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00:00Do-do-do-do
00:30Do-do-do-do-do-do-wa
00:32Do-do-do-do-do-wa
00:34Ah, good evening.
00:48I see that the meaning of the word punctuality hasn't yet sunk in with certain members of our class.
00:54You see, Max, I told you we'd be here before Professor.
01:01Better sit down before he comes.
01:03Okey-cokey.
01:04Good evening.
01:07How did you get in? Through the window?
01:10You're late. Too busy drinking in the pub to notice the time?
01:13Well, we've not been in a pub, have we been, Max?
01:17Sure we haven't.
01:18Look, we were coming to the school and we see this old lady trying to cross the road.
01:23That's right, she was very old.
01:24A hand very blind.
01:25Yeah, pushing a pram.
01:29An old blind lady pushing a pram?
01:32Well, maybe she wasn't exactly blind.
01:35Well, maybe she wasn't exactly there, either.
01:38Sure is true.
01:39On Max's life, we have not been in that pub. Honest.
01:44All right.
01:47Hey, you left your books in the pub.
01:50What's up, come on, yeah.
01:52What's the matter?
01:54Look behind you.
01:59Not been in the pub, eh?
02:03Now I remember. We were there, just for a minute.
02:06Come on, sit down, all of you.
02:08Hey, why you not tell me that the teacher's behind me, you Italian macaroni?
02:13Why you...
02:14You lump of Spanish omelette.
02:17All right, come on, sit down and be quiet.
02:19Hey, teacher is right. You sit down.
02:21Sit down, be quiet.
02:23Go on, sit down, go.
02:24Sit down, sit down.
02:25Yet one man includes you.
02:27Por favor.
02:28You heard...
02:29Sit down.
02:30I'm getting rather tired of this continual habit of certain people being late.
02:33Now, 7.30 is the time class commences, and you should all be sitting at your desks, ready to begin work.
02:38Now, I shall tell you again.
02:40In the future, anybody who comes late will go straight home.
02:42Good evening, everybody.
02:44You're late.
02:47Hank?
02:48Oh, no.
02:49Look, please.
02:50I am being early.
02:51It is only 20 minutes past the 7 o'clock.
02:53Correction.
02:54It is 25 minutes to the 8.
02:56That clock is not being right at all.
02:58Oh.
02:59And I suppose my watch is not being right also.
03:02Yes, please.
03:04Has it occurred to you that it might be your watch that is wrong?
03:06Oh, blimey.
03:08This watch is guaranteed never to be wrong.
03:10It is 21 jewelies.
03:15Jewels.
03:16Yes, please.
03:16I am buying it today from the marketplace.
03:19You bought that watch from a stall on the market?
03:21Most definitely.
03:22The man is telling me it is jolly good bargain.
03:2521 jewelies and real gold case.
03:2918 turnips.
03:3318 carats.
03:34Sorry, please.
03:37Well, how much did you pay for this 21 jeweled 18 carat gold timepiece?
03:41Uh, two pound 50 pence.
03:45I think he saw you coming, Ali.
03:47Ah, most definitely.
03:49He was seeing me coming before I was seeing him.
03:52What I mean is you were swindled.
03:54Oh, no.
03:55You can't buy a watch for two pounds 50.
03:57Ah, but the man is telling me it is being so cheap
03:59because it is bankrupted stock.
04:04Rupt head.
04:04It's not going, Ali.
04:07Uh, perhaps it needs a wind up?
04:10There's nothing to wind up.
04:12Look, it's empty.
04:14Oh, blimey.
04:15I am being chittered.
04:16Excuse me, please.
04:17I'm going to find the crooked man.
04:18But you won't be there now, Ali.
04:20What about my money?
04:21Well, you just have to put it down to experience.
04:23I'll sit down.
04:23We've got a lot of work to do.
04:27How are you coming along?
04:28Bocsánat.
04:29Have you learned any more English?
04:32Bocsánat.
