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00:00Do-do-do-do-do
00:30Do-do-do-do-do-wa
00:32Do-do-do-do-do-wa
00:34Do-do-do-do-wa
00:36Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
00:38Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
00:40Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
00:44I'm too educated. What is it going on?
00:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:47What's going on?
00:48Oi! Oi!
00:50Oi! Turn it up!
00:52What's the matter, Sid?
00:53Walking all over my floor.
00:55What do you want us to do, fly?
00:57I've just washed it.
00:59Eh, not look very clean to me.
01:01No, it won't! Not with you, don't trampoline all over it.
01:03Come along, you three. Back to your desks.
01:05Come on. Get on.
01:07Hey, where you going?
01:08If you must know, I'm going to see a man about a dog.
01:10Ah, that's all right. In you go. Right.
01:12Oh!
01:17But I told you to wash this bar.
01:19You did, but... But do it immediately, else it's graceful.
01:27Oh!
01:29Hi, everyone back.
01:34I must say, it's nice to see you all working hard for a change.
01:37Si, Senor Brown. We study for our eggs and ham.
01:41Eggs and ham?
01:42Si.
01:43In few weeks, we have eggs and ham.
01:46The word is exam.
01:48Ah. Sorry, rock down.
01:50Excuse me, Mr Brown.
01:53Yes, Miss Corkley.
01:54I am extremely worried about the forthcoming examinations,
01:57particularly so far as your English class is concerned.
02:00Another failure would be unthinkable.
02:02Oh, don't worry, Miss Corkley.
02:03Miss Corkley, this time we will sail through.
02:05You had better.
02:06However, in order to reassure myself, I am visiting each class in order to check on its progress.
02:12I am just on my way to the woodwork class, but I shall be back in a few moments to give your students an oral test.
02:17And I do expect some correct answers.
02:20I will do our best.
02:21I just hope your best is good enough.
02:23Do not worry.
02:26We will be surprising, Miss Corkley.
02:29Well, that's exactly why I'm worried.
02:31Por favor.
02:32Yes, Juan.
02:33Eh.
02:34Did you buy the dog?
02:36What dog?
02:37The one you go see Manapau.
02:40I went to spend a penny.
02:44Ah.
02:45Very cheap dog.
02:46All right.
02:47Now, I've checked your homework last night and you're still making far too many elementary
02:51mistakes.
02:52For example, Ali.
02:53Yes, please.
02:54The letters O-H-M-S stand for On Her Majesty's Service and not for only Hindus, Muslims and Sikhs.
03:01Jolly good.
03:02Juan.
03:03Si, senor.
03:04A sex steppe has absolutely nothing to do with orgies.
03:07You're wrong.
03:08I beg your pardon?
03:09Si.
03:10Last week I see a film, Swedish sex steppe.
03:13Well, never mind what you saw.
03:14A sex steppe means six people.
03:16Si, like in the film.
03:17There were six big Swedish girls with a big...
03:20Don't argue.
03:21Just look it up in the dictionary and write it out ten times.
03:24Right.
03:25Si.
03:26Su Lee, to complete the phrase, as wise as, you could have put an owl or even Solomon,
03:31but not Chairman Mao.
03:32Chairman Mao wiser than everybody.
03:33Yeah, but that's your opinion.
03:34Anna.
03:35Yeah.
03:36A sorcerer is a wizard and not something you put a cup on.
03:38and ma'am.
03:39Chairman and ma'am wiser than everybody.
03:41That's your opinion.
03:42Anna, a sorcerer is a wizard and not something you put a cup on.
03:49Danielle, congratulations.
03:53Absolutely perfect.
03:55But what about my homework?
03:58I was referring to your homework.
04:01Giovanni, the correct word to describe a relative by marriage is in-law, as in brother-in-law
04:06and not, as you put, outlaw.
04:09It's the same thing.
04:10It is not the same thing.
04:12An outlaw is a bandit.
04:13Well, so is my brother-in-law.
04:15Yes.
04:16Well, I hope you find Miss Courtney's questions as amusing.
04:20She'll be here any minute.
04:21Excuse me.
04:22Don't interrupt.
04:23I tend to tolerate your frivolous attitude, but you'll find that Miss Courtney is a horse
04:26of a different colour.
04:27Oh, blimey.
04:28You should not be calling Miss Courtney a horse.
04:30I wasn't, although there may be a certain resemblance.
04:33Mr. Brown, please.
04:36Just a minute, Danielle.
04:37I haven't finished yet.
