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00:00You
00:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:00It started as a great day.
01:02No, a super day.
01:04Perfect in every way.
01:06Well, nigh perfect, really.
01:08But pretty good.
01:10Somewhere between very good and vigilant.
01:13He watches the waking city.
01:15His majestic form cutting the crisp morning air.
01:18Uh, Tick, would you help me fold these sheets, please?
01:22Already a challenge.
01:24Ah, the joys of the mundane.
01:27Yeah, you got your end twisted.
01:31Yes, I see.
01:33A choreographic conundrum.
01:38Well, that was a little dancey.
01:40You know why supervillains are so unhappy, Arthur?
01:43They don't treasure the little things.
01:47Quick, no time to lose.
01:50I don't think my wings are dry yet.
01:52Oh, my spine.
02:03Can you wiggle your toes, chum?
02:06Right, let's go.
02:08We've been robbed.
02:14Huh, so they heisted the jewels, huh?
02:17Oh, no, they didn't take any jewels.
02:19So they heisted money?
02:21No, it's all here.
02:23Secret files, heisted.
02:24No, wrong again.
02:26All right, I give up.
02:28They heisted the glass from our window.
02:31Ooh, that's new.
02:35Hi, how are you?
02:45Hey, you in the pumps.
02:48I say to you, stop being bad.
02:51Uh, Barbara, can I get some help here?
02:54My name's not Barbara, and I don't help criminals.
02:57I just the other day, I was saying to Arthur,
02:59the problem with evil is...
03:01And at this point, did you notice anything creepy about these women?
03:06Well, if memory serves...
03:17All right, who threw that?
03:22Oh, you're in a lot of trouble, Barbara.
03:29Ah-ha!
03:32So, bad lady, fate has put a dead end to your anarchy-dabbling.
03:36Come quietly now, miss.
03:43Oh, uh, you got a little something on your face.
03:47I, uh, oops.
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04:18superhero sanitarium i had a coupon good good now let's get in there and see what makes you tick
04:26for example are you say in a relationship right now what what's that got to do with it well we
04:34don't know yet do we just relax i am a professional you're just some head in a water cooler now you're
04:40getting defensive what the heck happened to you we're not here to talk about my problems tech
04:46we're here to work on yours oh man i shouldn't have left him you did all you could
05:08now tick i'd like you to meet our physical therapist taft
05:23darn right hi taft uh-huh the first thing i tell all my patients is take it easy
05:32it's only in your mind but that's just it doc my mind has always been my achilles heel
05:39well we have many ways of accessing the unconscious but i'm a sidekick i'm supposed to be at his side
05:46arthur he's with professionals well i guess they can't make it any worse right
05:51look at it tip how bad can it be you're not scared of silly old mr ant are you yes
06:04yes yes that's it work with it
06:07well here we are wow i had no idea they were this dug in
06:24well there must be dozens of them we're gonna need some help i told defladermouse to meet us here
06:29with every hero he could find he's probably afraid of ants too afraid of ants
06:35oh hey baby who do you think i am
06:39the tick this is all the heroes you could find well it's such short notice these people have lives too
06:47you know but i did get sewer urchin and uh fish boy lost prince of atlantis hello hi
06:54why is he in a kiddie pool well he's got a little bit of a cold so his mother made me promise we'd keep
07:01him wet where's the tick you told my mom the tick would be here listen fish boy i told your mom a lot
07:08of things of course the tick lost it oh yeah he's in the loony bin definitely the loony bin ha you mean
07:15he's crazy crazy like a fox if i'd have thought of that dodge i wouldn't be here myself look out
07:31you must be willing to confront your affair no no no it's obviously not working let's try something
07:42else hey it's tough
07:50grand larceny conspiracy destruction of police property these dames are criminals mayor well i understand your
07:57position doodle head but technically they aren't even dames they're well they're ants and therefore
08:04not subject to our criminal justice system this is more of a situation for the department of sanitation
08:09those solid waste guys oh come on mayor let me see i got my boys working on teeny tiny handcuffs
08:27and you all uh i'm arthur hello and uh we are um what he means is we're exterminators
08:42if someone called said you had a uh a roach problem roaches okay go ahead
08:50so uh you work here every day actually i'm just a temp hey come on
08:58perhaps your phobia is symbolic something to do with your mother nope don't think so
09:05what about your uncle any significance there
09:09r nope how about your a-u-n-t
09:13a-u-n-t oh aunt oh aunt and and and i get it yes nope someone else's aunt maybe some little gray-haired
09:22lady
09:23hmm sorry
09:24I'm not your mother, man.
