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  • 5/29/2025

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00:00To be continued...
00:30Right, is me next.
00:52Allez les grecs, allez, come, come.
00:54Chut.
00:55Oh, miss.
01:00Italy, Italy.
01:01Now you watch on me, huh?
01:02See?
01:03No, no, no.
01:04Go for Italy.
01:05We are the champions.
01:06We are the champions.
01:07We are the champions.
01:08We are the champions.
01:09Good evening.
01:10What's going on here?
01:11We are playing the English game of shoveling the halfpenny.
01:14Italy against Greece.
01:15Gee.
01:16Me, arbitro.
01:17Chicken.
01:18Chicken?
01:19Gee.
01:20When a player is off the side, chicken.
01:21It's a foul.
01:22Foul chicken.
01:23It's not quite the same.
01:24Who's winning?
01:25Italy.
01:26Oh, good.
01:27Only just.
01:28What's the score?
01:29Six and eight.
01:30Very close.
01:31What's that?
01:32Oh, it's, um, it's, uh, it's, uh, water.
01:33Sure, it's water.
01:34Water.
01:35That's wine.
01:36Wine?
01:37It's not quite the same. Who's winning?
01:42Italy.
01:43Oh, good. Only just.
01:44What's the score?
01:45Six and eight.
01:46Oh, yeah.
01:47Very close.
01:48What's that?
01:50Oh, it's, um...
01:52It's, uh...
01:53It's, uh, water.
01:54Sure, it's water.
01:56Water?
01:58That's wine.
01:59Wine?
02:01Santa Maria.
02:03Another miracle.
02:04Oh, I don't want to see that in this class again.
02:08Right, now, back to your places, everybody.
02:09Straighten up this table, please.
02:12Right, rather than, uh, go straight on to a lesson,
02:16I thought it might be a good idea if we all talked about what we did at the weekend.
02:19Right?
02:19Hope you all have a chance to brush up on your English conversation.
02:23Right, now, who shall we start with?
02:24Danielle.
02:25How did you spend your weekend?
02:27I went to Brighton with my new boyfriend.
02:29Oh, very nice.
02:30And he was very naughty.
02:32Yes, that's what people usually are in Brighton.
02:34No, he was naughty on the motorway.
02:36Was he?
02:38Why, actually?
02:39The police were not very happy.
02:41I'm sure they weren't.
02:42They made him stop the car.
02:44You mean he was driving at the time?
02:45Of course!
02:47How else would he be doing the hundred miles an hour?
02:51You mean he was speeding?
02:52Yes.
02:53What did you think he was doing?
02:56How about you, Anna?
02:57Did you, uh, spend the weekend with your boyfriend?
02:59Nein, I have no boyfriend.
03:01Oh, that's a pity.
03:02Everyone should have a boyfriend.
03:03Aye, I have no boyfriend.
03:06I was referring to the girls, right now.
03:09An apologies.
03:10I once had a bed experience, mitte boy.
03:12A bed experience?
03:13Yeah.
03:14What, you mean he tried to get you into bed?
03:15Nein.
03:16Not bed, sleep.
03:17Bed.
03:18Opposite von gut.
03:21Oh, bad.
03:22Yeah, bed.
03:23Yes, what happened?
03:24I cannot tell you.
03:25It was too awful.
03:26Ah, a Japanese philosopher saying, confession, very good for soul.
03:32Yeah.
03:33Tell us what happened.
03:34Well, you don't have to if you don't want to, Anna.
03:36Maybe it is better I get it off my breast.
03:41Chest.
03:41Yeah, it was dreadful.
03:44I still blush when I'm thinking of it.
03:46Yes, well, perhaps you better not tell us then.
03:48She must.
03:49Most definitely.
03:50I am all yours.
03:52It was about five years ago, and I was going out with this boy, Kurt.
03:59I was young and innocent.
04:01One night, we have been to the beer garden, and we have been drinking a lot of schnapps.
04:05Afterwards, I'm inviting him to my apartment for coffee.
