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  • 5/29/2025

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00:00The End
00:30ah good evening everyone not all here yet then I see oh well not to worry ah good evening Giovanni
01:00oh it's not good anything why what's the matter I've got a terrible overhang the word is hangover
01:06well whatever it is I've got it I drank too much vino at lunchtime oh it's fatal to drink at midday
01:11oh oh good evening Max oh please don't speak too loud I am thinking you have been also looking on
01:19the wine too much that's the trouble he's not looking he's drinking like me why did you drink
01:25so much it was the feast of my patron saint saint Maximilio so we had a drink then we drink to my
01:32patron saint Giovanni then we have a drink for my patriarch then one for the Pope Archimedes Leonardo da
01:38Vinci and after that I remember nothing me neither no we were gonna sit down gently
01:47squeeze me please
01:54ah that way
02:00Ali what are you doing I'm checking with my compass checking what I'm wanting to find out where is
02:07mecca hey I know where mecca is it's a big dance place in Hammersfield
02:12ah you spaghetti head you are not understanding I'm explaining to you tomorrow I'm having the honor
02:20of leading the prayer in our holy mosque so tonight I'm going to have a practice after the class ah waste of
02:28time the secret religion is a true fight that's not true catholic religion is a true faith
02:39what about three quarter dogs what about Martin Luther shinto
02:43actually you're all wrong according to the Bible the original true faith was the Jewish one I don't
02:58believe it true it's holy red who read it holy writ is the Bible yeah you can't believe everything you
03:07read in the Bible no why not well some of its how you say fairies tales you take it at Adam and Eve now
03:14you're not gonna tell me it was only an apple he was after I know what he was after
03:19I'm sure you do but we won't pursue that you're here to improve your English not disprove the Bible
03:29Danielle is late this evening however we'll carry on without her but as you know in a few weeks time
03:33you will all be taking your lower Cambridge so tonight I thought I'd give you an oral examination
03:38you are wanting to look at our tooth I mean that I'm gonna go around the class and ask you all to
03:44give me some answers and hope that I get some correct ones we are having a quiz yes like mr. mind
03:51mastermind yes please exactly that's not a bad idea let's make it competitive we'll have a knockout
03:58competition you mean like it a big punch-up no no no only verbally I go around the class and whoever
04:04fails to answer a question correctly drops out all right now where shall we start yes I'll give you
04:10an easy one to start with what is the plural of goose goose yes one goose two courses she's knockered out
04:20the plural of goose is geese we won't count that let's have another one let me see what what is the
04:31opposite of good not good bad but we'll accept that all right Giovanni what is an epistle that's easy an
04:45epistle is the wife of an apostle that's you up I'm wrong yes an epistle is a letter Max give me
04:57another word for forward McDonald McDonald yeah he plays forward for Arsenal I don't mean that kind of
05:05forward another word for for moving forward had once had once yes good well and another word for
05:15debunk to bed no it means to ridicule correct the following sentence last night I am going to the
05:26cinema last night I am NOT going to the cinema wrong it is not wrong because last night I'm not going
05:34anywhere at all you should have said last night I went to the cinema but I'm telling you I didn't
05:41went it doesn't matter whether you did or didn't you're out all right I'm sorry I'm so late mr. Brown
05:48that's all right Danielle were you held up by the traffic no I was held up by a man Tevens you mean a
05:53mugger I do not know his name but he works as a woodwork teacher here in the school one of the
06:00teachers here tried to rob you not rob me oh well surely not he was trying to chat to me up oh I see he
06:08wanted to take me out you want I give him a bunch of favors he's bigger than you Max everybody's bigger
06:16than nice what what you're saying huh I listen now I'm a school you don't okay come outside no all right
06:25settle down you two come on I don't worry about it Daniel I'm sure that this woodwork teacher whatever
06:30his name is he's only trying to be friendly but he was trying to be more than friendly he would not
06:35let me go past until I agreed to have dinner with him he does seem to have been rather persistent then
06:41Erica I have how you say a brainwash wait yes I tell him I cannot go out with him because I am engaged to
06:50be married oh very good quick thinking there's any one problem what was that I tell him I'm engaged to
06:56be married to you yes it was a good idea yes it was a good idea no did anybody overhear you only Gladys oh