04:33More English?
04:35Tanultam-e új angol kifejezéseket?
04:38Igen.
04:38Yes.
04:40Eh, bloody foreigners.
04:42Well, that's a start.
04:47You'll just have to follow the lesson as best you can, yeah?
04:51And I'll explain later.
04:53Do you understand?
04:54Well, never mind.
04:57Sit down and do your best.
04:58Right.
04:59Now, tonight we're going to look at sentence construction.
05:02Now, can anybody give me a definition of a sentence, please?
05:05Me, please.
05:06Yes, Su Li.
05:07A sentence is a group of words that makes complete sense.
05:11Very good.
05:12For example, communism is only clue way of life.
05:15Thanks.
05:15Or, capitularies are enemies of peace-raving people.
05:18Or, China will want...
05:19Yeah, I think you'll make your point, Su Li.
05:21Right.
05:22Now, a sentence contains eight parts of speech.
05:24Can anybody tell me what they are?
05:26Come along.
05:26Noun.
05:27Good.
05:28Excellent.
05:29Pronoun.
05:29Very good.
05:30Hey, why am I very good?
05:32And she's excellent.
05:33Well, all right.
05:34You're both excellent.
05:35Of course.
05:35Right.
05:36Anybody else?
05:37Affirm.
05:37Good.
05:38Hadro.
05:39Well done.
05:40Objective.
05:40Yes.
05:42Papacational.
05:43Good-o.
05:43Uh, good.
05:44Yes.
05:45Conjunction.
05:45Well done.
05:46And one more.
05:47Come on.
05:48Doesn't anybody know what the other one is?
05:49An interjection.
05:50Right.
05:51Can anybody tell me what an interjection is?
05:53Si, senor.
05:54Yes, why?
05:55Needle.
06:00Si, like, uh, doctor.
06:06Interjection.
06:06Now, uh, that's an injection.
06:09Ah, sorry.
06:10An interjection is a word put into a sentence to express some emotion, such as O, R or Hush.
06:16Right.
06:16We will now construct a sentence starting with a noun.
06:20Ranjeet, can you give us a noun, please?
06:22Idiot.
06:25Idiot?
06:25Surely you could have thought of something else.
06:27I could have said Muslim.
06:30Don't you have been insulting me.
06:31If you go to the right, that'll do, Ranjeet.
06:34You're here to learn English.
06:35Now, kind of keep your personal prejudices to yourself.
06:38A thousand apologies.
06:39Aye.
06:39Now, give me a noun, please.
06:41A waiter.
06:42A waiter.
06:43Good.
06:44Now, Max, an adjective.
06:47Come along.
06:49Look, Ranjeet gave us a noun, waiter.
06:52You describe him.
06:53Is he old, tall, short, thin?
06:55How do I know?
06:56I never met him.
07:00We're not talking about an actual waiter, Max.
07:03Ah, he's a part-time waiter.
07:06We are trying to construct a sentence.
07:09Ranjeet has given us a noun, waiter.
07:11I want you to give me an adjective that describes him.
07:14Okay.
07:15A hold waiter.
07:16An old waiter.
07:18With a moustache.
07:19Just old will do.
07:23Okay.
07:25Right.
07:25We'll put a definite article in.
07:27The old waiter.
07:29Now, we need a verb.
07:30Something he was doing.
07:31Danielle?
07:32Ooh, making love.
07:34Can't you think of something better that he could have been doing?
07:37But I can't see nothing better than making love.
07:41Yes, but something more appropriate to a waiter in a restaurant.
07:44Bon, alors.
07:45He's served.
07:47Served.
07:48Good.
07:48The old waiter served.
07:52Now, we need an adverb.
07:55Tarot.
07:56Pass up.
07:58Yeah, an adverb, please.
08:00Modifying the verb served.
08:02Carefully.
08:03Carefully.
08:04No, carefully.
08:05Right.
08:05Now, can anybody add anything to that?
