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00:29All right, you're a ghost and I'm a ghost, but I'm a real hungry ghost.
00:39You know, a body can get mighty hungry eating nothing but angel food cake all the time.
00:43You mean the devil food cake, huh, Bill?
00:48Yeah, but, you know, as soon as we round us up a gang and rustle us some cattle,
00:52ooh, we'll be sinking our teeth into some real vittles.
00:55Yeah, like flapjacks, huh?
00:58The flapjacks don't come from cattle, Billy.
01:02No? No.
01:03I was wondering why I ain't ever seen any flat cows.
01:08Hey, I just got me an idea.
01:10See that castle over there? Let's use it as a homestead.
01:14Then we can round us up a gang and get us to eating.
01:18Hey, come on.
01:19Hey, but wait, hold it.
01:20Hey, but hold it.
01:21Hold it.
01:22We're the Ghostbusters.
01:29I'm Spencer.
01:30He's Tracy.
01:31I'm Kong.
01:32We're the Ghostbusters.
01:34We're clever, courageous, and strong.
01:37Your sleep has been haunted with whispers and rattlings.
01:42Your blood has been curdled.
01:43We know what to do.
01:45Your skin has the creepies.
01:47I wonder what's happening.
01:49You're safe in our hands.
01:50We will take care of you.
01:52We're the Ghostbusters.
01:54Spirits and demons beware.
01:59Ghostbusters.
01:59Wherever you're hiding out there.
02:03We know what you're up to.
02:05We're ready for anything.
02:07We're bold and we're fearless and never afraid.
02:10We're always prepared.
02:12We're right there with everything.
02:14Less on the job.
02:16Troubles soon fade.
02:18The Ghostbusters do it again.
02:20Hey, Spence.
02:38What are you doing?
02:40Working on a secret project.
02:42Well, there's nobody here.
02:43What are you working under that cloth for?
02:44Isn't it kind of hard to work that way?
02:47Yeah, but if I find out what I'm working on,
02:49the whole neighborhood will know.
02:51What?
02:52Well, you know how bad I am at keeping secrets.
02:57Anybody looking?
02:59Not a soul.
03:00Tracy's not here, remember?
03:05Runner!
03:07It works!
03:08It works!
03:10And I bet you thought I didn't know what I was doing.
03:15Hello?
03:16Hello?
03:16Hello?
03:17Oh, Rappets.
03:20The line is dead.
03:21It must be connected to your brain.
03:26Spencer, Tracy, and Kong.
03:28Ghostbusters!
03:30Spencer, Tracy, and Kong.
03:33Ghostbusters!
03:34Spencer, Tracy, and Kong.
03:35Ghostbusters.
03:37There must be an echo in here.
03:39Oh, yes.
03:43Hey, who was that?
03:45Tracy.
03:46Well, what'd he want?
03:47How do I know?
03:48He can't talk.
03:49He just likes to use the phone.
03:51Where'd he go, anyway?
03:52To the model shop.
03:54To pick up supplies.
03:55For his model airplane.
03:57Oh.
04:02Do you get the feeling that he ain't very strong
04:04in the use of a tape measure?
04:13Orville.
04:14That won't work.
04:15No.
04:16All right.
04:27Go get our next ghostbusting assignment
04:29and take the red bear in there with you.
04:32Okay.
04:33But if he's in a flying mood,
04:35I am going to drive.
04:39Oh, I get it.
04:40You want to toss a coin to see who drives, huh?
04:42Heads, you lose.
04:50Heads, you lose.
04:55I don't know how he did that.
04:57The coin I was using had two heads.
04:59Spencer, I've told you time and again,
05:02it does not pay to cheat.
05:03Go.
05:12Billy!
05:33Hey, your soup's on!
05:34Where is that mangy polecat?
05:39Okay, come on now.
05:41Give it everything you've got, boss.
05:43I bet you can't buck Billy the Kid
05:45more from your back now.
05:46Come on, Billy!
05:56See now?
05:57I told you.
05:58I told you you couldn't buck me off your back.
06:02It looks to me like he did, Billy.
06:04Oh, no, Bill.
06:07He done picked me up and throwed me.
06:10That's something different.
06:13You just set yourself right down there
06:15and have some soup.
06:17Oh, good soup sounds good.
06:18I'm mighty hungry.
06:19Yeah, that's good.
06:20Mighty hungry.
06:21There we go.
06:23Thank you, Bill.