04:09Ooh la la.
04:11Japanese philosopher also said, man goes to ladies' apartment for drink.
04:17I usually end up having nibble.
04:22Well, I think we'll leave your Japanese philosopher out of it, if you don't mind, Tara.
04:26Go on, Anna.
04:27Well, we sat together on the bed, and he was stroking my end.
04:35Which end?
04:36This end.
04:38Oh, your hand.
04:40Oh, dear.
04:42I am thinking I am too young to be hearing anymore.
04:46Well, you can leave the room if you wish, Franjit.
04:48No, no, I stay.
04:50It is good to be knowing the ways of the world.
04:53What happened next, Anna?
04:55Kurt was kissing me on my neck.
04:58Sacrebleu.
04:59Then he was kissing me on my shoulder.
05:02Then he was kissing me all over the place.
05:05Go on.
05:06But I was feeling all romantic.
05:09Then, with all the drink what I had drunk, on the warmth of his body by mine on the bed,
05:14I did something I have always been ashamed of.
05:18Well, what did you do?
05:20I fell asleep.
05:23Santa Maria.
05:26When I woke up, he was gone.
05:28How sad.
05:31Well, never mind.
05:33Taro.
05:33Ah, so.
05:37How did you spend your weekend?
05:39I go to Paris.
05:40Oh, Paris.
05:42Yes.
05:42Ah, weekend in France, eh?
05:44No, no, not France.
05:46In London.
05:48Ah, Taro.
05:48Yes, Taro?
05:49Paris is in France.
05:51Not Buckingham Paris.
05:56Buckingham Palace.
05:57I follow you.
05:58You follow me?
05:59Yeah.
06:00I didn't see you there.
06:02No, no, no.
06:03I mean, I understand that you went to Buckingham Palace.
06:06Yes.
06:06There, I see, loyal fraggle.
06:11Loyal fraggle?
06:12Royal flag?
06:14Ah, so.
06:16Oh, no.
06:17Good, good, good.
06:19Ah, Jamila.
06:20Jig.
06:21How did you spend your weekend?
06:24Weekend.
06:25Yeah, what did you get up to?
06:26What did you do?
06:28Jig-jig.
06:31You went dancing?
06:33No.
06:34Jig-jig.
06:35Film.
06:37Maurice Chawalde.
06:39Thank heaven for little girl.
06:43Ah, Jig-jig.
06:45Ah, Jig-jig.
06:46Ah, Jig-jig.
06:48Max.
06:49That's me.
06:50How did you pass your weekend?
06:52Um, Saturday, I go to see the big fight.
06:55Ah, a boxing match.
06:56No, no, football match.
06:59And Sunday, I take my girlfriend to see the Tower of London.
07:02Oh, very cultural.
07:03Did you see the beef eaters?
07:05Beef eaters?
07:06Yes.
07:07No, I only see people eating sandwiches.
07:10All right, all right.
07:11Very funny.
07:14Juan.
07:15Si, senor.
07:16What happened to you at the weekend?
07:18Por favor.
07:18How, how did you spend your weekend?
07:22Por favor.
07:23Weekend?
07:24Semana.
07:25Ah, si, hombre, semana.
07:27Saturday, I work in bar.
07:30Sunny day, I stay in cama, durmiendo.
07:33Eh?
07:33Por favor.
07:34I mean, pardon.
07:37Durmiendo.
07:37You slept.
07:42Si, sleep.
07:43Yeah, but I thought you were an R.C.
07:45Por favor.
07:46Uh, Roman Catholic.
07:47Ah, si, Catholico.
07:49Espiritu Santo Dominic.
07:52You said you slept.
07:53I mean, surely you're supposed to go to church on Sundays.
07:55God, he tell us.
07:57Six days, you work.
08:00On the seventh day, you rest.
08:04I rest.
08:06You big sinner.
08:07No, sinner.
08:08Si, when you die, you not go to heaven.
08:10You go down to hell.
08:12Okay.
08:13It's more friend down to hell than up to heaven.
