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00:00You
00:30That flew the scene almost a year ago today when Dinosaur Neil, noted paleontologist and curator of Dinosaur Grotto,
00:38accidentally consumed one of his own experiments and quote-unquote went Jurassic.
00:43But now, instead of prehistoric fury and untold municipal destruction,
00:48it's wedding bells for Neil as he plans to marry the sister of the sidekick of the superhero
00:54responsible for ending the errant fossil finder's rampage last year and restoring him back to normal.
01:00The Tick
01:00Oh, Dot has nothing to fear, Arthur. I know full well the weighty duties of the best man, and I won't let her down.
01:11Ho, ho, ho! Surprise hug from Mr. Freaky Big!
01:17Oh, now, teach me another one of those Yiddish words, chum.
01:22Why?
01:23Well, I've got to catch up. I only found out recently we're Jewish!
01:26Tick, we're not Jewish. I'm Jewish. Dot's Jewish. You're... I don't know. You're... You're bluish.
01:33Oh. Mmm. Shalom. Shalom. Shalom.
01:40I hope my offering pleases.
01:50You made a good meal for a monkey, chairface.
01:57Yes. Yes. I'm particularly touched you didn't try to poison us. But what do you want?
02:02El Cid, proud tyrant over a flowering kingdom of vegetable villainy.
02:08And the breadmaster, the twisted baking genius who brought us the doomsday croissant.
02:14What if I told you that Dinosaur Neil will once again terrorize the city?
02:26But that this time, he'll be taking orders from us.
02:31Go on.
02:32I have stolen Dinosaur Neil's medical files. I know the secret of his monstrous transformation.
02:39In fact, I've had one of my men substitute his normal anti-growth medication with a little mixture of my own.
02:47The slightest bit of stress will trigger Neil's dinosaur genes.
02:52And what's more stressful than a wedding?
02:54Incoming.
03:11The guests are arriving.
03:14Ushers, prepare to ush.
03:16I just remembered we were supposed to hire a photographer worry not well-dressed Avenger
03:28the best man has it all under control really you took care of it oh that's great
03:36come on hands over your heads you hired a psychotic gun-toting ex vigilante to take
03:51wedding pictures rehab through photography Arthur he's trying to turn
03:55over a new leaf freeze oh great here come my parents freeze
04:06hi ma dad ah well this is a proof Harry I've heard so much about you you
04:16introduced my daughter to this Neil character right yup I hear he gets big
04:22sometimes oh yes I've wrestled his tongue married getting married getting married
04:28me yo Neil don't panic you're just getting married
04:37what's wrong with my medication
04:44aha plastic Neil sadly a tilt one more crisis averted I
04:47huh plastic Neil sadly a tilt one more crisis averted I yeah wait a minute that's not Neil it's
05:04that's right Dick it's the bed master and this wedding cake is going to go off in two minutes
05:10bad Baker I've pitted my stomach against your perilous pastry before and won and today will be no different
05:20hey Arthur what does this mean
05:29what are you doing
05:33good morning cake
05:36I'm going to explode
05:38loving cake
05:39never mind
05:41the floral arrangement is eating deflater mouse
05:43its
05:45my brother
05:46my brother
05:47my brother
05:50help
05:57help
05:58help
05:59brook bouquet
06:00prepare to be stemmed
06:01no
06:02no
06:03no
06:04no
06:06oh
06:08God, the unholy fiend pollinated my riddle tux.
06:15I'm...
06:16Reach for the sky.
06:22Nice shooting, Big Shot.
06:28There.
06:30The wedding cake.
06:32Big Shot, give me a hand grenade.
06:34A what?
06:35I don't have any.
06:41Come on, man!
06:42I got a bun in the oven and it's about to blow!
06:46All right.
06:48All right.
06:50There.
06:51Are you happy now?
06:54Everyone, find your seats.
06:59The wedding is about to begin.
07:01Arthur, what's going on?
07:08Ma, ma, everything is...
07:10Just sit.
07:11Okay, okay, okay, you're okay.
07:14Just calm down.
07:16Oh.
07:17Hi, Neil.
07:19Dick, I need your help.
07:21Dick!
07:22Easy, man.
07:24Watch the lapels.
07:26Disfrosting stain synthetics.
