Skip to playerSkip to main contentSkip to footer
Francosoral
  • 5/30/2025

Category

😹
Fun
Transcript
00:00The End
00:30Oh, hello. Is that Parkers?
00:52Look, I'm going fishing this weekend, and I shall need some more bait.
00:56going fishing this weekend and I shall need some more bait no only on the
01:00Thames the maggots will do I'll send something around to collect them oh by
01:04the way those trout flies I bought from you have been very successful especially
01:09the cocky bond you seems to attract the child like a magnet yes well thank you
01:14again bye
01:17excuse me you startled me do you mind knocking before you barge in sorry
01:31is that better I've lost it you lost what I have lost my favorite fly I had it in my
01:38hand a moment ago I must have dropped it can you see it anywhere what does it look
01:40like well it's about two inches long red and black and it's got a curly tail
01:44perhaps it's flown out the window it is a fishing fly a cocky bondu a cocky what
01:54oh it must be here somewhere oh well if it's here we'll find it oh well perhaps I
01:59should come back later oh mr. Brown you can join in well I'm not really that
02:03religious actually we are looking for a fly fly oh yes it's a two inches long brown
02:11red and black and got a curly tail sounds quite lethal do you mind helping us look for it no not
02:17at all no I found it where it's here just under the desk oh I'll get it stand back sit you leave this to me
02:23what are you doing mr. Brown
02:30mr. Brown just a minute better to be safe than sorry
02:33oh I've just remembered I I've been inspected the boilers have you quite finished mr. Brown would you like to borrow a hammer you can't be too careful where strange insects are concerned have you any idea where it came from yes W Parker and
02:52what are you doing son oh I'm fishing tackle suppliers oh fish it wasn't it was oh yeah got any glue I don't think childy very fond of glue no I suppose I'll buy you another I'll see that you do excuse me
03:08hello speaking pardon yeah is it you is it really you it is you it's him
03:21what did get get coming here yeah well you're not coming here you are coming here he's coming here
03:31in half an hour he'll be here in half an hour he'll be here in half an hour
03:39thank you yeah I felt very bit ah until then
03:42oh you feeling all right that was him yes he's coming here in half an hour but who is him I mean
03:51who is he well he's a man I never thought I'd see again my ex-fiancé you mean you were actually
03:57engaged at one time well there's no need to sound so surprised
03:59he was over 25 years ago I mean I mean I was just well I was very young I met him at Oxford in the high I was
04:14raining he offered me shelter under his umbrella and he insisted on buying me a cup of tea and a sticky bun
04:19how romantic yes it allows how it all started why didn't you get married oh it was awful he left me
04:25well at the church in a lurch oh mr. brown I have never told anyone this before oh well if you'd rather not
04:32no sit down well for years I have kept this terrible secret to myself now he is coming back into my life again I feel I must tell someone
04:40and I think I can trust you mr. brown well I'd rather not if it's going to cause any embarrassment
04:45oh it won't embarrass me yeah but it might embarrass me no I'm sure it won't well anyway he um asked me to go down to Brighton with him for one of those you know weekends oh double room mr. and mrs. Smith exactly
04:56and you refused no I went I remember the hotel the Bella Vista opposite the abattoir very Bella Vista
05:06well we we booked in and Albert being the thoughtful man he was he let me go upstairs first to um prepare
05:14myself as it were whilst he had a drink in the bar getting up a bit of Dutch courage eh I beg your pardon
05:20oh he was such a lovely person waiting to be um what happened then he didn't turn up
05:28he got drunk passed out and spent the night on a settee in the residence lounge how despicable well
05:34I went home and I refused ever to see him again I heard later that he was working in the far east
05:40but I must admit I have always cherished a secret hope that he might one day come back
05:47excuse me please yes Ali what is it please come quickly we are having plenty trouble in the
05:52classroom what do you mean trouble maxi and giovanni they are murdering each other come on
05:58day I'm ready when you are and I'm a lady when you are okay come on come on you come on come on
06:04come on stop this brawling so lucky for you prophet sorry stop me from giving you a black eye
06:20I will not have fighting in the class fighting it was more like dancing I was just warming up yeah
06:29me too yeah what was all this about I tell you prophet sorry he's a call me a wop and he's calling me a
06:36greaseball I wish you could pick up proper English as quickly as you pick up slang I have enough trouble
06:43with Ali and Ranjeet now don't you two start falling out now shake hands come on right now tonight
06:48I want to concentrate on English conversation the sort of things that you have to say during the
06:52course of every day all right for example Ranjeet where would you take a check to Slovakia
06:57not that sort of check check for a certain amount of money where would you take it to a bank thank
07:10you all right if you felt ill what would you do go to bed before that I take the clothes off
07:19you could go to the doctors no no doctor doctor killed my uncle in Madrid
07:28my uncle he has pain in the chest he go see doctor doctor he listen and say all right
07:3610 minutes later in the street my uncle finito what a heart attack motocard
07:43well you can hardly blame the doctor for that gee the doctor he was driving them all
