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00:00Do-do-do-do
00:30Do-do-do-do-do...
00:34Do-do-do-do-do...
00:42Pah-pa-pa-pa...
00:52Looking for someone, Mr. Cervantes?
00:56Por favor.
00:58Never mind.
01:06Shh. This way.
01:10Oh, good evening, Juan.
01:12They only just made it.
01:13Si, si.
01:14Oh, come along into the classroom.
01:15In a momento.
01:16First, I have to go someplace.
01:18Ah, well, don't be too long.
01:19No.
01:23Hey, come on. This way.
01:24This way.
01:26Hi. Good evening, everyone.
01:30Well, I may as well warn you
01:32that I'm not in the best of humours tonight.
01:34In fact, I have a serious complaint.
01:36Why don't you go to the doctor?
01:38It's not that sort of complaint, Danielle.
01:40I'm far from happy with your progress.
01:42I feel as if I'm banging my head against a brick wall.
01:44Oh, blimey.
01:45If you're doing that, you'll be getting a headache.
01:49I checked your homework last night
01:50and, frankly, I think you're getting worse.
01:52Now, Max, the correct form of address for a cardinal
01:55is not Westminster Cathedral.
01:59I didn't know he'd moved.
02:02That should have been your eminence.
02:05And, Danielle, the word conjugate is applied to verbs
02:07and has nothing whatsoever to do with marital relations.
02:11Oh, why, I'm sorry.
02:13And as for you, Ranjeet,
02:14well, some of your answers made no sense whatsoever.
02:16That is because I'm not understanding the gist of the questions.
02:20So I'm answering different questions
02:23that I do understand.
02:26That is not the object of homework.
02:28Thousand apologies.
02:30Buonasera.
02:31Giovanni, what time do you call this?
02:33Eh, ten past seven.
02:36You're late.
02:37Haven't you got a watch?
02:38Ah, I had a watch.
02:40It was a beautiful watch.
02:41It was rust-a-proof, shock-a-proof, waterproof, everything.
02:46The only trouble is, it wasn't quite super-proof.
02:49Super-proof?
02:50Yeah.
02:51Last night, I'm working in the restaurant
02:52and, whoops-a-da-daisy,
02:54I dropped it in the sofa.
02:58Quiet.
03:00Have you seen one?
03:02One what?
03:04One Cervantes.
03:05Oh, scusi, no.
03:07Where the devil has he got to?
03:09Eh, perdon, signora.
03:13Eh, it's okay, my friend, wait here for me.
03:16Oh, I don't know about that.
03:18It's only to finish class.
03:20Oh, all right, then.
03:23Do you want a cup of tea?
03:24Eh, he not speak the English good.
03:26Oh.
03:26Not like me.
03:28Oh.
03:30You wait here.
03:31No speak.
03:33No nothing.
03:34K-O.
03:35No, K-O.
03:37Okay.
03:38Okay.
03:39Okay, you see.
03:42Right, now, this evening,
03:43we're going to concentrate on the alphabet.
03:45I'm going to go around the class
03:46and I want each of you to give me a word
03:48beginning with a different letter from the alphabet.
03:49Max, we'll start with you.
03:51A or A?
03:51A desk.
03:56No, Max, that's a D.
03:58All right, D desk.
04:01No, Max, desk does not begin with a letter A.
04:03I want a word beginning with a letter A.
04:06A door.
04:07Good.
04:07A door.
04:08Well done.
04:09Excuse, please.
04:10Yes, Ali?
04:11I'm not understanding why you are saying
04:13a desk is not right,
04:14but a door is right.
04:16Ah, yes.
04:16Well, you see, when Max said a door,
04:18he was meaning the verb to a door.
04:20And although they do sound the same,
04:21he didn't mean a door.
04:23For example, this door.
04:24Am I right, Max?
04:25Sure, you're right.
04:26I'm meaning any door.
04:29At this rate,
04:30it'll take us a week to get through the alphabet.
04:32Oh, we'll try again, Max.
04:33Please give me a word beginning with a letter A.
04:36And I don't want A something,
04:37just one word beginning with a letter A.
04:40Think of a fruit.
04:42Apple?
04:43Apple.
04:43Good.
04:44Danielle, B.
04:46B for brown.
04:48Good.
04:48B for beautiful.
04:50Yeah, thank you, Danielle.
04:53Hannah, C.
04:55Red.
04:56Red?
04:57What's that got to do with C?
04:59Red C.
05:02I want a word beginning with the letter C.
05:05Cow?
05:06Yes, well done.