07:28Listen to me!
07:30The pills I use to keep me human, they're not working.
07:34Dick, if anything happens...
07:37Here, I've been researching my condition,
07:39and I think I know how to cure it.
07:42I want you to hold on to my notes, okay?
07:45In case of bigness, check.
07:47Dearly beloved,
08:01we are gathered here today
08:04to witness the union of these two fine young people.
08:10Huh?
08:11What happened to you?
08:13Uh, had to blow up the wedding cake.
08:15You what?
08:18Dick, I'm almost out of pills.
08:20Just relax, man.
08:21We're almost...
08:26Like a fault!
08:28Neil, Chairface has played wicked with your pills!
08:33What?
08:34What?
08:35I...
08:36I...
08:37I...
08:38I'm sorry, honey.
08:39Oh, yeah!
08:41I'm trying to kick the violence thing, you know?
08:49But it's so hard to change,
08:51to really change as a person.
08:54I hear you, man.
08:55Oh, Neil, come on!
09:00Throw out those cold feet!
09:02Let's talk this over!
09:10Mazel tov!
09:15Oh, say, uh...
09:16Neil gave me this.
09:18Let me see that.
09:20To whom it may concern,
09:21if you're reading this,
09:23then I'm probably destroying the city.
09:25After careful research,
09:26I've concluded that my dinosaur DNA
09:28has been mutating.
09:29I'm afraid that if I grow again,
09:31my medication will cease having an effect.
09:33Tick!
09:34Do you know what this means?
09:36Uh-huh.
09:37Now Neil's gonna have to rent his tux
09:39from Mr. Freaky Big.
09:42Tick!
09:43It means we can't just give him an aspirin
09:44and call it a day.
09:46Oh, wait, wait, wait.
09:47Neil's written out a way to reverse the process.
09:50Two cups of water.
09:51Okay, he says we need...
09:54Oh, a submarine.
09:56Okay.
09:57Well, who's got a submarine?
09:59Wow, really?
10:01And 1,400 pounds of pungent raw meat.
10:04He-he-he-he.
10:05Anybody?
10:06Ooh, urchin!
10:08Where did you get all that stuff?
10:10Aw, same place as a tux.
10:12Take a sewer.
10:13You'd be surprised what people throw away.
10:15It's definitely a treasure trove.
10:16This is Brian Panade with a special report.
10:19It's dinosaur Neil deja vu.
10:21Evacuation of the city is underway
10:23as Neil, who you can see is bigger than ever,
10:26once again unleashes his inner reptile.
10:29Gentlemen, I'd like you both
10:30to meet a longtime associate of mine
10:32and a specialist in perhaps the, um,
10:34unluckliest of fields,
10:37the indigestible man.
10:39Eh?
10:40What did you mean, indigestible?
10:43Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
10:44Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
10:45Oof!
10:46Try me.
10:48Indigestible man,
10:49would you be so kind as to fetch us our dinosaur?
10:52It would be my pleasure, Chairface.
10:55Oh, this wedding stinks.
11:06I hope that's kosher!
11:17Oh, okay, okay.
11:21Now we're supposed to...
11:22get in the sub?
11:24Right.
11:27No, no, no, Tick, wait.
11:29This is insane.
11:31No time for sanity, chum.
11:32We've got a hungry dinosaur on our heads.
11:35Looks like we're gonna have to pull an inside job.
11:39He's my fiancé.
11:40I'm going, too.
11:42Dot!
11:43I love him.
11:44I can't believe this.
11:50Here he comes!
11:52You know, this is beginning to feel a little familiar.
12:08Oh, no, this...
12:10Rrrr!
12:10Rrrr!
12:11Rrrr!
12:11Rrrr!
12:12Rrrr!
12:12Rrrr!
12:14Well, looks like we're in the stomach.
12:17Officially eaten.
12:19What next?
12:20Okay, first we gotta get up the gastric cavity,
12:23through the digestive sphincter,
12:25and into the duodenum.
12:28Huh, a lot of big words,
12:30but what do I do?
12:32Dive deep and make a hard right.
12:34Check.
12:41Do you guys hear that?
12:42Yeah, I think your fiancé's stomach acids
12:45are eating through the hull of our sub.