08:15The old waiter carefully served fish and chips.
08:22Two more nouns and a conjunction.
08:24Hockey-cokey.
08:26Hockey-cokey.
08:27The old waiter carefully served.
08:31Two more nouns and a conjunction.
08:32All right, first time, Giovanni.
08:38Mr. Brown?
08:39Yes, Sid?
08:40There's a geezer out here who wants to see Miss Courtney.
08:43What's that got to do with me?
08:43Well, I can't find her anywhere.
08:45Would you come out and have a word with him?
08:46Oh, yes, all right.
08:47Now, I want you to complete the sentence using an interjection, a preposition and a pronoun,
08:51and I shall be back in a minute, all right?
08:52All right.
08:53All right.
08:53This is him.
09:01Are you Miss Courtney?
09:05Do I look like Miss Courtney?
09:07Well, I'd ask to see Miss Courtney.
09:09Ah.
09:09Well, who are you?
09:10My name's Forbes Fortescue.
09:13Pardon?
09:15Forbes Fortescue.
09:18Oh, Jeremy Brown.
09:19I'm an ATC.
09:24I'm a BA, Oxfam.
09:27My card.
09:28Oh.
09:29Oh, you're an ATC, an assistant town clerk.
09:31Quite so.
09:32Ah, I see.
09:33Ah, Miss Courtney.
09:34Mr. Brown, is this another of your foreign students?
09:37No, he's an ATC.
09:38I don't care what nationality he is.
09:41It's time you were in the classroom.
09:43Madam, my name is Forbes.
09:47He's hyphenated.
09:48How unfortunate.
09:51I'm here from the town hall.
09:53We have some news from the palace.
09:55Victoria or Crystal?
09:58Buckingham.
09:59I'm here in connection with the royal visit to the borough next week.
10:04And as the Duke himself laid the foundation stone of this building,
10:07it has been suggested that Her Majesty and His Royal Highness
10:10pay a brief informal visit to the school.
10:13The Queen and Prince Philip coming here.
10:15Next Tuesday.
10:16Did you hear that, Mr. Brown?
10:17They're coming here, the two of them, together, in person.
10:20Him and her, together, in person.
10:22Well, calm down, Miss Courtney.
10:23Don't overexcite yourself.
10:24Who's getting overexcited?
10:25I'm being perfectly calm about the whole being.
10:27I'm being perfectly calm about the whole being.
10:28I'm being perfectly calm about the whole being.
10:29I'm being perfectly calm about the whole being.
10:30I'm being perfectly calm about the whole being.
10:31I'm being perfectly calm about the whole being.
10:32I'm being perfectly calm about the whole being.
10:33I'm being perfectly calm about the whole being.
10:34I'm being perfectly calm about the whole being.
10:35I'm being perfectly calm about the whole being.
10:36I'm being perfectly calm about the whole being.
10:37I'm being perfectly calm about the whole being.
10:38I'm being perfectly calm about the whole being.
10:39I'm being perfectly calm about the whole being.
10:40I'm being perfectly calm about the whole being.
10:41I'm being perfectly calm about the whole being.
10:42I've seen some strange things on toilet doors.
11:01Bucks and does, lads and lasses, setters and pointers,
11:04but I have never seen dukes and queens.
11:07Oh, it's not for them to use.
11:08What's it for?
11:09Well, it's Miss Courtney's idea.
11:11You see, she didn't want to offend the royal family
11:14by letting them see toilet doors.
11:16So I've done the best thing. I've disguised them.
11:19Oh, very diplomatic.
11:20Right, what a waste of time it is, though, Mr Brown.
11:23They must have loosened Bucketham Palace.
11:25Oh, absolutely.
11:27Is the old Batlax in yet?
11:28The old Batlax is here.
11:31Well, I wasn't meaning you, Miss Courtney.
11:33Well, I trust you are not referring to Her Majesty.
11:35Oh, no, no, no. I was referring to Gladys, the tea lady.
