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00:00To be continued...
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01:00a bit of a touch-up did you have a nice holiday i had seven days in sunny spain pardon sunny spain
01:07oh that's nice it rained oh i still i suppose you enjoyed those exotic spanish dishes i got
01:13food poisoning oh sorry did it rain every day oh no when i got food poisoning the sun came out
01:21when i got better it went back in apart from the day before we left that was absolutely
01:27glorious well at least you had one good day i got sunburned oh what's your pitches
01:39oh hello ah mr brown welcome back oh is she in oh yes i've cleaned out your bin no no no is she in
01:49oh oh yes she's in a shocking temper oh well i'll see you later then are you glad to be back yes i
01:55shall miss my old class but i'm looking forward to the challenge of starting again with fresh minds
01:59wonder how many different nationalities i'll have to deal with this term
02:06ah good evening
02:14pleased to meet you ah well thank you do you speak any english hungry hungry
02:20again i'll put you in my register
02:30bocsánat what is your name bocsánat your name
02:40name what is what is your name ah mi a nevem angolul zoltán szabó
02:45zoltán brabo igen yes bocsánat this is yes and this is no
02:56ah yes no right right i am mr brown your teacher
03:02uh
03:10ah tanar úr nagyon örülök hogy találkoztuk neked nagyon fontos megtalak amul
03:15ebben az összágon másként nem tudok érvényesülni és maga olyan
03:18intelligencenek néz ki hogy biztos vagyok benne hogy gyorsan meg fog tanulni
03:23well i hope that was complimentary bocsánat never mind bocsánat look do you know any english
03:32ah
03:37ah beszélek angolul igen yes
03:42good shave the q in
03:46good shave the q in god save the queen is more
03:53more some more english please thank you good
03:57stones stones stones i can't get no satisfaction
04:05rolling stone
04:06yes good well done
04:09goodnark
04:12i'm most happy to be seeing you again
04:16oh no ranjit what are you doing here we failed our exam but we're coming back for more lessons
04:21that is correct that is correct like robert bruce say if at first you are not succeeding try try
04:30again
04:31if at first you are
04:34never mind
04:35are you not expecting us no the authorities don't notify the individual teachers of the results and as
04:40usual miss courtney has kept me in the dark she switched the lights out yeah
04:44no she never told me this is zoltan ranjit delighted to be making your acquaintance ah
04:55what a nice man he's giving me a present no no he wants you to read out something from his
05:00phrase book thousand apologies wait my soup is cold on this page ranjit ah pleased to meet you
05:13thank you thank you good and this is amma how do you do yes thank you
05:21well would you both like to sit down yeah this time i sit at the front then i shall be learning
05:26quicker good i will be sitting in my custom place good yes well i was hoping for a hundred percent
05:33past record but still two failures out of ten is not that
05:39what's happening master g four failures out of ten
05:45jamila you failed sorry master g but maybe next time i am whining huh i'm sure you mean winning
05:52uh huh and you taro uh so not good for japanese first up consider harry carrier oh then no decide
06:05come back for more lessons if no pass next time make sure you don't do it on the classroom floor
06:14well as you can see you are not alone this is zoltan jamila and taro pleased to meet you good happening
06:26jamila you want your place back here no no i sit at back side with taro
06:32no jamila you will sit at the back back side is uh what you sit on
06:37no no master g what i sit on is chair if i can see why you failed
06:48buenas noches
06:52juan don't tell me you failed sorry i don't tell you you don't need to tell me i know ah
06:59you're plenty smart it's more than i can say for you for favor never mind oh this is zoltan and this
07:08is juan how you do for me he's just trying to say that he's pleased to meet you he doesn't speak
07:14any english ah sorry i taste it that would be like the blind leading the blind blind you not see
07:23he's not blind i was just using a oh never mind sit down okay okay i sit here
07:39good afternoon good evening i here come to english learn i come here to learn english we together sit
07:47well we can't do that what does matter there's wrong something with me oh no there's wrong nothing
07:54with you i'm very much like you yeah well i am your teacher teacher you're too young to be teacher
08:01oh thank you is that your name yeah ingrid svenson oh ingrid svenson i take it you're a swedish swedish
08:11yeah where from stockholm stockholm and what is your job au pair which boat oh no
08:22well now where should we sit you and there's a sit here with me there is also a place here beside
08:27me no here please yeah well i think we'll sit you at the front for the time being yeah very nice
08:37yes yeah well you're sitting next to juan and uh behind you is ranjeet at the back car taro and
