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  • 5/29/2025

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00:00Do-do-do-do-do
00:30Do-do-do-do-do-do-wa
00:32Do-do-do-do-do-do-wa
00:34Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
00:38Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
00:41Oh, good evening, Mr Brown. Good evening, Gladys.
00:45How are you? Oh.
00:46Oh, you'll get me shot then for her ladyship.
00:49Oh, well, she won't miss one. Oh.
00:51Is the old dragon in? Yes, the old dragon is.
00:54Oh. Good evening.
00:56I'll take that. Yes.
00:57Oh, are we economising on biscuits, Gladys?
01:00i'll get you some more i don't think she likes me she doesn't like anybody oh by the way many
01:08happy returns of the day how did you know it was my birthday i saw your date of birth last week in
01:13a ladyship's ledger accidentally of course oh of course i haven't told anybody else it's my birthday
01:20no not a soul oh good quick please teacher come in ah good evening ready eins five three
01:34happy birthday to you happy birthday dear mother happy birthday to you
01:47wasn't that nice hadn't told a soul eh well i might have mentioned it to one or two people
01:54well thank you all for your good wishes you're wanting to show our appreciation well that's very
01:59kind of you and we are all buying you a little present what no you shouldn't have but we already
02:05have may your shadow never diminish thank you can i open it now yes please it is something for you to
02:17be using every day oh a pen very nice it is what you are calling a waterfall pen
02:25a waterfall pen that is correct ah you mean a fountain pen a thousand apologies for my ignorance
02:35excuse me what for you buy a pen for birthday i buy the pen i'm not knowing what you're buying
02:42well you take your pen and change for something else no it is you must be changing teacher prefer my pen
02:48how you know mr brown my pen much better it right under water oh i'm sure that's very useful my pen
02:56right in different colors well i'll tell you what i'll take both pens i mean after all two pens are
03:00better than one excuse please sir yes oh three pencil better than two you haven't yes well i'll tell
03:16you what rather than show any preference i think it'd be a good idea if you all exchanged your pens for
03:20something else yeah but thank you thank you thank you for learning these yes one felicidades en su
03:30cumpleaños por favor pardon happy born day birthday oh thank you wonder what this is
03:38pluma stilográfica yeah what's that pen oh dear i change yeah i think so sorry but thank you happy birthday
03:51professori thank you giovanni for you well at least it's not a pen it's a salami much garlic very strong
04:00yeah i can smell that thank you please please many happy returnings thank you ellie i'm buying for you
04:10nothing at all oh well never mind but i'm giving you this oh a card oh no inside you will be
04:19finding a gift voucher from harrods harrods oh yes please and you can be buying anything whatsoever you
04:25are wishing anything yes from harrods of nightsbury you know please harrods of camden abraham at a
04:33second-hand shop nothing over one pound well thank you aliv master ji akko janandino barak hoji yes jamila
04:42happy happy happy happy birthday well done thank you oh very nice
05:00happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy
05:30turn to give you something. yes Danielle? but first I wish you happy birthday as
05:35we do in France.
05:44quiet quiet thank you thank you Danielle. and I have something very French. oh thank
05:53you. oh eau de toilette. merci beaucoup. je vous en prie. it is a pleasure for me to give you
06:01something. excuse please what is the nature of the gift you are receiving from
06:08Danielle? eau de toilette. toilet water. you put it on your face.
06:15you are putting water from the toilet on your face?
06:20no Ali. it's not that kind of toilet.
06:25may the spirit of universal brotherhood descend upon you. well I'm sure it will.
06:30book to lead every day. oh I hope it's a good read. the best. thoughts of chairman Mao.
06:37very uplifting. personary autographed. by Mao? by me.
06:45now is me. yes Anna? I have made for you ein großer Apfelstrudel.
06:53very grosser. danke. bitte. well thank you all for your generous gifts but I really think we ought to get
07:03on with the lesson. now this week we're going to look at the vowel sounds. right? now does
07:11anybody know what a vowel sound is? yes please. it is a rumbling tummy.
07:15well Ali. vowel not bowel. sorry please. right well there are five vowels in the alphabet. a e i o and u. a e i o u.
07:34good. now firstly we'll take the letter a. now this can be pronounced in three different ways. it can be a a a or r.
07:43a a a or r. excuse me. yes Max. i'm not understanding. how can a a be a r?
07:53it's not the letter r. it's sometimes pronounced r. and i am a what language?
08:00it's all right. i'll give you some examples. let's take the word f a t. now that has a flat a sound.
08:12good. but if we add an e to the end of fat then what do we have? fatty.
08:19no giovanni. fate. now does anybody know what the word fate means?
08:27por favor. yes juan. two fate. two fate? yes senor. one right fate. one left fate.
08:41no juan. those are feet. ah. perdon. right. moving on to the e. now the letter e is
08:48is usually pronounced e as in bet. set get. get. get. there are of course exceptions to the rule.
08:56for example f e t e is also pronounced fate. si senor. one right fate.
