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  • 5/29/2025

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00:00Do-do-do-do-do
00:30Do-do-do-do-do-do-wa
00:32Do-do-do-do-do-wa
00:34Come on, Ranjit, it's your turn
00:49I'm thinking what I'm going to be doing
00:52You have been thinking for five minutes
00:54Patience
00:55Our play is Krablo, not patience
01:00What do we want, Sully?
01:01Eighteen
01:02Okey-kokey, here we go
01:03Eighteen
01:06Nineteen
01:09Nineteen
01:09Twenty
01:12Hey, bullseyes to win, huh?
01:14Very good, Blavo
01:15Right, it's your turn now, Jolton
01:17Okay
01:18Eh, atención
01:21Soltan it, throw it
01:23Eh, shh, un momentito, un momentito
01:25Sorry, you throw
01:33I know bad
01:34What we want
01:35Five
01:36Where five?
01:37There
01:38Say, you're getting better
01:42Yes
01:43Yeah, you're starting to hit the board
01:44Good
01:45What happened?
01:50You're supposed to throw it forwards
01:52It's not a backwoods
01:53Where is it?
01:54Eh, sorry
01:55I say
01:56Pardon
02:01Oh, dearie me
02:03It's a good thing you were wearing a turban, Ranjit
02:05Otherwise you would have gone straight through your head
02:08Oh, blimey
02:10You don't have felt it
02:11Don't be feeling my fist in a moment
02:13Sorry, I feel so ranting
02:15I'm still thinking
02:17Yeah, six are slow thinkers
02:19Shut your Muslim mask
02:20We must have time limiters
02:23Come
02:23Ah, I'm getting a good one
02:26Sugar
02:28No goodo
02:30Quel idiota
02:31Sugar is not spelled S-H-U-G-A-R
02:35I'm thinking you are mistaken
02:37You damn fool
02:38Everybody knows sugar is spelled with two G's
02:41We win
02:44You won game, Juan
02:48Eh, we not have time
02:50Mr. Brown, he'll be here pretty pronto
02:52You flight a new ruse
02:53Eh, I beat you blinded, fool
02:56Lighty-ho
02:57Let's see you get double the top
02:59With your eyes closed
03:01Easy, easy
03:03Ha, ha, ha
03:04Croosed
03:05A one
03:06A two
03:08Ha, ha
03:10William
03:10I was trying to get that in top
03:20Rook's like you get it in the bottom
03:22Are you hurt, Sid?
03:25Huh?
03:26Did it hurt?
03:27You bend down and you'll find out
03:30What is going on in here?
03:32Not a thing
03:32Dart game
03:33I beg your pardon?
03:34See, it was us telling her he's good at dart playing
03:37Well, in future, Sidney
03:38Well, you kindly remember
03:39That the students have more important things to do
03:41Do you get my point?
03:42Yeah, I'll go east point as well
03:44Good heavens
03:48What's the matter?
03:49This door is full of holes
03:51Ha, maybe it's a wooden worm
03:54Woodworm?
03:55Ah, it's all right
03:56Yes
03:57Well, I've just had a telephone call from Mr. Brown
04:00He says he will be along later
04:01Apparently he is tied up at his flat
04:03Oh, blimey
04:04Should he not be going to untie him?
04:08I was speaking metaphorically
04:10It is better
04:11You speak English
04:13Silence
04:14Now, Mr. Brown may put up with your stupid remarks
04:18But I assure you
04:19You will find me a very different kettle of fish
04:21Excuse me, please
04:23What is mean kettle of fish?
04:26You'll find out
04:27Now, until Mr. Brown arrives
04:29I intend to find out what sort of progress you are making
04:32You
04:33How are you doing?
04:35Bocsánat
04:36How are you doing?
04:39Very pleased, thank you
04:40How are you doing?
04:43I'm just exploring about your English
04:46Bocsánat
04:47Your English
04:48No, no, no
04:49Hungarian
04:50You're hopeless
04:52No, no, look
04:53Hungarian
04:56Sit down
04:58Thank you
04:59You
05:01Give me the present perfect of the verb to move
05:05You know it not?
