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00:00To be continued...
00:30Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb!
01:00Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb!
01:30Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, D
02:00earth's fertile depths yes but on a budget well yeah okay huge but cheap
02:06quite the decorating challenge step aside boys I'm on the case ah French
02:14colonial they had craftsman then oh and speaking of well put together
02:22Oh la senorita I see you're admiring the Louis 16th actually this is a Queen Anne it's a common
02:36mistake ah now this is truly a beautiful piece perfect for inviting inviting okay let
02:48the rabble have their cheap dinette set in vinyl couches give me furniture that lives
02:53and breathes that pulsates with the toil oh keep making that mouth music beautiful I'm
03:00reading you like a cheap paperback yes yes I believe you do understand here's a beautiful
03:07thought gorgeous prepare for the return of the Ottoman Empire hey hey I didn't catch
03:15your name oh intoxicating uh now this is a place to park your pudding
03:22huh hey cool now if I hurry I might just be able to catch up with the most alluring creature I've
03:32ever laid eyes on Wow tick there you are where have you been I didn't realize furniture technology
03:42made such great strides huh what are you talking about what furniture it left what do you mean it
03:48laughed it didn't just walk away yes Arthur it did furniture is moving by itself that's not supposed to happen
04:02it's not that's so fast my little wooden friend she mass-produced do it yourself
04:27okay nice piece oh mahogany inlay great veneer okay let's go let's go lift those legs right now on you're all mine
04:41you stay with me
04:46come on lady call off your muscle let him go so you're evil huh yeah well it's always something
05:06you you better run no one messes with deflator mouse baby good work
05:35and now the highlight of our tour and the moment you've all been waiting for the museum's prize exhibit
05:44the world's most comfortable chair
05:48oh
05:49how do you like the chair I like the chair very much do you find the chair comfortable yes sitting in
06:14this chair is the best thing I've ever done good okay thank you you can go no no I am never ever getting out of this chair
06:25perhaps by now some of you have guessed it yes I am that man and even though I finally escaped the terrible comfort of this chair
06:46I've never left its side well you're about to now old man what I've named this furniture in the name of the Ottoman Empire
06:59come to your Empress my wish is your command
07:06oh
07:08boys the chair
07:10oh
07:12I don't know what your game is sister but you'll never get away with it there'll be blizzards in July before I let you steal these
07:18hello old friend
07:25you have all just witnessed a small demonstration of my powers soon my furniture army will be complete we will bring the city to its knees
07:33oh
07:35oh
07:37prepare for the return of the Ottoman Empire
07:42ha ha ha ha ha ha
07:44ah
07:45ah
07:48ah
07:50ah
07:51ah
07:53ah
07:54ah
07:55ah
07:58ah
07:59ah
08:00ah
08:01ah
08:02ah
08:03Tick, come on, man. Stay cool.
08:06I'm cool.
08:07Tick, shh. We're trying to sneak in.
08:11She may already be inside.
08:12What makes you think she'll come here at all?
08:14Oh, Ivans has the biggest collection of furniture in the city.
08:18Anyone putting together a furniture army would have to come here.
08:22How do we get in?
08:26Arthur! Flater Mouse, it's okay.
08:28I landed on beanbags. Come on down.
08:31Tick, be quiet.
08:32Yeah. Clam up.
08:34Okay!
08:45Oh, pardon me.
08:47Very sorry. You!
08:53I thought I might find you here.
08:55What's going on in that pretty little head?
08:59Well, I'm amassing a lethal army of furniture
09:01to take over the city and rule in tyranny.
09:05Say, just who are you anyway, stranger?
09:07You and your ears and that big, goofy smile.
09:10I'm the guy who's going to sweep you off your feet.
09:13How's dinner and a movie? Say, Thursday?
09:15But we come from two different worlds, Deflater Mouse.
09:19You're good and I'm, well, I'm evil.
09:23Tomato, tomato. We'll work around it.
09:33American Made! What are you doing here?
09:36It's called crime-fighting, remember?
09:38Sleuthing, staking a place out.
09:40For your information, I had everything under control.
09:44Dinner and a movie Thursday doesn't sound like control to me,
09:48but it's perfect for villains with too much eye makeup
09:50planning on taking over the city.
09:53Who's your girlfriend?
09:55Oh, she's not my girlfriend.
09:58She's just someone I work with.
09:59There she is!
10:00Pack it in, Ottoman.
10:01You've heisted your last highboy.
10:04Gentlemen, have a seat.
10:09Your little game of musical chairs is over.
10:14Attack!
10:25Ready? Fire!
10:31Nice work, Tick.
10:44Well, thank you, Arthur.
10:45The key is going against the grain.
10:52Whoa!
10:54Oh, ho.
10:56Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
11:01I have my army.
11:12The city will be mine.
11:22See you Thursday.
11:26Arthur, are you okay?
11:29Yeah, I'm fine.
11:30Don't let her get away.
11:32Tick, come on.
11:33Hey, you guys go ahead.
11:35I'll just stay here.
11:38Hey, the Tick's trapped in the world's most comfortable chair.
11:42Tick, you've got to fight it.
11:44Evil is on the loose.
11:45Oh, evil's bad.
11:49The Ottoman is about to take over the city.
11:51The city's nice.
11:53Hey, hey.
11:55Evil is bad.
11:57Must save city.
11:59I must save city.
12:01Get off of me.
12:03You little freak.
12:10Doesn't get much comfier than that.
12:13What do you have to say for yourself, hmm?
12:21Anything?
12:21Well, I think I pulled a tendon or something.
12:24Your little crush on the Ottoman nearly got us all creamed.
12:27Yeah.
12:28Yeah, I agree.
12:30Falling in love with a supervillain is trouble with a capital Trub.
12:33Everybody just butt out.
