Inverted Nipples

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an e-mail they received from a listener who learned something from the show about inverted nipples and wanted to thank them for saving him from a potentially embarrassing moment.

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00:00this gay fella emailed us he said hey guys crossfit wanted to say that i had a hookup last

00:10night and he had inverted nipples if it wasn't for your show i would not have known what they

00:17were and probably would have asked him and potentially embarrassed both of us yes i am

00:22gay kisses to james i hope his hand is doing better love the show kisses right back at you

00:28hands doing great no i'm not gonna give you an hj but thanks for listening

00:31yes he didn't ask but james is just putting it out there i can read through i can read the line

00:37between the lines yep um so we're saving people yeah embarrassing bedroom situations would you

00:43mention i don't know if i'd even mention if i encountered first time with a lady she had

00:47inverted nipples i don't know if i'd be like whoa yeah i mean i don't know how big of a deal it is

00:53i think my son might have them you can't like react to something on somebody's body if you're

00:58gonna talk about that yeah hey hey what's up with that you know it's not that's a bad thing it's

01:06not a big thing i mean i guess on a girl you're expecting outward sucking stuff well

01:12that's a go i was gonna say normal nipples um dave's got a different idea outward sucking stuff

01:21also if you went down there for a little how's your father and then there's nothing you can

01:27yeah some of them are extremely inverted wow yeah some of them are and you can't pop them out like

01:33no i don't know i mean i think that surgery i think you can have surgery i think you can suck

01:42them out and they can suck them out well they might when they get fired up graphic is like

01:47here's how to suck them out is that legitimate it's on the internet it's got to be legit yeah

01:52that's that's the thing right anonymous we have a lady with inverted nipples with us here

01:56hello madam how are you yeah hi i'm good can i could i suck your nipples out wow holy christ

02:04well is that is that could i get yours out if i coaxed them my god they can definitely be sucked

02:11out okay very cool all right now that is a board game i would not mind playing okay yeah no doubt

02:17my girlfriend was like time to time to play find a nipple like all right you're doing it yep got it

02:23yeah i'd take the challenge winner yeah i do love that could i suck it out

02:29it's a hell of a hello they will shoot them straight yeah right to the core of it

02:37this woman said as a woman i would want to know if a guy had inverted nips just a polite warning

02:43well like what nothing kills the mood like being like hey um listen before i get these

02:49clothes off i'd like to tell you i got a secret uh my nips yeah what do you what about your nips

02:56what do you mean your nips what are we talking about your nips i'll tell you you just said nips

03:00yeah my nips are inverted you ready to have some sex oh i gotta go because it would be so weird

03:09that you just talked to me about your inverted nips i know oh i gotta go i need to have a conversation

03:15in the middle of the passion like i definitely would tell my kid not to give anyone a heads up

03:24about it i think you just surprise it on him and then you do you just i it would be the same

03:29thing i would do with my johnson i'm not you know what i mean like johnson i give my heads up that

03:33you're not dealing with jokey jokes but then at the time when the time is right you're still giving

03:37them you're still like you know like that's all you got you know what i mean like uh joke is real

03:42um just let that be a part of the fun and games like if she wants to

03:46mess around and hey you know like where is it

03:49you can find it you can go after it you gotta go get it uh anonymous we're talking about inverted

03:58nipples too sensitive you wanted to share something there's dancing how can she slap

04:03how can she slap

04:04yeah um i had a good uh ex-girlfriend uh a while back and uh she was supposed to fly her mom and so

04:13her mom flies in i don't know how how it came about but the topic of uh inverted nipples came up

04:18so uh we were eating dinner and she's like hey dinner too mom wanted once you show me your

04:24inverted nip the inverted nipples so what she ends up yeah she ends up uh she pulls her shirt up and

04:31she did indeed have inverted nipples your girlfriend's mom mom during dinner i could

04:38just imagine that this you want to see my nips you're gonna want to finish your burrito first

04:44time hey mom right here right here

04:48can you imagine your girlfriend's mom whips out her inverted nipples at dinner no people are

04:58different you know john has a warning though about sucking them nips out and uh he wanted to speak

05:04to that here on dave and chuck the freak john hello hey support command support command what's your

05:10warning about the nip sucks so uh i was a teenager and uh came across my first set of inverted nipples

05:17with a girlfriend who didn't last long um so the first time i decided you know we were playing

05:23around and uh i was sucking one of the nipples and something trusty came out of that jesus well

05:30you need to have a warning before you say something like that i would not expect you to say

05:35crusty crusty you like like like a little little little piece of crusty something yeah gagged me the

05:44whole shot let's just say i didn't talk to her ever again it was nipple lint yeah like a belly button

05:50yeah i bet i mean that thing was deep that was a deep invert yeah well they were huge they were

05:56double d's though yeah so i mean there was a nice nice crevice there so that's all it was just like

06:02it was like lint or dirt or crumbs from maybe what's something she had for dinner earlier that week

06:06or month so it's almost like a boob belly button yeah oh god yeah he had a boob belly button and he's

06:17bigger the boob the bigger the risk of crust

06:20jesus lisa j jesus because he said what double d's yeah there's a bigger chance listen okay i know this

06:30is insane okay listen i know this is insane but there's a lisa looks so serious i love the dude

06:36when she said it i'm like the bigger the boob the more risk that something's in there lisa wait for

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