08:44jimila she is anna and he is zoltan and i am ali not you as well as well as what please you failed
08:54oh yes but i'm getting 20 out of 100. well it's nothing to be proud of you should get at least 50
09:00marks to past 20 is disgraceful oh no last year i'm not getting anything at all i'm getting more
09:07and more better i sit here squeeze please please to get up what for that is my seat i not see name in
09:19seat get your big spanish bottom out of my chair you talk to me like that i punch now well that's enough
09:27seats are not reservable sit somewhere else okay i sit at the back you big spanish bull
09:36i will just wait a few more moments in case there are any more new students
09:45it's just like whole times it's a big surprise eh professori well let's say it's more of a
09:50disappointment oh but i'm not disappointed to be back who's that this is ingrid she is swedish
09:58she's also sitting in my seat you will move yes i will no you can come and sit next to me
10:05no you're sitting next to me that's right you sit next to giovanni and max because i want to sit here
10:11i'm sorry danielle but i think it's important that new students should sit at the front
10:15i don't like you i'm so very you can come and sit next to me hey sit between us okay
10:28well i must say that i am extremely disappointed in you all it's not your fault professori we not
10:35pass because we're stupid
10:36what does that make me a more stupid exactly out of 10 students i have nine failures very sorry i'm
10:49right congratulations you're getting 10 out of 10
11:10well i really don't know what to say oh blimey
11:13if you're not knowing what to say how are you going to be teaching us i'll ignore that stupid
11:22remark jolly good because you have all failed i have failed no it's perfectly true now this term
11:33i want much more effort from all of you you must all pull your socks up sorry
11:37you must all concentrate much harder this term now we shall start at the beginning again only this
11:51term i should be giving you twice as much homework as last and i want a hundred percent effort from
11:57all of you right now tonight i thought we'd start by you each telling me what you've been doing during
12:04the holidays please yes sultan i do not understand what you are saying never mind just uh keep quiet and
12:13listen never mind bocciano i speak bocciano no bocciana no speak thank you
12:34good right right now what have you been doing with yourself jamila
12:42master g i am went on holy days to visit all my family ah you went to bombay bombay no birmingham
12:54birmingham the mecca of the midlands and you taro ah so
13:07but what did you get up to i went on a fishing holiday oh good did you catch anything catch heavy cold
13:15did you enjoy your break ali i'm not breaking anything
13:25holiday oh jolly good i'm learning how to be driving a motor car good that's very useful when
13:31do you take your test oh blimey i'm already failing my test the examiner man was jumping out of the car
13:38and i was going down a hill i expect you were going too fast oh no i was going backwards
13:49right uh what did you do su li spent time lighting lighting what lighting book
13:59what sort of book are you like writing oh the democratic way of life all about
14:04brawler's freedom-loving chinese i see a work of fiction
14:11tell us what you did with yourself ranjeet i have been looking after my cousin while her husband has
14:17been away oh that's very commendable he is being discharged this week discharged has he been in
14:22hospital no prison and he's been sent to prison for something he didn't do really what didn't he do he
14:31didn't run fast enough tell us what you did giovanni i went to mars gate
14:44scusi i met this fantastic girl she had the biggest
14:49yeah yeah yeah yeah so we all get your meaning every day we used to go on the sands for a bit
15:00for a while
15:02scusi to go on the sands for a while to say that you went on the sands for a bit could
15:07imply that you were doing um well something naughty that's right we were very naughty on the
15:11i learned mr brown miss courtney wants you straight away oh thank you sid well i suggest
15:20you'll take an early tea break and we continue with this later
15:22please yes sultan look no you really must start to speak speak you
15:41yes please yeah you know you're not a girl you
16:00ah if you have a girlfriend girl i am english what an english girlfriend you
16:05me right oh you want me to write a letter to your girlfriend please ah what do you want me to write
16:15bocsánat yes what i write ah hogy mit Ãrjon a nÅ‘nek az hogy ilyen gyönyörű nÅ‘vel még
16:26és elvinni egy vendéglőbe ahol van egy kis cigányzene és jó magyar bor és megmutatnám neki
16:36hogy milyen az igazi magyar férfi
16:38i think i get the general idea
16:47sydney
16:54yes miss courtney did you tell mr brown that i wish to see him oh yes definitely
16:59yes i think this should be all right dear miss i'm writing to tell you of my feelings for you
17:08i think you are beautiful i want to hold you in my arms and kiss you please say you feel the same
17:16about me all my love yeah thank you
