh no, I'm not shaking hands with an infidel
01:32But he's the one who started it any I'm only giving him titty for daddy
01:38Tit for tat yes, please
01:42I don't care who started it shake hands
01:46Okay, Ranjit I cannot shake the hand for a barbarian
01:50Well, either you shake hands or go home. It's entirely up to you
02:00And pay attention everybody please pay attention
02:04Bocsánat
02:12Ah, attention here we are
02:14Vigyázálas
02:15Nagyon szívesen
02:19No, Zoltán it's not that sort of attention it means to attend to listen
02:23Bocsánat
02:26Hey, he knows big very good. No, I would like you all to help Zoltán to grasp a few rudiments of the English language
02:34Excuse please. Yes, Ingrid
02:36What is rudiment?
02:38Can anybody tell Ingrid what I mean by teaching Zoltán some rudiments of English?
02:44Sure, you want us to tell him a few naughty jokes
02:48No, Giovanni, just English conversation
02:52We will learn him to speak English as good as what we do
02:57Well, on second thoughts, perhaps it's not such a good idea after all
02:59Right, come on. Let's get cracking questions and answers tonight
03:03Come on, remember you're here to learn not enjoy yourselves
03:07Juan
03:07Si, senor
03:08What is a colloquialism?
03:10It's a long word
03:14Yes, but what does it mean?
03:15Ah, it means
03:18I don't know what it means
03:21It's another word for slang
03:22Por favor
03:24Slang
03:24Ah, like a broken arm
03:27Broken arm?
03:27Si, when you break your arm you put it in a slang
03:32That's a sling
03:34Ah, it's all right
03:36Colloquialism is a term applied to words used in everyday English that are not literary
03:41Understand?
03:42No
03:44Well, I suggest you study chapter nine vocabulary
03:47It's all right
03:49Tarot
03:50Asshole
03:53Rephrase the following sentence
03:54The lawn needs cutting badly
03:57The lawn needs cutting badly
04:02Asshole
04:07Anna
04:09What is the future of the verb I sleep?
04:12I wake
04:17No, Anna, the future of the verb I sleep is I am going to sleep
04:21Yeah, and after I sleep I wake
04:26Giovanni
04:26Si
04:27Give me a sentence using the word deliver
04:32That's easy
04:34Too much vino is so no good for deliver
04:37Are you serious?
04:44Sure, I read it in the newspaper
04:47Yeah, well, I suggest you study the chapter on spelling
04:50Okey-cokey
04:51Magnus
04:53Decline the verb to write
04:55I write
04:57I write
04:58I write
04:58He write
04:59Wrong
05:00Okay
05:01I write
05:03He wrong
05:04I write
05:07I write
05:08He writes
05:09She writes
05:10Concentrate on your verbs
05:13Okey
05:14Ali
05:15Yes, please
05:16Spell chemist
05:18Oh blimey
05:19K
05:21E
05:22N
05:23Chemist does not begin with a K
05:26It sounds like it begins with K
05:29CH
05:30But that is making it chemist
05:34No, the CH is pronounced
05:36K
05:37Ah, now I am understanding
05:39CH is
05:40K
05:41Yes
05:42Oh blimey
05:43Then last night I am eating a sandwich
05:46with keys and cuttenee
05:52It's not a hard and fast rule, Ali
05:54You should study the chapter on consonants
05:56Jolly good
05:57Ranjit
06:00Give me another word for obnoxious
06:03Swedish
06:05Rude being
06:06And then truth telling
06:11I'm Ranjit
06:13If something that is black is blackish
06:16What is something that is red?
06:17A book
06:21Reddish
06:22A thousand apologies
06:24But you are right
06:25They are red
06:26What are?
06:27Radishes
06:28And I like them very much
06:30It's radishes
06:32Another thousand apologies
06:35Shoo Lee
06:36What is a green belt?
06:38What you wear with your green dress
06:42A green belt
06:43A green belt
06:45It's an area of land on which you're not allowed to build
06:51Jamila
06:52What is the past tense of I ride?
06:56Excuse Master G
06:58I know here question
06:59What is the past tense of I ride?
07:02I ride?
07:03I like better when I know here question
07:07Come along to miller I ride
07:10I ride it
07:12Road
07:12Ah I ride it on road
07:15The past tense of I ride
07:16The past tense of I ride is I rode
07:20Ingrid
07:21Ingrid
07:22What is the meaning of the word illiterate?