12:49Well, that looks kind of sphincter-y,
12:51but the stomach's all closed up.
12:56The hull can't take much more of this.
12:58We'd better ram it.
13:01Hang on!
13:02Come on, big fella.
13:19Open up.
13:21Ah, that was my...
13:25Ah, but you see, no one knows his way around a body like the indigestible man.
13:33But you see, no one knows his way around a body like the indigestible man.
13:47He'll make it to Neil's brain in half their time.
13:51He'll plug into our reptilian friend's motor control centers, and then we'll have the biggest
13:57flunky in the history of size!
14:03Okay, Neil says we should find a strand of swollen DNA at the base of his brain, near
14:16his pituitary gland.
14:17We just have to destroy the dinosaur gene material, and then he'll start reverting to normal.
14:24I'm just not sure how to get to the brain from here.
14:27Huh?
14:28Here, let me take a look.
14:29Well, what if we drove the sub through the wall of this vessel into that spongy thing
14:35there, and then we drive through the spongy thing and out the other side, and all the
14:39way to this dog-shaped thing?
14:41What?
14:42Dick, you're talking about driving the submarine through the side of Neil's liver!
14:47We can't...
14:48But look at the size of it!
14:50He's big, we're tiny!
14:52Besides, maybe he doesn't really need it.
14:54He needs it, Dick!
14:56He needs it!
14:57Just drive.
14:59I'll figure it out.
15:15Come in, chair face.
15:16Come in, chair face.
15:17Indigestible man here.
15:19In position.
15:20Oh, wonderful.
15:22Wonderful!
15:24I'm hooked into Neil's motor control and speech centers.
15:28I'm ready to take over at your signal.
15:31Oh, by all means.
15:33Citizens of the city, I, chair face Chippendale, have commandeered this magnificent body.
15:54Dinosaur Neil, answers to my will now!
15:58So I'm sure you'll agree.
16:02My will is law!
16:12Canny navigation, chum!
16:15We're at the doorstep of Neil's brain!
16:18Just be careful, Dick.
16:20Fear not.
16:21I'll handle his custard with the kiddiest of kid gloves.
16:24Hey, there's the swollen DNA, just like Neil said.
16:29Then we're set.
16:30Hey, there's a guy in his underwear living in Neil's melon.
16:35Dick, he must be the one who's doing this.
16:38Get him!
16:38Right.
16:39Time to take a swim.
16:41You handle the dinosaur gene cleaning.
16:44There's the dinosaur gene.
17:04Huh?
17:05Oh!
17:06Now you'll feel the wrath of chair face.
17:18Look upon my works, ye mighty and desperate.
17:22Huh?
17:23What are you going to do?
17:25The only thing we can do.
17:26Oh!
17:46Dick, it worked!
17:48But now he's shrinking.
17:50Oh, man.
17:52Today is so loopy.
17:54I'm heading for his sinuses.
17:56Then step on it, chum, and don't spare the mucus!
18:12No!
18:16And so, by the power invested in me,
18:20I now pronounce you husband and wife.
18:25You may kiss the bride.
18:34It's very nice.
18:36Yeah.
18:37Thank you, Dick.
18:39Arthur, for all your help.
18:40You're welcome, newlyweds.
18:43And thank you for teaching us all that love is thicker than most bodily membranes,
18:49but not quite as sticky.
18:51And that a heart full of love is better than a body full of people.
18:56Verily, the feet that carry us in the heart's path today
19:00will be the feet that soak in the steaming brew of happiness tomorrow.
19:04In fact, those very same happy feet...
19:08Tick!
19:09Yes, chum?
19:10Stop hocking me, Acharnik.
19:12Huh?
19:14It means stop talking so much.
19:16Oh, neat!
19:18Hey, Arthur.
19:20Naomi Shingle writes,
19:22Dear Tick,
19:22why does my grandmother always have to pinch my cheeks?
19:25Naomi, think like a grandmother.
19:28Through the miracle of life, you have a child.
19:30Then years pass, and that child grows up, has a child of its own.
19:33You, Naomi Shingle!
19:34Your grandmother's one of the strongest links in that great chain of being we call humanity.
19:39And that's pretty boss!
19:41It's a wonder she isn't pinching everything in sight!
19:48You, Naomi Shingle!
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