08:18Listen, five minutes down to there and you'll be just another Spanish hominy.
08:24You're all right, little dude.
08:25Come on, sit down, Giovanni.
08:27I presume you did go to church?
08:29Si, every Sunday I go to mass.
08:31You're a practicing Catholic, then?
08:33I'm not practice.
08:34I'm a perfect.
08:36In Italy, when I was a little boy, I was going to be a priest.
08:39Really?
08:40What made you change the mind?
08:41It's like this.
08:43One day, the priest, he gave a big sermon in the church all about women, girls, and the
08:47pleasures of the flesh.
08:49And the more he spoke, the more I realized what I would be missing.
08:55Excuse me, Mr. Brown.
08:57Do you mind if I intrude for a moment?
08:59No, no, at all.
09:01Well, the school is holding a drawer next weekend and I'm selling tickets for it.
09:04Excuse me.
09:06This drawer you are selling tickets for?
09:08Yes.
09:09What sort of drawer is it?
09:11Is it from the dressing table or what?
09:13It's not that sort of drawer.
09:20It's a raffle.
09:21A thousand apologies.
09:23Now, it's in a very good cause, the old age pensioners.
09:25Tickets are 10p each.
09:26Who's going to buy some?
09:27Well, what about you, Mr. Singh?
09:31Thank you very much.
09:33But I must decline.
09:34But it's for the old age pensioners.
09:36Yes.
09:37But what am I going to be doing with one if I win?
09:40The pensioners are not the brightest.
09:48A thousand apologies again.
09:50The first prize is a weekend for two in Paris.
09:53Oh, I'll take one.
09:54I wouldn't say no to a weekend in Paris.
09:56Why don't we share the ticket together?
09:58Maybe we can share the weekend too.
10:02That is immoral.
10:03Oh, but it's very nice.
10:06I am sure that Mr. Brown wouldn't dream of doing any such thing.
10:10Would you, Mr. Brown?
10:11No, no, of course not.
10:13I think I'll leave these tickets with you.
10:15Do you think you can get rid of two books?
10:17Well, I don't...
10:18Excellent.
10:20Excuse me, please.
10:21Sorry, we are late.
10:22We are delayed because of the reason of missed.
10:25Missed?
10:26Yes, please.
10:27It's a perfectly clear night.
10:28How can you have been delayed by missed?
10:29We missed the bus.
10:30Then we had to go to the dressmakers for a fitting.
10:35You're not having a dressmate.
10:38You're not, Ari.
10:39Me.
10:40She's having a dressmate for wedding.
10:43Wedding?
10:43You mean you're getting married, Suli?
10:45Yes.
10:45Next week at Legislative Office.
10:47Oh, that's fine.
10:49I kept rather quiet about that.
10:51Oh, blimey.
10:52She's being swept off her foot.
10:55Feet.
10:57Well, who's the lucky man?
10:58Do we know him?
10:59Yes, please.
11:01It is me.
11:24Enter.
11:25Finish with your tray, love?
11:28Yes, thank you, Gladys.
11:30Well, tomorrow's the big day, then.
11:32What big day?
11:34You know, the wedding.
11:35Ali and Suli.
11:36Oh, that.
11:37Yes.
11:39I had a long talk with that girl last week about her future.
11:42Oh, that was nice.
11:43However, in spite of all I said, she's decided to go through with it.
11:46Well, there's nothing wrong in getting married.
11:50You ought to try it.
11:53I am perfectly happy as I am, thank you.
11:57Miss Courtney?
11:58Yes?
11:59Can I be a bit personal?
12:00If you must.
12:02Have you never been with a man?
12:07What do you mean?
12:08Well, you know...
12:10Certainly not.
12:11I prefer a hot water bottle.
12:16At least you can hold it against you without it getting amorous.
12:19Have you never wanted to get married?
12:25Well, there was one occasion many years ago.
12:30A boy I was very fond of.
12:32In fact, we were inseparable.
12:34He asked me to elope with him.
12:36Oh, how romantic.
