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00:01Hello, I'm Jeremy Vine, and tonight I'll guide four well-known faces as they take on a series
00:06of fiendishly difficult puzzles. Unfortunately for them, participation is mandatory.
00:12Welcome to Celebrity Puzzling!
00:30Hello, welcome to the show. Since we're all here, we might as well get started.
00:34But not before I introduce two people very dear to my heart, our team captains.
00:38First of all, hoping to cement her status on the quizzing Mount Rushmore.
00:42It is the Countdown OG, the wonderful Carol Vorderman!
00:46And hoping the best Carol this evening is a beloved actor who first appeared on TV aged seven.
00:53Yes, almost 20 years ago. It's Sally Lindsay.
00:58So, who are they playing with tonight? Well, on Carol's team, it's TV presenter and Scam Interceptor.
01:03The man who puts the Rav into ravishing, it's Rav Wilding.
01:06And on Sally's team, it's a comedian who once said every one of his shows is a challenge to be solved.
01:11He ain't seen nothing yet. It's Russell Kane.
01:15So, welcome, welcome. Now, Rav, what are you thinking about this?
01:18Because your classic, your cop background suggests that you are good with clues.
01:23Yeah, I should be. I should be. But I'm worried about this one, I have to say.
01:27I think it's going to be a little bit tricky. Do my best.
01:29Russell, how would you describe your puzzling ability?
01:31Anything to do with, like, maths or unmuddling stuff. I'm slow.
01:35Right. But I've got good general knowledge.
01:38So, you know the ones where you've got to find the answers.
01:40I'm better at that than what's this muddled up.
01:42Do you know what? You'll surprise yourself.
01:44Yeah. Well, I do all the time.
01:46You're known as a scam interceptor, Rav. Have you got any advice for elderly people like me and Carol?
01:52Oh, no. Get out of here. To avoid being conned.
01:57Oh, no. Oh, I'll have that. Thank you.
02:00He's a youngster compared to me.
02:03All right. All right. So, here we go in this game. Shall we start?
02:08In this game, no two contests are the same.
02:11Our teams face a random selection of puzzles from the celebrity puzzling locker.
02:16One thing never changes. No, it's not my shirt.
02:19It's the fact our teams will play several rounds to build up as many points as possible
02:23before they go head to head in our fast and often furious final round memory bank.
02:28So, let's get started. Our first puzzle tonight is shapeshifters.
02:35So, you might have heard of the now famous shapeshifters catchphrase,
02:38you cannot... Rotate the shapes.
02:42Do you know there's a shapeshifters dance move as well that's catching on?
02:45Is there? What is it?
02:47It's a bit like the Madonna.
02:49It's like, seriously, I've seen people doing it.
02:52It's like Vogue streets.
02:53Exactly. Like Vogue. Exactly. Okay.
02:56I'm going to show you here. This is an example.
02:59Take that number one singles.
03:01And what you've got to do is find two that are in the formation of the square blocks on the side.
03:07So, one on top of the other.
03:08So, this is just an example. You can shout it out.
03:10Back for good and everything changes.
03:13Back for good and everything changes.
03:15Anyone else want to suggest something different?
03:17Could we not do Prey and Steam? Would that not be the right show?
03:19Steam is E17, sadly.
03:21So, Prey's just in there randomly to do your head in.
03:24It's to do. Yes, exactly.
03:25Yeah, that's the truth.
03:26I'll show you. I'll show you.
03:27So, let's see if that's right.
03:28I think it is.
03:29I'm doing the dance.
03:30And Russell, there we are.
03:31So, there is another one in there.
03:32But it's not below.
03:34Sally and Russell start off.
03:37Here's your first shapeshifter puzzle for two points.
03:40Famous Belgians.
03:41So, two alongside each other, please.
03:44So, we could have...
03:45Well, Magritte's definitely a Belgian painter, 100%.
03:48And I'm pretty sure, but I'm only 70%, that Queen Wilhelmina is part of the Belgian royal family.
03:53Yeah, but it's not that shape.
03:54Ah.
03:55You can't protect the shapes, Russell.
03:56Herge, that's what I'm thinking.
03:57100% Belgian.
03:58Yeah, and so is Herge, isn't he?
03:59Great, let's go with that.
04:00So, let's go for those two.
04:01Let's go Herge.
04:02Herge and...
04:03Jean-Claude Van Damme.
04:04Indeed.
04:05Is that right?
04:06Yes.
