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00:003 bells in all his world
00:14Scruggs your lumbering jack and egg
00:19That was 2 bells
00:21Fight me a shop
00:24Aye aye captain
00:26Not that end the other end
00:32Oh forget it
00:35I like this captain
00:38That was very well captain
00:45Scruggs even before you were a ghost
00:48Your head was as empty as a gold ship's hole
00:51After crossing bowels with Captain Kidd
00:54Give me that thing
00:56Oh captain
00:58Are you waiting to bust in my whistle?
01:00Oh I'll get you another
01:02Just as soon as we Shanghai
01:04Recruit us a couple of able bodies
01:07For our long voyage
01:09Now hoist the mainsail
01:10And let's get underway
01:12Aye aye captain
01:14Ah
01:16There's a likely looking vessel
01:19To hang our hammocks in
01:21Oh captain
01:21That don't look like no ship to me
01:23That looks like a house
01:24I think we'd be on dry land captain
01:27Captain Aloysius Bean
01:29Of the flying Dutchman
01:30Ain't never on dry land
01:32You ask you Moby
01:37Come on
01:39We'll be needing us a good cook
01:41For the galley
01:42And an empty-witted scallywag
01:45For slopping cleaning duties
01:47The way I see it
01:48Ah we need a crew to sail far coast
01:53Yo ho yo ho
01:55We're the couple of ghosts
01:57We're the ghostbusters
02:07I'm Spencer
02:08He's Tracy
02:09I'm Kong
02:09We're the ghostbusters
02:12We're clever, courageous
02:14And strong
02:15Your sleep has been haunted
02:18With whispers and rattlings
02:19Your blood has been curdled
02:21We know what to do
02:23Your skin has the creepies
02:25You wonder what's happening
02:26You're safe in our hands
02:28We will take care of you
02:30We're the ghostbusters
02:32Spirits and demons
02:34Beware
02:35Ghostbusters
02:37Wherever you're hiding out there
02:40We know what you're up to
02:43We're ready for anything
02:45We're bold and we're fearless
02:46And never afraid
02:48We're always prepared
02:50We're right there
02:51With everything
02:52The sun, the job
02:54Troubles to fade
02:55The ghostbusters
02:57Do it again
02:58La la la la
03:13La la la la
03:14La la la la
03:14Strax!
03:23What are you doing?
03:24Spring cleaning
03:25What else?
03:26If there was an Olympics
03:28For stupidity
03:29You would hold
03:30The world's record
03:31Oh-ho!
03:32Oh-ho-ho!
03:35Ah
03:35Where's Trace?
03:38Supermarket
03:38He's gonna cook
03:40For us tonight
03:40Trace is gonna cook
03:41For us?
03:42That's right
03:42Well, now that's my
03:43Second favorite thing
03:44In the world
03:44What's your first favorite?
03:46Pouring honey over my head
03:48And yelling into a bear's mouth
03:49While I listen for the echo
03:50Fresh
03:52Da-da-da
03:53La-da-da
03:54Da-da-da-da-da
03:56Da-da-da-da
03:57Da-da-da
03:57Well, you cut out
03:59That cleaning business
04:00You'd think the queen
04:01Of England was coming
04:02You mean
04:04She's not?
04:06No
04:07All right, fellas
04:17You can forget it
04:18She ain't coming
04:19Well, well
04:33Our master chef
04:34What are we here today?
04:37Ah
04:38Yes, yes
04:39Oh, Kong
04:50This is our lucky day
04:52Trace here's gonna whip up
04:53Some of his health food formula
04:55Ah-ha
04:55Oh, it's a secret, huh?
05:01Okay
05:01Take two quarts of milk
05:04One dozen eggs
05:15A pound of butter
05:22A dozen oranges
05:25Beat well
05:31Flavor to taste
05:41Well, how was it?
05:58It needs a pinch more salt
06:12Where are you?
06:21I'll stop that
06:22And go get our next
06:23Ghostbusters assignment
06:24Hey, you know what
06:36I really like to have
06:37For dinner tonight?
06:38Some barbecue chicken
06:39Hey, here's where we pick up
06:43Our next ghostbusting assignment
06:45All right, when you turn in
06:56You really turn in
06:57Go get the message
06:58Start the message
07:17This is zero, Ghostbusters
07:20The ghosts of the captain
07:22And the first mate
07:23Of the flying Dutchman ghost ship
07:25Have come back to dig up
07:26Some new crew members
07:28That's a joke
07:28Get it, dig
07:29The joke may wind up
07:32Being on you, Ghostbusters
07:34Yikes
07:35This tape will self-destruct
07:37In three seconds
07:39Hey, that's great
07:59It says there's a trip
08:00To the barbecue chicken joint
08:02Come on, let's go
08:03Hoist the colours
08:07We're going to charge
08:09Aye, aye, captain
08:10Calm seas tonight
08:22Hold me any movement at all
08:25Moby, you overgold
08:34Bill rat
08:35I'll get you for that
08:37We're going to show
08:46We've got a Shanghai house
08:48A good cook
08:49And a scallywag
08:50Come on
08:52Zero says a captain
08:58And a first mate
08:59Are coming back
08:59To recruit crew members, huh?