06:23Yeah.
06:24Good.
06:25Bill?
06:25Yeah?
06:26Uh, how'd you get the soup so hot
06:29when there ain't any flame in the fire?
06:32Oh, that was easy.
06:33or I left it on an hour longer.
06:36Makes sense.
06:38Makes sense.
06:39Right.
06:39Okay, now, get the soup.
06:43Well, what's it taste like?
06:44Come on.
06:44I'll tell you what it is.
06:47Like an old pair of boots.
06:49Oh, good.
06:51Good.
06:51I thought maybe I'll put too much salt in it.
06:54You're crazy.
06:55You're crazy, lady.
06:56Anyway,
06:58I want this soup.
07:00I want myself some nice big steak.
07:01A nice big steak, Bill.
07:03Oh, well, we're going to have lots of good steak soon.
07:05Soon as we hire us a game to wrestle cattle, yeah.
07:08The game?
07:08Woo-hoo!
07:09Yeah, yeah!
07:18Tracy,
07:19you are the only one I know
07:21who would leave a car to be cleaned and pressed.
07:24All right, go on.
07:25Get in there and get the tapes.
07:25We'll start the tape.
07:39This is zero, Ghostbusters.
07:42Your next assignment involves the ghosts of Billy the Kid and Belle Star.
07:47Billy the Kid and Belle Star?
07:48Why would they come back?
07:51Maybe they had a beef with somebody, huh?
07:53The fact is,
07:54they don't have a beef at all.
07:58Here.
07:59This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.
08:01Ahem.
08:15Well,
08:17look at the bright side.
08:18Every Christmas,
08:19you can get a job pulling the sled.
08:22Come on!
08:22This town ain't big enough to live with us, creature.
08:30Put down that there kettle of water and mammals.
08:33Oh, yeah!
08:34Well, take that!
08:42He ain't getting away.
08:44After him!
08:47He's crossing the river!
08:52There he is,
08:57set by his campfire.
08:59And the wind's blowing this way.
09:03Spence, the TV's on fire!
09:05No, no, no.
09:07That smoke is coming from a cowboy show we're watching.
09:09Boy, is it real!
09:10You expect me to believe that?
09:12Well, look for yourself!
09:14Let's camp here,
09:15by the waterfall.
09:21As for the weather,
09:22typhoons are forecast locally.
09:26And that's the news for today.
09:30Well, you turn that thing off.
09:32We've got a lot of work to do.
09:35We're just doing research,
09:36getting ready for Belle and Billy.
09:38Yeah.
09:39I wonder what would bring
09:40Billy the Kid and Belle Star into town.
09:44Hmm.
09:44Hmm.
09:46That's a big deal.
09:47Oh, man.
09:47That's a big deal.
09:48That's a big deal.
09:48That's a big deal.
09:48That's a big deal.
09:49That's a big deal.
09:49That's a big deal.
09:50That's a big deal.
09:51That's a big deal.
09:51That's a big deal.
09:52Ah, you're an actor.
10:01On the stage.
10:02Stage!
10:02Stage!
10:15Coach!
10:16Oh, hey.
10:17Stagecoach!
10:17Stagecoach!
10:18That's right.
10:20A stagecoach would bring Belle Star
10:22and Billy the Kid to town.
10:24Yeah.
10:25And some nice men in white suits
10:26and a net are gonna take you out of town.
10:29Let's go see if we can pick up their trail.
10:32Then maybe we'll know what Zero meant by
10:33they got a beef.
10:35Hey!
10:35Come on.
10:36and then we'll go.
10:37Yeah-hoo!
10:37Yeah-hoo!
10:38Yeah-hoo!
10:39Yeah-hoo!
10:39Yeah-hoo!
10:40Ha-ha!
10:40Well, we searched every square foot of this here town, Billy, looking for likely wrestling
10:42ants for our gang.
10:43Yeah, yeah, yeah
10:47Well, we searched every square foot of this here town, Billy
10:52Looking for likely wrestling ends for our gang
10:54All we could find us was dudes
10:57Yeah, I never seen so many clothing stores
11:00That's da jalopy or cayuse
11:04I meant no harm
11:05Oh, oh, I'm sorry, Billy
11:07You know, we're gonna have to find some mighty dumb dudes for our gang
11:11if they're going to have to take orders from you.
11:27Did we have to come here to pick up their trail?
11:31You don't like coming through here, right?