04:38As I was saying, Miss Courtney will not be as tolerant as I, but on the other hand,
04:41you mustn't let her intimidate you.
04:43She may be a bit of an ogre, but, er, she's only human.
04:46Excuse me.
04:47Please, Mr. Blount.
04:48What's that into you?
04:49Why are you constantly interrupting me?
04:50I think they are trying to indicate my presence, Mr. Brown.
04:53Ah, Miss Courtney, I didn't hear you come in.
04:55Obviously.
04:56How long have you been here?
04:57Long enough.
04:58And now, Mr. Brown, if you don't mind, this horse of a different colour, this human ogre,
05:05would like to find out how clever your students are.
05:08Yeah, well, certainly.
05:09They're all yours.
05:10Now, who would like to be first?
05:13Well, don't all rush to volunteer.
05:15Oh, very well.
05:17I will ask a question, and, er, anyone who wishes may answer.
05:21Now, then, what is a circumflex?
05:27Oh, come along, circumflex.
05:30C-I-R-C-U-M-F-L-U-X.
05:36Surely somebody knows what a circumflex is.
05:40Yes, please.
05:41Good.
05:42What is it?
05:44No milk today.
05:46I beg your pardon.
05:53So sorry.
05:54Circumflex is an accent mark.
05:57Would you bring me that piece of paper, please?
06:00Which piece of paper?
06:02The piece you are hiding in your hand.
06:05You are meaning this one?
06:12Mr. Brown?
06:16Mr. Brown?
06:17Yes?
06:18Would you wait in the corridor until I have finished with your students?
06:21Well, er, I...
06:22Good.
06:23And shut the door after you.
06:24Oh, and Mr. Brown?
06:25Yes?
06:26You might as well take this.
06:27You may need it for your milkman.
06:32Now, to continue.
06:34I am a foreigner.
06:36Nein.
06:37You are English.
06:38Well, let us imagine that I am a foreigner.
06:41Please, Miss Courtney, what kind of foreigner are you being?
06:45Does it matter?
06:46Oh, yes.
06:47How can we be imagined when we are not know what to be imagined?
06:55Oh, very well.
06:56I am Russian.
06:57And if anyone says, well, am I Russian too, I shall scream.
07:02Now, Miss Schmidt.
07:03Yeah?
07:04I approach you in the street and I say, please will you tell me the time?
07:08What is your reply?
07:10Time you bought yourself a botch.
07:14That is extremely rude.
07:16I do not like Russians.
07:20Let's try it with some general knowledge.
07:23Mr. Singh.
07:25Where is, er, Sydney?
07:27Outside, cleaning the corridor.
07:31Not the caretaker, the city.
07:33Another city.
07:34Thousand apologies.
07:35Anybody?
07:36Australia.
07:37Good.
07:39Mr. Nakazimi.
07:41Ah, sir.
07:42What can you tell me about the Duke of Windsor?
07:45Which one?
07:46There is only one Duke of Windsor.
07:48Not so.
07:50Near where I live, there are three Duke of Windsor.
07:53Two Duke of Windsor.
07:54Two Duke of Windsor.
07:55Two Duke of Windsor.
07:56Two Duke of Windsor.
07:57Two Duke of Windsor.
07:58Two Duke of Windsor.
07:59One Prince of Windsor.
08:00I was referring to the person, not a public house.
08:02Does anyone know what the letters GC mean?
08:07Giovanni Coupello.
08:09George Cross.
08:12What class is he in?
08:14I don't think I can stand anymore.
08:17Mr Brown?
08:18Finished already?
08:19I am leaving while I still retain some shred of sanity.
08:24Well, you obviously didn't give her very good answers.
08:26Eh, not our fault.
08:27Questions were too difficult.
08:29Well, you just have to work harder, right?
08:31It's almost time to go now.
08:32Oh, don't forget your homework, please.
08:33See you tomorrow.
08:40Oh, God, not again!
08:46Haven't you finished yet, Sydney?
08:47I've washed it twice.
08:48Well, wash it again.
08:49It's still dirty.
08:52Time to go home, Ellie.
08:54Oh, blimey.
08:55I'm not wanting to go.
08:57What's the matter?
08:58Can I be speaking to you most confidentially?
09:01Yes, of course you can.
09:03I ran away.
09:04What's your problem?
09:06You see, my wife, Rihanna, she's becoming another person.
09:10Oh, dear.
09:10Have you tried hormones?
09:13What are you meaning?
