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00:00Transcription by CastingWords
00:30Mad scientists, those jittery geniuses who for decades have dazzled us with death raids
00:37and thrilled us with the ever-present threat of total and totally wacky annihilation.
00:44Yes, mad scientists, some are angry, some are insane, many are both.
00:49But almost all of them have come out from their castles and their subterranean bunkers
00:54to converge here, at the annual Mad Science Fair, to show off the twisted fruits of another
01:00year's misguided labor to a world that shuns and fears them.
01:05Well, it looks like the fiendish Dr. Mung Mung has arrived, with inimitable style.
01:10Scratch it and you'll pay dearly, valet person.
01:14Dr. Mung Mung, doctor, what's that you pulled up in?
01:17I call it the catbird seat, Brian Pinhead.
01:20Dr. Weird. And what else are you bringing to this year's competition?
01:25Wonderments and atrocities, Brian Pinhead.
01:27Mung Mung, you oily little sellout!
01:30One of these, all of you, spit-shining your prosthetic limbs and whitewashing your liver spots
01:36for this wretched, back-padding, smarty party!
01:40I take it you won't be attending.
01:42The true mad scientist does not make public appearances.
01:46He does not wear the Hello My Name Is badge.
01:49He strikes from below, like a viper, or on high, like a penny, dropped from the tallest
01:56building around.
01:57He has only the one purpose.
02:00Do bad things to good people, mid-science!
02:04So, Tick, what brings superheroes to the fair?
02:07We're guinea-pigging for our pal, J.J. Vatos.
02:11He's gonna switch our minds with his new mind-switching machine.
02:14How cool is that?
02:16Tick, Vatos told us not to talk about it.
02:19Uh, Brian, we're not supposed to discuss the full nature of the experiment.
02:25It, uh, it's kind of a, um, uh, well, it's kind of a secret.
02:28Well, can you tell us anything?
02:31Uh, well, Arthur's dating J.J.'s daughter.
02:34Tick!
02:35Chromedome, I want you to go down to that science fair.
02:40What?
02:40I just got finished telling you about my boycott.
02:44Chromedome, if what the Tick said is true, then Vatos has finally broken the mind-transfer
02:49barrier, and he has a working device right there for the taking.
02:54But here, Shippendale, why?
02:57Look at my face, Chromedome.
02:58Um, what do you see?
03:00Uh, I see, uh, a chair.
03:04Exactly.
03:05And who else in this room is, shall we say, unsatisfied with the body fate has seen fit to hand them?
03:16Yeah, yeah.
03:17You know, I, I really cannot believe you, Tick.
03:25I am not dating Carmelita, okay?
03:27We're just...
03:28Oh, you're just mad because you haven't kissed her yet.
03:32I don't want to talk about this.
03:33Come on, man.
03:34Make the four-lipped butterfly.
03:38Okey-doke.
03:41Vitals look good.
03:42No signs of central nervous system damage.
03:45Looks like the transfer was a success.
03:47Mm-hmm.
03:48That's great, Daddy.
03:49Really.
03:50Pumpkin, you seem distracted.
03:52Lab rat for your thoughts.
03:55Oh, Daddy.
03:56How long were you and Mom dating before you kissed her?
04:00Why, I asked her to marry me two minutes after I met her.
04:03Of course, those were the old days.
04:05Everybody was worried about polio.
04:06But then again, these are the 90s.
04:09I say, kiss the boy.
04:10He's probably just shy.
04:14Good heavens.
04:15This place is enormous.
04:18Well, Vatos is in booth 41.
04:21Check.
04:22Okay, here's 167, 166, 165, 160...
04:28Fire!
04:30To safety jump!
04:31Wait.
04:32Oh!
04:35Ah!
04:36Clear the area.
04:37Nobody panic.
04:38I'm not panic.
04:39I'm exhibiting my new invention.
04:41Room temperature fire.
04:43Huh?
04:43Look.
04:44The marshmallows aren't even toasting.
04:46They remain comfortable 68 degrees.
04:49Hey, cat man.
04:50What's the point?
04:51Don't worry.
05:00You have nothing to fear from Tongtang.
05:02He's only tasting you.
05:04But likewise, don't resist, for he can crush you quite easily.