09:01Well, you know the old saying
09:02Only ghosts
09:04Sail ghost ships
09:05You mean
09:06The captain and the first mate
09:07Are only recruiting ghosts?
09:10And you know
09:11Where they'll be looking
09:12For those recruits
09:13Oh, let's hurry up
09:19To this recruiting, captain
09:20I'm very afraid of ghosts
09:22Oh, Scroggs
09:24You're a ghost yourself
09:25Well, that don't mean nothing, captain
09:27When I was a human being
09:28I was afraid of people
09:29Scroggs, I think your brain
09:31Set sail while you were still ashore
09:33We've got to find us
09:35And a couple of able-bodied ghosts
09:36Wait a minute, captain
09:37What is it?
09:38I think I hear something
09:39What do you hear?
09:41I don't know
09:42It sounds like a small ring
09:44In my ear
09:45Oh, Scroggs
09:46Shh, listen
09:47Hey
09:53That's the flying Dutchman's horn
09:55She's sailing
09:57I guess they got their new crew members
09:58You clown
10:00That's a foghorn
10:01What are you two doing?
10:05Dragging an anchor?
10:09Come here
10:10Now listen
10:12I'll go over and check that way
10:14And you and Trace
10:15Go check that way
10:16Gee, it's
10:21It's scary out there
10:24We could
10:26We could run into a demon
10:28Or a goblin
10:29Or even a vampire
10:30And then where'd we be
10:32Without a stake?
10:34Not that kind of stake
10:36A wooden stake
10:37If that's a wooden stake
10:39I'll shine your feet
10:40All right
10:43Scroggs, do you see what I say?
10:56Yeah
10:57Shiver me timber, Scroggs
11:00I think we found our cook
11:02And cleaning hand
11:04Oh, I see something, Captain
11:12I got him, Captain
11:16Yeah, good
11:17I got him both
11:18Get him real heavy
11:20You got him over, you fool
11:25Get out of my net, you big paloka
11:29Sorry, Captain
11:31Oh, give me that net
11:33Now
11:34You go that way
11:36And I'll go this way
11:38Wait, Captain
11:38Right over
11:39Sorry, Captain
11:42All right
11:46Now
11:47You go this way
11:49And I'll go that way
11:50All right, matey
12:01Let's you and me
12:02Take a little stroll
12:03To the house
12:03You get my meaning
12:04Oh, you toot the flute
12:12I haven't had so much fun
12:17Since long John Silver
12:19Taught me the one step
12:20Captain Aloysius Bean
12:31Of the frying Dutchman
12:33His whole way
12:34Hey, Captain
12:36The cook with his suit
12:37He's got a flute to boot
12:38Oh, Scroggs
12:40You're a balmy
12:41Wild rat
12:43How do you like that?
12:53I'm checking out the graveyard
12:54And he's playing the fight
12:56Can you believe me?
12:58Come on
12:59Let's go find Khan
13:00What's he trying to tell us?
13:16I think it's something
13:17About the Pied Piper
13:18And the kangaroo
13:19He
13:19He gets it
13:21That's the crummiest
13:36Look at house
13:37I've ever seen
13:37It looks almost as bad
13:39As the old house
13:40Down by the cemetery
13:41Now I've seen ships
14:03In bottles before
14:04But this is the first time
14:05I ever saw a ship
14:06In an easel
14:06I think what he's trying
14:09To tell us
14:09Is that the ghosts
14:10Are in that old house
14:11The other side
14:12Of the cemetery
14:12Move me, you overgrown guppy
14:30I'll get you for this
14:32Come back and fight like a whale
14:41You guppy
14:42Two recruits off the starboard bow
14:51We've got to figure out
14:55Some way to get in there
14:56It's probably locked
14:58Why don't we get out of here
14:59And go to a movie
15:00That's good
15:02Come on
15:03I hear voices
15:08In that big room
15:08Down there
15:09Sound the broadside
15:10Scruggs
15:11We're about to take on
15:12Our new cook
15:13And scrubber
15:14But we got no broadside
15:16Captain
15:17Sound the broadside
15:19Aye, aye, Captain
15:20Bang
15:21Boom
15:22Boom
15:22Uh
15:23Boom
15:24I wonder who he's got in mind
15:27For a cook and a cleaning guy
15:28Yes, sir, Scruggs
15:31The cook in the fur coat
15:33And the scrubby
15:34In the funny suit
15:36Is about to join the crew
15:38Of the flying Dutchman
15:41Jack
15:46Don't ever sneak up on me
15:49Will you two quit squabbling
15:51Now, I'll tell you what
15:53Don't worry about a thing
15:54We'll go in there
15:55And zap him with that ghost dematerializer
15:57And that will be that
15:58Give me the ghost kit
15:59We left it in the cemetery
16:03What?
