Chest Hair Etiquette

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck The Freak discuss when, where and how much chest hair guys should show off!

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00:00you know andy yesterday you were talking about your what do you call it your golden patch what

00:10do you call that your hair your chest hair your bro del dorado or whatever yeah yeah

00:15you you like showing it off you feel proud of it yeah doesn't mind it yeah i think it gives me a

00:21good like used car salesman look looking forward to get the ladies so i saw this and thought it

00:25it's about how we can figure out if our um chest hair is helping or hurting our game uh

00:32gotta be helping oh it's anything helps the folks at body image journal are spelling it out

00:41have you ever read body image journal i haven't but you know of it now i'm wondering if i have to

00:47take like a photo of my chest hair and then upload it somewhere and then people are going to vote on

00:51it hot or not the chest hair yeah i think i think they're gonna like it um

00:58it is long well you don't have you're just all covered you don't have like a patch like andy

01:04andy just has a patch right well i got the chest hair and then i got a little belly here i got uh

01:09i got a little you got the whole thing just like a fur coat yeah yeah yeah um on the yeah on the

01:14i'll show you i'm okay on the beach if you're comfortable with it they say flaunt it let it

01:21out totally for sure yeah um on a date some women dig the body bush so they say go with what makes

01:30you feel confident so andy you'd like to pop it open a bit if it gives you more confidence you

01:35absolutely should go for it i love this idea i do too but just they say gauge the situation

01:40accordingly right you know at a fancy restaurant may not be appropriate probably not you know the

01:45thing is it's it's one of those catch-22s i know with me is that i you know and obviously you can

01:51just look at my arms and know i'm a hairy guy but uh you don't want to hide it right if that's what

01:57you've got and you don't want someone to be like you take your shirt off and they're like ew right

02:02you know so just you give them a little sneak preview a taste of everything that they're in for

02:07and i do not give them a taste no no no no don't don't do that but i'd have to just shave them off

02:15there are girls that like it there are girls that want you to be a little fuzzy yeah oh i'm sure

02:20um at a bar the one button rule they say should be in effect so you're allowed to do one button

02:28no more than yeah okay hold on more buttons could ruin your whole game yeah now look at now here's

02:34the thing one button you guys don't include the very top button as a button right no you can't do

02:41the top but no you can't do the top so like this what's that officially that is what you should

02:46do now from now on do you see my four chest hairs can you see them no i can't i can't see them no

02:52no mine's like nothing there let me see hold on let me see but just like do it natural like how

02:57would you wear that one button like that okay so now i'm putting now do it do it the other way

03:04now do about four buttons oh more oh my god he's like you want more

03:23because it went from one to four you want the whole thing you want this you're gonna go two

03:30i feel like if you're gonna go two you might as well just go four yeah what do you normally do

03:35he does just the one he does the one oh okay well if i'm oh you don't do them if i'm relaxed i'll do

03:40this but normally here at work here what do you do i'm buttoned up he's he's i'm not right he's

03:46yeah he's not in a gang this to me is i got home yeah it's like yeah let your chest break yeah

03:53i feel like i can't i i feel like i can't do that do what like mine is mine is such a statement

04:02yeah you make that i wish you had a button i'm sure i'm right now so we could well of course you

04:06just pull it down a bit to see what we'd see yes that's a lot like yeah that's a statement

04:12but one of the statements is i'm old because it's going great but um you know it's bold it can

04:19be it can be bold i can be a little bit too much to some you know and that's fine i'm not for

04:25everybody i'm still trying to find my chest here yeah as we speak i can't help i think i found a few

04:30i was wearing like a shirt underneath a button-up so i'm not always like i would never go out like

04:34that but i just happen to be kicking it yeah you know at my house with just a button-up on because

04:38of laundry day or whatever yeah i could never just wear a button-up shirt with no shirt underneath

04:44yeah i can't do it i mean i might do it for laughs one time like i think i've i've threatened to come

04:53in here and just a button-up with a gold chain on but that's yeah yeah because i feel like you need

04:58the gold chain yeah oh really sell it if you really want to sell for sure it kicks it up

05:02you

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