05:07Well, of course I know it
05:08Oh, good
05:09Then you can me tell?
05:10It is not my place to tell you anything
05:13How can we learn if you tell us not?
05:16You
05:17Well, si, senora
05:18What is a coma?
05:21Por favor
05:21What is a coma?
05:26Coma?
05:27Ah, coma
05:28Coma is when you are unconscious
05:30That is a coma
05:36A coma is a punctuation mark
05:39Ah, sorry
05:40I don't think Mr. Brown is teaching you anything
05:42Master Ji is teaching us very lots of English
05:45When I am arrived
05:46Not one body's is understand me
05:49Now, every body's is understand everything I am speak
05:53I see
05:54Well, in that case
05:56If someone were to stop you in the street
05:57And ask you the time
05:59What would you say?
06:00That wouldn't help them
06:08Oh, yes
06:09In my street
06:10Is all Indian peoples
06:12Silence
06:15You
06:17Yes, please
06:20Give me a collective noun
06:21For a collection of ants
06:23Antis
06:24Not ants
06:28Ants
06:30Insects
06:31What is a lot of ants?
06:34A damn nuisance
06:35Have you never heard of swarm?
06:40Yes, please
06:41England is called Pakistan swarm
06:43Silence
06:46Oh, sorry I'm late, Miss Courtney
06:49So am I
06:50I have just been seeing how your students are getting on
06:53Oh, I think they're progressing
06:54Yes, but in which direction?
06:56What have you been saying to upset Miss Courtney?
07:03Oh, blimey
07:04We are saying nothing
07:05She's asking some questions
07:07And we are telling her some answers
07:08Yeah, well, that explains it
07:10Are you going away?
07:12Only for one night
07:13I'm having my flat painted
07:14That's why I can't sleep there
07:15You are having your bed painted also
07:17No
07:17It's just that I can't stand the smell of fresh gloss paint
07:22Where will you be sleeping tonight?
07:24Well, I'll probably stay at the YMCA
07:26Much better than the YWCA
07:30I suppose any of you have a spare room, do you?
07:36It would give me much pleasure for you to share my humble house
07:39But unfortunately, my cousin and his family
07:41And also his cousin and his family
07:43Are staying with me
07:44You've got two families, both living in one house?
07:48Two families, both living in one room
07:51You are very welcome to come and stay with me
07:56Have you got a spare room?
07:57No
07:58But I have a very big bed
08:00Yes, well, thank you for the offer
08:03But I think it had better be the YMCA
08:05You can with me stay
08:07Don't tell me you've got a very big bed also
08:10No
08:10I have small bed
08:12Better much
08:13Okay
08:16You stay with Huss
08:17Who's Huss?
08:18Um, us
08:19Me and Giovanni
08:21Sure, we've got a room
08:22I didn't know you shared a flat
08:24Yeah, I had to leave my other place
08:25I had a big fight with the neighbour because of the noise
08:28What noise?
08:29Every night after midnight
08:31Guitar practice for one hour
08:33Surely you could ask them to stop?
08:35No
08:35Why not?
08:36It's me who practice the guitar
08:38Don't still practice the guitar, do you?
08:43No, Finnish guitar
08:44Oh, thank goodness for that
08:45Now I practice the drums
08:46What?
08:48I'm making the joke
08:50Look, I don't practice anything
08:51Hey, what you say?
08:52You can say with us
08:53Well, I, um
08:54Okay, you stay
08:55Hey, why don't we have a party?