07:56tarot arsehole although weights are now metric in this country we still use an old system which
08:02is known as what sorry not Noah does anybody know of the note
08:08I've got to point excellent yes there's I've got to power ring a bell now tarot
08:13yes sir I've got to power is French for have you some people
08:21come on tarot I don't believe you're that stupid sorry just a joke
08:31future kindly leave your jokes at home
08:34right Zoltan I'm going to ask you a question yes please which shop yes shop shop yeah
08:38which shop would you go to to buy a packet of cigarettes cigarettes
08:43no shop now come on Zoltan you must go to some sort of shop Zoltan no smoke
08:48there you go Zoltan there you go for chewing gum
08:59sweet shop sweet sweet Anna tells me sweet yeah no sweet sweet sweet sweet or sweet what's the
09:07difference well the difference is Anna that you must learn to say were and not the were the
09:13the word
09:17try saying voa without the verb
09:22almost try again but this time don't say a word just what what wonderful wonderful
09:30uh Wednesday Wednesday a wet weekend in winter wet weekend in winter very good very good
09:36yes please do you have a headache oh no sir assume you have a headache where would you go to get
09:47some aspirin ah tandoori takeaway no yes please my jolly good friend who is working there always had
09:56plenty aspirin I meant to buy you some aspirin why should I be buying them when I can be getting
10:02them from my friend all right where do you go for aspirin when the tandoori takeaway is closed
10:09oh blimey Taj Mahal Curry House
10:14would you please tell Ali where you go to get aspirin oh my chemist thank you
10:20where are you going now to buy some aspirin for headache
10:23i thought you said you haven't got a headache oh blimey i got one now
10:27oh come on excuse me mr brown the old dragon won't you do be a bit more respectful especially
10:33in front of the students it's up to us to set a good example i'm sorry no what does the old
10:37drag uh miss courtney i've no idea but i don't think she's very well she actually smiled at me
10:43you're feeling all right yes why it sounds as if you're in pain i was singing
10:59i am sorry to bring you away from your class mr brown but before you leave this evening would you
11:03mind checking that sid's locked up properly absolutely so he should be
11:07i was referring to the building you see it is quite likely that i may be leaving early oh to
11:16think he's come back in my life after 25 years i think i need another sherry to uh settle my stomach
11:24what's the matter he's here look
11:27what's the matter you have crowned my albert
11:46well i feel terrible i've got a splitting headache look i am sorry it was an accident look this is
12:00miss courtney's office oh wait a minute look have you got somewhere where i could comb my hair and
12:05brush myself down i must look presentable for our first meeting after 25 years yes of course
12:11straight down there on the right yeah thank you enter hello darling
12:27it's you oh where's albert you haven't pushed him down the stairs have you no no no he's just
12:32gone to comb his hair well is he all right there's no damage i hope i'm afraid there is actually oh dear
12:37is it bad well the plant pot's broken i was referring to albert oh albert no no no he's he's fine
12:45i'll get it darling oh it's you this is darling miss courtney albert dolores dolores
12:59haven't you a class to attend to yes of course darling dolores
13:02oh excuse me
13:04excuse me
13:14uh dr 2p must have rolled away somewhere
13:23glad to see you're all working hard what are you studying ingrid
13:26how to improve your bust line very educational you can borrow it if you wish to and no thank you
13:35what's keeping you occupied one girls galore well i'm sure there's not much english in that no
13:41but some pretty pictures yes
13:44soltan
13:46gorgeous chicks well i'm sure that's not about poultry farming but charmer never mind
13:51hannah true romances max football review danielle toujours l'amour don't the french ever think
14:00about anything else other than love to the french there is nothing else
14:05giovanni lamoray in italy we're just like the french
14:10the world's most exotic dishes i didn't know you're interested in cookery oh blimey when i'm
14:25buying it i did not know it was about cooking
14:27jimila knitting made easy tarot the confessions of a geisha girl
14:39yes well you might all learn english much more quickly if you began by reading a better class
14:43of literature and as you're all obviously so keen to learn english i'll give you some extra homework
14:47tonight why it's time you took these lessons seriously so before we break for tea i'm going to ask you
14:53each a question and anyone who gives an incorrect answer will be fined 10p
15:00the money will go to charity hey who's this bird charity you give our money
15:07charity is not a bird it means uh uh it means an organization a deserving cause
15:13right right one spell quiet quiet quiet quiet no spell quiet ah how much we pay we are wrong 10p
15:32right ingrid give me an example of a preposition um will you to dinner take me i said a preposition
15:39not a proposition a preposition shows the relation between a noun or pronoun and some other word a
15:45gift from mary a house for sale a date with teacher yes all right i'll accept oh good tonight we go
15:53no i mean i will accept your permission now ranjeet how do you pronounce the following b-o-u-g-h
15:59c-o-u-g-h and t-o-u-g-h you are trying to be catching me out and b-o-u-g-h
16:05buff t-o-u-g-h tof c-o-u-g-h co three out of three wrong thousand apologies
16:19all right giovanni what is meant by vice versa on second thoughts i won't ask you that