04:07Well done, guys.
04:08Very good.
04:09Jean-Claude Van Damme.
04:10Known nickname?
04:11The Muscles.
04:12From Brussels.
04:13Muscles from Brussels.
04:14Brussels, yeah.
04:15And Herge created Tinted.
04:16But, Russell, well done.
04:17Absolutely right on.
04:18I agree.
04:19That weird bowler hat guy.
04:20Yeah.
04:21Bowler hats and apples.
04:22But, of no use, when you can't...
04:24Road stage.
04:25Do the dance.
04:26Look at that.
04:27It's catching on.
04:28It's catching on.
04:29It's catching on.
04:32Okay, Carol and Rav, your first shapeshifters now.
04:37Not Belgians this time.
04:38Let's go.
04:39Let's go.
04:40British tennis singles, Grand Slam winners.
04:43Okay.
04:44Virginia Wade definitely did win, but I don't know...
04:46She definitely won.
04:47Emma Raducanu did.
04:49I don't think Sue Barker won, did she?
04:51Tennis singles.
04:52You're thinking of Ronnie Barker.
04:54I'm thinking of Ronnie Barker.
04:55I love Sue Barker.
04:57I don't think Greg Rosetsky won.
04:59Who's Andrew?
05:00Emma Raducanu definitely won.
05:01Someone's mate from work's been put in there.
05:03Ann Jones is not someone's mate from work.
05:05Both of those would be right.
05:07Gotta push you from an answer, Carol, here.
05:09First question as well.
05:10Probably say Virginia Wade and Sue Barker would be my best bet, but it really would be right.
05:14Has Cameron Norrie won anything?
05:16Right, I'm going Cameron Norrie and Virginia Wade.
05:18Okay.
05:19Okay.
05:20Interesting.
05:21Let's see if they're right.
05:22Oh, so Virginia absolutely, because we remember, don't we, 1977, Wimbledon.
05:27Yeah.
05:28Rav, you said, shall we go for Sue Barker?
05:30Hmm.
05:31Sue won the French Open.
05:32Oh.
05:33In 76.
05:34Oh.
05:35I'm so sorry.
05:36I'm so sorry.
05:37In case Ann Jones is watching, described as someone's friend in the office, she actually
05:41won the French Open in 61 and 66 and the Wimbledon in 69.
05:46Oh.
05:47Emma Raducanu in 2021.
05:48Sorry.
05:49We had to have those two.
05:50And Andy Murray, we know about.
05:52Okay, Sally and Russell, here's your second puzzle.
05:54Now you need to find three answers in the grid that match.
05:56Look at that funny old shape there.
05:57I know this.
05:58It's moves in the time warp.
06:00So jump to the left.
06:02Step to the right.
06:04Put your hands on your hips.
06:05Right.
06:06Okay.
06:07Jump to the left.
06:08Hands on your hips.
06:09Pelvic thrust.
06:10Is it right?
06:11Yeah.
06:12Oh, yeah.
06:13Sally Lindsay.
06:14What happened?
06:15I had a misspent youth.
06:16There's a lot of time in stockings in concert halls.
06:18What, professionally or?
06:20Not at that point, no.
06:21I thought they were all manoeuvres Rav would use in an arrest.
06:25Literally, that was it.
06:27All of them.
06:28You're playing well because you've got it right.
06:30Jump to the left.
06:31Hands on your hips.
06:32Pelvic thrust.
06:33And the other two as well.
06:34Twist your feet is from mashed potato time.
06:36Now kick is from the cupid shuffle.
06:38Left arm in is the hokey-cokey.
06:40I could go on.
06:41So, now, shapeshifters for Carol and Rav.
06:43There we go.
06:44Right.
06:45Characters in the musical Cats.
06:47I've never seen it.
06:48The musical Cats.
06:50I think the Cavity is one.
06:53It can't be.
06:54Caruso.
06:55O'Malley the Cat.
06:56We've never seen it.
06:58So...
06:59Do you know?
07:00I've seen it but I wouldn't know the answer.
07:01That's your guesswork.
07:02Yeah.
07:03Yeah, there are loads it can't be.
07:04So, it's either McCavity, Grisabella, Bustaford.
07:06It's sort of...
07:07There's four options.
07:09But...
07:10McCavity, Grisabella and Bustaford Jones.
07:14Er...
07:15Could be there.
07:16You sound like grime artists to me.
07:17I think Grisabella is wrong.
