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00:00We'll be back.
00:30Oh, my God.
01:00Well, that's the last of it.
01:13We are dust free.
01:15Ah, cleaning day.
01:17Every citadel of justice should have its spans as spick as we do.
01:22Yes, and Tick, this time, let's try to keep it that way for more than five minutes.
01:27Five minutes. Check.
01:28Oh, I just remembered. Spick's been soaking all morning.
01:35The apartment lies clean. Soft underbelly exposed. Vulnerable.
01:41Who can tell where dirty will strike next?
01:47Arthur! Monkey out of nowhere!
01:49No, Monkey Man, no!
02:02What? What did you do?
02:04Don't move, Arthur. It's got a timer. Must be some kind of monkey bomb.
02:17Gotta think quickly before she blows.
02:19Now, which button to push?
02:22Tick! Don't touch!
02:23The red one! Of course!
02:26No!
02:31So, this is what Kingdom Come is like.
02:35What?
02:35These footprints. I've seen them before. In the... In the Natural History Museum. Oh, come on. Mega... Mega... Mega...
02:47Mega-therium. The giant sloth. But the tick. Those animals have been extinct for millions of...
02:58Ah! Arthur! I ain't given any...
03:01Good heavens, Arthur! He means to peel you like a grape!
03:05Stop tasting me!
03:09Let me make this plain herbivore. Arthur is neither vegetable nor fruit!
03:16A giant sloth. It's impossible. Except...
03:26Dick, we're... We're millions of years in the past. It's not a monkey bomb. It's a time machine!
03:34Well, it was a time machine, chum. It got smashed by Mega-Mega-Mega.
03:40Ah! Dick, without that machine, we're stranded here in prehistory forever!
03:46We're gonna go old and die, Dick, before we've even been born!
03:50Well, look at us.
03:53We'll never see our friends again!
03:57You! You're the one who did this to us!
04:01I want to go home! You put me back where you found me!
04:05Now!
04:06Come on, Arthur. They're just little monkey people.
04:17Besides, I'm sure we'll have this baby working again in no time.
04:21Dear Dot, I hope you get this letter.
04:32The tick and I are trapped at the dawn of humanity.
04:36We live with a tribe of Australopithecines.
04:38They're the missing link between man and ape,
04:41which means they don't know anything.
04:44I tried to show them how to make fire,
04:47but it just made them uncomfortable.
04:51Being stuck here doesn't seem to bother Tick the way it does me.
04:54He still goes on patrol every day.
05:02Sabretooth Tiger, you face the tick!
05:06The world's first superhero!
05:08And at night, he spins yarns around the fire.
05:12And so this crazy guy wanted to carve his name into the moon!
05:20Oh, yes! And dig this!
05:22He had a chair for a head!
05:24Oh, uh, uh, uh, chair!
05:29Uh, huh, chair!
05:33It's like, uh, well, you know, it's like a, uh, a little tree you sit on!
05:40Huh, yeah, it's, uh, like a, uh, uh,
05:45a little tree, a little tree, a little tree, a little tree!
05:52Every night I sit and dream of going home,
05:54where all my friends are, where it's clean.
05:58Dot, I haven't taken a bath in six months.
06:02Anyway, I should probably go now.
06:05Today's my birthday.
06:06I think I'll celebrate by inventing agriculture.
06:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
06:17Tick!
06:19It took me months to chisel that letter!
06:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
06:23Would you stop grunting?
06:24We're civilized human beings, tick.
06:26We don't grunt!
06:30Sorry. Uh, but listen, Arthur.
06:32I have a surprise for you!
06:36You are gonna love it!
06:38Tick?
06:40What is this?
06:41Oh, now, Arthur, I know you've been feeling just a little down lately, and I wanted to
06:49do something special for your birthday.
06:52So I invented music.
06:54Hit it, boys!
06:56For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow,
07:07who wish nobody can deny.
07:10What do you think, Arthur?
07:14Australopithecine tribal formation located.
07:17Excellent.
07:18They're perfect.
07:20Seize them.