09:14Well, I don't know much about these sex changes.
09:16Oh, no, she's not doing anything like that.
09:19Oh, but you just said she was becoming another person.
09:21Yes, she's becoming another lady person, not man person.
09:25Oh, I see.
09:25You mean she's behaving differently.
09:27Yes, please.
09:28She's making phone calls.
09:30And when I am coming in, she's hanging up chop-chop.
09:32And at night times, she's going out, leaving me in the house with the baby.
09:38Ah, I'm beginning to see daylight.
09:42Of course, it is not being dark yet.
09:44Now, you have just had a baby.
09:47No, my wife had the baby.
09:50But that's it, don't you see?
09:51Lots of women change after they've had babies.
09:52It's called post-natal depression.
09:54I'm sure she'll get over it.
09:56Some night, she's not letting me sleep with her.
09:59Have you thought about getting an au pair?
10:00Oh, blimey.
10:02She would not be letting me sleep with an au pair.
10:05I need to help with the baby.
10:07Sorry, please.
10:08I also think she ought to see a doctor.
10:11Oh, no, she's not liking doctors very much.
10:13But she ought to talk to somebody.
10:15Perhaps you could talk to her.
10:17Me?
10:18Yes, please.
10:18I hardly think I'm qualified.
10:20You must be helping me.
10:21All right, I'll come home with you tonight and we'll see what we can do.
10:23Jolly good.
10:24All right, yes.
10:25It's probably enough.
10:28Ah, goodnight, Sid.
10:30Goodnight, Sid.
10:32Can you see me?
10:42Hello, my beloved.
10:44Baby is fed.
10:45Curry is in oven.
10:46I am going out.
10:48Where are you going?
10:49Pleased to be minding your own business.
10:52Eh?
10:52I'm bringing Mr. Brown home.
10:54Hello, Mr. Brown.
10:55It is good of you to be keeping Ali company.
10:57Yeah, well, actually, I came to...
10:58Well, have a nice evening.
11:00Do not be waiting up for me, Ali.
11:04See?
11:04See what I am meaning?
11:06Where is she going?
11:07What is she doing?
11:08Who is she seeing?
11:09Well, you wait here.
11:10I'll follow her and see where she goes.
11:12See?
11:12Where is she going?
11:12See?
11:13Where is she going?
11:13Where is she going?
11:13Where is she going?
11:14What?
11:14What is she going to do?
11:15What?
11:16What?
11:17There'sез�
11:30Stay seats.
11:30Hey, I will.
11:32Bye friend.
11:34Yay.
11:34Yay.
11:34Hey.
11:35Bye friend.
11:38Bye.
11:38Bye friend.
11:39Bye.
11:39Bye friend.
11:40Bye friend.
11:41Bye.
11:43I cannot be staying late tonight. I think Ali is getting suspicious.
12:13Thank you, Sidney.
12:32Enter.
12:34I brought the stop room keys back.
12:36Thank you, Sidney. If you see Gladys, tell her she can take my tray.
12:40Aye?
12:41Where to?
12:43Not you, Gladys.
12:45Oh.
12:46Oh, you're wearing a black tie, Sidney.
12:49Yes, I'm in mourning. 28 years to the day it happened.
12:52Oh dear, the death of a loved one.
12:54No, I got married.
12:56You're a real male chauvinist pig.
12:59Pardon?
13:00Pig.
13:01Oh, you've met the wife, have you?
13:03That will do, Sidney.
13:06Come on, come on.
13:10Yeah, that's the fellow I want.
13:11Eh?
13:12I want some advice from a man with experience.
13:14Oh, well, I've been about a bit.
13:16What do you want to know?
13:17Well, I need your help as a married man.
13:20Oh, I'm sorry.
13:21You catch it dark.
13:22I'm not married, you are.
13:24Oh, don't remind me.
13:26Look, son, if you're thinking of taking the plunge, forget it.
13:29It's worse than doing porridge.
13:31Now, what can I give you some advice on?
13:33I've changed my mind.
13:34I don't think you are qualified to help me.
13:35I'll ask Miss Courtney.
13:36Is it time then?
13:42What time are you referring to?
13:44Lesson time.
13:45Oh, no.
13:46Rihanna is coming to see Mr. Brown.
13:49This is Sid, our caretaker man.
13:51This is Mrs. Nadeem, the wife of Ali.
13:54Very nice too.
13:59I have been here.
14:01We are making for him a surprise?
14:04It is thank you party for being such good husband
14:07and giving me beautiful baby.
