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00:00To be continued...
00:30To be continued...
01:00Good afternoon, I'm Brian Panade, and these are the news.
01:07Day four of the Mad Nanny Crisis.
01:10Officials have identified the so-called Mad Nanny as 54-year-old Miriam Brunch,
01:14an employee of the highly regarded Miss Muffet Babysitting Agency.
01:18The city continues to be terrorized by this rampaging domestic,
01:21who only moments ago destroyed Earl McBain's old-time toy and memorabilia shop.
01:26Mr. McBain was heard to ask, quote,
01:28what kind of nanny would do this, unquote.
01:38Mrs. Brunch, don't do this to yourself!
01:41Miriam! I know there's a sensitive child care professional in there somewhere!
01:57Any sign of her, Arthur?
01:59Not from here, Tick.
02:00That nefarious nanny has managed to elude us so far,
02:05but she's as good as in our heroic grasp,
02:08because look what came in the mail today!
02:11It's the Fiend Finder tracking device, Arthur!
02:14I ordered it from the back of Leotard Legends Monthly.
02:16Oh, I told you before, Tick!
02:18Those things are a complete waste of...
02:21Quiet, chum!
02:21I'm trying to locate the proper frequency!
02:25Uh, Tick, I think you have to stick this thing on here first,
02:29like this!
02:30Wait a minute.
02:32You're saying we have to find the Fiend
02:34before we can use the Fiend Finder?
02:36What a rip-off!
02:39Tick! There she is!
02:41Heavens, Arthur?
02:46She's headed for the diner!
02:47Come on!
03:00Mad nanny!
03:02If you harm a hair on this greasy spoon's head,
03:05you'll have the tick to answer to!
03:07You can't do that to the tick!
03:14Oh, I...
03:16Lady, you just toasted the best BLT joint
03:29in the tri-state area!
03:31Prepare to pick up the tab!
03:34Whoa!
03:35Unhand me, Tractor Woman!
03:40Ouch!
03:41Ooh!
03:41Ah!
03:42Boom!
03:44You're in a lot of trouble, lady!
03:52Tick!
03:53Tick!
03:58Check, please.
04:00Ah, what happened?
04:07Help!
04:08Somebody help!
04:09The tick's been kidnapped!
04:18I want...
04:19Out!
04:20Out!
04:34Iron Maiden!
04:36Don't make me!
04:38Nogahyde!
04:39Hey!
04:41Oh!
04:42Oh, this stuff really is tougher than leather!
04:46Oh, for crying out loud!
04:58So, at last, the tick, my arch-enemy sits helpless before me.
05:03Arch-enemy?
05:04You must be joking, Charles.
05:06I mean, I don't like you and everything, but if I ever do have an arch-enemy, it's not
05:09going to be some creepy little brat with a glass head.
05:13Yes.
05:14Well, when I get done with you, you'll know what creepy is.
05:18And then she just turned into a rocket.
05:21And blasted off with him.
05:23Ooh, bad luck.
05:24Heh, well, I wish I could help, but I've got an appointment with my...
05:27Cancel it.
05:28Definitely should go get him.
05:29Yeah, definitely.
05:31Of course, don't know where to look.
05:32Very bad.
05:33Well, maybe we do.
05:35Anyone got any AA batteries?
05:37Charles, Charles, I thought we worked all this out.
05:41Weren't you supposed to outgrow your evil ways?
05:44Ha!
05:46Look, if you let me go right now, I might consider not telling your parents.
05:51They're not here, Tick.
05:53It's just you and me.
05:55They think I'm a bad influence.
05:58So as soon as they left, I turned my babysitter into a mindless cyborg engine of terror.
06:07You know, Charles, sometimes when I'm feeling like a raving ding-dong, I find a nice chamomile
06:14tea.
06:15Shut up!
06:16You know why I turned her into a cyborg engine of terror?
06:19Do you?
06:21Ouch!
06:22Uh, was it a pathetic cry for help?
06:25Ha ha ha ha!
06:27Wrong!
06:28I did it so I could lure you into my clutches, so I could wreak my vengeance for the humiliation
06:33I suffered at your hands!
06:35They made me take dancing lessons.
06:37You brought that on yourself, little mister!
06:42Any last words?