08:59That's a good idea
09:00Everybody comes
09:01Yeah
09:02I bring a bottle
09:04Yeah, make sure
09:05Yeah, make sure it's not empty
09:06Yeah, we get us some pizza
09:09Chicken curry
09:10Flight life
09:12Chapati and pabudums
09:13Salata
09:14Gouillage
09:15German sausage
09:16Kiss the hand
09:20Smurgo's boot
09:21I make you sukiyaki
09:23We give you a night
09:24You never forget
09:25Yes, that's what I'm afraid of
09:29Come in, professori
09:34Oh, thank you
09:35This is the hall
09:36This is the kitchen
09:37This is my bedroom
09:38That's my bedroom
09:39This is the living room
09:41And this
09:41And that's my bedroom?
09:42No, that's the bathroom
09:43Oh
09:44Well, where am I sleeping?
09:46You sleep here on the chauffeur
09:47Sure, it's a very comfortable
09:48Don't worry, poppy, sorry
09:51It's black
09:53It's black
09:53It's black
09:53It's black
09:54It's black
09:55It's black
09:56It's black
09:57It's black
09:58It's black
09:58It's black
09:59It's black
10:00What was that?
10:03What was what?
10:04That awful noise
10:06There's only a train
10:07Only a train
10:08This is worse than the waiting room
10:10At Waterloo Station
10:11Don't worry
10:12You get used to it
10:13They only run every ten minutes
10:15After I shall
10:15I'll never be able to sleep through all that noise
10:19We give you some cotton wool to put in your ears
10:22Well, I shall need it
10:23Hey, look, we both better get the drinks
10:25Do you want to come with us, Professor?
10:26Well, actually, I'd like a bath, if that's all right with you
10:28Okey-cokey
10:28We'll be back in ten minutes
10:29I left them here on the table
10:40Here, where's Professore?
10:42Well, he said he was going to have a bath
10:44Okay, come on
10:45All right
10:46All right, just a moment
10:46Hello?
11:03Max?
11:06Giovanni?
11:07Anybody there?
11:08Yeah
11:08There, Sergeant?
11:26Yes, Madam?
11:28A burglar?
11:29Now, don't panic
11:30Stay where you are
11:31And I'll send a police car round right away
11:33He's trying to pick next door's love
11:43Don't worry, I'll sort him out
11:45Oh, I do hope this sort of thing doesn't happen often
11:48I only moved in yesterday
11:49Stand back, I'm going out there
11:50George, you stay with Miss Partridge
11:52All right, come quietly
11:59Oh, look, you're making a mistake
12:02Do you live here?
12:03No, but I'm staying here with friends
12:04What's the address?
12:06I don't know, I've never been here before, you see
12:07I see
12:08Look, there's a perfectly simple explanation
12:10Oh, well, why don't you come down to the station
12:12And tell it to the perfectly simple sergeant
12:14Hey, Professor, he's not out here
12:36Hey, he's not in the bathroom
12:37Well, he's not out there either
12:39Maybe he decide to sleep at YMCA after all
12:43No, his bag is still there
12:45He said he was going to have a bath
12:47Blimey, maybe he has gone down the plug hole
12:50Japanese philosopher say
12:54When a person is not here
13:00He must be somewhere else
13:04We know he's somewhere else, but somewhere where?
13:09Hey, why not not here?
13:11Hey, what's the matter?
13:16It's Mr. Brown
13:17What about Mr. Brown?
13:19He's gone
13:19Gone?
13:21Ten minutes ago he was here
13:22Now he's gone
13:24He's a lot of dead, he's a vanish
13:31Ah, gracias, adios
13:34Right, what's your name?
13:37Jeremy Brown
13:38Brown?
13:40Yes
13:40Oh, well, I suppose it makes a change from a smither Jones
13:43Now, according to PC Barnes, you were caught breaking and entering
13:47I was not breaking and entering
13:49Were you picking the lock?
13:51Yes
13:52But do you live there?
13:53No, but, er...
13:55Charge, breaking and entering
13:56Now, look, you're making a terrible mistake
13:59That's what Crippen said
14:01Let the round go by
14:05I demand to see my lawyer
14:12Sid, they've not nabbed you tonight as well
14:15Is he one of your accomplices, eh?
14:17No, I know him, he can vouch for me
14:19Estate he's in, he couldn't even vouch for his own mother
14:22What's he done, Barnes?