07:06great that's worse than putting it on news at 10 it'll be away at school by now you say that Mr Brown is
07:11engaged to his French students that's right I heard her tell Mr Jarvis in the tea room well this is
07:17absolutely disgraceful I think he might have had the decency to tell me first tell you yes it's
07:25most inconsiderate oh dear I'm sorry I didn't know didn't know what oh nothing nothing I must be
07:35getting back oh Gladys did you say anything to miss Courtney about Danielle and me oh only in passing oh great I'll go and check it I didn't mean any harm I had no idea she felt that way what way about you yes what are you talking about me oh unrequited love
07:55pardon you and her ladyship she fancies you oh don't be ridiculous yeah oh it's true no she was
08:03very upset when she heard about you and Danielle I don't know where you've got this ridiculous story
08:08from but you are completely mistaken oh no I'm not I heard her I mean she told you that she fancied me
08:15well not in so many words but I knew was written all over her face I can't believe it yes oh it's not
08:22unusual though oh lots of older women fall for younger men my sister ran off with the 30 year old
08:29milkman really how old was your sister 65 but miss Courtney's always given me the impression that
08:36she didn't like me oh well women are very funny and she's at a funny age you can say that again well
08:44the best of luck thank you come to think of it you're not far off it yourself
08:51enter
08:52miss Courtney well well if it isn't the college Casanova yes I've come to explain about that are
09:01you sure you can spare the time it's a complete misunderstanding you see I'm not really engaged
09:05to Danielle she only said that to stop one of the teachers from pestering her really it's perfectly
09:10true the chap who takes the woodwork class was trying to chat her up mr. Jarvis is that his name
09:15well I've never met him anyway there she concocted the whole thing just to get out of an embarrassing
09:18situation I see I'm terribly sorry especially in view of um well in view of what yeah well I hardly
09:26like to mention it well you have mentioned it so you may as well continue well let me say right
09:30away that it's a perfectly natural thing to happen what is well for one person to be attracted to
09:34another despite a difference in their ages to what two persons are you referring
09:39well you and I you and I yes oh mr. Brown I've no idea you felt like that about me
09:50well as you said yourself it's perfectly natural oh you poor dear boy oh no miss Courtney you don't
09:59understand oh but I do men have always found me rather fascinating I'm sure they have look let me
10:05explain now there's no need to apologize for the way you feel yes but of course it's out of the
10:10question miss Courtney please now don't start groveling yes I suppose I will and now I suggest
10:19you go and squash this foolish rumor about you and your French fiancee right I'll do that thank you
10:25and mr. Brown yes miss Courtney don't worry about this other little affair I shan't tell a soul
10:33your secret is safe with me you're very kind
10:36poor fellow oh come on Danielle is a kiss come on hello Mr. Brown Danielle aren't you in the classroom
10:45I am trying to explain to mr. Jarvis what I said between us is not true sure it's every man for himself
10:52is it Brown look I'd appreciate it mr. Jarvis if you stopped pestering my students if you don't mind a bit
10:57sensitive aren't we to to the green eyes it certainly not well then as they say in this lovely lady
11:03land firm a la bouche shot your gob don't you speak to mr. Brown like this he will be angry with you
11:09oh really he is not frightened of you aren't you well no he's not and if you're not careful he will hit
11:16you yeah you couldn't hit you fly look Jarvis I'm not in the slightest and he is ready whenever you are right
11:22tonight after class in the yard we'll have a bunch of
11:26here you are Mr. Brad thanks Sid uh fancy a chop a tiddly hmm a tiddly wink a drink a drink a drink drop a jack the dandy
11:52got the brandy get this jump up with a big fight no thanks please yourself I suppose it's uh all over
12:01the school ah the news has got around here listen I can give you a few tips you know tips yeah I used
12:08to read them right oh fight you've got it you've got it listen I'll tell you what you do you put your
12:13hands up like that you stand and you start weaving all of a sudden you do the ugly shuffle and he'll
12:19back to it oh I'm sorry actually I feel rather nervous oh it's the analogy in it an aladin yeah
12:26adrenaline oh well you should know well you should be all right once you've hit him a couple of times
12:31yeah it's him hitting me that's worrying me perhaps if I had a quiet word with him he might forget the
12:36whole thing listen you can't back out of it now there's a principle involved yeah well let her fight
12:40mr. Jarvis they're more evenly matched yeah but listen it's a point of honor you mustn't let mr.