05:07The tongue is a very powerful muscle, and Tongtang is all tongue.
05:11I am Dr. Mongmong.
05:12Now release the nice Mothman Tongtang.
05:15Here is an individually wrapped slice of processed cheese.
05:18There you are.
05:25Now come on, Arthur.
05:26We can't fool around all day.
05:29Licky.
05:30Licky.
05:31Well, the floor of the Mad Science Fair is buzzing with rumors about the mine transfer device
05:35J.J. Vatos plans to unveil today.
05:38I'm joined now by Dr. Emmett Peely, one of the early pioneers of the mine transfer field.
05:42Professor Peely, you bowed out of the MT race several years ago.
05:46Why is that?
05:46Well, Brian, I had a little setback.
05:49Let's just say I was in Africa, playing a game of musical chairs with my mind, and when
05:56the music stopped, I was sitting in the zebra chair.
06:00I see.
06:00Well, why couldn't you just switch back?
06:02Well, for one thing, I hadn't quite perfected my device.
06:07Also, I can't find my body.
06:25So what are you working on these days, Professor?
06:27No, you know, lion repellents, lion alarm, lion proofing.
06:33Well, she kissed me once.
06:35Yes, we were in Mexico.
06:37Right on the cheek.
06:38Tick, just leave me alone.
06:40Your target area, however, will be the lips.
06:43Oh, there you are, boys.
06:45We've got to get backstage.
06:46I'm presenting next.
06:48Hi, Arthur.
06:49Oh, hi, Carmelita.
06:52Kiss her.
06:53Come on, Arthur.
06:53Stop it.
06:54Fellow scientists, have you ever needed an extra pair of strong, masterful hands around
07:08the lab, or an extra body to handle the heavy lifting?
07:11Well, sure, we all have.
07:13Then let me present, can of man, a man in a can.
07:24He does whatever you want.
07:27He can bench press about 240 pounds, and after an hour, he disappears into a cloud of fragrant
07:33potpourri.
07:38Uh, say, Professor Vatos, you've, uh, tested this thing, right?
07:43Oh, sure.
07:43I tried it out on a couple of lab rats, like, five minutes ago.
07:47Rats?
07:48What, that's it?
07:49You're gonna go from lab rats straight to humans?
07:51Shouldn't you throw a few monkeys in there or something?
07:55Oh, yeah.
07:56Oh, right there, right there.
07:58Oh, that's great.
07:58That's great.
07:59He also comes in sandalwood and pine.
08:03Okay, let's go, boys.
08:05Couldn't we run a few more tests, Doctor?
08:08I mean, I...
08:08Don't worry, Arthur.
08:10Dad's a genius.
08:15Well, um, good luck.
08:17Kiss her.
08:20Kiss her.
08:21Come on, man!
08:22Go on, Lita.
08:24Kiss the boy.
08:30Maybe next time.
08:32Oh, hey.
08:33Oh, hi.
08:33How you doing?
08:34The first step towards world peace is understanding.
08:39As the saying goes, you can't really understand a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins.
08:44Now, imagine how well you can understand a person if you were to walk the same distance in his feet.
08:50That's what mind transfer is all about.
08:53Bah, warm, fuzzy, nice, nice.
08:56What good is science if no one gets hurt?
08:58Okay, here goes nothing.
09:09E-cat!
09:11Arthur!
09:12It's me in here.
09:13I-I made it!
09:15I'm an Arthur-naught!
09:28Thank you!
09:31Daddy!
09:33You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
09:36What is your world peace and your moccasin walking and your potpourri?
09:41You're not mad scientists.
09:43You're a bunch of hippies!
09:45Stop right there, Chrome Dome!
09:47Ah!
09:49Man, how dumb are you?
09:50Trying to be all villainy right under the nose with a mighty tick.
09:55Yeah, yeah.
09:56You sure got me.
09:57But you are not exactly yourself now, are you?
10:01Whoa.
10:04That's new.
10:05Arthur, my body is a weapon.
10:08Use it!
10:09Oh, right!
10:13Go, Vecchi Horse!
10:14Giddy-up!
10:15Giddy-up!
10:15I don't think so.
10:17I'll...
10:18I'll stop him with Tannerman!
10:24Come on!
10:37Arthur, how do you get anywhere with these wings?
