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  • 20/05/2025
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00:00Sì
00:29Not a moth.
00:32Besides, have not I, Queen Fora of the Nile,
00:36told you time and time again
00:38that no moth would want to eat your slovenly wrappings?
00:45Show Fora the scroll.
00:51Fool!
00:53I said, show Fora the scroll,
00:57not go for a stroll.
00:59Why didn't they leave holes for his ears?
01:07It is written that the ape sorcerer Simios
01:11will reveal the being Spenza to us
01:14who holds this great secret of immortality.
01:19For centuries we have been coming back looking for Simios.
01:23Perhaps this time we shall find him.
01:25Come, let us take up residence
01:28in that stately castle near this place.
01:32We're the Ghostbusters.
01:43I'm Spencer.
01:44He's Tracy.
01:45I'm Kong.
01:46We're the Ghostbusters.
01:48We're clever, courageous, and strong.
01:51You're safe has been haunted with whispers and rattlings.
01:56Your blood has been curdled.
01:57We know what to do.
01:59Your skin has the creepies.
02:01I wonder what's happening.
02:03You're safe in our hands.
02:04We will take care of you.
02:06We're the Ghostbusters.
02:08Spirits and demons beware.
02:10The Ghostbusters, wherever you're hiding out there.
02:17We know what you're up to.
02:19We're ready for anything.
02:21We're bold and we're fearless and never afraid.
02:24We're always prepared.
02:26We're right there with everything.
02:28With us on the job, troubles to fade.
02:31The Ghostbusters do it again.
02:50All right.
02:51So he's got a piece of rope.
02:53Hey.
02:53Now, he's going to take those two pieces of rope
03:05and make them one again.
03:08That's magic.
03:09He can't do magic.
03:11Killjoy!
03:23You see, I told you he can't do magic.
03:29The ropes are tied together.
03:31Yeah.
03:35Yeah.
03:36Let's see.
03:39Yeah.
03:43How's that?
03:44You getting ready for Halloween?
03:46I am practicing disguises.
03:48We never know when we may need disguises in our work.
03:51It's absolutely amazing how a mustache
03:53can change a man's whole appearance.
03:56That's ridiculous.
03:57Just because you put a mustache on someone,
04:00that don't mean you can't recognize him.
04:02Right, Trace?
04:04Sorry, stranger.
04:05I thought you were Tracey.
04:09Must be time for the mailman.
04:11I got to go check.
04:13I wonder what he's expecting.
04:21That's right.
04:32Tomorrow's Kong's birthday.
04:34He must be expecting birthday cards.
04:37I wonder how old he is.
04:43Oh, come on.
04:44He's older than 14.
04:46We're going to throw a surprise birthday party
04:49for him tomorrow.
04:50But it's got to be kept a secret.
04:51Shh.
05:08Be it ever so humble.
05:11There's no place like home.
05:13The other way, you fool.
05:23Oh, come on.
05:2550 centuries as a ghost,
05:40and he still hasn't learned
05:41to walk through solid objects.
05:44Come, it is time to consult the sun disk
05:46if we are to find Simios
05:48and the great secret.
05:59Let's see.
06:00We'll need ice cream,
06:03soda pop,
06:04noisemakers.
06:05What for?
06:06Hiya, Kong.
06:07Yeah.
06:07What are you doing with that
06:11in your mouth?
06:16Well, if that's a love letter,
06:17you better send a box of bananas.
06:21You're so good.
06:24Now, remember,
06:25don't let on that we even know
06:27that it's Kong's birthday tomorrow,
06:29so play it cool and just act natural.
06:31You know what?
06:32Shh.
06:35Well,
06:35been down for the mail, eh?
06:38Yeah.
06:38Get any cards?
06:41Cards?
06:41What cards?
06:42Cards.
06:43Well,
06:44Tracy here is going to pull a card trick for you.
06:47Oh, I love card tricks.
06:48Yes, I like card tricks.
06:49There.
06:51Oh,
06:51now you want me to take the card,
06:53is that it?
06:53All right.
06:54Let's see.
06:55You get it, bud.
06:56That's the trick.
07:03Well,
07:03he guessed the card,
07:04didn't he?
07:08Will you two go get
07:09our next Ghostbusters assignment?
07:11Get out of here.
07:11Go on.
07:12You know,
07:30now that I think of it,
07:31that was a lousy card trick.
07:35I'm beginning to agree with Kong.