12:46Jarvis know you're frightened of him I think he knows already oh well I'll see you later don't we get
12:50the old one too hey I think all right Profesori hello Giovanni this fight what about it well we show
12:57you how to win when you get in the ring first you smash him in the stomach and when his head comes down
13:03your name under the chin first you hit him in the throat and then you button the stomach
13:17all right all right
13:18don't forget why you're here right and who haven't I asked a question so far right Sully give me the
13:28comparative and the superlative of the following adjective all right rude dude
13:33do their new desk right right Ranjit complete the following proper a bird in
13:40the hand makes mess on your wrist
13:48bird in the hand is worth two in the bush you're out thanks Danielle playing the
13:54meaning of the word illiterate that is someone whose parents are not married
14:01Danielle that's illegitimate sorry what give me the opposite of the following
14:08words ready not ready I lost that's enough and that's not enough stop I go sit down
14:20oh somebody stop him please silencio hey I do good
14:25yeah it's good you're sorry you tell it oh my tarot with the following tenses of the
14:33verb to move past perfect the present perfect the past continuous say
14:43something tarot I'm out
14:48I've got left in yeah well let's see how many of you can survive another round
14:53yeah you count up to ten count up to ten one two three
14:59eight two three four four six oh sorry
15:16max give me another word and explain to me what what is the meaning of syntax the
15:23tax you pay when you go to the church. No, it means sentence construction.
15:30Julie, spell democracy. C-H-I-N-A.
15:37I suppose if I'd asked you to spell dictatorship you'd have spelt out England.
15:41Or Malika. Well, Juan, that leaves only you. If you can answer the next question
15:47correctly you will be the brain of the class which doesn't say an awful lot for
15:51the rest of them. Por favor. Here is your question. What is another name for a
15:58valley between two mountains? Valley between two mountains. Si, yes.
16:05Pass.
16:21Are we? I am the big talent. The big brain. Yeah, it goes with your big head.
16:28Don't stop, please. Excuse me, please, Mr. Brown. Yes, Ali. It is home-going time.
16:35Well, not quite. But you are wanting to get ready for your big fight tonight with the
16:40teacher. We are wanting to be there in time to see you knock the stiffing out of him.
16:46There is not going to be any fight.
16:48You do not mean that. I do. Santa Maria, what about all the money we bet?
16:53Money? You mean you mean betting on the result? Sure. We all put in one pound each.
17:00What, ten pounds on me to win? No, we back the other thing. Thanks a lot. No, I am only joking.
17:09Sure we back you to win. You ready, then? Ready? Yeah, for the fight. Ah, yes, the fight.
17:16Look, could I have a word with you, Mr. Jarvis, outside? Well? Look, we are both reasonable men.
17:23I'm not. Look, um, I'm sure we can settle this amicably. Yeah, I'm sure we can. Oh, good.
17:30Potter have knocked your block off. Ah, but just the two persons I wanted to see.
17:35What's all this I hear about a fight? It's just a private matter between Mr. Brown and myself.
17:40Nonsense. It's common knowledge throughout the whole school. Now, step into my office,
17:45shut the door behind you and take heed for I shall not tell you again. I will not have members
17:50of my staff brawling in public. I absolutely forbid it. You do? Most definitely. Oh, good.
17:56I mean, what a pity. I was quite looking forward to it. That's not the impression I got.
18:00Are you going to tell me that you were actually looking forward to this fight? Oh, yes.
18:04Besides, there was a point of honour at stake. What point of honour? Well, this person insulted
18:09Miss Danielle Favre. He forced his attentions on her. I see. Male chauvinism, eh, Mr. Jarvis?
18:17Well, why not? Women like to be dominated. Nonsense. Oh, come now, Miss Courtney.