11:38Huh. Here.
11:40Here. What's this for?
11:42Well, it is not for sticking in your buttonhole.
11:45It is to wave at the royal personages.
11:50Are you going to change?
11:51Into what?
11:52Well, you surely don't intend to greet our distinguished guests
11:56in that jacket.
11:57Haven't you anything a little more formal?
11:59I've got a black tie I wear for funerals.
12:01Here.
12:02Well, that's better than if I'm going to a cup final.
12:08Sydney, go and sweep the schoolyard.
12:12I'll sweep it up once.
12:13Well, sweep it again.
12:15You wouldn't like me to go down on me hands and knees and scrub it, would you?
12:18Don't be ridiculous.
12:20It wouldn't dry before they arrived.
12:27I think I'll go and polish the silver.
12:30What silver?
12:31Well, I brought my silver tea set in case they wanted a drink.
12:34Oh, perhaps the Duke would prefer a tot of rum being an ex-naval man.
12:37Oh, dear.
12:38I haven't thought of that.
12:40Oh, well, he'll just have to make do with sherry.
12:42Shall I ask Gladys to make up a couple of ham rolls in case they feel a bit peckish?
12:45Ham rolls?
12:48You can't give royalty ham rolls.
12:52This is a very special occasion.
12:54Tell her to open a tin of salmon.
12:57You don't want anything to eat.
12:59It is better to be prepared.
13:02Oh.
13:03I wonder if we should have got a red carpet.
13:06Look, why don't you go the whole hog and ask the music class to play the national anthem as they enter?
13:10This is supposed to be an informal visit.
13:12I don't think you're approaching this special occasion in the right attitude.
13:15I think you're being carried away.
13:16Nonsense.
13:18This is an opportunity for all the staff and students to show their loyalty and devotion to our sovereign.
13:23It's up to the entire school to make a good impression.
13:27One never knows where it may lead.
13:29The New Year's Honours list isn't far away.
13:31Honours list?
13:32Yes.
13:33A knighthood could be within your grasp.
13:35A knighthood?
13:40Mr. Jeremy Brown.
13:59Arise, Sir Jeremy.
14:07Mr. Brown?
14:08Yes, Your Majesty.
14:09I beg your pardon.
14:11I thought you were the Queen.
14:12Have you been drinking?
14:13No, I would just stay dreaming.
14:14Well, you had better wake up.
14:15They are due to arrive in half an hour.
14:17Now, where are your students?
14:18They're in the cloakroom, changing.
14:20Changing?
14:20Yes, they insisted on wearing their national costumes.
14:24Granite?
14:26Granite, are you there?
14:27What?
14:28Oh, blimey, raw Britannia!
14:34Well, don't you like it?
14:35Do what?
14:36Don't you like it?
14:37Very patriotic.
14:39I don't know whether a salute you will run you up a flagpole.
14:43I've got a surprise for you.
14:45Yeah?
14:46Look.
14:46Oh, boy.
14:47That'll surprise the Duke.
14:52Surprise him?
14:53He'll paralyze him.
14:54You're supposed to curse you, not flash him your underwear.
14:58Any of my stupid...
14:59Good heavens.
15:00Hey, don't speak to us, you flat, you own niggers.
15:05Here, they will come up here, won't they?
15:07Oh, yes, I expect so, Gladys.
15:09Oh, I do hope so.
15:10I think Prince Philip's lovely.
15:12And I've always been fond of sailors.
15:15Hey, don't forget he belongs to the Queen.
15:17Yeah.
15:18Have you seen any of my students?
15:19They're still changing.
15:20Ah.
15:21Well, go on, tell them to hurry up, Sid, will we?
15:22All right, yeah, I'll get them in.
15:23Yeah, and I'd better get tidied up, too.
15:25The Duke might want to inspect me utensils.
15:29Hey, I think this looks better on you.
15:35All ready for your inspection, sir.
15:38Carry on, Sid.