05:08Tarot.
05:09D.
05:10D.
05:10Arsel.
05:14Darko.
05:15Darko.
05:16Well, what did it do?
05:16Darko.
05:18Darko.
05:19Yes, good.
05:21Jamila.
05:22E.
05:23Heavening.
05:24Good.
05:25Excellent.
05:25Well done.
05:26Giovanni.
05:27F.
05:28Thick.
05:29Thick.
05:30That's right.
05:31No, there's no such word as thick.
05:33Sure there is.
05:35My boss is English and he say lots of times, through thick and through thin.
05:41Yes, well your boss's grammar isn't very good and don't give me the old chestnut about
05:45his grandma being very good for her age.
05:47I not say that.
05:48Good.
05:49She's dead.
05:50Yes, everybody.
05:53Look, there's far too much levity in this class.
05:55Don't forget that you have your exams coming up shortly.
05:57Now, try and take it seriously, please.
05:59Giovanni, a word beginning with F.
06:02Female.
06:03Good.
06:03Well done.
06:05Suli.
06:06G.
06:07Glate.
06:08Glate.
06:09As in Glate Wall of China, built by Grawlier's Chinese workers.
06:12Ah, yes.
06:13Thank you, Suli.
06:14Oh, Van, we're just going through the alphabet.
06:20Por favor.
06:22A, B, C, D, E.
06:23Ah, sí, alfabeto.
06:26A, B, C, D.
06:29Would you like to give me a word beginning with the letter H?
06:32Ah.
06:33Ah, sí.
06:34Pues, uh, mira, uh, por favor.
06:41Palabra.
06:41Ah, palabra.
06:42Julay.
06:45Julay?
06:45Sí.
06:46April, May, Jun, Julay.
06:50No, well, that's a J.
06:51July.
06:52I want H.
06:53Ah, sí.
06:54Hacienda.
06:55Yeah, well, I'll accept that.
06:57Por favor.
06:57It's all right.
06:57It doesn't matter.
06:58Sit down.
06:59Good.
07:01Ali.
07:03I.
07:04You are what?
07:07A word beginning with the letter I.
07:10Infidel.
07:11Are you meaning me?
07:11Yes.
07:13Hi, apparently.
07:14Sit down.
07:15Ranjit.
07:16J.
07:17Jackass.
07:19Are you meaning me?
07:21Well, definitely.
07:23Knock your gun.
07:24Tell one of you, monkey face.
07:26Quiet, please.
07:26Sit down, both of you.
07:27Danielle.
07:28K.
07:29K for kind-hearted.
07:31Good.
07:31K for kiss.
07:32I think that'll do, Danielle.
07:37Uh, Max.
07:38L.
07:39Elephant.
07:41Now, Max, try again.
07:45Love it.
07:46Good.
07:46Anna, M.
07:49Meister, Zinger.
07:51Pamela, N.
07:54Knitting.
07:56No, knitting begins with a K.
07:57Lo, ji.
07:58Achei zabaan hai ku.
07:59Sikhe to kaisa sikhe.
08:00Likhte kuch hai hai.
08:01Wolte kuch hai.
08:01What do you knit with?
08:05Ah.
08:06Wool.
08:09What are these?
08:12Needles.
08:12Needles.
08:13Excellent.
08:14Well done.
08:15Giovanni, can you give me a word beginning with the letter O?
08:18Orible.
08:19No.
08:20Holiday?
08:21No.
08:23Opeless?
08:25Yes, you are.
08:27You keep dropping your aspirates.
08:28Eh?
08:31I'll not drop nothing.
08:34No, no, no.
08:34An aspirate is the sound made by the letter H.
08:37The words you've given me all start with H and not with an O.
08:40Scusi.
08:41I want a word beginning with O.
08:42Come on.
08:43How to sign?
08:44That's better.
08:46Excuse me, Mr. Brown.
08:47Ah.
08:48Hello, Dennis.
08:48Miss Courtney wants to see you in the tea room.
08:50Ah.
08:50All right.
08:51I'll be as quick as I can.
08:52Giovanni, would you take charge of the class while I'm away?
08:54Si, Professor.
08:57I think you'd better come too, Pedro.
08:59Por favor.
08:59Well, Miss Courtney's found you a fishy friend.
09:03Are you going to answer me?
09:06Look, what is your name?
09:09Who are you and what are you doing here?
09:13What seems to be the problem, Miss Courtney?
09:15This is.
09:16I just came in here and found him.
09:18Well, he seems to be some sort of foreigner, but I can't get a word out of him.