09:28No, you're not your dad!
09:35So, what's your plan?
09:37First, we find out what they're up to.
09:39Then, we stop them.
09:41Uh, you want to elaborate on that second part?
09:50Sanitation? You're on. Go clean up that ant mess.
09:53Hold the phone, Herr Mayor. I have the solution to your ant problem.
09:58Oh, hello, Professor. Let me put you on hold.
10:01Everybody knows that ants are nuts for nougat.
10:06What?
10:07Ants are nuts for nougat?
10:09Nuts for nougat, yeah.
10:10It is science, Herr Major!
10:12On the outskirts of the city, we have constructed the largest candy pie in the world!
10:19The ants will be irresistibly drawn to this, this creamy treasure.
10:25And they will forsake the city to consume it!
10:30But what will happen when they finish eating?
10:32Well, of course, the chocolate is laced with nitroglycerin.
10:38I'm okay!
10:43Whoa!
10:44Whoa!
10:45Whoa!
10:46It looks like you're making a magnifying glass.
11:02It looks like you're making a magnifying glass.
11:12Hey, you know, when I was a kid, I used to fry ants with a magnifying glass.
11:18Yeah, very quiet.
11:21Maybe they want revenge.
11:25Laugh away, bipeds. Soon the joke will be on you.
11:32Come on!
11:48Stinky, lose the fish, Prince. He's got legs.
11:54Careful! Come on, Poe!
12:02Uh-huh. Yes. Very interesting.
12:11All you ever do is dress taffed up in ridiculous outfits and make him wrestle me!
12:18Well, that's our therapeutic modality. Yes.
12:22Sanity! You're a madman!
12:25Hmm. Patient responds to banana treatment with hostility.
12:30Is that bad?
12:32No peeking.
12:33Ow! Hey!
12:34By my calculations, the cost of this candy bar will not put the city into debt.
12:40That's my hotline. I better get this call. Excuse me, Professor. Yellow!
12:45Blank! I hear you got yourself an ant crisis.
12:49It's the National Guard.
12:50I'm calling in a preventive airstrike. I'm talking saturation bombing, Mayor. That'll clean up your infestation.
12:56But, General, what about the rest of the city? Acceptable losses. You have one hour to evacuate your boaters.
13:03What?
13:04Come on, Mayor. Put some air on that chest. He can't let the enemy walk all over you. Bad Apples' six ships.
13:11Gotta call the other line. Could be the wife. Hang on.
13:15He's going to destroy the city.
13:17Let me handle this.
13:25You're going to handle this?
13:27Of course. They're ant women, right?
13:31Hey, honey. I'm a scorpion. I like long walks on the beach. Good conversation and spelunking. How about you?
13:40Foolish mammals. We will destroy you all!
13:44Ha! Tough talk, baggy pants.
13:49Oh, man!
13:53Escape is impossible!
14:02Aw, very painful.
14:06You know, I get the feeling we're trapped in a, uh...
14:09Don't say it!
14:10Say what?
14:11We're trapped in a, uh...
14:14A people farm?
14:16People farm!
14:18All hail the queen!
14:36She's huge!
14:39No, it's the magnifying glass.
14:45Attention, humanity.