16:22what is a diphthong is it like a dipstick what do you think i think i owe you 10p
16:35ali what does the term coup de grace mean and don't you dare say cutting the lawn
16:39i'm never hearing of it it means the final stroke it's french oh blimey i'm having enough worries
16:46learning the english it's in fairly common usage 10p please thank you taro ah so
16:59decline the verb to jump i jump you jump he jumps up she jumps up we jump they jump very good taro but
17:12you must try not to end every word in o okay okay as oil is to water so chalk is to
17:22lucky board cheese 10p please i am not understand well it's a phrase that's in common usage they are
17:29as alike as chalk and cheese but master g chalk and cheese are not be alike exactly so it means they're
17:36not alike i'm crazy i am think it is easier to say they are not be alike than to be talking about
17:43chalkies and cheesies yes we do tend to complicate our language max uh give me an example of a principal
17:51clause santa clause right just for that max you can write out 20 times a clause is a sentence which
18:00which is part of a longer sentence hockey yeah but not now in your own time and you can give me 10p
18:09thank you tanya as handsome as a prince as ugly as as sweet
18:1610p it was worse can you give me two different meanings of the word blow yeah you can blow like so
18:33or you can give somebody a blow
18:36thank you anna right zoltan yes please can you give me the past tense of the verb to see
18:46what you are not see saw ah see so see so no no no no no today i see yesterday i saw
19:02yeah well it's not really fair to take one from you what you are not oh i don't know
19:07what 80p in three minutes at this rate we'll soon have a small fortune
19:11another cup of tea albert no thank you dolores
19:17a glass of sherry perhaps no i don't drink now i've given it up it's a it's a very bad habit
19:23oh you're so right i only keep it for visitors
19:31oh dear come on dolores think of something a little more sparkling
19:37i wonder yes will you oh i will pour me another cup of tea
19:43tea yes please but you said you didn't want any more i've changed my mind oh
19:48as a matter of fact there is something else i want to ask yes i know it may sound silly after all this
19:54time and not writing and everything but i never forgot you dolores yes yes and i couldn't believe
20:01my good fortune when i discovered that you haven't married i never married either didn't you no
20:08would it be too much to expect oh no i mean would you consider yeah i mean will you marry me oh this
20:14is so sorry
20:23oh no no it doesn't matter um what do you say will you marry me oh yes please
20:29i get a special license and we could be married next week so soon well we've already wasted 25
20:35years we don't want to waste any more oh wait what's the matter no we can't we'll have to wait you
20:41see my money is tied up abroad and it'll take several weeks to transfer it over here oh that's
20:47all right i have enough money oh no dear loris i couldn't have you paying for the wedding the
20:50reception and the honeymoon oh but what is mine is yours no no it wouldn't be right nonsense don't
20:56be so proud well i'll tell you what i do i will use your money on the strict understanding that i pay
21:04you back when mine comes through oh very well if you insist i most definitely do oh gosh but i'm so excited
21:22just a moment i'll have a little engagement i got a meet a fellow down the road on some business it'll
21:30only take a few minutes and then i shall come back and take you to dinner somewhere just the two of
21:36us that would be lovely don't go away
21:47why were you going
21:51albert everything all right sir hey everything all right
21:55i've just seen a fellow i haven't seen for years elbert collins oh albert miss courtney's boyfriend
22:01never yeah it's true he's a crook he's a con man oh you must be mistaken he's just
22:07come back from the far east he's been away for 20 years he's been away all right doing some porridge
22:14and he's been in prison he was in the nick with my brother-in-law he's in and out of there like
22:19the fiddler's elbow do you know what his specialty is finding lonely women asking them to marry him
22:26taking their life savings and scarpering i'm getting married in the morning
22:34enter ding dong the bills are going to try oh miss courtney i'm afraid i've got some rather disturbing
22:39news oh nothing you could say to me today would disturb me mr i think this might it's about albert
22:44ah albert my future husband yeah you see i've just been talking to sid and husband yes we're
22:50getting married by special license oh no oh now mr brown i know you're fond of me but you mustn't
22:55take it has he tried to borrow any money from you and i fail to see what business that is of yours he
23:01has look i hate to have to tell you mr courtney but your future husband is a crook don't be so
23:05impertinent it's true i'm afraid he's a con man he specializes in proposing to lonely women and
23:10then taking their money oh nonsense i don't believe it well our sid his brother-in-law was in prison with
23:15him prison are you sure i'm afraid so well perhaps he's reformed oh come on you don't believe that do you
23:24no i thought it was too good to be true he's coming back to take me out to dinner what shall i do
23:32don't worry miss courtney i'll deal with him you just leave everything to me
23:43ah i've got a message for you from miss courtney oh yes push off
23:50what i know all about your little game so i advise you to get lost quick before i throw you out
23:54you and who's army me and this army
24:10well uh yeah yeah well um perhaps i had better be going
24:15it's all right miss courtney he's gone oh thank you mr bros
24:36uh
24:44uh
24:50uh
24:57uh