14:09But we are not wanting him to be finding out?
14:12No.
14:13Already he is most suspicious with me going out
14:16to arrange everything with Ranjit.
14:18Oh, don't worry.
14:19I won't tell a dickie.
14:20Never mind this dickie.
14:23You should not be finding out.
14:25That's what I just said.
14:26When is the surprise?
14:27Tonight.
14:28You are welcome to be coming if you are wishing.
14:31Oh, son.
14:32Jamila is making lovely food
14:34and Gladys is making delicious cakes.
14:37Please.
14:38Where is Mr. Brown?
14:39Is it Ms. Colty's office?
14:41Good.
14:42I must be asking him to be keeping Ali late after class
14:45so all students can be arriving for party
14:48before he is getting home.
14:50Oh.
14:51While you are seeing Mr. Brown,
14:53I going to be speaking with Gladys.
14:55Good.
14:56And you can buy me a nice cup of tea.
14:57See you later, love.
15:03See who that is, Mr. Brown.
15:09It's Ali.
15:10It's Ali's wife.
15:11I wonder what she wants.
15:12Are you sure you didn't tell Ali about her affair?
15:15Positive.
15:16I just told him I'd lost her.
15:18Well, perhaps he wants to confide in you
15:20because you are Ali's friend.
15:21Well, couldn't she, uh, confide in you?
15:23Certainly not.
15:24It is your problem.
15:25You will deal with it.
15:28I'll leave you alone.
15:32Mr. Brown will see you now.
15:34Sorry about that.
15:35Come in, Rahana.
15:36Sit down.
15:37I am wanting to be asking you something.
15:39Before you do, I've got something to tell you.
15:41Please, sit down.
15:42Oh.
15:48I am being waiting.
15:49Yes.
15:50Look, firstly, tell me something.
15:52Do you love Ali?
15:53Oh, yes.
15:54Very much indeed.
15:56Good, good.
15:57Well, what I have to say is, is rather delicate,
15:59but you, you and Ali are both sensible, intelligent people.
16:03And you've been married for almost two years now,
16:05and you've now got a lovely little baby.
16:07Yes.
16:08Well, I want you to know that I understand
16:10how these things can happen.
16:11What things?
16:12Well, not babies, but, um...
16:14Well, look, let me put it another way.
16:16When two people, um, have been married for a while,
16:20sometimes familiarity creeps in.
16:22Two people living together, doing the same things,
16:24day after day, seeing the same faces.
16:26It's only natural that, uh, occasionally,
16:28one of the parties feels that something is missing.
16:30Some, uh, excitement, perhaps.
16:33So it's not unusual in these occasions
16:35for one of the parties to meet somebody else.
16:37To try and recapture the first flush of romance.
16:40Mr Brown.
16:41Please, let me finish.
16:42Let me say just one thing.
16:43The vital question you must ask yourself
16:45is whether to likely throw away what you have already
16:48for some, uh, passing infatuation,
16:51or to rise above it and start afresh.
16:54To err is human, and to forgive divine.
16:57That's all I have to say.
16:58Oh.
16:59I see.
17:00Now, what was it you wanted to ask me?
17:02No.
17:03It is not important now.
17:05Well, Mr Brown.
17:06How did you manage?
17:07Extremely well, I think.
17:08Oh, sorry.
17:09I was, um, very tactful, and, uh,
17:10well, I think she got the message.
17:12Are you all right?
17:13It is Mr Brown.
17:14It is Mr Brown.
17:15He is telling me something terrible.
17:16What is it?
17:17It is my Ali.
17:18He is having an affair with another woman.
17:21Hello, Ranjit.
17:22Hello, Ranjit.
17:23Good evening.
17:24Oh, most wise and illustrious one.
17:25Yes, well, I wish I could say the same about you.
17:26Incidentally, before the other students arrive,
17:27I have something to tell you.
17:28I know.
17:29I know.
17:30I know.
17:31I know.
17:32I know.
17:33I know.
17:34I know.
17:35I know.
17:36I know.
17:37I know.
17:38I know.
17:39I know.
17:40I know.
17:41I know.
17:42I know.
17:43I know.
17:44I know.
17:45I know.
17:46I know.
17:47I know.
17:48I know.
17:49I know everything.
17:51That is why I'm calling you most wise and illustrious.
17:54I mean about what you and Ali's wife have been up to.
17:58Thousand apologies.
17:59Well, I think it's Ali you should be apologizing to.