07:22Happy birthday, Arthur.
07:37T-A-G.
07:46Unhand me, metallic miscreants.
07:56Forget that big ape.
07:57Bring the rest back to the hotel, and hurry up.
07:59We're already falling behind.
08:07Ah-ha-ha!
08:14Where are you taking my tribe?
08:18Welcome, time tourists, to the grand opening of the Great Time Prehistoric Resort Hotel.
08:24You have traveled all the way back from the year 101,996 A.D. to the dawn of humanity.
08:31Explore the harsh terrain where it all began,
08:34or simply relax amid the heady romance of the way we were.
08:38At the tar pits, you can see how fossils are made.
08:41Whoops, bye-bye for now.
08:44For the wildlife enthusiast, we offer a rare treat.
08:48Observe the mighty beasts of yore in their natural habitats,
08:52and then eat them in our elegant dining room.
08:55Cook to perfection and serve by our newly acquired tribe of Australopithecine waiters.
09:01They're not surly, they're savage.
09:05Who are you? And what do you want with us?
09:12Clean glasses!
09:15Napkins!
09:16Oh! Ice cubes!
09:18Fresh iced tea!
09:20Get your filthy paws off that beverage, you dirty ape!
09:28Sorry about the mess.
09:29Our iced tea is just that good.
09:37Hang on, tribe!
09:38Hold tight, birthday boy!
09:41I'm comin' for ya!
09:49Sneaky hole.
09:51All right, you hairy subhumans, listen up.
09:54This morning, my entire staff of waiters quit on me.
09:57They got tired of commuting 3.6 million years to work every morning, I guess.
10:01Oh, and of course the tips were lousy.
10:03Hey, dirtball! Cut the monkey jumbo!
10:08Um, excuse me, hello, uh, I'm from the late 20th century, and I-I-I speak English.
10:15Oh, look at me! Look at me! I have speech! Aren't I special?
10:22Listen, pal, the guests at my hotel are from 3.6 million years in the future!
10:27They've got class!
10:32There's no time for sniffling!
10:34We're at peak season right now!
10:35Every room is booked!
10:38You'll work 16-hour shifts, or suffer the consequences!
10:46You can't do this to them!
10:48They're gentle creatures!
10:50They can't stand up to the rigors of the hospitality industry!
10:53Silence, tea thief!
10:55Bellbots, deal out these honey-hulled small heads, and get them ready to serve!
11:07Well, it'll take more than a game of hot foot with Mother Earth to keep the tick from friends in need!
11:13Ha-ha-ha!
11:15Oh-ho-ho!
11:17Oh, whoa-ha!
11:18Yeah, whoa-ho!
11:19Yeah!
11:19Ow!
11:20Ah!
11:21Ah!
11:22Ah!
11:23Ah!
11:23Ah!
11:24Whoa-ho-ho!
11:25Dear Dot,
11:27I hope you got my rock.
11:29I'm writing you from the restaurant where I worked with the rest of the tribe.
11:32I guess the Pleistocene Epoch is a popular vacation spot for people from the distant...
11:37distant future.
11:38We started yesterday.
11:40First, they hosed us down.
11:42Then, they gave us the previous waiter's uniforms.
11:46The restaurant was packed with the future of humanity.
11:49And boy, were they hungry!
11:51Okay, okay.
11:52Three medium-rare glyptodons in the shell.
11:54Lego belluchotherium in plum sauce.
11:56Um, and Kenny, you're having the spiced arsinoetherium stew, right?
12:00Oh, and some more breadsticks.
12:01Uh, waiter, what are your specials for tonight?
12:04Excuse me, waiter.
12:08Could we have some fresh ground pepper on our salads?
12:12Ah!
12:15Okay, okay, easy on the pepper!
12:20No, no, no!
12:23Salad fork on the left!
12:26Hey, cut it out!
12:27What?
12:28Let me try to put a little sense into your big future head.
12:31These guys are Australopithecines.
12:34They're like one day out of the tree, okay?
12:37They don't know salad, they don't know fork, and they don't know left!
