Hairy Chest In Style

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about hairy chests being back in style and Chuck shares about his issues with grooming his hairy back.

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00:00um gentlemen put down your razors the hairy chest is back in style i knew it it's coming around i'm

00:17waiting for the back i've never been about the shaved chest you like a hairy man just be who

00:23just be natural if you have a hairy chest then rock it a guy as hairy as me should probably

00:29like uh do some uh taming of the beast you know you think you gotta do some hair maintenance i yeah

00:37to me must be really hairy if you gotta tame the beast at least it's like nothing you've ever seen

00:45i'm like just rock it rock what you have i have no idea really what's going on over here takes

00:53your shirt off i can't rock what i have i have a team of sculptors

00:59do you really get it taken care of well no i do it myself you do it yeah but you know like i just uh

01:07you know to me there are certain areas on your body that should not have hair on them but all of mine do

01:13so um you know like i will i'll take a little bit off the sides because i've seen your stomach because

01:20you show it off in here yeah see and you don't look bad hairy oh god honestly

01:28and he's like no the front row seat here yeah you do you're right up close you almost reach out and

01:34touch that hair so it's not your that doesn't seem overly hairy to me i mean maybe your chest

01:38but your lower your stomach looks my my front my front is super hairy but it's nowhere near my back

01:46i mean my back is hairier than your front yeah the back i think you should take care of yes yeah

01:52oh i'm as hairy on my back i didn't think it was possible for your back to be hairier than your

01:57front man i'm like a silverback gorilla dude i had no idea i knew you had where my power is

02:02about it for years but i really don't know my strength comes from yeah i don't have any back here

02:06oh god i just got hair on the front i got like used car salesman chest hair

02:11like it's just a triangular pant right here oh no my mind's like i could sculpt it in a

02:18perfect tom sellick style but i think when you shave your chest hair as a man it's just so feminine

02:26i know a lot of guys do it i've done it i've actually done it all the way gone i've done it all

02:31the way gone clean and clear like yeah when i was probably did it when i was like 21 yeah that's

02:38the age that you and um and i probably wasn't even as hairy as i am now but uh when i did it i was like

02:46why did i do this it's such a bad look when you're a hairy guy it actually you look better with some hair

02:55some hair yeah and then when you gear it down i just looked at like a pasty white fat guy i was

03:01it was horrible this covers a lot of my protection this covers a lot of my bad looking stuff it's like

03:07you have a shirt on even when you take your shirt exactly i'm not and that's the thing like i'm not

03:12even i'm not the worst i've seen like mine's bad but it's not the worst i've seen like when you see

03:21some hairy dudes like online or whatever it's like whoa okay well there's crazy you know there's

03:26some stuff out there have you seen the man groomer ultimate pro back shaver none of those things are

03:32strong enough to cut my back hair yeah it's too tiny no those little tiny teeth they won't do

03:37anything to my back hair like two hairs are gone i i have stuff and i've i've like used it and it's

03:42like oh and it just pulls your hair it's like oh god it's stuck it's stuck my hair has clogged the

03:50system i need something with like teeth like

03:53you know like they got at the barber shop you know like i've got like i've got a setter

04:00yeah i'm telling you lease you need to shop in the lawn and garden section not the personal

04:07grooming i do i have to buy the good stuff that like a uh like a barber would use on a dude's head

04:14you know i can't get the cheap ones man my hair stops the cheap ones i'd love a middle ground like

04:20i said just come why don't why can't they have a cream or something that just like there will no

04:25hair will grow here anymore i lucked out my i just got wonderful body hair you're not on the back i

04:32got yeah it's uh you know i would have put more chips in dick size but oh yeah but you'll settle

04:38for what you got we got some decent body hair minimal body minimal body hair and then you got

04:43your flowing locks that's right then my two genetic gifts this guy says uh wait till you get older

04:48chuck he says i'm 60 and as i got older my sack dropped the bitch here is that we use that blue

04:54stuff in the toilet so at times i get ring around the collar so to speak wow his balls are right in

04:59the toilet oh they turn blue his balls turn blue lease let's try to piece that one together

05:06water and this guy said he actually had to buy a raised toilet seat to keep his balls from dunking

05:14in the water well i got a good good couple ideas off the uh internet the other day you can buy these

05:23like they look like giant honestly though that's for dudes balls at least look how high this toilet

05:30seat has to be for these guys if i go to someone's bathroom and i see that i'll be like oh you got

05:37you got the ball yeah okay but i understand this thing off listen i can understand him drooping

05:44but dave yeah that's big that's as high as a kleenex box all right there you go there's some mental

05:49images for you today but uh the good news is guys harry chest back in style let's move on to some

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