18:02Why should I be apologizing to Ali?
18:04For your behavior.
18:05After all, she is his wife.
18:06I am knowing that.
18:08That is why we are keeping it secret from him.
18:11You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
18:15Oh, no.
18:16I am very pleased to be doing it.
18:18I bet you will.
18:19I am sure if she is asking you to do the same, you will be most happy to apply.
18:25I hardly think so.
18:28Please.
18:29Not to be telling Ali.
18:30Well, I won't.
18:31For his sake.
18:32Not yours.
18:33Good.
18:34We are not wanting him to be finding out before tonight.
18:36Well, why tonight?
18:37Tonight, he will be knowing everything.
18:39Are you going to tell him?
18:41No.
18:42He will be seeing for himself.
18:44Good Lord.
18:45It will be a big surprise.
18:46I think it will be more of a shock.
18:47You are also coming to the party tonight.
18:48What party?
18:49The one we have been arranging for Ali.
18:50I am getting a bit confused.
18:51You are saying you are knowing everything?
18:52Yeah, well, I just realized I don't know quite as much as I thought I did.
18:53Now, tell me something, Ranji.
18:54Have you been seeing Ali's wife?
18:55Most certainly.
18:56To be arranging the party for him tonight at ten o'clock.
18:57And that's all?
18:58Just a party?
18:59Oh.
19:00Well, that's not your senor Brown.
19:01One.
19:02Si, senor.
19:03This is an English class.
19:04When you arrive here, I expect you to speak English.
19:05No.
19:06No.
19:07No.
19:08No.
19:09No.
19:10No.
19:11No.
19:12No.
19:13No.
19:14No.
19:15No.
19:16No.
19:17No.
19:18No.
19:19No.
19:20No.
19:21No.
19:22No.
19:23Well, I expect you to speak English.
19:24No more.
19:25Buenos noches.
19:26Good evening.
19:27Si, ra.
19:28Yes.
19:29Good evening indeed, Senor Brown.
19:32Yes.
19:33It's better.
19:34Oh.
19:36Buonasera.
19:37No, buenasera.
19:38Speak the English.
19:39It should tell me to speak the English.
19:42You great Spanish onion!
19:46I punch theげ in!
19:49You Italian ice cream.
19:51All right!
19:52I'm telling both of you you sit down all right all right and I'll tell you what I told one this
20:00is an English class and when you arrive here I expect you to speak English no more Buona Sarah
20:04good evening okey-cokey good I give up oh good evening Jamila I have knit for you a scarf oh
20:18very kind of you very patriotic
20:24quite long huh it is be start as pair of sockies but I am forget to turn around here
20:33so I make it a little bit more longer thank you very much so it'll come in useful
20:42right now before we go um before we go any further this evening the education authority
20:57are taking some kind of census and require these forms filling in so it's self-explanatory
21:03yeah if you'd complete them now and then if you have any problems don't hesitate to ask
21:08because that's what I'm here for all right I have problem fun how can you have a problem
21:13you haven't even looked at your form yet no pen
21:16anybody else got a pen
21:21good right now all you have to do is fill in your surname your first name's your address
21:26in England your birth occupation sex marital status and what subject you're taking excuse
21:32yes I have a problem with my first names well surely you know them sure Giovanni Vincenzo Marco
21:39Dino Alberto Lena all right so what's the problem I can't get them on the paper just put as many as
21:47you can okie cockie please um I do not know the name of the hospital where I was born you don't
21:55have to put the hospital just the town just the town have you put the hospital to know place where
22:02they're born bed
22:09finish good correction not so good for favor the correct answer to sex is not at least once a week
22:18you should put male or female hey no sex with male
22:25only female squeeze please I'm being late you almost missed the census
22:35Rihanna is still being very mysterious look don't worry everything will be all right
22:41tonight at 10 o'clock all will be revealed
22:44are you really sure Ali's knocking about with another bird yes mr. Brown would not be telling me
22:55lies yes oh they're all alike these men huh doesn't deserve a party like this I am being so unhappy I
23:04know what I would do what kick him out and I is right he's be being unfaithful he behave like an
23:10animal he deserves what he gets he does hello my beloved you beloved me you
23:18you very bad man you mr. Brown is telling me you are having girlfriend you damn fool why are you
23:29saying that for I didn't you've obviously misunderstood me you are nearly breaking up
23:33my marriage I am sorry it is you I should be throwing cake yet please you cannot be
23:39throwing cake yet mr. Brown I will do it
24:09you