17:25what is going on in here oh nothing well it certainly doesn't look like nothing ah well
17:30i was just uh writing a letter for zoltán to his girlfriend and he was showing me his appreciation
17:35in hungarian in hungarian kindly leave us bocsánat go i said go go
17:47now mr brown i understand that none of your previous students passed their lower cambridge
17:52certificate oh well i think there were a few near misses that is not good enough obviously mr brown
17:57you are sadly lacking in the necessary qualities required to teach english just don't interrupt
18:03i should be keeping a very close eye on you this term mr brown and unless i see a marked
18:06improvement out you go it's not necessary i have no wish to listen to your feeble excuses
18:12pompous old cow
18:17what was that oh i said i'm just going now
18:27hey you not speak nothing he's not knowing the english
18:32as well as what we are knowing i speak with him oh blimey he speak hungarian
18:40sure i speak it on arian
18:44football again football
18:47buscas
18:55you see i told you i speak the language
18:59hey you like england no yeah i also very much like it yeah you not make the eyes at mr brown
19:07if i want i will mr brown does not like the blonde ladies
19:12swedish girl are the beautifulest
19:15trouble with swedish girl they are too big in the bosom
19:18friends are too big in the mouth
19:19in china rules are not important it is blames and interact that matter absolutely yeah sully is
19:28right we women are not symbols for sex you agree jamila i know understanding the women are not here
19:35to give the men the pleasure i like give men pleasure
19:40trying to find a few winners i know mr brown's just trying to find out if i can afford to leave
19:47the wife pardon premium bonds hundred thousand pounds i could be lucky somebody's got to win
19:53it how many bonds have you got one okay as bad as me i've only got one one double f two three two
19:59three two you've got a good memory ain't you oh it's not a difficult one one double f two three
20:03two three two that's right hey that's it that's what one double f two three two three two i don't
20:11believe it here you sure you got the right cucumber cucumber the number yes i've got my bond here i'm
20:17positive look one double f two three two three two that's right under thousand pounds what are you
20:22going to do with me what am i going to do celebrate of course gladys yes mr brown coffee's all round
20:33right quiet everybody listen i want to read you all my letter of resignation no no i am definitely
20:42resigning with a hundred thousand pounds i no longer need to teach english that's true right dear
20:49dracula this is to inform you that i think you are a rude obnoxious and self-opinionated old dragon
20:57and if ever i see you again it'll be too soon yours disrespectfully jeremy brown
21:05right ali yes please do me a favor and see that miss courtney gets this straight away
21:10jelly good thank you please oh yes zoltan your letter
21:18right gladys where's sid's paper oh he went with it took it with him took it with him
21:31i got a paper mr brown oh great max thank you there we are ernie's lucky winner 100 000 pounds
21:39and today's number is one ef two three two three wait a minute that's not right one ef it was one
21:45double f in the other one we apologize for the misprint in our earlier edition
21:52i haven't won anything oh so you will not be resignating after all resigning oh
22:04hello please the letter to miss courtney she's not in the office oh thank god oh mr brian
22:10mr nadine did you wish to see me no oh yes please this is for you
22:15i want another word with you mr brown come into the office
22:21close the door i'll just see what this letter is first oh i shouldn't bother if i were you you never
22:28know where it's been it could be full of jokes oh don't be so ridiculous
22:30you know i seem to recognize this writing it looks remarkably like yours mr brown oh it's nothing
22:37like mine it just looks like mine oh well i better admit uh i think i'll go i haven't finished with you
22:43yet you will have when you've read that letter nothing
22:54good heavens miss courtney i have never read anything like this in my life i can explain just
23:00listen to this i'd rather not dear miss i am writing to tell you of my feelings for you you
23:07see i thought i'd want to hold you in my arms and kiss you
23:15you did write this letter mr brown oh yeah well not to you
23:18the letter you were writing for that hungarian student yes you see what must have happened
23:22you don't need to go on i mean it's obvious he's been spitting by my charm
23:26it feels for you i have told you before mr brown that i do have this strange fascination for the
23:35opposite sex oh yes very strange you may not believe this mr brown but when i was a young girl
23:45i was very plain
23:54cup of tea please brothers everything hockey mr brown yes i must have put zoltan's letter to
24:00his girlfriend in my envelope to miss courtney hey he's not gonna be very happy why not he's
24:06just going to give the letter you write to miss courtney to his girlfriend
24:10whoo
24:21whoo