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00:00I'll see you next time.
00:30I'll see you next time.
01:00All right, that'll be $4.50, buddy.
01:09But I've already paid the fare.
01:12You've already paid the fare.
01:15And I gave you an excellent tip.
01:18You are a perfect passenger in all respects.
01:23In the future, one out of every six people will be Abraham Lincoln.
01:30Where's our bucket of golden delicious fishes?
01:34We ordered an hour ago.
01:40Ah, bucket of fishes.
01:43Uh-huh.
01:51Okay.
01:57Arthur, did we order a baby?
02:01What?
02:01I can't hear you.
02:03It comes with instructions.
02:09Please take care of my dear, sweet child.
02:13I know that you are good, kind men who can protect him from a cruel world filled with bad things.
02:22Signed, the baby's mother.
02:24Oh, Arthur, bucket of fishes.
02:36Oh, hi, sir or madam.
02:38I'm clammy from bucket of fishes.
02:40Your wishes are fish.
02:41Okay, that's one bucket of fish and a side of...
02:45Oh, bald guy in diapers.
02:47Yes, isn't he the cutest little thing?
02:54Jack!
02:55Mr. Mental!
03:01Baby!
03:04Cute, cute baby.
03:08Take the money.
03:09Take the fish.
03:15Arthur, we're a daddy.
03:18Ha!
03:19I've hypnotized those dupes into believing I'm an adorable little baby.
03:25Now I have only to assemble the device and...
03:29Ah!
03:29Ah!
03:34Ah!
03:34Who is baby hungry?
03:42Want some numbers?
03:44Yes.
03:45You just park your diaper right here, little man.
03:48Papa's got a brand new bag.
03:50A fish!
03:51Yes, now we've got all the protein we need right here.
03:57All we've got to do is just gush it up.
04:00Hello?
04:01Mind-a!
04:01It's me!
04:02Oh, Mel.
04:04Why are you calling me?
04:06I have told you a thousand times I have had it with all that crime.
04:09And I am tired of being arrested.
04:11After all, babies are just little people.
04:15Eh, minus the teeth.
04:17I don't want to dominate the world anymore.
04:20I've got a real job.
04:22Tenet, mind-a!
04:23I'm in big trouble here.
04:24I'm hiding out at the tick's apartment, and I need your help now!
04:28The tick?
04:30How do you lost your mind?
04:31You don't understand!
04:32It's the only one who can protect me from the-
04:34No, no, no!
04:36Not for babies!
04:42Oh, what you need is fresh fauna from the seafloor, mashed into a tasty paste.
04:48Yum, yum!
04:50Ooh, here comes the dump truck, backing up!
04:54Mmm!
04:54And we're dumping!
05:11I don't want your crummy food, or your freaky love!
05:17Mr. Mental!
05:18Mr. Mental!
05:21Oh, my...
05:23My...
05:24Mr...
05:25Mr...
05:26Mr...
05:27Mr...
05:28Mr...
05:29M...
05:30M...
05:31M...
05:32M...
05:33M...
05:34M...
05:35M...
05:36Now I know you're angry, it's only natural.
05:42Let's just review the downside.
05:44Mr. Mental did escape, and he did steal the prototype, and the blueprint for your greatest invention.
05:50Upside?
05:51Mr.
05:52You're Julius Pendecker!
05:53You're a genius!
05:54And I'll bet you there's plenty more where that came from, mister!
05:57Mr.
05:58M...
05:59I know what you're thinking.
06:03Power up the robot, storm the city, burn it to its foundations until we find that...
06:08Glorified Spoonbender!
06:10But that spells public relations disaster.
06:13Oh, oh, yeah.
06:14It really didn't roll like that.
06:16Mr.
06:17So, why don't you relax and let me and the boys handle this one quietly?
06:22Oh, man, what a beautiful day!
06:26Everything seems so much brighter through the corrective lenses of fatherhood!
06:30Tick, there's something about this kid that isn't right.
06:35Uh, I had it once.
06:38It began with an M.
06:39M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.
06:43I...
06:46We've got abnormal psychic activity coming from the park!
06:49Getting stronger...
06:54I just don't know about this baby, Tick.
06:56I mean, he's adorable and everything, but...
06:59You know, I can't help feeling that there's something wrong.
07:03I just don't know if I'm ready to be a...
07:05...co-parent.
07:08You people are sick!
07:11Thank you, baby.