10:42I fly, Tick!
10:43I fly, Tick!
10:44Oh, yeah.
10:45Gah!
10:46Gah!
10:47Gah!
10:47Gah!
10:48Gah!
10:48Gah!
10:49Gah!
10:50Gah!
10:51Gah!
10:52Gah!
10:53Gah!
10:54Arthur!
10:55Leap, man!
10:56Leap!
10:57All right!
10:58All right!
10:59Gah!
11:00Gah!
11:01Gah!
11:02Gah!
11:03Gah!
11:04Gah!
11:09Daddy!
11:10Uh, I'm okay, Pumpkin, but we've got to get my device back.
11:24Boy, you're a fragile little thing, aren't you, Arthur?
11:26Yeah, I know, so stop banging me around.
11:29And you get a little gassy when you're under stress.
11:32All right!
11:33All right!
11:34Let's just split up and find Chrome Dome, okay, Tick?
11:37Okay, me!
11:45Hand it over, Chrome Dome!
11:47You lack your father's flair for passivism.
11:51All right, you win, Miss Vatos.
11:53Here is the device.
11:55Ah!
12:00Chrome Dome!
12:03Where is it?
12:04No, no, no!
12:05Tick!
12:06I mean, Arthur!
12:07It's me!
12:08It's Carmelita!
12:12Carmelita!
12:13You got it!
12:14Eh?
12:15Oh!
12:16Oh, yes!
12:17Well, I...
12:18Yes!
12:19There you are, Pumpkin!
12:20And you have my device!
12:22Oh!
12:23Atta girl!
12:27Mung Mung!
12:28Curb your pink abomination!
12:29Yeesh!
12:30Yeah, put that thing away, wiggy tongue man!
12:33Tung-Tung tastes something sour!
12:42Well, I guess we should find Arthur and get you boys back in the right bodies!
12:46Yeah, he's probably out joyriding in my sleek blue chassis!
12:50One, uh, detail eludes me, Miss Vatos.
12:53Uh, just how did you dispose of the nefarious Chrome Dome?
12:57Uh, a girl's got to have her secrets!
13:00Yes!
13:01Secrets!
13:02The mother's milk of an evil genius!
13:06What are you saying, Mung Mung?
13:08I'll tell you what he's saying!
13:10That's Chrome Dome!
13:11What?
13:12A glow-up!
13:13He switched bodies with me!
13:15Hey!
13:16That's dirty pool!
13:23Oh, will you?
13:25Go ahead, Arthur!
13:26Hit me if you can!
13:28Hit your beloved Carmelita!
13:36I can't!
13:37I can!
13:42Lita!
13:43Wow!
13:44You're...
13:45You're great!
13:46Oh, well.
13:47It wasn't any...
13:48Come on, pumpkin!
13:49Kiss him!
13:50Arthur, make your move, man!
13:52Kiss the girl!
13:53Kiss the...
13:54Yee!
13:55Very well.
13:56Then let me invite you all to a swap meeting of the minds!
14:02ha, hu!
14:03Meh!
14:11Ha, ha!
14:12Ha, ha!
14:13Ah!
14:14Ah!
14:15Ha, ha, ha, ha!
14:16Ah!
14:17Aag!
14:18Well, that worked out nicely.
14:31Well, it sounds like Chrome Dome has returned.
14:38No! The tick!
14:40No, no, Herr Shippendale! Put your heart back in your chest!
14:44It's just your loyal Chrome Dome, and I've got the device, too!
14:49Chrome Dome? Gave me quite a start.
14:52I'll say! You jumped right out of your slippers!
14:55I feel like a million bucks!
14:59I ran here in eight minutes flat,
15:01and I picked up a dump truck.
15:03This is some kind of body here.
15:05Hmm, yes. Not conventionally handsome, but...
15:11I can taste the floor!
15:13I can taste everything!
15:16Quickly! No time to lose!
15:18Uh, who are we?
15:19JJ Vato's here!
15:21I'm Carmelita in Cano Man!
15:23I want my zebra back.
15:28Oh, oh, that feels good.
15:31And I remain as always, Dr. Mung Mung.
15:35You switched with yourself?
15:38Lucky duck!
15:44Oh, gentle tongue-tongue.