14:25Drunk and disorderly
14:26Pardon?
14:27Drunk and disorderly
14:28So am I
14:29Sergeant, here's the caretaker at the school where I teach
14:34He will tell you who I am
14:35You
14:36Do you know this man?
14:38He's a cop-man
14:38Sid, it's me, look
14:41Tell the sergeant who I am
14:43Charlie Farnsworth
14:45What?
14:48Never tell him your real name, son
14:50Oh, take him away
14:51Bring him back when he's sober
14:52Come on
14:53Happy, yes, we can't
14:56Now then, Mr. Brown
15:02Or Farns, Barnes
15:03Or whatever you call yourself
15:04Brown
15:06Profissor
15:07Max Giovanni
15:09Thank goodness you're here
15:10Look, tell this
15:10Tell this sergeant
15:12Who I am
15:13He's Mr. Jeremy Brown
15:14Yeah, he teach us to speak English
15:16Do you live at 6 Winthrop Road?
15:19Sure we do
15:20What happened?
15:21Where you been?
15:22Well, I got locked out on your balcony
15:23And your public-spirited neighbour
15:25Thought I was a burglar
15:26And called the police
15:27So you were telling the truth
15:29Yes
15:29I have a good mind to sue you
15:30For false arrest
15:31If you do
15:32There'll be a charge of assault and battery
15:34I haven't assaulted anyone
15:35No
15:36But I should go now
15:37Before I do
15:39Hey everybody, we find Mr. Brown
16:03Now we all have at the party
16:06Hey, where's all the food?
16:09We saved you a piece of quiche
16:10Oh, good
16:11Blimey
16:12I was hungry
16:13So I'm eating it
16:14Big deal
16:16Well, actually, I could do with a drink
16:18Eh, no drink
16:19What, not a drop?
16:20Eh, si, one drop
16:22Don't worry, Profissori
16:24I fixed everything for us
16:26Max, pub
16:27Okay, I'll go and get some beer
16:28Then we all have at the party
16:31Nah
16:31Not all
16:32I make a date
16:35With Danielle
16:36We all going to have a dance
16:39All right
16:40We must also be go
16:45Yes
16:46Ha, Masterji
16:48Ali S.B. let me watch his television
16:50Yes, we are not wanting to miss
16:51Starkers and Crutch
16:53Tarsky and Hatch
16:57Jolly good
16:58See you at school time
16:59Yeah
17:00But heavening, everybody
17:03A thousand apologies
17:04Why?
17:05What have you done?
17:05Nothing
17:06It's what I'm going to be doing
17:08What are you going to be doing?
17:12Taking Ingrid for a late show
17:14We going to see Swedish film
17:16It is being all about a Swedish pair
17:19I think you mean au pair
17:22That is correct
17:23You'll be excusing us, please
17:24Yeah, certainly
17:25Have a good time
17:26I'd like to tell me
17:30You two are going to the pictures, too
17:32No, not so
17:34Sully and Emil
17:38Go to bed
17:39Oh
17:40Beg your pardon?
17:43Not together
17:44I go home to little late book
17:46I go
17:47Sleep home
17:49Yes
17:49Sayonara
17:56Sayonara
17:57Too much sucky
17:59Hope you have present night
18:02Ciao
18:03Ciao
18:04Well, it's going to be a swinging party
18:06Not to worry
18:08Now we've got plenty beer for five
18:10You have even more for three
18:12Oh, not you two, Anna
18:13Yeah, us two
18:14I help Zoltan mit home work
18:17Come
18:17Again
18:18Good morning
18:19Good night
18:20I hope
18:22And then there were three
18:26Okay, everybody
18:27Hey, where is everybody?
18:30They've all pushered off
18:32Some nice friends we got
18:34Hey, look, why don't we go down to the disco?