12:38And did you?
12:39Almost.
12:40We set off one morning for Gretna Green, but I'm afraid we never quite made it.
12:44How far did you get?
12:45Gold is green.
12:46My father caught up with us and dragged me back home.
12:51Oh, he forbade me to see the boy again.
12:54Said we were far too young.
12:55Oh, what a shame.
12:58How old were you?
13:00He was eight and I was six.
13:05Still, never mind, dearie.
13:06I know there's somewhere, someone somewhere waiting for you.
13:09Then he'll have a very long wait.
13:12I have no intention of subjugating myself to any member of the male sex.
13:15Ah, so I take it you think women are equal to men?
13:19Certainly not.
13:20Women are far superior.
13:23So you won't be at the wedding tomorrow?
13:26No.
13:27I have better things to do with my time than go and watch two people embarking on such a foolish enterprise.
13:33Oh, well, I'm going.
13:34I love weddings.
13:35And I think they'll make a lovely couple.
13:37Help yourself, everybody.
13:45It's a lovely spumante, eh?
13:47Zulie for you.
13:49And Ali for you.
13:50A lovely glass.
13:51Sorry, no.
13:52It is against my religion to drink.
13:54It is also against my religion.
13:56Oh, another miracle, Giovanni?
14:02No, professori.
14:03We drink the health of the happy couple.
14:04You have a glass, huh?
14:05Yes, well, I suppose it is a special occasion.
14:07Hey, prego.
14:08Oh, thank you.
14:10Well, what about a toast, then?
14:11Eh?
14:12We have no toast.
14:13Only Christmas.
14:15No, no, no, no.
14:16I mean a toast for Ali and Zulie.
14:18We have no toast for them either.
14:21To Ali and Zulie.
14:23To Ali and Zulie.
14:25May all your troubles be little ones.
14:27Little ones what?
14:28It's an English expression.
14:29It means to hope that you have a family, a baby.
14:32Oh, blimey.
14:33I'm doing something about it last night.
14:37Yes.
14:37I'm preparing a little room for nursery.
14:43Please.
14:44I am having a very funny thought.
14:47He's Pakistani.
14:48She's Chinese.
14:50If they have a baby, it'll be Pekingese.
14:53How dare you?
14:56I shall be teaching you not to be insulting.
14:58You ignorant son of a bearded wolf.
15:01Come on, Larry.
15:02You are the offspring of a cook.
15:04I cover.
15:05All right, that'll do.
15:06Come on.
15:06Let's not forget why we're here.
15:08You still have a lot to learn.
15:09Now, back to your places, everyone.
15:10And put those glasses away.
15:12Right.
15:14Now, this evening, I thought we'd try and have a group discussion.
15:18All right?
15:19Yes.
15:20We'll pick a subject and then we'll all discuss it thoroughly.
15:23Now, what would you like to discuss?
15:26Girls.
15:28I don't think so, Giovanni.
15:29Anybody, any other suggestions?
15:32Sport.
15:32Sport.
15:33Yes.
15:33Good idea.
15:34That's a good subject, Max.
15:35Right.
15:36Sport.
15:37Now, although most sports are international, there are, of course, various activities which
15:42are peculiar to individual countries.
15:43For example, the national sport of France is, um, football.
15:48Good.
15:48Well done, Daniel.
15:49And the national sport of Italy, girls.
15:53That's not a sport.
15:55Maybe not, but it's more popular than football.
15:59Shuli, what is the national sport of China?
16:03China excellent at everything, especially table tennis and athletics.
16:07Japan, much more aesthetical, champions of karate.
16:14Chinese Kung Fu, much superior to Japanese karate.
16:18Not so.
16:19I'm a black belt.
16:20Kung Fu, much inferior.
16:24Hi-ya!
16:25Oh!
16:25Oh, yes!
16:26All right, that'll do.
16:27Come on.
16:27We don't want any more.
16:28We'll end the punch-ups.
16:29Go and sit down.
16:31Right.
16:32So who can tell me what the national sport of England is?