18:22Man is by nature the hunting. Oh, well, this puts an entirely different complexion
18:27on the matter. It does? Yes.
18:30Much as I abhor fighting, I feel that under the circumstances
18:34perhaps your motives were justified.
18:38We can have our little punch-up in the yard. Certainly not. Oh, thank goodness.
18:43You will settle your differences in a much more civilised and sporting manner.
18:47Oh, I quite agree. How about a game of chess?
18:51The school has a perfectly good gymnasium. If you must knock each other about,
18:57I suggest you do it there. Tomorrow night, after class.
19:07Where is Mr. Brown? He's just putting his gloves off.
19:10Oh, here he comes now.
19:12Sit down, please. Oh, thank you. I have something for you.
19:24What's that? If you put this in his glove,
19:26you'd be putting his gloves off. Yeah, and probably my wrist too. No, thank you.
19:30You're right. Excuse me, please.
19:33No, Tara. You do that after you, Tara.
19:36All right. All right. Gentlemen, please. All right.
19:43Quiet, please. Ladies and gentlemen,
19:46this is a three-round contest, three minutes each round.
19:50On my right, from the woodwork department,
19:53Nigel Jarvis.
19:59And on my left, from the language class,
20:02Jeremy Brown.
20:04Hey!
20:09Come on. Come on. Come on.
20:11Now, listen. I want a good, clean fight. Remember this.
20:13I want no scratching, bulging, gouging,
20:15hitting below the belt.
20:16Shake hands now. Come out fighting.
20:21All right. Seconds out.
20:28Good luck, Mr. Brown.
20:32Starring,
20:35come on.
20:36Come on.
20:37Come on.
20:38Let's go.
20:39No, he's not again. Come on.
20:41Come on.
20:42Oh, he's still.
20:43No, he's not again.
20:44Come on.
20:45Oh, he's still, man.
20:46Come on.
20:51This must be ending fight, not a dance.
20:53No, he's done.
20:55No, he's done, man.
20:57Come on.
20:58It's all right.
20:59Go on.
21:00Yeah!
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21:18All right?
21:19You can ask for it.
21:20I'll give the old Ali shuffle!
21:22Yeah!
21:23One, two, one, two, three!
21:26One, two, three!
21:28One, two, three!
21:29One, two, three!
21:30One, two, three!
21:32One, two, three!
21:33One, two, three!
21:34One, two, three!
21:35One, two, three!
21:36One, two, three!
21:37One, two, three!
21:42Hold that corner.
21:43Big puff.
21:47What?
21:48You are getting him very worried.
21:50Yeah, he's worried he's gonna kill me.
21:52We're gonna lose our money.
21:53We gotta do something.
21:56I have an idea.
22:00Hey, that's a good idea.
22:07Hey, Mr. Woodwork, you box real good, you know?
22:10Thanks.
22:12Listen.
22:13You boxed before?
22:14No, once or twice.
22:16I don't reckon your Mr. Brown's done so much of a chance.
22:18Well, maybe.
22:19Somehow I don't think I'd like to be in my shoes, you know?
22:22Yeah, no.
22:26I don't think I'd like to be in my shoes.
22:27One, two, three!
22:28Four!
22:29Four!
22:30Five!
22:31Five!
22:32Five!
22:33Five!
22:34Five!
22:35Five!
22:36Five!
22:37Five!
22:38Five!
22:39Five!
22:40Six!
22:41Five!
22:42Five!
22:43Five!
22:44Five!
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22:47Five!
22:48Five!
22:49everyone I want to thank you what you did last night he was sober I was nothing
22:59really what is it oh blimey he's at it again who's at the beginning that
23:04Oostbecker teacher mr. Jarvis he's making advantages to Jamila advances yes
23:11please so I'm giving a kick in his backside and now he's challenging me to
23:16puncher oh not again I don't think you should go through with it Ali I mean
23:19with all due respect you're not as experienced as I am that is what I am
23:23thinking so I am telling this to mr. Jarvis good the fight is taking place
23:28tonight in the gymnasium sorry I thought you said you weren't fighting him oh no
23:33not me but I'm naming you as my substitute
23:46you