06:44Charles, I suggest you give up this foolishness before it goes down on your permanent record!
06:49You know, you're almost as stupid as you look.
06:52What the...
06:56How does it feel to be reduced to the size of my dad's third place bowling trophy?
07:12Oh, a shrinking ray!
07:14Never seen that before!
07:17Oh, yeah?
07:18Well, have you seen this one?
07:19I don't have to be a jump.
07:21I don't know!
07:23I don't know!
07:27Ah!
07:32Of course, the Mousemobile comes loaded with options.
07:36Electric windows, 8-track, and cassette.
07:38now we want to stay on a south by southeast heading yeah yeah oh and this button over here
07:46inflates the pontoons doesn't this thing go any faster i've made better time in funeral processions
07:53faster strap in sweetie this mouse is about to roar
07:57let's see what should i do next return us to normal and let us go yeah yeah interesting idea
08:08but no normal whoever got anywhere by being normal he should be thanking me for what i'm about to do
08:17okay charles nice touch i think you've made your point not quite tick
08:29now you're a tiny two-headed bluebird who can only speak
08:37high school french
08:39sorry this should only take a minute pardon us if we don't wait
08:54stop that car
08:56there you go that'll be your special place from now on
09:02and if you're very good i might even feed you
09:06you make me laugh i bet a lot of people would like a little pet bird like you
09:13hey meet your new neighbors this used to be my gym class but i turned them into earwigs
09:19that one's coach
09:21climb the rope climb the rope
09:24i don't know who's the ones who¿ you know what i don't understand speak up yes that's the address what listen it's cash only okay
09:29sorry i don't hear you
09:31right
09:33Ah! Uh, Bebe!
09:45What? No, I don't understand.
09:48Speak up. Yes, that's the address.
09:51What? Listen, it's cash only, okay?
09:54Bidding starts at 8. Bye!
10:03Yes?
10:05Mr. Chippendale? Hi.
10:07You don't know me, but I have something I think you'll be interested in.
10:11I've got a fix on him. He's nearby.
10:14Okay, citizen, let us off.
10:25There was something suspicious about those guys.
10:27What are you talking about? They were cool.
10:30They laughed at all my jokes.
10:32Come on, guys. The signal seems to be coming from this way.
10:41Chairface Chippendale and Chrome Dome.
10:45Aw, very bad, very bad.
10:47And look, the Idea Men.
10:49Where do they keep getting those blimps?
10:52Wait a second. I recognize that house. Come on.
10:56Marvelous. What sadism.
10:57Yeah, well, I don't know. When I was your age, kid, we didn't have all this high-tech hocus-pocus.
11:13See, if you're really evil, you just walk up to a guy and smack him in the head.
11:25Ahem. Ahem. Ah, hello.
11:30Gentlemen. Gentlemen. Gentlemen.
11:34Gentlemen!
11:35I just want to say that there's not one of you who I didn't idolize in my infancy.
11:42But now I have surpassed you all by achieving what none of you could.
11:46Gentlemen, I give you the tick.
11:50Well, that's not the tick you were given.
11:54Yeah, a tick's not a bird. He's a, what do you call, a man, right?
11:58I... I think so.
12:01Je ne suis pas un animal. Je suis un homme.
12:05He certainly doesn't speak French.
12:07I'm blowing this clambake.
12:13So you don't believe me, huh?
12:20Okay, everyone. Watch the birdie.
12:26You'll never get away with...
12:28Jack-chews!
12:35The bidding begins in five minutes.
12:45Ah, my chance at last. I've always wanted to own the tick.
12:50Not so fast, chairface.
12:53Unless you think you can compete with the national treasury of Pokabonesia.
12:58Wow. That must be the greatest agglomeration of evil ever assembled.
13:03And that little brat's going to sell the tick to the highest bidder.
13:06We've got to get in there and stop him.
13:08I wonder how much the tick is worth in the open market.
13:11Field mouse.
13:12Definitely need a plan.
13:13Yeah, of course, definitely planless.
13:15Hmm. It just might work.
13:20What do you think?
13:24Ooh, I'm terrified.
13:26I can't believe you expect us to pass ourselves off as super-villains.
13:29I mean, I, of course, am a master of disguise.