09:21Is he one of yours?
09:22No, I've mentioned him.
09:24Well, you can find out what he's doing here.
09:26After all, you do seem to have a way with these foreign persons.
09:30Well, I'll do my best.
09:32Hello.
09:34What is your name?
09:36Name?
09:37Do you speak English?
09:38No?
09:40Parlez-vous français?
09:42Sprechen de Deutsch?
09:44Parlez Italiano?
09:45Habla Spaniel?
09:47Or say something, even if it's only got naughty.
09:51Amigo.
09:52Everything's all right.
09:54Not worry, not worry.
09:55Oh, Juan, you know this person.
09:56Si.
09:57I tell you truth.
09:58He's my brother.
09:59Your brother?
10:00I don't believe you.
10:01Okay, I tell you truth.
10:03He's not my brother.
10:06He's a good friend.
10:07We sleep together.
10:09Pardon?
10:11Not in the same bed.
10:12Same room.
10:14Look, why don't you tell me the whole story, Juan?
10:16Okay.
10:17I'll make it a clean chest.
10:18Breast.
10:19Si.
10:20But you must promise me not to tell nobody.
10:22Well, let's hear what you have to say first.
10:25His name is Boris.
10:26His Marinero.
10:28Marinero?
10:28Si.
10:31Oh, a sailor.
10:34Sailor.
10:35Last night he come in bar where he work.
10:37He's rushing.
10:38Rushing?
10:39Si.
10:39You mean he was in a hurry?
10:41No, no.
10:42He's rushing.
10:43From Russia.
10:44Oh.
10:46Sailor?
10:46A Russian sailor?
10:48Si.
10:48We drink.
10:50Vodka.
10:51Si, vodka.
10:52And he asked me for mental home.
10:54Asked you for what?
10:55He say, no go back Russia.
10:58Ask me for mental home.
10:59Casa de loco.
11:01Asylum.
11:03Political asylum.
11:04Si, si.
11:06He's a defector.
11:08No, he's Rucci.
11:10There.
11:11You don't let him take him back, eh?
11:13Oh, no, of course not.
11:14This is a free country.
11:15If he wants to stay here, he's perfectly at liberty to do so.
11:18Welcome to England, comrade.
11:20Bolshoi, spasiba.
11:22Bolshoi, spasiba.
11:22Bolshoi, spasiba.
11:24Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
11:27SILENCIO
11:32SILENCIO
11:46What do you want?
11:50You're supposed to be studying the books
11:52Who say so?
11:54I say so
11:55Yeah, look, professor is putting me in charge
11:59You've got to do what I tell you
12:01Now, I'm going to ask the questions
12:04And you're going to give me the answers
12:06Okey-cokey
12:08Ali
12:10Yes, please
12:12What is a nauna?
12:14Oh, blimey
12:15It is very simple
12:16Nauna is a lady who is living in a convent
12:20That's a nauna
12:23Jamila
12:24What's the plural of a thief?
12:30Huh?
12:30The plural of a thief
12:32A thief
12:34Robbers
12:36No, not robbers
12:39Look, these are robbers
12:42Now, one a thief
12:46Two
12:47Thieves
12:48That's better
12:49Max
12:51What's the opposite of bitter?
12:56Lotta
12:57That's not right
12:59Sure it is
13:01Opposite of bitter money is lotta money
13:03Quiet, please
13:07Silencio
13:08Thank you, Giovanni
13:10You can sit down
13:10Juan, I think it might be a good idea if Boris sat next to you
13:15For your general information, Boris is from Russia
13:20Ah, much better he sit next to me
13:22Rather than representative of capitalist philosophy
13:25Sorry to disappoint you, Sulee, but Boris has decided to change horses
13:29Oh, blimey
13:31Is he a Russian cowboy?
13:32No, Ali, I mean that he's decided that he prefers our democratic way of life to the Russian regime
13:39He's a defector
13:40He's a traitor
13:41But a Ling Lushen embassy
13:42That will do no such thing, Sulee
13:44Boris has made his decision and after the class, Miss Courtney will inform the home office
13:49Who will then decide whether he can stay
13:50Why he wish to leave Russia?
13:52Well, I haven't the faintest idea
13:53Hey, maybe he's a spy
13:56Yeah
13:56A double agent
13:58Maybe Sulee is right
13:59We send him back where he came from
14:01He should be interrogated
14:02Sit down, everybody
14:05Quiet, please
14:06Sit down
14:07Juan, I'm sure that Boris has a perfectly good reason for wishing to remain here
14:10Boris
14:11Would you come out here, please?