18:37Hey, that's a good idea
18:38And we pick up a couple of birds
18:40Oh, I don't want to pick up a couple of birds
18:42Yeah, Professor is right
18:43We don't want to pick up a couple of birds
18:45We pick up three birds
18:47Oh
18:47One each
18:48Now, you two go on
18:51Why you not want to come with us?
18:53Well, I feel tired and wounded
18:54I think I'll just turn in for the night
18:56You sure now?
18:57Yeah
18:57No, but don't we stop you two going?
18:59Okay, cocky
19:00I'll just get ready for bed
19:02Hey, you'll find some blankets in the herring cupboard
19:04Ah
19:04Any cotton wool
19:14In the bathroom?
19:16Thank you
19:16See you tomorrow
19:17Hey, why is he shouting?
19:20I don't know
19:20You want a beer before we go?
19:23Sure
19:24There you are
19:26Hey, it's a stuffy in here
19:30Yeah, it's a bit, isn't it?
19:34Ah, that's a better
19:36Yes
19:38Salute
19:39Nice party
19:43Fantastic
19:44You know, Max
19:47I really fancy that Ingrid
19:49Yeah, you fancy anyone
19:51That's not true
19:53Is it?
19:55I don't fancy you
19:57Hey, our light's just gone out
20:22Mr. Brown must be wanting to sleep
20:25We better go to the disco
20:27Okay
20:28It's locked
20:33Hey, professore
20:35Her house was very quiet
20:43Nothing could be heard
20:45Yet the old lady could almost feel a sense of evening
20:48She listened
20:50The silence was oppressive
20:52Suddenly there was a knock at the window
20:56Death, sergeant
21:03Oh, it's not you again, madam
21:06Are you sure it's not the same fellow?
21:09There are two fellows
21:10Look, I suggest you just sit there and wait
21:14Go round and see a neighbour
21:16And wait till the constable arrives
21:17Eh?
21:24No
21:25Come in
21:32Oh, please excuse me
21:35The front door was open
21:36I did knock
21:37Oh, sorry
21:38I was asleep
21:39There's burglars on my balcony
21:41Are you sure?
21:42Yes, I saw them
21:43Evil-looking they were
21:45They'll be rifling my drawers now
21:47The French window wasn't locked
21:53Oh, I see
21:53All right, well, leave it with me
21:55I'll go and see what they're up to
21:56Oh, do be careful
21:57Yes
21:58What are we going to do?
22:01Break at the window
22:02Break!
22:05Shh!
22:05Do you have funny?
22:06What are you doing here?
22:07Well, you locked us out
22:08Yeah, we knock on the window next door
22:10And the woman screamed and ran away
22:12Oh, she thought you were a burglar
22:14You'd better get inside
22:15All right, just a moment
22:16I'll go and get the beer
22:17No, no, no, I'll get it
22:17You stay here
22:18All right, thank you
22:25Now, are you sure you don't mind me staying here for the night?
22:31Not at all, sir
22:32I think it'll be safer for both of us, eh?
22:35All right
22:35At least I'll get some sleep
22:37Good night, sir
22:38Good night
22:39Who's that?
22:48Psh!
22:49Oh, it's you, Mr Brown
22:51Let's have a sing-song
22:53Sugar in the morning
22:55Sugar in the morning
22:56Beies, stripper within the morning
22:57Tacky jokes
22:58But I have been sitting here for the night
22:59I know a beautiful night
23:00I can think of it
23:01Although I am strong
23:02I'll be Hochbein' home
23:02I love you, Mr Brown
23:03I'm really great
23:04Leaveуб outrage
23:05ırrament
23:05Oh, my God
23:06I love you, Mr Brown
23:07Beies, Andrew Brown
23:07Uber In the morning
23:07Perfectly
23:08Your skills and teachers
23:08All right, so on this
23:09Gebä Cola Nein, so on this
23:10It's bad
23:11I'm all right
23:12You won't beuler
23:13най outs Simone
23:13What are you sounds like?
23:14Holab
23:16You don't be
23:17excitiful
23:18You're in the matter
23:18You're in the morning