07:37I don't think you can do magic.
07:39Stop over there.
07:40That's where we get our next assignment.
07:54I still say it was a lousy card trick.
07:57You go out of there
07:58and pick up the assignment
07:59and I'll get the surprise for the party.
08:01Come on.
08:10Now to see if the sun disc
08:22will reveal the ape sorcerer Simios.
08:26Sarcophagus!
08:27This is Zero, Ghostbusters.
08:36Your next assignment
08:37is to stop the ghosts
08:39of Queen Farah
08:40and her dangerous companion.
08:48Castled by the cemetery.
08:49This tape will self-destruct
08:51in five seconds.
08:53Simios, the sorcerer
09:11who looks like an ape.
09:13So, that's all you got
09:27from that message,
09:28Hans, about some queen
09:30who lives in a castle.
09:32Yeah, you send him out
09:33for an assignment,
09:34he comes back with a message
09:35to your mother goose.
09:37What do you hear from Goldilocks?
09:39Oh, dear Tracy,
09:48having a wonderful time
09:49except that the weather
09:50is always too hot
09:51or too cold.
09:52Signed, Goldilocks.
09:55Yeah.
09:56All right, listen,
09:57I'm going down to the library
09:58and do some research on Queens.
10:00And then we'll go
10:01to the old castle, all right?
10:03Right.
10:07Now that con is gone,
10:09and we can both practice
10:09how you're going to make us appear
10:10at the surprise party
10:11tomorrow night.
10:12Now listen,
10:13when Kong was here,
10:15where did you hide this cabinet?
10:20A little crowded in there,
10:22isn't it?
10:23Let's get on with the trick.
10:25Okay?
10:33This is where the sun discs
10:35show the sorcerer ape to be.
10:37I don't know either.
10:49It's not hieroglyphics.
10:50Well, if that ain't a grand entrance,
11:15my name ain't Spencer.
11:16It is Spencer.
11:21Here's to the great big secret.
11:27The great secret.
11:29Immortality will be ours.
11:31We must get him to tell us
11:33the great secret.
11:37Shut up, because...
11:38I still can't figure out
11:43how you did it.
11:44You put that big cabinet
11:46in that little purse?
11:47Spencer!
11:48Almighty Spencer!
11:51Now that's funny.
11:52I didn't hear nobody come in.
11:54Tell me the great secret,
11:55almighty Spencer!
12:00Great secret?
12:01Thought you'd fool us, huh, Kong?
12:04Put on a disguise,
12:05try to get the secret out of us.
12:07But I gotta admit,
12:09not bad.
12:09Not a bad disguise, huh?
12:11You almost look like a real woman.
12:13Almost look like a real woman?
12:15Yeah.
12:15Well, I have never been
12:16so insulted.
12:19Where'd he go?
12:24They have insulted your queen.
12:30Perhaps you can get them
12:31to tell you the secret.
12:34Remember,
12:35do not touch them
12:37and do not let them touch you.
12:39If that happens,
12:40they will become mummified
12:41and then we will never learn
12:43the great secret.
12:44Ah!
12:46Shut up, because...
12:47Where?
12:52Oh.
12:53You went up in the hall
12:54and you changed your disguise, huh?
12:56We're wise, do you?
12:58Ah!
12:59Well, you probably can't talk
13:00with all those bandages
13:01wrapped around your mouth.
13:02Here, let me help you.
13:03Ah!
13:04Now, you don't have to get mad, pal,
13:06just because we're wise to you.
13:07We're still friends, ain't we?
13:08Put her there.
13:08Ah!
13:11You're still gonna play the part, huh?
13:13I think Kong has lost the senses
13:15with all those bandages.
13:16We better get him.
13:17Ah!
13:19Oh, come on!
13:20Stop kidding around!
13:21Ah!
13:22Come on, now.
13:23We're still friends, ain't we?
13:24Ah!
13:25Will you stop playing around?
13:26You're a grown man.
13:27Now, come on.
13:28Now, act like it.
13:29For heaven's sake.
13:29Ah!
13:30Ah!
13:30Ah!
13:31Ah!
13:31Ah!
13:32Ah!
13:32Ah!
13:33Ah!
13:33Ah!
13:34Ah!
13:34Ah!
13:35Ah!
13:35Ah!
13:36Ah!
13:36Ah!
13:37Ah!
13:37And he will probably blame us for breaking the door.
13:41Il segretto! Il segretto!