15:39Miss China.
15:46Is that your national costume?
15:48This is uniform of People's Army of Rehabilitation,
15:50as prescribed by Chairman Mao.
15:52Do you not like it?
15:53Well, I think it lacks a certain finish,
15:55a belt of ammunition, a couple of hand grenades.
15:59Miss India.
16:02Oh, very nice, Jamila.
16:05It is Jamila, isn't it?
16:06Yes.
16:06Miss Germany.
16:11What do you think?
16:12Very teutonic.
16:13Danke.
16:15Miss Sweden.
16:22Beautiful, yes.
16:23Beautiful, very.
16:25And the clothes, too?
16:26Well, I was referring to you.
16:28Miss France.
16:33What do you think?
16:38Tray Bell.
16:39Merci, Jerry.
16:43Miss Greece.
16:44Are you comfortable in that, Max?
17:08Shabby'd call, boss.
17:09Mr. Parkistani.
17:12Mr. Parkistani.
17:15God bless Queen Elizabeth.
17:17And not forgetting the Duke of Edinburgh.
17:21Duke of Edinburgh.
17:23Him also.
17:24Mr. Italy.
17:25Are you representing Italy or the Mafia?
17:39Are you representing Italy or the Mafia?
17:39I represent Sicily.
17:50Mr. Pumjab.
17:57Oh, most endearing, Ramji.
18:00Thank you very much.
18:01Mr. Hungry.
18:07Very pretty, Zoltan.
18:10Mr. Japan.
18:15Thank you, Pooh, I presume.
18:17Ah, so.
18:19And last but not least,
18:21Mr. Spain.
18:23All right.
18:31Ah.
18:32I'm sorry, there's still nobody coming.
18:34Well, any minute now.
18:35Come on, any places, everyone.
18:36Hey, plenty of bananas.
18:37Um, where's Zoltan?
18:38Yeah.
18:39He's going to try and find the toilet.
18:41Ah.
18:42Well, that may take him a while.
18:44All right.
18:46Now, I'd like to stress that this visit is informal
18:49so that Her Majesty may not necessarily come into this classroom.
18:52Aw.
18:53Yeah, well, you mustn't be too disappointed if she doesn't,
18:56but if she does, I want you all to behave
18:57just as if she weren't here.
18:59Understand?
19:02In view of the occasion,
19:04it would seem appropriate to tell you a little of the history
19:06of our British kings and queens.
19:08Now, it all started with the Norman conquests.
19:11I have seen that on the television.
19:13Very funny English play.
19:15I'm referring to the actual invasion of England
19:17by William of Normandy.
19:19It was 1066.
19:20Wrong.
19:21What?
19:21I beg your pardon?
19:221066.
19:29Maybe, uh...
19:311056.
19:33It was 1066.
19:36No, cannot be 1066.
19:3960 minute, one hour.
19:451066.
19:456 minute past 11.
19:521066 was the year.
19:55Ha, ha, ha.
19:56So right.
19:56Right.
20:00Now, William of Normandy,
20:02by the way,
20:02does anybody know what other name he was known by?
20:05William the...
20:06Conqueror?
20:10Conqueror.
20:11Hockey.
20:12Now, he was succeeded by his third son,
20:15William Rufus,
20:16the Red King.
20:18Oh, blimey.
20:19You are having a communist king?
20:22No, no.
20:23He was called the Red King
20:24because of his red hair.
20:26Jolly good.
20:28Now, William Rufus died in 1100
20:30after being struck by an arrow in the woods.
20:33Hey,
20:34maybe it was Robin the Hood.
20:39No, Robin the Hood wasn't...
20:41Robin the Hood wasn't born, then.
20:44He was in the Middle Ages.
20:46How can he be in Middle Age
20:47if he's not yet been born?
20:50Look, never mind about Robin Hood, all right?
20:53Oh, yes.
20:55Very accountable.
