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Like A Rock
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about listeners most embarrassing rescues and one guy had to be saved by a family member when his unit was stuck in his zipper.
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00:00
Jim, good morning.
00:12
Hi, Jim.
00:13
Hey, CrossFit.
00:15
CrossFit.
00:16
Tell us about your most embarrassing rescue.
00:19
Back when I was a child, I got my unit caught in my zipper,
00:24
and I had to have my sister-in-law help me get it out.
00:27
Oh, man.
00:29
How old were you?
00:31
Eight.
00:33
Yes, young enough, but still highly embarrassing.
00:37
Like, as a grown man, imagine getting your dong stuck in your zipper
00:39
and having to have someone like Chuck, you do it, and Lisa's here,
00:42
and she has to help you.
00:44
Oh, no, no, no.
00:45
Yes.
00:46
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
00:48
Lisa becomes the lady dialer.
00:50
He'll pretend that it's stuck in there.
00:51
Oh, no.
00:54
Every single day, he'll pretend.
00:58
Ow!
01:00
Those are button flies.
01:04
Chuck's daily.
01:07
Oh!
01:08
Dong stick.
01:09
Lisa!
01:12
But honestly, could you imagine getting your dick stuck?
01:16
As a grown man.
01:17
As a grown man.
01:19
As a grown man.
01:19
And then having to approach a co-worker.
01:22
A nearby person.
01:24
Oof.
01:26
I don't care who it is.
01:27
Any one of you.
01:28
Like, Lisa, of course, that would be another dynamic, I guess.
01:32
But if I was like, Dave, Dave, Dave, my dick is stuck.
01:37
You don't want to hear that.
01:38
I definitely, those are words I never want to hear.
01:40
And you don't want to have to try and help me.
01:42
Wouldn't it be more of a scream?
01:43
Yeah, you'd be a high-pitched.
01:48
I'd hear that.
01:49
Oh, Chuck got his dick stuck again.
01:53
She would just go running out the door.
01:55
We've never seen her.
01:56
Lisa, here's a high-pitched scream.
01:58
She's like, oh, geez, dick stuck.
01:59
Gotta go.
02:00
She's not going to be the one.
02:01
I'd just shut my office door and hide in there.
02:05
Lock myself in.
02:05
You could hear it, like, over trees and through woods.
02:10
That's the sound of a man with his dick caught in his liquor.
02:15
Some wild man would say that.
02:16
Yeah.
02:17
I know that scream.
02:18
I know the scream.
02:20
Scream of a man.
02:23
Zipper.
02:23
Zipper's stuck and his dick is in there.
02:27
Zipper was designed by the devil himself.
02:34
I don't know what that was.
02:35
It sounded like somebody was raping a bird.
02:39
Oh, I guess.
02:40
Maybe what it sounds like.
02:41
I don't know.
02:42
I mean, I have no idea.
02:45
I'm going to have emergency tools for that.
02:47
I don't have emergency dong.
02:48
Lisa!
02:49
Lisa, get your dong rescue tools!
02:52
Lisa's got a whole new kit.
02:53
Lisa has it.
02:54
She's got a whole new kit.
02:55
Hold on, let me get my dong rescue.
02:56
The penis box.
02:56
Yeah.
02:57
Yeah.
03:00
Quick, pass them Lisa's penis box.
03:03
These are my zipper destroyers, they hear them.
03:05
She just hand you it.
03:07
You do it yourself.
03:08
You do it.
03:08
That's your dick.
03:09
You do it.
03:11
She would have the tools, though.
03:12
Lisa, don't look, but I need your penis destroyer or your zipper destroyer.
03:17
Penis destroyer.
03:18
Don't do that.
03:19
Don't do that.
03:19
No, no, no.
03:20
Not that one.
03:20
S-Dog asks you, Chuck, would you rather have something stuck in your butt or something snagged
03:26
in your zipper?
03:27
Oh, my butt.
03:28
My butt can handle almost anything you can throw at it.
03:30
You would know.
03:31
You could not.
03:32
I'm telling you.
03:33
It can handle a lot more than the...
03:35
It is tough, Lisa.
03:38
It's built tough.
03:39
It's built tough.
03:41
Chuck's butt.
03:41
Rock.
03:42
But what's more embarrassing...
03:44
We'll stand in Arrow's dream.
03:46
What's more embarrassing, though, is Chuck the Freak.
03:48
Charging through the gate.
03:51
That's your butt.
03:51
What, your butt sings?
03:55
I'm correct.
03:58
I'm correct.
04:02
Yeah.
04:04
You think after you decompose, like, your butthole will just still be there in the last four years?
04:09
Absolutely.
04:09
Like, oh, my God, it's still there.
04:11
Like, this is the 400-year-old butthole of Chuck.
04:14
I'm correct.
04:16
My hands were steady.
04:23
My eyes were clear and bright.
04:26
I like my balls of the backup singers.
04:28
I walk head purple.
04:30
My steps were quick and light.
04:33
That high elbow was so tight.
04:35
Oh.
04:36
What I felt was right.
04:38
Like a rock.
04:39
Yeah, my butthole song.
04:40
Yep.
04:42
Chuck's butthole's like a rock.
04:44
Like a rock.
04:46
Hey.
04:47
I was strong as I could be.
04:53
Nothing ever got to me.
04:55
Nothing ever got to me.
04:58
I was something to see.
05:03
That's great lyrics.
05:07
None of the schemes could get to my butthole.
05:21
Chuck's butthole theme song, Like a Rock.
05:23
So, yeah, I'm just, you know, like a rock, you know.
05:26
Eyes were clear and bright.
05:30
My walk had purpose.
05:32
My steps were quick and light.
05:34
They sure were.
05:36
And I held firm.
05:38
What I felt was right.
05:40
Like a rock.
05:43
I was strong as I could be.
05:46
Like a rock.
05:47
Nothing ever got to me.
05:53
He's so tough.
05:55
I was something to see.
05:57
I was something to see.
05:58
I was...
05:59
I was like, oh, my God.
06:00
I was like, oh, my God.
06:00
I was like, oh, my God.
06:00
I was like, oh, my God.
06:00
I was like, oh, my God.
06:01
I was like, oh, my God.
06:01
I was like, oh, my God.
06:02
I was like, oh, my God.
06:02
I was like, oh, my God.
06:03
I was like, oh, my God.
06:04
I was like, oh, my God.
06:04
I was like, oh, my God.
06:04
I was like, oh, my God.
06:05
I was like, oh, my God.
06:06
I was like, oh, my God.
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