14:17Juan, does Boris speak any English?
14:20Ah, I teach him a little
14:21Oh, good
14:22Why do you wish to leave Russia?
14:25Por favor
14:25I see you speak English as well as Juan does
14:30It's all right
14:31Why do you wish to leave Russia?
14:33Come over here
14:36Russia?
14:42Da-da
14:42England?
14:48Da-da
14:48Why you leave Russia to stay in England?
14:53Ah
14:54Ah, a woman
15:09Is this true one?
15:12Si, si
15:12Last night in bar
15:14He meets beautiful girl
15:16He has fallen
15:17How you say here?
15:18Heels over head
15:20Head over heels?
15:22Oh, well, thank you, Boris
15:24You can sit down now
15:25Uh, sit down
15:27Ah, da-da
15:28Vive l'amour, Boris
15:30Well, Sully, I'm sure even you wouldn't wish to stand in the way of true love
15:35True love should be for state, not individual
15:37Yes, well, not this side of the iron curtain
15:40Now, where were we up to in the alphabet?
15:42Which letter have we got to?
15:44P
15:44P
15:44Well, then suppose you give me a word beginning with P
15:47Plopaganda
15:48Plopaganda
15:49As used by decadent Western world to splat rise about growly as peace-rubbing Chinese
15:55Sully, do you have to make a political speech every time you answer a question?
16:00Yes
16:00Chairman Mao, he said
16:02It is duty of those who can see
16:04To guide Brian to write off clues
16:07The eight points for attention are as follows
16:09Do not damage clots
16:11Do not take riveties with women
16:13Do not...
16:14Sully, sit down, thank you
16:16That'll do
16:17Ali
16:18Can you give me a word beginning with Q?
16:23Q?
16:24Yes
16:24Go on
16:25Q
16:27Yes
16:27Come on
16:28Q
16:29Ali, will you give me a word beginning with the letter Q?
16:32Oh, blimey
16:33I'm giving it to you three times already
16:35Q
16:36Like bus stop Q
16:39Oh, I'm sorry
16:41Well done
16:42Tarot
16:43R
16:44Awesome
16:45Radio
16:48Good
16:48Ranjit
16:49S
16:50Eskimo
16:51Eskimo begins with
16:54With an E
16:55Thousand apologies
16:56Think of a word that describes you
16:59Stupid
17:00You have to call me stupid
17:02You half-feated Pakistani poppadam
17:04Don't you call me Pakistani poppadam, you browned-off chapati
17:08All right, that'll do
17:10Sit down, the both of you
17:11One
17:11Tea
17:12Por favor
17:13Tea
17:14Ha
17:14Tea
17:16Ha
17:16Tea
17:17No, no, no, no, Juan
17:22I don't mean it's time for the tea break
17:23Eh, por favor
17:24Never mind, never mind, sit down
17:25No, but
17:26No, but
17:27Excuse me, Mr. Brown
17:28Ah, what is it this time, Gladys?
17:31There's another one turned up
17:32Another what?
17:33A rusky
17:34I've shown him into Miss Courtney's office
17:36I am Captain
17:38Are you?
17:41Da
17:41And you are Mrs
17:43I am Miss Courtney
17:46A fine woman like you has no husband?
17:51No
17:51Ah, I am understanding
17:54You prefer to have the lovers
17:56Certainly not
17:58Now, will you please get to the point?
18:01I have reason to believe that one of my men is here
18:04Really?
18:06Oh, come, Mrs. Courtney
18:07Miss
18:07Miss
18:08We both know he's here
18:12He must come back to the ship and return to us
18:14That is for him to decide
18:16Enter
18:18Wish to see me, Miss Courtney
18:20This is Captain Ivan Ivanovich
18:22Mr. Brown, our English teacher
18:24How are you doing?
18:25Yes, very well, thank you
18:27Ah, I welcome you to England
18:30You and your compatriot are perfectly safe here
18:32Don't have to go back to Russia if you don't want to
18:35Mr. Brown
18:37Yes?
18:38The captain has no wish to stay here
18:40He has come to take back the other person
18:43Ah, but you can't do that
18:45Why not?
18:46Well, he doesn't want to go back
18:47He's met this girl, you see, and they want to get married
18:50No, that's impossible
18:51We are only being here for the one night
18:53Well, it was love at first sight
18:54No, peoples do not fall in love at first sight
18:58I tell you, he cannot be getting an English wife
19:02Why not?