16:35Yes, Jamila?
16:36Bolling.
16:36Bolling?
16:38I'm bolling greener.
16:39Bolling.
16:40Oh, bowls?
16:41Ah, well, yes, that's not exactly the national sport.
16:43No, that honour goes to cricket.
16:46Please.
16:48I not understand cricket.
16:50Well, it's quite straightforward.
16:51There are two teams of 11 men each,
16:53and one side goes in,
16:55and the other side have to try and get them out.
16:57I didn't know you could play it in the doors.
17:01It's not played indoors.
17:02Yeah, but how can somebody be out when he's already out?
17:07Well, I'm trying to explain.
17:08You see, the team that is bowling is on the field,
17:10and the team that is batting is in the pavilion.
17:12Now, the first two men, batsmen, come out to go in.
17:15And then the first one of those to be out goes back in,
17:19and then another batsman comes out.
17:22Is that clear so far?
17:24Oh, sure.
17:24Well, when he's in, he's not really in, he's out.
17:29And when he's out, he's not really out, he's in.
17:33That's right.
17:34It's crazy.
17:37Mr Brown?
17:38Mr Brown, you're wanted straight away.
17:40It's Miss Courtney, and she said it's very important.
17:43Oh, thank you, Gladys.
17:44I shall be a moment.
17:45Giovanni, would you take charge of the class while I'm away?
17:47Sure.
17:48Good, and pick a subject.
17:49OK, now we talk about the girls.
18:02Enter.
18:03You sent for me, Miss Courtney?
18:05Yes.
18:07Oh, this is the teacher, Mr Brown.
18:14I am hearing much about you.
18:17Oh, I hope it's all good.
18:19This young lady has called to see Mr Nadine.
18:23Oh, Ali.
18:23You're a friend of his, then?
18:25More than a friend.
18:27You're not his sister, right?
18:29No.
18:30I am his wife.
18:31Oh.
18:34Tonight, after class, we take you in at the pub, huh?
18:37Yes, and we're having a big feast.
18:39Si, big fiesta.
18:41Plenty drink.
18:41It is last night of freedom.
18:45Thank you, please.
18:46But it is not necessary.
18:47I do not drink.
18:49Don't be selfish.
18:51It's a tradition, the night before the wedding, for the bridegroom to be slashed.
18:59I think you old men are male chauvinist pig.
19:02Why you not invite us to the pub?
19:04What?
19:05I'm spoils evening?
19:07Yeah.
19:07You make it your own fiesta.
19:11We go to pub G, all ladies.
19:13No, please.
19:14Jamila is right.
19:15We have our own celebration.
19:17That's right.
19:18Ali.
19:19Yes, please.
19:20Can I see you, please?
19:22You are seeing me now.
19:24I mean, I want to see you in private in Miss Courtney's office.
19:27It's rather important.
19:28Okay.
19:30Oh, excuse me.
19:31I will be back very soon, my beloved.
19:35Oh, l'amour.
19:37Toujours l'amour.
19:38I wonder what was so important for Mr. Brown to be telling Ali.
19:42Maybe he's going to tell him the facts of life.
19:46Sit down, Ali.
19:49Where's, um...
19:50I've sent her to the tea room.
19:52Oh, good.
19:52Well, I think it might be a good idea if Ali and I were left alone.
19:55I presume you'll speak to Miss Suley.
19:57You presume wrong.
19:59I think Mr. Nadim should do his own dirty work.
20:03Oh, well, Ali.
20:09Yes, please.
20:11Well, I'm not going to beat about the bush.
20:14What bush?
20:17I have just met your wife.
20:19Oh, jolly good.
20:21And I must say, it came as rather a shock.
20:23Excuse, please.
20:24She's not all that bad-looking.
20:28No, no, no, Ali.
20:28You don't understand.
20:29You are a married man.
20:31Oh, yes.
20:31Well, then how can you possibly be thinking of marrying Suley tomorrow?
20:35Why not?
20:36It's big of me.