11:33Are you kidding?
11:34Coming to a cemetery at night
11:35is my second favorite thing in the whole world.
11:37What's your first favorite thing?
11:39Printing, wipe your feet on my belly
11:42and lying in front of an elephant's door.
11:46Hey, I hear hoofbeats.
11:49It must be Billy and Belle.
11:51No, no, ghosts don't ride horses.
11:54But just in case,
11:56give me that ghost dematerializer.
11:58What?
12:00Would you go get the ghost kit some days?
12:05Will you cut out that horse fool-playing nonsense?
12:08Hey, Belle, this ain't horse-playing.
12:10I'm squatting mosquitoes.
12:13Boy, the shorty is thicker than flies tonight.
12:15Look at that one.
12:15Well, Billy, there is flies.
12:18There is flies?
12:18Yeah.
12:19Could have fooled me.
12:20Sure look thicker than flies.
12:22Well, one thing's sure.
12:24It ain't thick in your head.
12:25Listen, come on.
12:26We're going to take this here shorty cut through the cemetery.
12:29Through the cemetery?
12:29Oh, yeah.
12:30But don't be scared.
12:31Oh, no.
12:31We'll go on into town
12:32and find us a couple of real dumb dudes.
12:37Let's get out of here.
12:39Somebody's to come.
12:40What do you mean, get out of here?
12:41We've got a job to do.
12:42A job to do, a job to do.
12:44Is that all you ever think about as a job to do?
12:47My Uncle Herman had a job to do,
12:48and look what happened to him.
12:50What happened to him?
12:52He did 20 years in jail.
12:54Well, what kind of a job did he have?
12:56He worked in a bank.
12:57Well, you can't do 20 years in jail
12:59for working in a bank.
13:02You can if you've got the night shift, kids.
13:05Well, we just saved ourselves a trip to town, Billy.
13:08There can't be no dudes dumber knows to.
13:11I got some good news for you and some bad news.
13:13Well, give me the good news first.
13:15I know where Belle and Billy are.
13:17Now the bad news.
13:19There they are.
13:22Outta there, partners.
13:24Welcome to our cattle and rustling gang.
13:27Hey, you know, Belle,
13:33if I'd been able to saddle one of them in the old days,
13:36ain't a sheriff alive could have caught me.
13:41Oh, no, I loved it, loved it.
13:45What took you so long?
13:46You're slower than a grazing cow.
13:51What's so funny?
13:53I'm just thinking how funny Tracy looked this morning
13:55with those moose horns on his head.
13:57Oh, you just gave me an idea.
14:10Well, Belle, no doubt about it,
14:13I'm sure you'd let them dumb dudes get peach clean away.
14:17That's plum clean away, you fuzzy face, nitwit.
14:20Well, I didn't know that it was one of them there
14:24but vegetables, I didn't know it was one of them.
14:25Well, I didn't know you said it was one of them.
14:27Fuck your lip, we got company.
14:28Well, I mean, you said spurs.
14:29Well, I just, you know, I meant, you know.
14:31Say, uh, what you guys doing here, anyway?
14:50We got squatters rights.
14:51And that ain't easy when you were in spurs.
14:54We're glad to meet you, folks.
14:56My name is Klondike Kong.
14:58Introduce yourself.
14:59I'm Slim Spencer.
15:01That's not me to them.
15:05Speaking of loose nuts, I think the harvest's in.
15:08I think you're right.
15:08We had a hard day out there on the range
15:10rustling all that cattle.
15:12Much cattle as we rustled,
15:13why, I sure would like to wet my whistle.
15:16Why, Billy, where's your manners?
15:17Invite him in.
15:18Come on in, fellas.
15:19I'll get you some water.
15:20Right in the evening, man.
15:21and thank you very much.
15:22Tell me right this way.
15:26There you go.
15:27Wet your whistle, friend.
15:34Goes in handy for calling fish that way.
15:38Well, you know, we come back
15:40because, uh, we got a hankering
15:42for some real vittles, eh?
15:44Oh, sure.
15:46Could use some help, you know what I mean?
15:48But I'm wondering whether or not
15:49you, uh, varmints, uh, real bona fide cattle rustlers,
15:53now I am.
15:54Why, two of the very best, partner.
15:56Two of the very best.
