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01:00At last, I, Morgan Le Fay, have caught up with Merlin,
01:19away from the great beyond where my evil magic cannot work.
01:23Now, at last, we shall see whose magic is strongest.
01:30He and his dim-witted crony shall feel the full wrath of my great sorcery.
01:36We're the Ghostbusters.
01:44I'm Spencer. He's Tracy.
01:45I'm Kong.
01:47We're the Ghostbusters.
01:49We're clever, courageous, and strong.
01:51Your sheep has been haunted with whispers and rattlings.
01:56Your blood has been curdled.
01:58We know what to do.
02:00Your skin has the creepies.
02:02You wonder what's happening.
02:03You're safe in our hands.
02:05We will take care of you.
02:07We're the Ghostbusters.
02:09Spirits and demons, beware.
02:11Ghostbusters, wherever you're hiding out there.
02:17We know what you're up to.
02:20We're ready for anything.
02:21We're bold and we're fearless and never afraid.
02:25We're always prepared.
02:27We're right there with everything.
02:28We're left on the job.
02:30Troubles to pain.
02:32The Ghostbusters do it again.
02:47Working on your rock collection, huh?
02:50Trace, have you got any special rocks?
02:58How come he can always do that, don't I?
03:04Sorry, Trace.
03:22This ain't a rock.
03:24This has got to be a dinosaur's egg.
03:26And it's fresh.
03:30Trace, if we can hatch this, we'll be rich.
03:32Famous.
03:33Now, where can we keep it?
03:41Oh, no, no, not enough room in there.
03:44Never know where to roll off.
03:48Trace, that's a refrigerator.
03:50This needs love and warmth.
03:56A fresh dinosaur egg.
04:02Music.
04:03I tell you, Trace, if we can hatch it, we'll be rich.
04:07We'll be worth millions!
04:15Okay, what are you two clowns up to?
04:17Now, tell me about it.
04:27And it had better be good.
04:28Oh, it's good.
04:33Happy Father's Day.
04:38Are you trying to tell me that you two clowns are making a fool out of me,
04:42and I'm sitting here with egg on my face?
04:51There.
04:52Go get our next ghost-busting assignment, hmm?
05:00Well, that trick didn't work either.
05:03Sooner or later, I'm going to find the trick that'll take us back to the beyond.
05:06How do you feel?
05:08Every time you do one of these tricks, you make me nervous.
05:11My mouth is dry.
05:13Well, hell, no wonder.
05:16You're down two quarts of oil.
05:19We've got a bigger way to get back.
05:21Our brother Ghost make a great audience for our magic act.
05:24Yeah, before us, what was there?
05:25Nothing but heart combos.
05:27Come on.
05:28We'll go down to the basement and see if maybe some past resident left some magic books lying around.
05:34Hold it.
05:35No need to walk down in the basement.
05:38You're with the world's greatest magician, remember?
05:40I'll snap us down to the basement.
05:45You know something, Merlin?
05:47If you put a table down here in the basement, it would look just like the room upstairs.
05:51You're watching too close.
05:53Come on.
05:58So, they have settled here.
06:02How fitting.
06:03I shall work my great sorcery to lock their ghosts in this castle forever.
06:11Oh, don't feel bad about that dinosaur egg, Tracy.
06:19Probably some place there's a whole nest of them.
06:21We'll get another one.
06:23Pull over here.
06:24Here's where we get our next ghost-busting assignment.
06:26You know, you drive this car like you've never used a clutch before.
06:38You mean to tell me you've been driving this car all this time without using the clutch?
06:43How come?
06:44Because it ain't connected.
06:50Get the message.
06:51Get the message.
06:51Well, let's start the message.
07:08This is zero, Ghostbusters.
07:10Your next assignment is to send the ghosts of Merlin the Magician and his assistant back to the great beyond.
07:16But be careful of certain magical powers.
07:20This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.
07:36What happened to the other two musketeers?
07:41Get in the car.
07:42Merlin the Magician, huh?
07:59Well, his magical powers could cause us a lot of trouble when we get ready to send him back.
08:04We'd better play our cards right.
08:06Aha.
08:08We'll let him make the first play, see what suit he leads with.
08:11I wonder what suit the famous magician of the round table would play.
08:23Rembrandt.
08:24He's at it again.
08:32Yeah.
08:35He would play a suit of armor.
08:38That's pretty good, Trace.
08:40Come on, let's go.
08:41I like the Trace.
08:52Gronk, what book did you find down in the basement?
08:54Oh, nothing but this ancient book of mystical numbers.
08:57Oh, slide it down here.
08:59Ah!
09:03Ancient book of mystical numbers.
09:05The Sorcerer's Handbook.
09:06Oh, this ought to tell us something.
09:10Gwendolyn.
09:11Camelot 3-0-0.
09:14I wonder what's mystical about that number.
09:17Every time I call it, somebody says, Gwendolyn is in home.
09:22What's mystical about that?
09:24It's Gwendolyn that says it.