13:32But he, on the other hand, looks like a dink.
13:36Ah, what's going on?
13:37Nobody got a bucket on my head.
13:39It's our only chance to play your mouse.
13:41You two have got to get in there and stall them for as long as you can.
13:44You got it?
13:45Yeah, of course, no problem.
13:50Just let me do the tucking.
13:53Who are you?
13:55I am the Rake.
13:57And this is, uh, Buckethead.
14:00Ah, Buckethead. Oh yeah, that's me.
14:03I never heard of you.
14:04Oh, well, we're from Ohio.
14:07Welp, okay, as long as you brought your wallets.
14:13Buckethead, Buckethead.
14:15Yeah, I knew a socket head once, back in Muncie. Any relation?
14:19Oh no, definitely not. We're all buckets. Definitely buckets in my family.
14:23Ahem. Now, who will begin the bidding?
14:27I bid $16.
14:28Gentlemen, please. We're talking about the tick. The city's premiere superhero.
14:34It's not like I'm trying to unload the flader mouse here.
14:37Ah, unload the flader mouse. Yeah, very funny.
14:40$17.
14:42No, no, we can't just rescue the tick. We need to get that device to change him back.
14:47Good point. So I'll sneak in, hook the line to the device, and you'll fly it out with the blimp. That's your plan?
14:52Yeah. Then in the commotion, you grab the tick.
14:55One million dollars.
14:58One point five.
15:00One point nine million dollars.
15:02Two million dollars.
15:03And twenty-four cents.
15:05Two million and...
15:07Twenty-five cents.
15:08Twenty-six cents.
15:10Twenty-seven.
15:11Twenty-eight cents.
15:12Twenty-nine cents.
15:14Two million dollars and...
15:16Four dollars.
15:19Oh, uh, good.
15:21Oh, bad.
15:22Three million four.
15:25Oh, that's a lot of pineapples.
15:28Oh, gotta know one to fold them. Too rich for my blood.
15:31Uh, ten million dollars and four dollars.
15:34Sold to the man with a rake on his head.
15:38Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
15:41Whoa!
15:43Arthur!
15:44Sorry!
15:45Sorry!
15:46Sorry!
15:58Okay, here's the four dollars.
16:01And I have to give you the rest on an IOU.
16:04What? You don't have it?
16:05Oh, no, that's just all about it.
16:07Oh, I'm dead beating!
16:08Oh, gosh.
16:13What?
16:15Ah!
16:20Ah!
16:22Ah!
16:24Ah!
16:26Ah!
16:28Ah!
16:33Ah!
16:34Ah!
16:35Ah!
16:36Ah!
17:00Come on!
17:05Thank you, chum!
17:07Thanks, chum!
17:22Ah!
17:24Where am I?
17:26Your fun is finished, vicious little dweeb!
17:28this little dweeb?
17:29I don't think so.
17:36You remember Skippy?
17:38Well, guess what?
17:39I had him fixed!
17:46Oh, now that's enough of that!
17:58I wonder if Charles missed this at all.
18:06Oh, great.
18:07My parents.
18:09Yeah, I hope so.
18:10I'm putting it out of here.
18:24Charles?
18:25I believe your boy has a lot of explaining to do.
18:29Indeed, he does.
18:30Now I know what all those notes from school have been about.
18:34You're not really misunderstood at all,
18:37are you, Charles?
18:39Well, no.
18:41I'm sorry, Mom, but I'm gonna have to deliver this monster
18:44to the proper authorities.
18:46And not for dancing lessons.
18:55That's the worst babysitting job I've ever had.
19:00I'm sorry for all your trouble, ma'am.
19:02Now, uh, what do we owe you?
19:04Well, evil has been rousted and the babysitter's been paid.
19:08Come, heroes.
19:09Our work here is done.
19:11You know, even though today was the worst day of my life,
19:18I learned many things.
19:20First, the world looks a lot different
19:23when you're six inches tall and covered with feathers.
19:26Second, two heads are definitely not better than one.
19:30And finally, you can lay an egg and still feel like a man.
19:36Oh, no, my baby!
19:45Ooh, chocolate.
19:48Anybody want some?
19:50Aw, no, you're disgusting.
20:06Whoars of a
20:09What Do You
20:27You