15:57Why, more passers than cattle critters
15:59has been rustled by us
16:00than there has been tumbleweed rustled
16:02by a wind of whipping through the draw,
16:03whistling like a banshee on the prairie,
16:05listening to a coyote hooping and hollering
16:07and looking at a full moon in the sky
16:09darker than a mule's mood,
16:10whilst a rattlesnake sashays on by there
16:12looking for a gopher to spit on.
16:14Ha!
16:15Easy for you to say.
16:16That's what you think.
16:19You're as good as you say, Yarva.
16:21You won't be taking it unkindly
16:22to be showing us some proof.
16:25Spence, why don't you just bring on
16:28that critter that we rustled up there
16:29this morning?
16:30I'd be peach proud, too.
16:33That's plum proud?
16:38Well, now, how's that for proof?
16:41That sure is a funny-looking cow.
16:45Did you ever see a handsome cow?
16:48I reckon you have a point.
16:50Uh, that there cow, uh, did you get milk?
16:54Why, sure.
16:58Come on.
17:00Listen, them two dudes look suspiciously
17:03like those guys we saw in the cemetery.
17:05Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, I'll tell you why.
17:08Why?
17:08These dudes?
17:09Yeah.
17:09Much dumber than those guys in the cemetery.
17:11I think they're getting suspicious.
17:14Smile when you say that, partner.
17:16You play them some music,
17:17and I'll go over and get the ghost dematerializer
17:19out of this here saddlebag, huh?
17:21Good idea.
17:26Not that kind of music, you clown.
17:30Play it on the guitar.
17:31Come on.
17:32Home, home on the range
17:43With the gear and the antelope play
17:48Did you ever play with an antelope?
17:50They'll run you ragging.
17:53Soon them is heard
17:54A discouraging word
17:57Shucks!
18:00She said a discouraging word!
18:01And the skies are not cloudy
18:07Oh, dear
18:09Those strangers, I...
18:14I hope I cheered you up.
18:18You may not be a good wrestler,
18:19but you sure can play the guitar!
18:21You sure can!
18:23I miss Nick
18:32I ain't never seen no cow would eat bananas!
18:49I didn't even know
18:51Hey, Bill, that sure is a funny-looking gadget
18:54for a wrestler.
18:56We ain't wrestlers!
18:57We are Ghostbusters!
18:58Yeah!
18:59And this here gadget
19:00is gonna send you back where you belong!
19:02Ghostbusters!
19:03Billy, come on, you coyote!
19:04Oh, uh...
19:06Uh, don't worry, Bill!
19:07I'm okay!
19:08I got me a horse waiting!
19:09I got a horse waiting!
19:11Pitten...
19:12Huh?
19:12Oh, pussy!
19:15Pitten...
19:15Where'd she go?
19:22She went...
19:23that-a-way!
19:24That way!
19:27Hey, wait a minute now
19:28You remember what Billy said
19:29about them coming back
19:30because they had a hankering
19:31for some real vittles?
19:33Uh-huh!
19:34Do you really think
19:42that'll get Bill
19:43to come out of hiding?
19:45Well, we'll know soon enough
19:46that their meat's almost done
19:48Now, how did you get that to cook
19:51without any flames in the fire?
19:53Well, I left it on an hour long
19:55You see?
19:58Mmm!
19:59Oh, that do smell good!
20:01I'll bet you
20:02I know somebody'd sure
20:04like to eat that
20:05Huh?
20:05Not you!
20:08Get your paws off that
20:09you mean, Jermule
20:10It's mine!
20:11Bill!
20:12This surf place
20:13ain't big enough
20:14for the four of us!
20:15Well, Ace Mars
20:16I won't be going back
20:17a-hunger this time!
20:22There!
20:23Well, that's how it was
20:25moving west
20:26I always wondered
20:28how it would be
20:29moving east
20:31Thanks for the mills
20:32gal, Pope!
20:35Ha-ha!
20:44Well, I'll tell you one thing
20:45Bill and Billy the Kid
20:46won't be coming back
20:47to this town
20:48any time soon
20:49Right!
20:50Hey!
20:50Let's go to the drive-in
20:52There's a good cowboy movie playing
20:53Good idea!
20:54Trace, go get the car ready
20:56What's with the argument?
20:59I am the boss around here
21:00Now, what makes you think
21:04you're the boss?
21:17That gives him the right, I guess
21:18What makes you say that?
21:22He's the fastest draw in the west
21:24I am the rest of the camp
21:42Now, what makes you think
21:42Grazie a tutti.
22:12Grazie a tutti.