09:06no juan. no. no. no. no. no. our feet. i told you before.
09:11it's all right. it's all right. it's all right. right. moving on to the letter i. this is usually
09:15pronounced i or i. good. now can anybody give me an example of the i sound? well how would you
09:24pronounce f i t? feet. si senor. one right feet. one left feet. no. no.
09:33no. yeah imbecile. jo imbecile. imbecile. imbecile tu. italiana idiota.
09:40no la capitone. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. if you want to argue argue in english. go back to italy you italian
09:47spaghetti. ah shut up. you big spanish omelette. excuse me. her ladyship wants to see you in the office.
09:56oh thank you gladys. i'll be in in a moment. hey. maybe she's gonna get you a birthday present.
10:01yes. and maybe the pope's getting married. he is? i never read that. it was a joke. look. i'll be as
10:09quick as i can. meanwhile if you'll all turn to page 83 and study the sentences giving examples of the
10:14various vowel sounds. yeah. giovanni. would you take charge of the class while i'm away? sure. allow me.
10:20thank you. okay. i'm in charge. who wants the vino?
10:32enter. you wanted to see me miss courtney? yes. oh i understand it's your birthday. that's correct.
10:38another milestone? personally i don't believe in celebrating birthdays. i fail to see how the
10:44passing of years can be an occasion for rejoicing. no of course you're right i suppose. now mr brown
10:50when you commence teaching here i said that i would give you a month's trial. yes. that month
10:55is now up and i feel it only fair to put an end to your worry about the future. that's very kind of
11:00you. i can assure you you won't regret it. i know i won't. miss hardacre will start on wednesday. miss
11:06hardacre? yes. she will be taking over your class. you remember i did tell you that i prefer women
11:13teachers. you mean i've got the push. well let us just say that we no longer require your services.
11:18i feel that miss hardacre will be much more suitable. yeah well in that case i suggest you
11:23get miss much more suitable hardacre to take over tonight because i'm going home. you can't just walk
11:28out like that. oh yes i can and i won't say it's been a pleasure because it hasn't. all i can say is
11:33in india you'd be sacred.
11:49okay i stick.
12:04okay you should not be playing the cards. you should be learning the english.
12:15you should be improving your mind. you can improve my mind anytime.
12:24how about tonight huh? we have the meal a couple of glasses of vino then back to my place to make a
12:30love. that is not improving the mind. no but it is very good for the body. hey keep this coming.
12:43right uh will you all pay attention please. i have something rather important to tell you.
12:47i'm afraid that miss courtney has terminated my engagement. it is a very big surprise to me.
12:51yeah well it was a bit of a shock to me as well. we are not knowing that you and miss courtney were engaged.
12:56oh you don't understand. i mean to coin a phrase. i've been given the boot.
13:06oh no one. look can't you understand. i mean i have been fired. i've been given the bullet.
13:11santa maria. she tried to shoot you.
13:15i have been dismissed. dismissed? yes. you are leaving us? i'm afraid so.
13:20well miss courtney doesn't think i'm suitable. we go speak to her. i'm afraid that speaking to
13:32her won't do any good at all. okay we twist her arms a little bit. yeah we tell her if she not let
13:40you stay we work her over. yeah. we'll do nothing of the sort. we don't have mafia tactics in this
13:47country. but what is going to happen to us? another teacher will be taking over the class. a miss hardacre.
13:52i'm already not liking her. it is not fair and on your birthday. yes well as they say in france
13:59c'est la vie. well i've enjoyed meeting you all. i uh wish you all every success with your studies in
14:05the future. goodbye sully. very sorry to ruse you. jamila. god happening.
14:15anna. auf wiedersehen. max. goodbye mr brown. ciao. taro.
14:21good luck. thank you. uh you. juan. yes amigo. mi de tem.
14:33ranjeet. i'm wishing you all you are wishing yourself. thank you. giovanni. it's very sad.
14:43please giovanni. you mustn't be upset. i can't help it.
14:48oh blimey. you are starting me off now. you damn fool. come on annie. it's not the end of the world.
14:57goodbye. goodbye. danielle. there will always be a place for you. right here.
15:04very kind of you. well uh goodbye everybody. bye. thank you for your um presence. bye. and uh
15:15good luck. goodbye. goodbye. i thought you'd gone. yeah i was just collecting my things. goodbye. goodbye.
15:25now as you are no doubt aware mr brown is no longer with us. yes. it is making us very sad. yes. i have
15:32telephoned your new teacher. and she will be arriving shortly. in the meantime i shall take the class.
15:40now then let's see how you're progressing. you with a turban. what is this? pencil.
15:48it is not a pencil. it's looking like a pencil to me. let's try again. what is this? a finger.
15:57didn't mr brown teach you anything? yes please. he's making us work like the clippers.
16:07clappers. clippers or clappers. we are working very hard. yes. and we are all very sad he has gone.