07:13Okay, man, each of you has been equipped
07:15with an experimental Pendekker Series 4 Holograph Projector Belt.
07:18When activated, it will cloak you in a three-dimensional image.
07:21In other words, people will see what we want them to see.
07:25Cool. What do we get to be?
07:27Rampaging thunder lizards? Giant metal insects?
07:30Yeah, or Dracula.
07:33Set your belts for dingo.
07:41Dingoes!
07:45Dingoes!
07:56All right, Mel. Let's not make a scene.
07:58You know what we want.
08:00Talking dingoes!
08:03Fight, son! Daddy's coming!
08:06Uh, Chuck, we got a belt malfunction here.
08:13I'm busy right now.
08:16Come on, mental. Give her the device.
08:21Easy, boy. Nice doggy. Dingo, sorry.
08:24Nobody mauls the tick's sidekick,
08:27and nobody touches the tick's baby ever!
08:31Pull out! Back to the lab!
08:40That's right, dingo-man-dingos!
08:43You messed with the wrong family.
08:46Dick! The baby! The baby's gone!
08:49Baby!
08:54Mind-a! Mind-a!
08:57Captain Sanity Superhero Sanitarium.
09:01What's your problem?
09:02Oh, I'm sorry. Captain Sanity is out of the office right now.
09:06Mind-a! Mind-a!
09:11Ow, Mel! Quit the theatrics!
09:13I told you never to call me here.
09:15Mind-a! You will go down to the City Cav Company.
09:19There, you will ask for their lost and found.
09:22You will retrieve the silver briefcase.
09:25I am trying to work here, Mel.
09:28Mind-a!
09:30I command you to see what I've seen.
09:33To know what I know!
09:35Oh, all right. Make it quick.
09:38I've been held prisoner in Julius Pendegger's underground lab for months.
09:43His revenge for my daring theft of his thinking cap.
09:46Using my powerful mind as the lab rat for his experiments,
09:50he created an extraordinary device which,
09:53when combined with my extraordinary psychic abilities,
09:57produces...
09:58Mental Plasm!
10:01Captain Sanity Superhero Sanitarium.
10:05Certainly.
10:06Let me check his appointments.
10:08Why don't you put me on all the...
10:11Hold the...
10:13Baby!
10:14Baby!
10:15Baby!
10:16Baby!
10:17I'm sure he just wandered off.
10:20We'll split up.
10:21I'll take to the air.
10:22Yeah.
10:23All right.
10:24That's bipolar bear.
10:26With hyphen or just one word.
10:29Fine.
10:30Tuesday, 10 o'clock.
10:32Will you let me finish?
10:35Mental Plasm!
10:36The substance of psychic energy.
10:38Thought made flesh.
10:40And I wrought it with my own mind.
10:43It was a slave to my will.
10:45Just as I was a slave to Pendegger's.
10:48I broke out last night, minda, and took the device with me.
10:51Now I need it to get out of this mess.
10:54I can't play Baby for much longer, Baby.
10:57Oh, all right.
11:01I'll pick your thing up after work.
11:03But that's it, Mel.
11:04No more letters.
11:05No more calls.
11:06No more disembodied heads popping up at the office.
11:09Baby?
11:10Oh, shh.
11:11No, no, no, no.
11:12Don't be frightened.
11:13It's me, Arthur.
11:19Listen, you doughy wretch.
11:21When I feel like some strained peaches, I'll call you.
11:24Until then, stay out of my way!
11:27Ah!
11:28Oh, no!
11:29We're taking it!
11:30We're taking it!
11:31Arthur?
11:32Arthur, you found him!
11:33Good Codad!
11:39Woo!
11:40Fighting upset Baby's little tummy, huh?
11:43This can't be happening to me.
11:46Up for the old.
11:48On with the new.
11:49What's the pin?
11:50Oh, this is so humiliating.
11:52Okay.
11:57Here you go, Mel.
11:58Uh, the baby's name is Mel?
12:01Well, how do you...
12:03Hey, who are you?
12:06Oh, yeah.
12:07Well, uh, I'm the, uh, baby's, uh, mother.
12:11So you'll be wanting to take little Mel back?
12:14Oh!
12:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:16You can keep him as long as you want.
12:18I just wanted to bring Mel his, uh, favorite toy.
12:23Oh!
12:24Baby's first steps!
12:25Arthur!
12:26Quick, get the camera!
12:31You don't say thanks or anything, Mel!
12:37Hey, hey, Arthur!