15:49He weeps, for he has but one small tongue with which to taste an entire world.
15:54Curse you, Vatos! You brought this upon us!
15:57Don't look at me! I brought Cano Man!
16:01Listen, everybody! We've gotta stop Chrome Dome before he gets the chair face!
16:05If that villain gets control of the Vatos machine...
16:08Then nobody will be able to look at themselves in the mirror ever again!
16:12Come on, people! Giddy up!
16:14Well, this is really quite a coup!
16:19Oh, yeah! But, uh, Herr Chippendale, now I... now I got your body.
16:26And what's wrong with that? I'm a fit man of half your age.
16:30Yeah, but you got a chair for your head! I mean, you're really a freak!
16:35How am I even talking?!
16:37Come now, Chrome Dome, now you can have anybody you're...
16:41Oh... this is...
16:44This is wonderful!
16:46Ha ha ha ha!
16:48Ha ha ha ha!
16:50Ha ha ha ha ha!
16:52Ha ha ha ha ha!
16:54Ha ha ha ha!
16:56Whoa!
16:57How you doing up there, Arthur?
17:10I can taste your back!
17:12Ha ha ha ha!
17:14Ha ha ha ha ha!
17:15Ha ha ha ha!
17:16Ha ha ha ha!
17:17Please!
17:18Help me!
17:19You're hurting me!
17:21Well then, sit this one out!
17:24I...
17:26Oh!
17:27Oh!
17:28Oh!
17:29Spoooon!
17:32Buddy Pirate, you face the tick!
17:35Ha ha ha!
17:36No, I face a zebra.
17:39You face the tick.
17:42Uh-oh!
17:43That's it!
17:46You hand over the Vatos Machine right now, or I'll...
17:50Ha ha ha!
17:51Oh, man.
17:52Ha ha ha ha!
17:54Well, well.
17:55Aren't you a monstrosity?
17:58But do cheer up.
17:59You're just in time to see all your hopes for a normal life...
18:02...destroyed.
18:04You...
18:05You jerk!
18:11Cheer face, you double-crossing fiend!
18:15I'm sure you'll all be happy in your new bodies, hmm?
18:19Hmm?
18:20No!
18:21You can't do it!
18:22I...
18:23Excuse me!
18:24Chrome Dome, let go!
18:26Chum!
18:27Maneuver 11-Z!
18:28Chrome Dome, please!
18:30You're making a fool of yourself!
18:32Ahem!
18:33Hey, handsome!
18:35Huh?
18:36Oh!
18:37Give me that, you twisted creep!
18:39Learn some manners!
18:41What?
18:42Nooo!
18:43Ugh!
18:44Why?
18:45Why?
18:46Why?
18:47Why?
18:48Why?
18:49Okay, now!
18:50How we doing?
18:51Listen, I'm not in love with the zebra or anything, but in about five minutes I'm going to potpourri.
18:58So could you...
18:59Oops!
19:00Sorry about that!
19:02Now, who else isn't in the right body?
19:04I'm me!
19:05I'm me!
19:06I'm me!
19:07I...
19:08Carmelita!
19:09We made it!
19:10Yuck!
19:11Yuck!
19:12Yuck!
19:13Yuck!
19:14Yuck!
19:15Yuck!
19:16Yuck!
19:17Yuck!
19:18Yuck!
19:19Yuck!
19:20Yuck!
19:21Catman!
19:22What are you doing?
19:23I hate today.
19:24Hey Arthur, Weiss Corky writes, Dear Tick, how many stars are there in the universe?
19:31Well, I'm told by preeminent counting experts that there are as many stars in the universe
19:35as there are grains of sand on a beach.
19:37This may seem confusing at first, but not when you consider the many works of that even-handed
19:42minx we call symmetry.
19:43Look around, Weiss Corky.
19:44All kinds of things are symmetrical.
19:46Horses, prom dresses, hydrogen molecules.
19:49Why, even you!
19:54sobreprimed hairpowder,
19:59and Hey Z DIRE.
20:00What are you doing?
20:01What are you doing?
20:02The however humanitas.
20:03You're sharing your story Yankee Wow!
20:04설�stık what crazy is.
20:06One of them is not a man.
20:08I think that one of them is a sport?
20:09Very important person,