20:56Sorry to interrupt, Mr Brown,
20:58but they will be here any moment now
20:59and I thought it would be rather nice
21:00if one of your students
21:01were to present this to Her Majesty.
21:04How do that?
21:06It is usual for a bouquet
21:08to be presented by a lady.
21:09Hey, with that skirt,
21:11who's going to know the difference?
21:14Come outside and I'll show you.
21:15All right.
21:16You do sit down.
21:17Now, who do you suggest, Miss Colton?
21:20Well, how about Jamila?
21:22Yes.
21:22Jamila, dear, will you come here?
21:24And for goodness sake, girl,
21:28get rid of that knitting.
21:30Now then, Jamila,
21:31I want you to wait with me in the hall
21:33until Their Majesties arrive
21:35and then you can present this to the Queen.
21:36You curtsy first and then you give it to her.
21:39Now, let's try that.
21:41I am the Queen.
21:44Oh, Miss Coltony?
21:46No, no, no, Jamila, come on.
21:47She's just pretending.
21:48Oh, ha.
21:49I am understand.
21:50Here you are, Queenie.
21:59You do not speak until you are spoken to
22:02and then you address her as ma'am.
22:03Now, let's try again.
22:04All right, there you are.
22:09Ah, Superintendent,
22:10how soon will Royal Cup have been here?
22:12They're not coming.
22:13What?
22:14We've had to rearrange the schedule.
22:16Oh.
22:17They're going straight from the hospital to the town hall.
22:19We're cutting out the visit to the school.
22:21Well, I better go and tell Miss Coltony.
22:22There isn't time.
22:23You must come with me now.
22:24You men, follow me.
22:25Excuse me.
22:32Please.
22:34My name is Mrs. Baxter.
22:36But you are not.
22:37My name is Mrs. Baxter.
22:41And my husband has just joined your woodwork class.
22:46Do you think I could have a word with him?
22:49Hey, Sid.
22:53No, you can't.
22:54Sid, Sid, no.
22:54God, blimey.
22:56It's her.
22:56Come on.
22:58Come on.
23:03Hang on.
23:03Hang on.
23:04Hang on.
23:05Don't go away.
23:07Try it again.
23:07She's gone.
23:08Mr. Brown.
23:09She's here.
23:10She's arrived.
23:11She's outside.
23:12She can't be.
23:12She must have come in by the back entrance.
23:14But don't leave her standing outside.
23:16Sidney, show her in.
23:19So pleased to meet you, ma'am.
23:32Where is your husband?
23:34He's in the woodwork class.
23:39I do hope we shall have the pleasure of meeting him later on.
23:43This is Mr. Brown, our English teacher.
23:47How do you do?
23:48Mum.
23:49Oh, how kind.
24:03And in this class, we are endeavouring to teach English to foreign students.
24:26Excuse me, Miss Courtney.
24:29Don't interrupt, Miss Brown.
24:29I think you should know that...
24:30Mr. Brown.
24:31All right, please yourself.
24:32Would you care for a cup of tea?
24:34It is not too much trouble.
24:36Yes, no trouble at all.
24:38You must come round and have a cup of tea with my husband and I sometime.
24:43Nobody is good at all, right?
24:46No way.
24:48I'm sorry.
24:48How is it going?
24:53It even looks so good.
24:55Take care for a good individual.
24:56And you'll be right back.
24:58Hey, ready to Зд Saraj texts?
24:58Whoa.
24:59Nothing, I'm serious.
24:59They'll share in our lives with my husband.
25:00Have a good weekend, kill you a book for a great weekend.
25:02I'm soon to talk to always look at 보여�.
25:02I'll say perfect.
25:02Show me.
25:02Here's the way down the track when I was made.
25:03It had to prepare me for the grandma house.
25:04It was a good man.
25:05Some kart in our day there, I'm going to have that Money.
25:06Love is cheap, we've got no ass.
25:06It just not trying to do anything for you.
25:08Okay, yours.
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