The Hairy Long Game

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who has decided to forego any facial hair removal in order to weed out bad dates on a dating site.

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00:00here's a story yeah yeah um aldina jagnak jag and jack um she's sick of the dating scene in

00:16denmark in fact she's so annoyed with what's expected of women especially when it comes to

00:23body hair she's taking a stand oh boy oh boy the 31 year old has decided to stop all hair removal

00:33rituals on her face that means no more tweezing her unibrow no more shaving her upper lip she says

00:42she's trying to do this to weed out bad dates that are picking her just for her looks she hot

00:49otherwise um there's pictures of her up at daveandcheckthefreak.com if you want to go

00:54see what she looks like you can do so there you know i'm gonna hard pass on this one

01:02that's a wild look man that is a crazy wild look yeah she's a very hairy human no girl

01:10should have thicker eyebrows than me nope that's the way i look like and she does look at it and

01:15you're scottish yeah and she's not wow yeah when you get rid of that yeah but what uh like what

01:22false advertising if she stays on top of it she's got to stay on top of it though i mean she really

01:29werewolfed out there imagine she didn't oh boy that's so crazy what a little grooming can do for

01:36a face so you think that's like what a hell of a test right like so you got to make it through like

01:41a couple of months with that i can't have please i've proved i'm a good person could you please

01:46shave those eyebrows a bit mustache lady fashion lady i can't have i cannot have a mustache lady i

01:55can't i wouldn't be able to do it i couldn't either i well i can't i can't imagine kissing a girl

02:02and i know that women have hair above their lip we all understand this but not many have that i believe

02:09most women who let themselves go would never be able to grow that that's the exact mustache i had

02:14when i was 16. i don't like men with mustaches or unibrows so yeah same thing like i don't you know

02:21you expect men to at least take care of themselves so there's a dude that makes it over the hairy

02:26hurdles here then he's a real special fella are there guys are there guys though that have seen the

02:34other photo and they're playing the long game here that's what i'm saying like she she might

02:39they could talk into it i don't know if it's worth all that though i don't know i don't think it is

02:43okay if your eyebrows are like that though what is everything else oh down yonder oh has she let

02:49her pubes go too i can't even oh man well she was mad at you does she have a goatee in that one

02:56does she have a goatee in that one go down um a little bit a little bit of fun yeah she's a

03:02hairier woman she is she is a hairier woman i that's just yeah the before and after is crazy

03:08yeah yeah she looks really good without the yeah she does extras extras you don't want the extras

03:16no but if you are playing the long game that's a rough year oh my god

03:22you gotta say a little prayer every day like please just give me the strength yeah

03:29let her get over this let her get over this whole eyebrow mustache

03:35i couldn't play the long game you guys because i couldn't i couldn't sit through months of this

03:43to get to that oh man the difference in her eyebrows alone of when they're kept up and when

03:50they're not is wild i mean they're ferocious

03:54you know what i mean she's letting her bush go crazy too because oh she is yeah that'd be like the

04:04wild part too oh and her pits yeah oh her legs her legs oh my god

04:09play in the long game

04:13i could play a long game i bet her butt's hairy i bet she's got a hairy butt

04:19she'd just be like

04:20mentally andy just went through her whole body yeah i did and he was like

04:27i'm very lonely right now so i'm weighing yeah you're weighing the long like could i do it

04:33no maybe no andy no you can't do the hairy long game i don't want to dave but um maybe you could

04:43just like have your phone there you can have the picture of what she could look like right you'd have

04:49to always and always be looking at that have that on your phone to really keep your attention

04:54honestly when she trims up it's amazing the difference it makes just be like the universe

04:59give me the strength to have sex with her for me

05:03you can find you might ruin sex for you forever if you did hit it once

05:10and and she added like an old face but with those eyebrows oh man i just don't even want to see the

05:18old face in a mustache i don't i don't it ruins a lot for guys people are saying we're shallow but i'm

05:28sorry and i i get it no we are shallow i knew that would happen yeah i am i am shallow yeah

05:33i'm sure have you listened to the show yeah but to each their own right if you want a woman with

05:38facial hair hey go for it you kiss someone with a mustache if you want fella you want to be a woman

05:43with facial hair yeah then you do it but just know there's people that aren't going to be into that

05:46you're going to weed people like us out that's fine and that's her whole goal right yeah exactly

05:50you don't want to be with someone like me but no i mean and i don't want to be with someone like

05:55that yeah the saint that she finds he's gonna be an incredible man

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