13:44Un segretto!
13:46Un segretto!
13:48Un segretto!
13:57All right!
13:58What did you two clowns do to the door?
14:11What are we doing here?
14:16Well, I couldn't find out anything at the library about this queen we're supposed to be chasing,
14:21so we got to go to the old castle.
14:23But this ain't no old castle.
14:25Well, the only way to get there from here is through here. Now...
14:36They'd have to pay me a million dollars to go through there.
14:41You shouldn't carry that much money around.
14:43What if the ghost of Jesse James were still around?
14:56So...
14:58Simios and Spenza are on their way here.
15:03Come.
15:04We will go to them and greet them.
15:07No!
15:20Out to lunch.
15:24I said, greet them.
15:27Not eat them.
15:29Now we lost Kong.
15:47Spenza!
15:48You must tell us the great secret.
15:50You mean you got us down here just to pull that same stunt again, Kong?
15:56Mmm!
15:57Mmm!
16:05Boy, are you a sap.
16:07Just because he disguises himself as two people, you fall for it.
16:11That, uh, that is you, isn't it, Kong?
16:18Stop your riddling, Spenza.
16:21I am Queen Fora.
16:24And this is my mummy.
16:27Mmm!
16:30How do you do, I'm sure.
16:32Mmm!
16:33Mmm!
16:34Let's get out of here.
16:35Fine.
16:46Hey!
16:47What's with you two?
16:48I mean, they look like they've seen a ghost.
16:55Either you're who I think you are or you have been in the world's worst accident.
16:58Mmm!
16:59Yeah!
17:00You are who I think you are.
17:01Thank you.
17:04Hey!
17:05Wasn't that...
17:06Well, sure it was.
17:07Back!
17:12There!
17:13There!
17:14There!
17:15Get that door open!
17:16Spenza, I'm doing the best I can.
17:18Call a locksmith!
17:19Now, wait a minute!
17:20Wait a minute!
17:21Wait a minute!
17:22I'm...
17:28Well, at least we're safe here in the museum.
17:37What makes you think this is a museum?
17:40Where else have you ever seen a mummy case?
17:44You must have taken a wrong turn.
17:46We were headed for the castle.
17:48Let's get out of here.
17:52Oh, Spenza!
17:54Tell us the secret of immortality, Spenza, and we shall leave.
18:01Tell them the secret of immortality?
18:04Well, actually, the secret of immortality is vaccination.
18:08Although, with you, I think it's a little late.
18:11That is the secret of immunization, you clown.
18:14How did I ever get you for a Ghostbuster partner?
18:18Ghostbusters?
18:20Get them!
18:21Hmmmm!
18:23Hmmmm!
18:24Hmmmm!
18:25Hmmmm!
18:26Hmmmm!
18:31Hmm!
18:32Yuh!
18:34Every living thing he touches mummifies!
18:38Hmmmm!
18:43Hmmmm!
18:44Hmmmm!
18:46Hmmmm!
18:48Hmmmm!
18:49Sì, sì, sì!
19:19Ah, quick, the ghost dematerializer, there.
19:23Ah, suck.
19:26Mmm.
19:31Um.
19:33Hey, Tracy, quick, the ghost dematerializer.
19:37Oh, ah, give my regards to the sphinx.
19:41Ah, yes.
19:42And now for you, you walkin' first-aid kids.
19:51The dust is blockin' the dematerializer ring.
19:56We could've set it a new level.
19:58Ah, hey, Tracy, which knob, which knob?
20:00He's back in his mummy case.
20:01This thing won't work through wood, now you know that.
20:04The, what?
20:06Boom.
20:09He's putting on a telegraph boy's hat.
20:11And he's got a telegram.
20:12Hey, hey, that got him.
20:29Well, what does it say?
20:32Well, the nearest I can make out, it says,
20:34you got a moth in your mummy case.
20:37Anybody here?
20:43Hey.
20:47Happy birthday, Kong.
20:50Hey.
20:53Now, where are they?
20:56Now, how's that for a surprise?
21:08Well, now, let me put it this way.
21:10Not near as surprised as you're gonna be.
21:13Well, uh, what do you mean?
21:15Because you're not there.
21:17You ain't?
21:18I thought you knew how to do this trick, Trace.
21:22Why, you?
21:24Where do I get my hands on you?
21:26Well, let me go.
21:27Come on.
21:52Grazie a tutti.

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