07:25Someone who's knowing a language not
07:28At last
07:29At last
07:29Someone has answered a question correctly
07:32Well done Ingrid
07:33The question was easy
07:35It is yours
07:36Voss
07:36Listen how she speaks the English
07:38All backwards to front
07:40Yes
07:40No it won't do girls
07:42Come on
07:42Ingrid deserves to be complimented
07:44She's the only one to answer a question correctly
07:47Hey
07:48You not asked
07:49Shorten
07:50Anything yet
07:52Well I hardly think you'll understand the question
07:54Then I'll only be able to give an answer
07:55Please
07:57What is this?
07:58It's a curve
07:59Book
08:00Ah book
08:01Good
08:03What is that?
08:04Window
08:04Window
08:06Door
08:07Good
08:09Now
08:10What is this?
08:11Window
08:14Book
08:16What is that?
08:17Door
08:18Window
08:21Door
08:22Good
08:25Crumpet
08:32If this is an example of your teaching methods Mr. Brown I am not amused
08:36Oh it's probably something he's picked up from Giovanni
08:39Yeah
08:40Well I came in to ask you about the coach trip
08:43What coach trip?
08:43Don't you ever read the notice boards?
08:45Oh uh yes well occasionally
08:48Now listen everybody
08:50For the past two weeks there has been a notice on the board to the effect that Mrs. Hunter
08:54our history teacher is organizing her annual coach trip to a stately home for Sunday
08:59We are going to Barclay Hall
09:01The ancestral home of Humphrey Earl of Barclay
09:04Which is renowned for its remarkable collection of tapestries and ancient manuscripts
09:09Now who would like to go?
09:13Don't you want to go?
09:16I'm afraid he doesn't understand much English
09:18Put his name down it'll do him good
09:20The tickets are £1.50 each
09:22You can collect the money and I shall expect you to come along of course
09:25Uh are you going?
09:27Naturally
09:27Oh yeah well I have planned to do something on Sunday
09:29Cancel it
09:30Yeah well I don't think I can you see
09:31I shall expect you to be here on Sunday at 12 o'clock sharp
09:39Are the others on the coach?
09:40They all well arrived
09:41Not yet
09:42Good morning everybody
09:46What is all this?
09:47It's beer
09:48We are not drying so we can be drinking
09:51Hey shouldn't we have it the first one now?
09:52No we won't have it the first one now
09:54Look please get on the coach everybody
09:56We can't
09:57Why not?
09:57They've only sent one coach
09:59Miss Courtney's in there now sorting out
10:04What did the man say Miss Courtney?
10:06The man said you only ordered one coach
10:08It's not true
10:10I definitely ordered two coaches
10:12Typical male inefficiency
10:14No problem
10:16Yes we're a coach missing
10:18Can't they send one round?
10:19They haven't got another one
10:21They're fully booked
10:23What are we going to do?
10:24Oh I can get you a coach
10:25A coach you said
10:27Yeah my brother-in-law he's in the coach business
10:30He lets it out for outings and old age pensioners
10:32I'll drive for him in my spare time
10:34Would you like to go and ring him Sidney?
10:36Oh don't worry I'll pop round the corner
10:38It's not very far
10:38I'll be back in 10 minutes with a cockroach
10:40What?
10:41With a coach
10:44Good morning dear
10:47Why are we going to do?
10:51Stop this at once please
10:54I expect they're anxious to get started
10:57Look why don't you get going and we'll follow on as soon as Sid arrives
11:00What a good idea now Mrs Hunter when you get on the bus
11:03Allow me
11:04Oh thank you
11:07All right Miss Courtney
11:08No I'm not going
11:10Ah you've changed her mind
11:12No I am going on your coach with you
11:24Stop it please stop it
11:28Oh blimey
11:28I think we're using the bus
11:30Oh no no no ours hasn't arrived yet
11:33We are being okay
11:35All right
11:39Hey you've got some beer as well
11:41Ah why don't we have a drink now
11:43It's a good idea
11:44It is not a good idea at all
11:48This is supposed to be an educational trip
11:50Not a tipler's tour
11:52Here we are
12:08Is this the best you can do Sid?
12:10Don't worry she's very comfortable
12:12Just like riding on a cushion of air
12:14And don't forget there's plenty more where this came from
12:26Hey
12:38Hey when we get on coach you and me we sit together okay
12:44Hey I must sit next to Daniel you got to sit next to Ingrid
12:47Ah no no no no no Ingrid sits beside me
12:50Hey I would very much like to sit with Ingrid
12:57What are you arguing about now?