09:25Drunk, if I could ever make a brain appear in your head, I'd be in the magician's hall of fame.
09:32Let me study this book.
09:34So, the ancient book of numbers.
09:41Merlin will not be needing that.
09:49Merlin the magician.
09:51At last we meet, away from where my evil powers are useless.
09:56I wonder what her mystical number is.
10:01Her number is up.
10:03That's what it is.
10:04So, you think you can out-magic me, huh?
10:09Well, Morgan, I've got news for you.
10:12You're a dead duck.
10:13Take that.
10:22Never could do that trick right.
10:25No good for livestock.
10:26Boy, am I glad you didn't say she was a dead elephant.
10:31Prepare to spend the rest of your days imprisoned in this castle, fools.
10:36Forget the women and children.
10:37It's every magician for himself.
10:41Say, if you're not doing that later,
10:43how about you and me splitting our venison pizza
10:46and then we'll take in a dragon slain, huh?
10:48Don't!
10:53Forget it. Forget it.
10:54It looks like it's going to rain.
10:55I don't want to ruin my clothes.
10:56I just had them pressed.
10:57You like this outfit?
10:58I like yours, too.
11:06Now, listen.
11:08Let's be very quiet
11:09so we don't tip off Merlin that we're here
11:11and can't use his magic on us.
11:13See, I say, let's just forget about the whole thing
11:16and simply wait till a normal ghost shows up.
11:19But all I can say is I got a couple of scaredy cats for partners.
11:23You mean you're not scared?
11:24If I'm scared, we're in Scotland.
11:26I say, well, you cut that out.
11:36Look.
11:40Excuse me.
11:41Hope I didn't wake you.
11:43Rick, the ghost dematerializer.
11:47That's good.
11:48I'll go get him myself.
11:51You two stay right here.
11:53Much better.
11:55Well, let's hope Morgan won't find us here.
11:58Oh, what?
11:58Okay, Merlin.
11:59Hold it right there.
12:01Thought you could fool us, eh, Morgan?
12:02Well, there's no fool in the world's greatest magician.
12:05I can see right through your disguise.
12:07I know you're a girl.
12:08How would you like a bent nose?
12:11Hey, hey, that'll come in good for smelling around corners.
12:14Are you sure you're not one of my partners?
12:17Try your best, Morgan.
12:19We'll find a way to get back to the great beyond,
12:21no matter what you try.
12:23You really want to go back?
12:25Yeah, maybe Gwendolyn's sister's home.
12:28Oh, fellas, have I got a surprise for you.
12:32Now, smile pretty for the dematerializer.
12:35Oh, how do I look?
12:36You look gorgeous.
12:37Don't come here.
12:38Don't come here.
12:39Don't come here.
12:40You materializer.
12:41I'll have you back in no time.
12:43Just a snap.
12:48Well, did you get rid of them?
12:51Let's put it this way.
12:52They got rid of the dematerializer.
12:54They what?
12:55They're nebulists.
12:55That's right.
12:56You should listen one of them.
12:57Merlin, you should have never snapped your fingers.
13:00How did I know I was going to make the dematerializer disappear?
13:07Abracadabra.
13:15Abracadabra.
13:18Abracadabra.
13:18Hocus pocus and all that stuff.
13:24Dematerializer appear.
13:26Enough is enough.
13:29I wore you when I needed you.
13:30We've been sitting here for hours waiting for you to figure a way to bring that dematerializer back.
13:36You're absolutely right.
13:37All right, all right.
13:39You can, Ross genius.
13:40One of these times, I'll find the right trick.
13:43This time, I'll need an assistant.
13:46I work alone.
13:46And you, sir, you look like the brightest member of this crummy bunch.
13:50This way.
13:56Sir, have we ever met before?
14:00See, this is going to be a long night.
14:03Sir, pick a card.
14:04Any card.
14:06So, the fool has joined up with the Ghostbusters.
14:11Now, I can get them all with one fell swoop.
14:17But first, I must get them here.
14:20I asked him to pick a card.
14:49e fa una carriera.
14:51D'accordo che non chiede per il segretto dell'Università.
15:00È una grande bambina blana.
15:05È il segretto dell'Università, eh?
15:09Non è bemmo a farlo.
15:12Un'altra carta, non?
15:13Molto.
15:18Un'altra carta?
15:22È una nota, per Morgan.
15:23È, mi guarda.
15:27Uh-huh.
15:28Morgan dice che il dematerializzazione è in l'alto nuova.
15:32All'alto, let's go.
15:33Wait a minute.
15:35Chi è Morgan?
15:36È una ammattia, cocco, ma sorcero.
15:38È un simple triccio come cambiare dei giovani.
15:41E' un'evil cockamamie sorceressi.
15:43Sì, abbiamo bisogno di tutto quello che abbiamo.
15:45Tu, come con noi.
15:51Oh, uh, sì. Oh, perdono, sì.