12:35I'm not in love with her.
12:36I'm Deflator Mouse.
12:37The only person I'm in love with is me.
12:39And I'm out of here.
12:45Trouble with a capital Trub.
12:47Big blue freak.
12:48What does he know?
12:50Oh, but what do I know?
12:52How can I love a supervillain?
12:55I'm a superhero.
12:57What swing torture.
12:59Oh, say, this is a little bit of all right.
13:06Glad you like it.
13:10That must be crazy.
13:12What am I doing here?
13:13It's love, darling.
13:15Don't try to fight it.
13:18You could have this every night, you know.
13:20Mmm, fruit plate.
13:22Oh, Deflator Mouse.
13:24Once we're married, we can rule the city side by side.
13:31Married?
13:35Married?
13:35Yes, married.
13:37Oh, we'll be such a handsome couple.
13:40Sowing fear and discontent throughout the land.
13:43Together for the rest of our lives.
13:46All so sudden.
13:47Rest of our lives?
13:50Air getting thin.
13:53It's just that marriage is kind of a big word for me.
13:56Not that you're not the one, baby.
13:58But I've been burnt in the past and I'm not trying to say that I'm not a commitment kind of guy.
14:05It's just that, well, you'll be working such long hours, sowing fear and all.
14:11We'd never get to see each other.
14:13Silence!
14:15Do you reject a cherished place next to the throne of the Empress?
14:18Adaman, there will be no justice to the peace for you.
14:21Just a big piece of justice.
14:24You!
14:25How dare you people of all the rude, insolent!
14:29Attack my children!
14:30Defend the Empire!
14:32Attack!
14:33Attack!
14:46Deflater Mouse, help me!
14:48Deflater Mouse, I can give you everything you've ever dreamed of.
14:51Hmm.
14:52Loyal colleague, helps a lot of people, wouldn't let me fall.
14:57Wants to tie me down, force for evil.
15:00Airplane!
15:01And towards the front of the plane, you might just be able to make out five people in costumes,
15:09having a fight with some dining room furniture.
15:18You know, you're in a lot of trouble, my friend.
15:20You are out of control.
15:23We're falling!
15:24No!
15:27Yeah, looks like I'm going solo.
15:31No!
15:32No!
15:40Thanks, Arthur.
15:41I owe you one.
15:43No problem.
15:44Don't mention...
15:45Tick!
15:47Tick!
15:47You're okay.
15:48I thought maybe...
15:50Well, I didn't know what to think.
15:54Well, you're very kind to be so concerned, little mothman.
15:57You and your cleaning woman here must be my guests for dinner this evening at my villa.
16:02You know, uh, you didn't really have to save me back there.
16:10Not save you, my sweet?
16:11And who would rule beside me during my glorious reign over the city?
16:15Oh, yes, of course.
16:17How stupid of me!
16:19And it will be glorious, won't it, darling?
16:21Just the two of us, the Empress and her adoring helpmate growing old together.
16:26Oh, you'll marry me, my sweet.
16:35You have no choice.
16:36Oh, man.
16:37And though the Ottoman has amassed an army of furniture formidable enough to overpower
16:50the city's defenses, she appears to have diverted her energies to the pursuit of a single man,
16:56Deflatermouse, one of the city's lesser heroes.
16:59We'll have more as the story develops.
17:02Sarsaparilla and fresh horses for all my men.
17:05Hmm.
17:06I'm worried about the tick.
17:07I don't think falling 4,000 feet and getting hit by a subway train did him any good.
17:12Conserve energy, little mothman, for tonight we dance.
17:17The tick will be fine, Arthur.
17:19Right now we've got to find Deflatermouse.
17:21The Ottoman won't be far behind.
17:25Deflatermouse, are you okay?
17:27If we don't put that crazy dame away, she's gonna marry me.
17:31Get down.
17:32Close the shakes.
17:36Oh, no.
17:37Oh, no.
17:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
17:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
17:47Well, ho-ho-ho, it's sending the dragoons.
17:55Hey! Okay, come on.
17:57Let's get up to the roof. I've got a plan.
17:59Ah-ha-ha.
18:01Tick, grab the comfortable chair.
18:03I'm to be dressed as Duchess.
18:06Okay, Duchess, lock that chair up to the roof.
18:09Splendid!
18:15Do you understand the plan, T-Duchess?
18:17The Duchess? Is she here?
18:20Bully!
18:23So, Defleadermouse, you refuse to marry me? Fine!
18:28Well, then you'll be destroyed with the rest of them.
18:31I'm no stranger to loneliness.
18:33I grew up lonely.
18:34No brothers, no sisters, no playmates, no pets.
18:38The only friends I had were furniture.
18:41I played with furniture, I talked to furniture, I listened to furniture.
18:46I thought I was furniture.
18:48Until I was 13, I was a coffee table!
18:52No!
18:53Now! Now!
18:55Righto!
19:03Maybe I don't have to be evil anymore.
19:06Maybe I can just sit in this chair.
19:08This is all the furniture I need.
19:10Oh! Arthur! American made!
19:14What's doing?
19:15Don't ever try to marry me again!
19:18Why would anyone want to marry you?
19:20Why would anyone want to do anything but sit in this lovely chair?
19:24Oh, look, Arthur. It's a completely rehabilitated villain.
19:28She's comfortable with herself.
19:30Comfort, commitment, marriage.
19:32What do these things have in common?
19:34The letter C.
19:36Except for marriage.
19:37And if people get all British whenever they get knocked on the head,
19:40what do British people get?
19:42I know.
19:44Comatose!
19:46Another C.
19:48Tick, it's great to have you back to normal.
19:51You too, Arthur.
20:21That one!
20:22You too, Arthur.
20:25You too, Arthur.
20:26So much goodbye!
20:29You