12:41Well, if you're so blasted evolved, then you teach them!
12:45Or there's going to be a new dish on tonight's menu.
12:49Hang in there, little buddies.
12:55The tick is going to take a nap.
13:02The tick is going to take a nap.
13:03The tick is going to take a nap.
13:07They're going to take a nap.
13:08And they're going to take a nap.
13:10Oh, good morning, nature, red tooth and claw.
13:13Oh, good morning, nature, red in tooth and claw.
13:31The ancient cave bear battling its natural enemy, the robot.
13:37Ouch.
13:39Hey, wait a minute.
13:41That's one of the robots who stole my tribe.
13:43Well, I'll just get to the bottom of this spoon!
13:51You won't be dining on gears and pistons today!
13:58Quit yanking my food chain!
14:13Okay, Sparky, now you're gonna take me to my friends!
14:18I admire your strength.
14:21If you could lift a lot of luggage, I will help you!
14:27Aha!
14:29A luxury hotel!
14:31Well, there's a little piece of prehistory they don't teach you in school!
14:35You better play along with a crazy game!
14:37My friend here needs a job!
14:40Can he lift a lot of luggage?
14:42He can!
14:44He can lift a lot of luggage!
14:48He can lift a lot of luggage!
14:50He can lift a lot of luggage!
14:52A little barrel!
14:53That's a big barrel!
14:53Of course, it's a pretty big barrel!
14:56Attention time, tourists!
14:58Please avoid making eye contact with your waiters and don't smile at them!
15:03They take this as an act of hostility.
15:05Excuse me, I'd like to register a complaint about those waiters!
15:08yes yes I know you miss your tubers but you see that's what I'm saying you're
15:20being exploited the management of this hotel is your enemy you have nothing to
15:25lose but your chains you have nothing to gain but your freedom I say we strike a
15:29blow for human dignity I say in other words
15:48but sir that's exactly what sets our hotel apart from other results where else can
15:53you have your grubby primal ancestry take your drink orders our waiter ate our
15:58appetizers and then bit my leg well they're paid to be authentic hello
16:03it's on Arthur where are you can you hear me monkey friends
16:16it's the big ape billbots seize him bind him with his own baggage that's the tick he's
16:25here and he needs our help I regret that you are the best welcome to our luggage room this is where we
16:39send and receive luggage from the distant future pre-human you embarrassed me in front of a guest
16:46well now you'll be my guest on a little trip several little trips has your leg you ever had
16:54an itch to visit the pyramids of ancient Egypt while it was still fresh or perhaps your arm wants to take
16:59a vacation during the French Revolution ha ha you see I'm going to send you the several different
17:06periods in time one piece at a time
17:09a time machine
17:15okay here's the plan
17:19oh no no wait it's oh yeah
17:22now how does this thing work
17:27yes okay let's go now which part of your body should we start with how about the part you've missed the least
17:42this is really pathetic bellbots crush the waitering staff please where's that beeping coming from time for
17:49for you to open up a new hotel at the beginning of the universe monkey bunny I'll get you for this
17:58tick are you okay
18:01his head
18:04men in plaid hi what time is it oh about 10 30 jerry I'm gonna need a five iron on this one
18:13jerry I'm gonna need a five iron on this one he's just no good without his head
18:20whoa hole-in-one
18:24tick oh thank goodness
18:26now let's get our tribe out of here and get ourselves back home
18:30wait wait calm down calm down
18:45the clock lad the clock do you see what time it is it's only been three minutes since we left why
19:03we've just spent six months three and a half million years ago in the time it takes the soft boil an egg
19:08Arthur the fourth dimension is just one big crazy do not enter clambake jungle of weirdity and how does it work
19:19never mind
19:21tick I think it's time to clean up
19:25hey gang Fiona Zimmer writes dear tick why are boys always mean to girls well the body of the average boy is a
19:35strange battleground a volcanic mess of snakes and snails and puppy dog tails mean this breeds like mosquito larvae in their derelict kitty pool hearts I understand Fiona why indeed girls of the world unite and take over groovy all-female world now
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