14:48I am Betty, splendid and perfect queen of the ants.
14:52We are no longer content to scrounge around your wretched picnics, nibbling at your scraps and crumbs.
14:59Neither will we accept your gigantic feet trotting upon our works.
15:04Man, she's an uppity ant.
15:06Yeah, high hopes.
15:08Definitely very high hopes.
15:09Your day of reckoning is upon you.
15:12You have been judged and found wanting.
15:14Prepare for fiery doom.
15:17Come on, lady.
15:19Wake up and smell the nougat.
15:22Smell it!
15:24Soon the sun will reach its zenith and our dean will destroy you all.
15:28Ha ha ha ha.
15:29This is not a test.
15:32Authorities have issued a citywide alert.
15:34Please stay tuned to this station for emergency evacuation instructions.
15:38Get out of the city!
15:41General, I beg you to reconsider.
15:43Don't fire your missile!
15:45Sorry.
15:46Got it aimed and everything.
15:47Don't forget your toothbrush, soldier.
15:51Ah, I love this job!
15:53Well, Doodlehead, looks pretty bleak.
15:56On the one hand, we've got a bunch of bitter ants trying to fry us.
15:59On the other hand, we've got our own national guard ready to blow us to kingdom come.
16:02Maybe, maybe we should call the tick.
16:09When I count to three, you will enter a hypnotic trance.
16:13Yes, master.
16:15Not yet.
16:16Oh, okay.
16:18Three, two, one.
16:22You are going back, back.
16:24What do you remember?
16:26Well, I remember you hypnotizing me.
16:28Oh, for Pete's sake.
16:29Sanity here.
16:33What's your problem?
16:35I'm sorry, Mayor, but I'm afraid he's a little fragile right now.
16:39He's in the middle of therapy.
16:42You know, maybe you ought to drop by the office, Mayor.
16:46We're having a special on stress management.
16:50All right.
16:51All right.
16:52It's for you.
16:53Oh, hey, Mayor.
16:54What's up?
16:57What?
16:58I've got to save the city.
17:00But what about your phobia?
17:02No time, Doc.
17:05Spoon!
17:07I'll put him down for Thursdays.
17:19Spoon!
17:21The sun is almost at its peak.
17:24Oh, of course we're definitely done for.
17:26Yeah, definitely.
17:27Why do you have to always keep saying that word?
17:30Definitely, definitely.
17:31You're driving everyone crazy.
17:33Arthur, take it easy.
17:34Ah, definitely very loud.
17:36Not everything's definite, you know.
17:38That's it.
17:39Free while you can, pathetic apes.
17:43You look so tiny from up here.
17:48Hotness.
17:49Not a moment to lose.
17:50Stop right there, blue boy.
17:59I am Betty, queen of the ants, and I demand your surrender.
18:07Could you flip a feeler or something?
18:10Never mind that.
18:11You have trespassed against us.
18:13Prepare for your doom.
18:15Whoa.
18:16Whoa.
18:18Oh, boy.
18:19You did it.
18:22Arthur?
18:23The magnifying glass!
18:30That'll be just about enough of that.
18:33Sorry, but I've got a big, heat-seeking fish to bribe!
18:50I love this job!
19:04Yee-haw!
19:06Yee-haw!
19:07You know, come to think of it, I'm not afraid of ants.
19:25I never was.
19:27It's just when they all come running out of a lady's pants like that.
19:30Yee-haw!
19:31Creepy.
19:33And isn't Sanity really just a one-trick pony, anyway?
19:38I mean, all you get is one trick.
19:41Rational thinking.
19:42But when you're good and crazy,
19:44hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo,
19:46the sky's the limit!
19:48You're good!
19:57All right.
20:00Let's go.
20:03All right.
20:08All right.
20:10Okay.
20:10Let's do a little bit
20:12about a break.
20:12Let's go.
20:13Here we go.
20:15There we go.
20:16You