15:53Sì, se io mi prendo uno di questi fukkos,
15:56magari tu e io dovrebbe dare un po' Eskimo girls.
16:00Ever kiss blubber?
16:02No, no, no.
16:03Sì, sì.
16:04Sì, sì.
16:05Sì.
16:11Sì, sì.
16:13Sì, sì.
16:15Sì, sì.
16:17Sì, sì.
16:18C'è questo?
16:24Sì, sì, sì, sì, sì.
16:26Però ancora qui in, dobbiamo racconto.
16:28Tu sei ancora che io.
16:29Nonostante!
16:33È un'esguida!
16:38La strana!
16:40Come si è fatto?
16:41Easy.
16:42Remember when we left before?
16:43I left the door unlocked.
16:47Follow me, Fuzzy.
16:55Who would've believed that all of them
16:57would pay heed to my note?
17:00I'll get them.
17:02One by one.
17:04First,
17:06the furry one.
17:10Shhh.
17:20O forces,
17:22which powers of evil do shape,
17:24bring to me the one who looks like an ape.
17:35Hey, Greg Perlm.
17:37Make that ghost dematerializer reappear.
17:41You mean this?
17:43The ghost dematerializer.
17:44She's got it.
17:46And which one of you is stupid enough to try and take it from me?
17:51She doesn't give us any easy choices, does she?
17:55One of us has got to take the responsibility to make the choice.
17:58Who's got the decision?
18:00I got it.
18:01I got it.
18:02I got it.
18:03I got it right here.
18:04When my doctor took out my appendix,
18:05he made a decision from here to here to here.
18:09For the first time,
18:10I feel like a college graduate.
18:12Let me take care of this, will you?
18:15How do you do, Miss Sorceress?
18:17How would you like to give me that there thing there, huh?
18:20Be gone from me, you pitiful joke.
18:22Be gone, be gone. Consumed in smoke.
18:31I knew I should have never bought these clothes at a fire sale.
18:36Merlin, Merlin, help!
18:37Help!
18:46Put a little syrup in it, will you?
18:47Good thinking, Grace.
18:49Yes.
18:51All right, now, let's rush her.
18:53Good lady, we're gonna rush you.
18:56Stop it.
18:58You cannot resist my will.
19:01Look at me.
19:03You are in my power.
19:06You cannot resist so long as you see my beautiful face.
19:11The dematerializer.
19:12Merlin!
19:31The dematerializer.
19:32Merlin!
19:34Here.
19:35Well, now that takes care of Morgan of the creamy complexion.
19:48All right, Merlin.
19:49Gronk, your turn next.
19:51Save yourself the trouble.
19:52I just remembered how to get us back myself.
19:55Ready, Gronk?
19:56Yeah, as soon as I count to three.
19:58One, two...
20:00Oh, better make it two.
20:02Adios, Ghostbusters.
20:03And thanks.
20:06Abracadabra.
20:08And clams Oregonata.
20:10Take us away from dear old terracotta.
20:15Well.
20:17So much for the ghosts and all their magic.
20:19Come on.
20:20Let's get out of here.
20:21You know, I'm kind of sorry that Merlin and Gronk are gone.
20:31I'm gonna miss them.
20:33Yeah, I'm gonna miss those guys too, huh?
20:35Now, let's go.
20:36Let's go.
20:37Let's go.
20:38Let's go.
20:39Let's go.
20:40Let's go.
20:41Let's go.
20:42Let's go.
20:43They're still here.
20:44They're...
20:45What?
20:46So they are.
20:48Luke.
20:49Come on.
20:50Oh!
20:51Hiya, fellas.
20:52Hold this.
20:53You wouldn't happen to have a dematerializer handy, would you?
21:01Seems that I don't have that going back trick down to a Pat number yet.
21:04You got Pat's number?
21:05I'll give you Gwendolyn's number for it and Esmeralda's too.
21:09Esmeralda's real good.
21:10She's got a boyfriend who's always out ringing bells.
21:13On second thought, I'm not gonna miss these guys at all.
21:20Sam!
21:27Hey Merlin, if you saw me in half, you think I can get in the Justin Tournament's half price?
21:43You'll be awesome.
21:44Yeah.
21:45Hi, Matt.
21:46I'm looking out for more.
21:47Let's go.
21:48If you saw me in the Justin ésey Laber, a ticket He wants to do something!
21:52How many lines are for all that?
21:53Eika.
21:54I got a time alone without answering your question.
21:55Shout out to Matt.
21:56Plus, your coat is kind of trash.
21:57glimpse of a Terre with a 140-year-old streamer.
21:58That there's nothing any lines, if you can select oxygen I Do Not To Like or never.
21:59Well, via the show.
22:00And you'll be awesome guys, reward communities, rememberly a good news.
22:01You bet.
22:02Achoolye Fтрues.
22:03com I can do all that matters morally.
22:04Hey.
22:05Be my lady.
22:06Yeah…
22:07역 of a cartoon.
22:12I'm from Don.
22:13Grazie a tutti.