Bonding Over Nipple Hair

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak started talking about whether or not women like men with hairy chests and ended up having two guys bond over experiences involving women with long nipple hair.

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00:00it's been a lot of years since Tom Selleck was America's number one male sex symbol about a year

00:10but apparently everyone's forgotten what he brought to the table a new survey asked

00:14is male chest hair hot or not it's all I got so it's hot the answer is no yeah the answer is no

00:25at least according to ladies guys may like it but ladies do not men slightly prefer chest hair by a

00:33tiny margin 21% of guys like chest hair 20% don't I assume that's men talking about themselves

00:39yeah I mean you don't want chest hair on your woman yeah I don't like that idea that's weird

00:44for everybody Roland has a comment here we're talking about whether male chest hair is hot or

00:49not what do you think man I don't really have a comment on that but um I got together with a

00:55girl from Poland once and she had really long hairs on her nipples yeah I think that's one of

01:02the weirdest phone calls I think it was a girl from Poland long nipple hairs I mean this does make

01:17sense we were saying that it wasn't that guys wouldn't enjoy it and he called in to say he

01:23you obviously didn't enjoy it you didn't enjoy that no no no I told her friend and she told her

01:30and then I think they just disappeared one day never to be seen from again so you gave her friend

01:40the heads up like tell your friend or she's got long nipple hair yeah oh wow wow that's ballsy of

01:47you it's a tough thing to hear from a friend well it had to be done it did you did the right thing

01:55yeah he's a better man than I I just couldn't do it yeah all ladies listening right now do us a favor

02:02look down pop the top let's take a look at those nips yeah rub them up make sure you don't feel or see

02:09any hair down below hold on if there is take care of it immediately yeah I'm gonna point something out

02:14though have you ever seen someone like they're young they're they've got everything together

02:20but then they have like a neck hair you've seen a girl with like a neck hair I've seen

02:26a real long neck hair I don't think they know they have it I've definitely seen stray lady I knew a

02:32woman with arms like Robin Williams oh my god oh my god we did too hanging out

02:37oh my god she's got Robin Williams arms no listen we listen we hung out in in college with a girl

02:46that was like that Italian girl she's pretty right pretty pretty girl with the Robin Williams arms

02:51someone said something to her yeah like next week she's at the bar she's waxed oh picked up

03:00changed her life of course she's like a great looking guy like her whole life changed all it

03:07took was for one rude guy yeah you need the rude guy your arms are too hairy man got Robin Williams

03:13arms and that's it and then next thing you knew her whole life was different married uh Marcos

03:19how you going good you were involved with a chick with long nipple hair

03:24that was crazy you know I was in high school we were boyfriend and girlfriend for a while

03:32and there were she wanted to lose her virginity with me and stuff so it was my birthday and we're

03:39going down for it and then she took her clothes off I saw those huge hairs there man and I just

03:45I couldn't do it man so we broke up at that and she hate me after that but I couldn't do it man

03:52okay I know you couldn't do it did you tell her why uh I did not but no I think you know I think

03:59she knew would run away because your face if I was gonna kiss it I was gonna kiss it oh hold on

04:06you waited for the kiss oh hold on the recoil oh no are we having a beard deal something like that

04:16yeah man I couldn't do it though it was long they were long you know try not to be so obvious next

04:23time lately they're great I know a lot of accents a lot of foreign men yeah so I tell you this I

04:30you try to make out with here I take off your shirt I know what you're saying Marcos it's like

04:35it's like you're running to a girl she's perfect on the outside is it yes then you take off with the

04:42brah and then all of a sudden he's like the titties I got a beard it's a long I've never seen anything

04:48like it I went to go give it a little I tell you and not like a nothing I ever seen before

04:53you're my best I don't see now I'm just trying to do that I was playing it too we go into the same

04:59it's very tough it's tougher than you think you're bad all these walks of life are coming together

05:03over nipple hair I know everyone can relate exactly he's North London yeah nipple hair right

05:08it's crazy all I can think of though is this one oh

05:15she's got Robin Williams arms all I can think of all I can think of

05:23all is going through my head can't even look at you

05:28she can't she can't she can't you can't even bring herself to look at you

05:31no it's like geez that's dumb

05:33that's just the dumbest and what are we what version of this song is he playing it's karaoke

05:39you've been trying forever to find this I know I was I was for sure it took me a while

05:46it's tough to pull up

05:47Dave's been doing this thing too where when he sings things he really commits now

05:50she's got Bernie Davis eyes she's got Robin Williams arms

05:57oh my god

05:59she's got Robin Williams arms

06:04I know what you're saying it's like arms but like Robin Williams

06:08who in the hell is a Robin Williams

06:13who in the hell is a Robin Williams he's a great comedian he's passed now but he had really

06:19airy arms Marcos I'm telling you

06:21you're my best friend you know that you're my best friend

06:25beautiful you guys it's beautiful let us go find the chicks with the big hairy tits

06:30I'm so down I know a couple of bars we can go to Marcos

06:35an unlikely friendship right

06:37he was unlikely at the time but he turns into the best friend ever

06:44you are my best friend also

06:45thank you Roarland

06:47thank you Marcos for this experience

06:51Steve claps in the background

06:54two unlikely friends

06:57I'm Roarland

06:58I am a Marcos

07:00we've bonded over our women having long nipple hair

07:04he's dead

07:07he's dead

07:10what he's been telling you

07:11if you don't even know why

07:12why

07:14you

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