16:04We left it in the cemetery
16:06All right, you two go install those two ghosts
16:09And I'll go get it
16:10Stall them
16:11How?
16:13They are trying to recruit a crew, right?
16:16So you beat them to it
16:17Enlist
16:18Hey, I can't be good ship
16:29For an ocean trip
16:31Was the walloping window blind
16:33Avast there, ye lovers
16:37Batten down all the hatches
16:43Make fast the poop deck
16:45To the mizzen mast
16:46And set the sails
16:47For full speed ahead
16:49Aye, there
16:50Who be master
16:51Of this here sloop?
16:52Aye, be
16:53Captain Aloysius Bane
16:56Of the flying Dutchman
16:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
16:59Who ye be?
17:02Ha, ha
17:03Sailin' folks call me Salty Spencer
17:06Tell him who ye be
17:08He don't talk much
17:13But he be great in the galley
17:15Oh, ha, ha, ha
17:17Whip up some vittles
17:19Whilst I make sure
17:20That the four deck
17:21Gets a cleaped swim down
17:23Four and aft
17:24Sweepers
17:25Man your poop deck
17:27The bass there
17:30Hoist the anchor
17:32Set sail for the flying Dutchman
17:35You heard the captain
17:37Time to weigh up anchor
17:39Aye, aye, sir
17:40Time to weigh up anchor
17:42You heard the bass
17:57Well, we go along with them
17:59Until Khan gets back
18:01At least they don't know
18:02We're not ghosts
18:03Know what I be thinking, Captain?
18:06Hmm?
18:06I be thinking these recruits
18:08Ain't necessarily ghosts
18:10I know that
18:13I'm just stringing them along
18:16They soon will be, though
18:20Now, you get the grappling nets ready
18:23And when I give the signal
18:26And when I give the signal
18:26Yo, ho, ho
18:30And the battle of rubber
18:32That's rather a strange and bizarre way
18:34Of cleaning a deck, sir
18:36Aye, sir
18:36I'd not be cleaning the deck, sir
18:38I'd be cleaning them up
18:40Arty arty arty arty. Ah, that makes sense. When you're through with that, clean me uniform. Aye, aye, sir, with me.
18:52How is that, sir? Are you sure your first name is in Moby, Spencer? I never thought of it that way. Avast there, lover. Watch it, Captain. Oh, thank you.
19:03I desire some scrambled eggs, Cookie. Only one egg. Very well.
19:21Dinosaur that laid that must have been a hermit. Deep six, that thing.
19:26Never thought I'd see the day when I'd feel sorry for old Moby.
19:36Now, whilst they're together, they'll make fit ghosts for the Flying Dutchman, dear.
20:00Freeze!
20:02Freeze!
20:05Oh, you landed the wrong fish!
20:10Oh! What do we do now? They're invisible!
20:13This calls for intelligence and master handling. Now, fortunately, I am an expert and I've had experience.
20:19Captain Bean, get seasick! Captain Bean, get seasick!
20:27Get him, squawks!
20:30Dematerialize him, quick!
20:32I'll get you for this, Moby! There'll be another day!
20:46Oh, that one, yeah.
20:47All right, Scroggs, we'll split the duties. You do the cleaning, I'll do the cooking.
20:53Aw, Captain.
20:56Well, I guess the Flying Dutchman won't be visiting this port for a while.
21:08Yeah, they're lucky. They won't be here for dinner.
21:11Now, that's not fair. Tracy ain't that bad a cook.
21:15Yeah, ha, ha, ha. Well, I can always toss my share to Moby, whatever his name was.
21:21There it was.
21:22Ah!
21:23Ah!
21:24Ha!
21:25Ha!
21:26Ha!
21:27Ha!
21:28Ha!
21:29Ha!
21:30Ha!
21:31Ha!
21:32Ha!
21:33Ha!
21:34Ha!
21:35Ha!
21:36Ha!
21:37Ha!
21:38Ha!
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21:40Ha!
21:41Ha!
21:42Ha!
21:43Ha!
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21:59Ha!
22:00Ha!
22:01Grazie a tutti.