20:37Oh, no.
20:38It is big of me.
20:41No, no, Ali, you don't understand.
20:43You can't have two wives.
20:45Oh, yes, please.
20:46It is allowed by my religion.
20:49If the first wife is agreeable,
20:51then the husband can take another.
20:53You mean your wife doesn't mind?
20:55Not at all.
20:57It is to have the baby.
20:58Maybe?
20:59Yes, please.
20:59We have been now crying for four years
21:02and nothing is happening.
21:04So I'm taking another wife to have the babies.
21:08Yeah, well, it's against the law in this country.
21:10But they're not going to be finding out, are they?
21:13Yes, they are, because I'm afraid I'm going to have to be telling them.
21:17Oh, blimey.
21:19Now what am I going to be doing?
21:21I think the first thing you should do is tell Suley about your wife.
21:23Oh, she's already knowing it.
21:25She doesn't mind?
21:27Not at all.
21:28She's being very much in love with me.
21:30Well, look, you'll just have to tell her that the wedding is off.
21:34Oh, she will be brokenhearted.
21:36Yes, well, you should have thought of that before.
21:38Come in.
21:40Excuse, please.
21:40Miss Courtney say you won't see me.
21:43Yes, come in, Suley.
21:45Ali has something to tell you.
21:47Yes, Ari?
21:48Well, you see, what I'm trying to say is, well, there is something very important you must be knowing.
21:57What is it?
21:59Well, Mr. Brown will be telling you.
22:03Ali!
22:05Sit down, Suley.
22:07Well, I don't quite know how to say this, but it has to be said.
22:10I do have something to say.
22:12It's about the wedding.
22:13I cannot marry Ari.
22:14You see, the point is...
22:16Pardon?
22:16I cannot marry Ari.
22:18Why can't you marry Ari?
22:19Marry Ali.
22:20I'm not in rough with him.
22:22But you must have said that you want him to, surely.
22:24Yes, I was being sorry for him at the time, but now I know it is not possible.
22:28How am I going to tell him?
22:30It will break his heart.
22:31Ah, well, don't worry, Suley.
22:32I'll tell him.
22:33I'm sure I'll be able to let him down gently.
22:35Yes, you leave it with me.
22:36I'll, uh, I'll sort it out, I'm sure.
22:38I'll have a word with him.
22:42Excuse, please, Mr. Brown.
22:43Yes, Ali.
22:44Did you tell Suley?
22:45Yes.
22:46Oh, jolly good.
22:47Now I'm being very happy with one wife.
22:50Good.
22:51I hope she didn't mind too badly of me.
22:54Well, I was, I was as tactful as I could be.
22:56I told her that it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
22:59Oi, oi, oi, oi.
23:01What a beautiful thought.
23:03Was she very sad?
23:05Absolutely heartbroken.
23:06Did you tell Ari, Mr. Brown?
23:10Yes, Suley.
23:11I told him it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
23:15Was he very upset?
23:16Broken hearted.
23:18Right, now pay attention, everybody.
23:20Ali and Suley have had a long discussion and, by mutual agreement, have decided to call off their wedding.
23:24We've already booked the pub.
23:26We've ordered all the toast and the drinks.
23:28Yeah, well, you'll just have to cancel.
23:30Excuse, please.
23:31You do not have to be canceling it.
23:33But we have nothing to celebrate.
23:35Oh, blimey, yes, we have.
23:37My lovely wife is telling me that I'm going to be a daddy at last.
23:46Hey, come on, everybody, to the pub.
23:51Just a moment, there's not time to go.
23:53There's half an hour more.
23:55Come back.
24:01Just a moment, where do you all think you're going?
24:05Oh, to the pub.
24:07Mr. Brown, this is most unsatisfactory.
24:10Well, I agree.
24:11Well, what are you going to do about this?
24:12Well, there's only one thing I can do.
24:13If you can't beat them, join them.
24:14Oh, oh, oh, oh!
24:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
24:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
24:35B-b-b-b-b-b-b!
25:05You