Welcome to Nipple Beach

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Dave was on vacation and mentioned how strangers at the beach were all discussing something strange about another guy's nipples. The show thinks it's weird that nipples were everyone's topic of conversation at the beach.

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00:00i saw something while we were off that i was confused by transsexual no did my nudes leak

00:12on the internet again no it does involve nudity yeah so uh we were um on a cruise for a week

00:22and we stopped at one of the places and there was like a beach like on their own little cruise

00:26island right yeah we found out about this guy who was like a big wig he was there with a bunch of

00:32people dude dude had his nipples moved

00:40nipple relocation dude had his nipples moved and i don't know why

00:49so you closer like the whole beach was talking about it right it just word

00:56spread from areola's nipples i didn't know they could they could just pop them off and put them

00:59in a different spot i think so mr potato head for breasts

01:02so he's i wouldn't say he's a bigger guy well he's not skinny by any means he wasn't like

01:08largely obese if you could put your nipples anywhere where would you put them where would

01:12you put your nipples on my butt cheeks i think you got something to tweak while you spank me

01:16word spread around the beach like check out the nipples on that guy weird

01:19weird beach no chuck if you saw it

01:22it's the weirdest beach no if you saw it

01:24it's the weirdest beach i've ever heard of in my life

01:26i bet yeah i bet yeah someone just texted us yes i had the move to look more normal right

01:35so like like i'm saying like you'll see guys who are in shape and their nipples are below their pecs

01:41is that the guy maybe i don't know him yeah could be the guy geez i know he was rum oh yeah that's

01:49probably him thank you dave was on a beach where they were talking all about you and your nipples

01:55vacationing at nipple beach nipple beach private island private island welcome okay to nipple beach

02:02yes i don't like the guy i feel bad i feel bad when you say welcome to nipple beach there's dudes on steel drums

02:10the number one resort vacation destination i am the chief of nipple beach all we do is talk about nipples

02:24these guys with their nipples

02:28fire breathers come in

02:32ah listen all i'm saying is i was floating on a lounger and someone floated by and was like did

02:41you see that guy's nipple that's how it happened that's how it happened that's nuts nipple beach

02:49never forget the several famous beaches the beaches of normandy yes nipple beach of course

02:58nipple beach key tactical strategies for world war one and nipple beach welcome

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03:28yes nipple beach

03:30a wild time

03:32wild time it was strange it was strange i got it sounds strange strange yeah i didn't head out

03:38looking for a nipple beach nipple beach found me yeah sometimes you wash up on nipple beach and you

03:42don't even hey you don't know you're on nipple beach cruise line a beach is this

03:49nipples are crazy to say sun's out nips out yeah nipples

03:58now we know why you're so sunburned exactly

04:00you just didn't want to miss a day

04:02i'm just like dave's floating by and he's like what the deuce

04:09hey pal have you seen that guy's nipples you're on nipple beach by the way

04:12and then someone asked do you know how hard marines would fight for nipple beach

04:16later

04:19i think i had a drink in my hand on a floaty

04:25hey uh hi bud i don't know you but uh that guy's nipples are wild

04:29see you later they're real low nipple beach great though right i love it

04:34beautiful beach my nipples are out yeah that's what am i and they're in the right place yep and

04:39then someone asked do you know how hard marines would fight for nipple beach oh my god seas of

04:44triple b and nipple beach they fight very hard that drum was perfect that time yeah 10 000

04:52troops died that day but they saved nipple beach no areolas left behind nipple nipple nipple nipple

04:59nipple nipple nipple

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