12:59It's about where we sit on the coach professori
13:02But Danielle is desperate to sit next to me
13:06Is that right Danielle?
13:07No
13:08You see she wants to sit next to me yes?
13:10No
13:12I want to sit next to Monsieur Brown
13:14I'd like Mr. Brown to sit with
13:17You not sit next to Monsieur Brown
13:18You Swedish body
13:21All right everybody sit down in your places please
13:26Right as we've some time to wait for the puncture
13:29And in order to avoid any further arguments we will draw lots
13:33Lots of what?
13:36Drawing lots will decide who will sit next to who
13:40All right
13:41So I want you to write your names on these pieces of paper I'm giving you
13:44And then we will put them in the waste paper basket
13:46And draw them out one at a time
13:49Like old bingo
13:52Similar to bingo yeah
13:55Don't forget to write your name
13:56No I won't Danielle
13:59Right everybody finished?
14:00Yeah
14:01Right now fold them up and put them in here
14:04And this time when I draw them out that will be final
14:07I don't want any more arguments is that understood
14:11Good right
14:13Everybody ready then
14:14Ingrid uh will you give them a shake for me please
14:17Yeah
14:18I shake it
14:23He's done
14:27Alan
14:28Oh dear me
14:29Who is going to be the lucky one to be getting me?
14:33Ranjit
14:37Can you please be starting again?
14:40No it's a perfectly fair system
14:42In any case it's time you two learned to coexist
14:46Max
14:48If the next name is Giovanni I'm not going
14:50On second thoughts I'd rather have Giovanni
14:58You are very rude
15:03I was only joking
15:04When we get on coach you and me will sit at the back okay?
15:09We sit at the front and no funny business
15:17Danielle
15:18Please let it be me
15:22Zoltan
15:24Santa Maria
15:25Please
15:26You will sit next to Danielle on the coach
15:31Ah thank you
15:32It's all right
15:32Taro
15:41Paso
15:44Jamila
15:45Happy to sit next to you
15:48I am also most happy to be sitting next to you
15:52Ingrid
15:53Ah
15:54The sword please me
15:57Juan
16:01Giovanni
16:03It's got to be Sully or you professori
16:07Sully
16:08But who are you to be sitting next to professori
16:11You're coming on everybody
16:12Oh
16:26Come along Mr Brown
16:31Right you know where we're going Sid
16:33No idea
16:35Then how does he think he is going to get us there
16:38Oh don't worry Miss Courtney I've got a map and a pretty good sense of direction
16:41We'll be there in time
16:52I am thinking we are lost
16:53We are not lost
16:54Now where are we Sid
16:56I don't know you had the map you were doing the navigating
16:58Well I couldn't read it in that old bone shaker of yours it kept jiggling up and down
17:02Then you should have jiggled up and down with it
17:06I'm not lost we're just not where we should be
17:08Well perhaps you could show us where we should be
17:11Well I know where we should be I just don't know where we are
17:15Look we passed a sign just down the road now did anybody see what it said
17:19Yes please
17:19Right well I'll look it up on the map and then we will know where we are
17:22I really don't think that will be much help Mr Brown
17:24With all due respect Miss Courtney I happen to possess a pathfinder's badge from the boy scout
17:28So I know quite a bit about the map
17:31Once I know what the sign said it's a simple matter to find out our exact location
17:34Now what did the sign say
17:35Cattle crossing
17:36Do you think you can find that on the map Mr Brown
17:43I'm telling you we are lost
17:45If you don't shut up you'll be lost because when we move off we'll abandon you
17:49Well I suggest we carry on until we get to a main road this bound to be a signpost
17:53Good idea right start her up Sid
17:55All right
17:55Right come on everyone finish your drink please
18:04Now what's the matter
18:05Well it sounds to me as if the engine won't start
18:08That is patently obvious
18:10The engine won't start
18:13Why won't it start
18:15Well hang on a minute we'll find out boys give us away that bonnet
18:18Oh and uh Mr Brown switch the indexes on when I tell you
18:25All right all right
18:28Switch on
18:36Fanny
18:37Sid your petrol gauge reads empty
18:40Yeah well it's broken it always reads empty
18:43How do you know when it is empty
18:45I've got I've got a dipstick here see stand back a minute will you
18:49Stand back Miss Courtney
18:50You see this is the petrol here
18:52We've put the dipstick in as far as it'll go