12:38Baby learned how to lock the door!
12:40Hmm...
12:41Well, let me just put on that little groovy and...
12:44With all due respect, sir,
12:46I don't think your holographic belts are ready for field use.
12:49I mean, look at me.
12:51I'm stuck on...
12:52Dingo!
12:53I'm gonna...
12:54I'm gonna...
12:55I'm gonna really just get something over there.
12:57That stupid buddy!
12:58As long as the tick thinks mental's a baby,
13:01he'll fight with the rage of ten mothers!
13:03BABIES!!
13:05There's only two you here in the front!
13:07Who can play the baby game?
13:08Check!
13:09It's like this over-
13:10hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey,
13:11ya ha ha!
13:12See ya have!
13:13That's all right,
13:28What the Means need to?
13:30Roger!
13:31I'm in position baby Mel honey what you doing in there hang on daddy will be
13:42right back
13:44but out mob man
13:59please take care of my baby Julius Arthur look another baby what are
14:13the odds
14:18ma me miss miss mr. mr. man mr. mr. man mr. man mr. mom mr. man close enough we're double
14:37daddy's now hey Mel look you got a brand-new brother
14:43looks like my two little men have a lesson to learn no Julius we all at one time or another
15:01want stuff but there's only so much stuff to go around in this world so sometimes two people well
15:09they want the same stuff that's when two people have to do something we call sharing
15:20don't you walk away when I'm talking to you young man I am NOT a young man I am 41 years of age and I'm
15:24tired of being treated like a baby you will treat me like a super
15:29villain man they grow up so fast
15:48tick it's mr. mental
15:52behold the power of the mind made flesh
15:56well that explains a few things
16:06unappealing
16:08unappealing
16:15ah now there's a thought
16:23my ceiling
16:24now nothing can stand between me and the brute force of my glorious mind
16:30oh my
16:31dingo
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17:19dingo
17:20This hurts me more than it hurts you!
17:29Sir, may I suggest a strategic withdrawal?
17:32Quiet!
17:35Come on!
17:37Look at me while I'm talking to you!
17:40What?
17:44All right, Arthur!
17:46Fight, lad!
17:47Fight that bad string!
17:50Whoa!
17:54Melmental!
17:57You'll pay for this!
17:59You'll pay!
18:08Ew.
18:12Well, Melmental,
18:14I can forgive you for trying to take over the world,
18:17but not for stealing my heart.
18:22Days from now,
18:23Arthur and I will look around our empty apartment
18:26and wonder,
18:27where's Baby?
18:28Where's our little bundle of joy?
18:31And he'll be in prison!
18:34How could you do this to us?
18:37You've made a mockery of everything this family stands for!
18:41Dick, get a grip.
18:43He's Mr. Mental.
18:44He wasn't really a baby.
18:47Everybody was a baby once, Arthur.
18:49Oh, sure.
18:50Oh, sure.
18:51Maybe not today.
18:52Or even yesterday.
18:53But once!
18:54Babies, chum.
18:55Tiny, dimpled, fleshy little mirrors of our us-ness
19:00that we parents hurl into the future
19:02like leathery footballs of hope!
19:05And you've got to get a good spiral on that baby
19:09or Eve will make an interception!
19:13Ready?
19:14Break!
19:15One, three, thirteen, twenty-six!
19:17Break!
19:18Go deep, Arthur!
19:20Go deeper!
19:24Eleven-year-old Beth Fury writes,
19:26Dear Tick,
19:27why do parents always tell us what to do
19:29but never ask how we feel?
19:31Grown-ups, Beth Fury, are a strange breed.
19:33Their brains weigh close to three pounds.
19:35And that's not three pounds of cheery delight, no.
19:38That's three pounds of day job and time-clockery.
19:41Three pounds of the terror and anguish
19:43that is the permanent emergency of child-rearing!
19:46Think how they feel!
20:03They all feel right, all that's the next ones!
20:04You know...
20:05Then you can walking through your heart,
20:06they're about to walk through the embrace of your heart,
20:09they're about to walk through the door,
20:10and you are never going to pull away.
20:11But I wanna walk through that ÅŸey!
20:12You can see, everything else is happening!
20:14You can start a little bit!
20:15You can start a little bit!
20:16You're going to try this part...
20:17You're going to try this part...
20:18But it's not the heart of the terror!
20:19What happened to me?
20:20You're going to try...
20:21You need to try this part...
20:22But when you're trying to do your heart,
20:24...