19:03Because he already has a Russian one
19:05Saying that he's already married?
19:08No, no, to Anastasia
19:10Well, this puts an entirely different complexion on the matter
19:13I'm afraid we have no alternative but to return your roving shipmate
19:18Will you see to it, Mr. Brown?
19:21Very well
19:21You are a woman of great perception
19:30As well as being beautiful
19:32Oh, thank you
19:34You are reminding me so much of your great national figure
19:39Oh, yes, people have said I resemble the Queen
19:42No, no, no, not the Queen
19:44British Bulldog
19:46Juan, I ask you the question
19:51What is the name for a group of cows?
19:55Por favor
19:56Hey, come on, you know what I'm saying
19:59You might fool Professor, you're not fool me, huh?
20:02Now, what's the name for a group of cows?
20:04I don't know
20:05A herd of cows
20:08Por favor
20:08Herd of cows
20:10Sure, I herd of cows
20:12Santa Maria, I herd of cows
20:15He's a lot of cows
20:17And you speak a lot of bull
20:19Right, thank you, Giovanni
20:23Oh, thank goodness you're back
20:26I tell you, Professor
20:26I don't know how you put up with all these foreigners
20:29Boris
20:32Da-da
20:33Yeah, well, there's a set of friend of yours outside
20:35He's waiting to take you back to the ship
20:38Captain Ivanovich
20:39Nyet, nyet
20:40Yeah, not nyet, nyet
20:41Da-da
20:42He's told me all about Anastasia
20:44Anastasia
20:46For your general information
20:47Anastasia is Boris' wife back in Russia
20:50Oh, the randy old Cossack
20:55You will permit me, Mr. Brown
21:01All yours, Captain
21:02Boris Borisovich
21:05Golubchik
21:07He's dead
21:21Right, let's now come along
21:23Pay attention
21:23We've had enough in drop sonderns for one evening
21:25Which letter in the alphabet were we up to?
21:27Ah
21:28Mi, Te, Ti
21:29Good, well, one
21:31Tabaa-co
21:31Tobacco.
21:32Tobacco.
21:33Good.
21:34Max.
21:35You.
21:36Me?
21:37No, no, no.
21:38The letter.
21:39You.
21:40Humbrella.
21:41Yes, good.
21:42But not humbrella.
21:44Umbrella.
21:45Hockey.
21:46Anna.
21:47V.
21:48Vent.
21:49Vent?
21:50Yes, good.
21:51As in air vent.
21:52Nein.
21:53As in I vent to wash my hands.
21:55No, Anna.
21:56Those words begin with W.
21:59I want a word beginning with V.
22:00What instrument does Yehudi Menuhin play?
22:03A fiddle.
22:04Oh, a violin.
22:06V.
22:07Violin, natürlich, ja.
22:09Good.
22:10Uh, Danielle.
22:11W.
22:12W for war.
22:13Good.
22:14W for when.
22:15I only wanted one word, Danielle.
22:19Excuse me, Mr. Brown.
22:20What is it this time, Gladys?
22:21He's back.
22:22Who's back?
22:23Ivan the Terrible.
22:24Wants to see you.
22:25Giovanni, would you...
22:26Oh, hi.
22:27Ah, Captain.
22:28You wanted to see me?
22:29Yes, Mr. Brown.
22:30Could I...
22:31Could I please have a word with you?
22:32Yes.
22:33Could I please have a word with you?
22:35Will you please speak on my behalf?
22:36Will you do this one thing for me?
22:37Oh, please.
22:38I tell you.
22:39Thank you, Mr. Brown.
22:40Thank you, Mr. Brown.
22:42Enter.
22:43Uh, Miss Courtney, we've got a bit of a problem.
23:01Captain Ivanovich is outside.
23:03Oh, don't tell me his compatriot has escaped.
23:05Oh, no, Boris is safely on his way back to the ship.
23:07Well, then why is the captain returned?
23:09Well, he wants to defect.
23:10You see, he says, like Boris, that he's fallen heels over head in love.
23:14Oh, these foreigners are impossible.
23:16Why, tell him to go away.
23:18His infatuations have nothing to do with us.
23:20Yeah, well, I'm afraid this one has, you see.
23:22He says, uh, he's fallen in love with you.
23:28My little English bulldog.
23:31You must love me, you.
23:34I am loving you, Mrs. Courtney.
23:37Why, thank you.
23:43Please.
23:44Please.
23:46Please.
23:48Please.
23:52Please.
23:53Please.
23:57Please.
23:59Please.
24:01Bradley David Martins,