16:15quiet now please. quiet. it is really no concern of yours. i'm sure that you will find miss hardacre more
16:23than efficient. and after all. a woman can do everything a man can do. not everything. i was
16:30speaking academically. excuse me miss courtney. there's a person out here wants to see you.
16:38what sort of person? well i'm not sure. is courtney? yes. hardacre.
16:45oh. i thought they were sending me a woman. i am a woman. i do beg your pardon. it must have been that
16:55well um perhaps you'd like to come to my office and have a cup of coffee. no no time for coffee.
16:59we must get started. crack the whip. show them who's boss. keep them on their toes. and by the look
17:05of them they need it. beautifully put. but i think we ought to have a little chat first. very well.
17:10in the meantime you can go on studying your books. don't talk. sit still. i'll be back immediately.
17:21oh blimey. what a funny woman we are having. i don't think i'm going to like this new teacher.
17:28i think i go home. i go home too. nein. what is use of going home? you cannot learn english at home.
17:37maybe i find a way. there is no way. i am thinking if we make new teacher go away perhaps mr brown is
17:45coming back. and how you make new teacher go? very easy.
17:52that's no good. we get blood all over the class. much better we push her out of the window.
17:59ah it is looking like we are being stuck with her. they must do something. it is duty to obey
18:04erected authorities. not so. laws are made to be obeyed. not even laws. it's bad law. principles
18:11action are unjust. he's right. but what can we do? there is nothing we can do. hey i've got an idea.
18:20what idea? we have the strike. yeah let's all have the strike. what is the strike? does this mean you're
18:27going to be fighting? no no no no. a strike like the big onions. what onions? the trade onions.
18:39i think your strike is not going to be working. what we are needing is to be revolting. and i am
18:46thinking you're already revolting. we are asking for a kick up the floor. come on silly. let's not quarrel
18:53amongst ourselves. i know. why not we all have a sit-out. you mean a sit-in. adopt policy of
19:02non-coopulation. for favor. you teacher are lives in classroom. we know cooperate. known as passage
19:10for once. japan-china in agreement. we now speak to new teacher. i like it. we keep the trap shut.
19:25silencio understand? not speaking. not a word. stum. that's right. hey signora she comes.
19:33i am your new teacher. and my name is miss hardacre. and i have come to drum english into
19:45your respective alien heads. and you have come here to learn. understand? good. now i have to take
19:54your names. you. what's your name? are you deaf? you? your name?
20:13you. name.
20:15i see. well i don't know how long you think you're going to keep this up. and i can assure you it
20:24won't make any difference to me. i'm just going to sit here until somebody speaks.
20:31oh god you have squashed my apple strudel.
20:39i think i've got it off now. well i'll be sending you the bill of course. i thought you might. well i
20:44wouldn't mind that coffee now. i'm so sorry. i've drunk it all. but you'll find the tea room down
20:47the corridor. tea room? tea room? you don't expect me to queue up with all those students. oh no no.
20:55while i'm teaching here i'll take my coffee in your office. black. no sugar.
21:00now while i'm here i think i'll have a look at your prospectus.
21:04the little i've seen you could do with a great deal of reorganization.
21:14who is it? it's me Gladys with your coffee and biscuits. all right come in.
21:24you look harassed. i am harassed.
21:28i suppose it's that new teacher isn't it? yes.
21:31the foreign students haven't spoken a word since mr brown left with the result that miss
21:35hardacre is spending her time reorganizing the entire school.
21:38she's already reduced two of the other teachers to tears and she's caused the caretaker to hand
21:44in his notice. it's only a matter of time before she takes over my job. well why don't you get rid
21:49of her and ask mr brown to come back? i can't do that. why not? well not after having dismissed him.
21:55i have my pride. mind you if he asked if he could come back i'd be only too happy to accept.
22:03ask to come back. but we miss you. look when i got your message to call here i thought it was for
22:11something serious. but we are serious. yes. if you ask miss courtney she's gonna have you back. yes.
22:17no i'm sorry it's out of the question. if she wants me back she'll have to ask me. now if that's all
22:21there is i'll say goodbye. oh mr brown! hey mr brown! oh i'm just seeing something. i was just
22:29going to look in on your old class. sorry. i was wondering. sorry. after you. no no no after you.
22:39well i was just wondering whether you'd consider coming back. i was just going to ask you if there
22:44was any chance of coming back. that's settled then. i thought you preferred uh women teachers.
22:49i do. but miss hardacre was more masculine than most men i've met.
22:54well do you want your job back or don't you? oh yes. good you've got it. we win! we win! mr brownies
23:02are coming back! hello. well if you'll all sit down we've got rather a lot of cashing up to do i'm afraid. excuse
23:15please. before we are doing that we are all changing your birthday pens and buying you other gift from
23:21arabs. the camden arabs. oh yes indeed. here you are. oh thank you. a wallet. hey a wallet! i've got a wallet!
23:44the cardstocks!
23:50the cardstocks!
24:04the cardstocks!
24:06the cardstocks!