18:55That tells you whether it's full up or whether it's empty
18:59There it's empty
19:03Are you marvellous we don't know where we are and even if we did we wouldn't be able to get anywhere
19:07Oh never mind I'll go find the garage
19:11Hey why don't we all happen at that
19:15I suppose there's no telling how long Sid will be
19:19Here Mr Brown
19:20Miss Gordley
19:21No thank you and I don't think any of you should have a drink either
19:25Oh come on Miss C one little drink won't harm anyone
19:28They have already consumed two of those large cans
19:33What goes in must eventually come out
19:37And it could lead to a lot of embarrassment
19:40Squeeze me please
19:41I'm already wanting to be embarrassing
19:46Well you will have to wait
19:47Oh blimey
19:50I shall wait on the couch
19:53Right well come on gather round everyone while we're waiting for seeds we might as well have a lesson
19:57Ah your lesson
19:59Mr Brown we're not in the class
20:02It's no good to work on Sundays six days shall thou be in labour
20:08No
20:09In China people work every day
20:12West Les Pagetor we are not in China
20:16Yeah all right all right we will play a game
20:19Yeah
20:19Hey I know a good game a kick or a kiss
20:23Never heard of it
20:25The boys chase the girls and when they catch one they say what do you want a kick or a kiss
20:31That's a good game
20:32From you I prefer a kick
20:36We will play I spy now that is a game that will help you all with your vocabulary
20:40Now you give the first letter of something you can see and everybody else has to try and guess what it is
20:44I'll start it off so you'll see how it's played I spy with my little I something beginning with G
20:54Huh Gigi
20:58Giovanni
21:00No I'll give you a clue I'm sitting on it
21:04Bottom
21:07No Max gate
21:08Hockey
21:12Right who's gonna go next yes please Ranjeet
21:15I am spying with my little I something beginning with N
21:20N everyone
21:22Nose
21:23No
21:24Nettle
21:24No
21:26Nesto
21:27No
21:28Neck
21:29No
21:30No
21:31No
21:32Nail
21:33No
21:34Knitting
21:35You are being stupid
21:36N
21:39Well done Ranjeet
21:41Right we give up now you tell us what is it that begins with N
21:44Engine
21:45Yeah
21:49You damn fool
21:51We are being more stupid than I am
21:53Don't be stupid you Pakistani puppet
21:55All right
21:56All right quiet
21:57Don't you two start again
22:00Hey Mr. Brown
22:01I got some petrol from a little farm over there
22:03I'll get you there in no time
22:05Right come on everyone
22:06All aboard
22:07Hey
22:26Hurry up everybody out
22:28Hey hey wait a minute
22:42Where do you think you're going
22:44You're going to visit Barclay's home
22:46No no you're not
22:48Shove off
22:48Don't speak to us like that I should report you to the Earl of Barclay
22:52I am the Earl of Barclay
22:54Now push off if I set the dogs on you
22:58You don't understand
23:00We have come to visit your stately home
23:02Well you're too late
23:04I only opened the house from 12 to 4
23:06It's now a quarter to five
23:08So shove off
23:09But please your Earlship couldn't you possibly
23:12Certainly not
23:13I don't believe it
23:23What a waste of a day
23:24But it was a nice drive
23:26It was a terrible drive
23:28What do you think
23:28You had better take us home
23:31Sydney
23:34And for goodness sake Mr. Brown
23:36Try not to lose us this time
23:38Don't worry Miss Courtney I never make the same mistake twice
23:41All right come on you lot
23:43Get it
23:49I think we're up here
23:51No we're definitely down here
23:53You are both wrong
23:54We are over here
23:56Squeeze please
23:57I know where we are
23:59Well how
24:01We are where we have been before
24:03How do you know that
24:04I'm finding our drinking things
24:08Hey well that's easy then isn't it
24:10I know me way back from here
24:11Well thank goodness for that
24:12Right come on everybody
24:13Back on the coast
24:14Hey are we going the bus
24:23I think I am going to scream
24:26Now what are we going to do
24:27There's only one thing we can do
24:29Come on everybody
24:30I spy with my little eye
24:32Something beginning with
24:34Rain
24:40I love you
24:41different room
24:42Let's have a nice
24:43Come on our maybe
24:45I love you
24:48I love you
24:50We'll be right
24:51hands
24:52We will it
24:53I love you
24:55We'll be right
24:56We'll be right
24:57We will be right
24:58man
24:59We will it
25:01We'll be right
25:03We will it