07:19Why have you heard Grisabella?
07:20It's wrong.
07:21Then we would have to be either.
07:22McCavity, Grisabella and Bustaford Jones?
07:25They sound like cat names.
07:28Bustaford Jones.
07:29Why does that ring a bell?
07:30Should we go with that?
07:31I think so.
07:32I've got literally nothing else.
07:33Okay, just say it this time.
07:34I have decided.
07:35Yeah.
07:36We're going to go for McCavity, Grisabella and probably the coolest name ever, Bustaford Jones.
07:42Okay.
07:43So, those three...
07:44Come on, Ralph.
07:45Let's see.
07:46Is it the right answer?
07:47Yes!
07:48Yay!
07:49Come on!
07:50You know that now.
07:51Rum Tum Tugger is there as well.
07:53Rum Tum Tugger, that was my Tinder name when I was single.
07:55There we go.
07:58Sally and Russell, here is your next Shapeshifters puzzle.
08:00Three points at stake here.
08:02Everyone playing pretty well here.
08:04Words in Harry Potter book titles.
08:06Okay, so we've got...
08:07It's Prisoner, Dragon and Secrets.
08:10Is it Dragon?
08:11No, it's that shape, Secrets, Dragon.
08:13Yeah, Secrets, Dragon.
08:14What's the Dragon?
08:15Prisoner of Azkaban, Chamber of Secrets.
08:17What's Dragon then?
08:18Good point.
08:19It's not.
08:20Order of the Phoenix, Deathly...
08:21What's the fire?
08:22Yeah, fire...
08:23Goblet of Fire.
08:24Deathly Hallows.
08:25Order of the Phoenix.
08:26Correct.
08:27Yeah.
08:28So it's fire, deathly order, please.
08:29Yes.
08:30You sound really certain here.
08:31Let's see.
08:32Well done.
08:33Very good.
08:34And there's quite a lot of words.
08:36Quite a lot.
08:37It's tricky.
08:38The Hallows, Harry, Secrets, Prince, Prisoner of Chap...
08:40Okay, playing well.
08:42Next one for Carol and Rav.
08:43Here is your next shapeshifters puzzle.
08:44Right.
08:45Three points at stake now.
08:46Oh.
08:47First, ladies of the USA.
08:48Okay.
08:49So, Eleanor Roosevelt, obviously.
08:51Nancy Reagan.
08:53Barbara Bush.
08:54Bush.
08:55So, Bush would have to go...
08:57Obviously, not Janet Jackson.
08:59It's difficult.
09:00It's difficult.
09:01No.
09:02Kate Bush.
09:03Kate Bush.
09:04Yeah, she was one.
09:05Chuck her in there.
09:07Um...
09:08Cleveland.
09:09Who's Carol Cleveland?
09:10Truman.
09:11At the bottom.
09:12Are we thinking?
09:13As in Barbara, Laura Bush, Christine Truman.
09:16Oh, this isn't...
09:17This is not easy.
09:18It's not.
09:19Definitely not Kennedy, Lincoln, Washington, that...
09:22We're not going with Carol Cleveland, are we?
09:24Is that right?
09:25I don't...
09:26I don't know that name.
09:27Okay.
09:28I've never heard that name.
09:29Okay.
09:30So, we're going...
09:31Time is running out.
09:32Which one?
09:33Oh...
09:34Should we try Bush, Bush, Truman?
09:35Yeah.
09:36Should we try it?
09:37Yeah.
09:38Okay.
09:39We're going to lock in Barbara Bush, Laura Bush, Christine Truman.
09:41All right.
09:42Barbara Bush, Laura Bush, Christine Truman.
09:43Just before we see, what do you think?
09:45I've got a vague memory of Harry Truman's wife being called Christine, but I might be wrong.
09:50Okay.
09:51Let's see if it's right.
09:53Oh, I'm wrong.
09:54Oh.
09:55So, Barbara Bush is George Bush Senior, and Laura Bush is George Bush Junior's wife.
09:59Yeah.
10:00I think we were right.
10:01There you are.
10:02Oh, yeah.
10:03So, Herbert Hoover's wife was Lou.
10:04Yeah.
10:05Wouldn't agree.
10:06Lou doesn't sound like a first lady named from a hundred years ago.
10:09No.
10:10Rita Coolidge, anyone?
10:11Yeah, she's brilliant.
10:12I went to a concert last week.
10:13Who is she?
10:14No, she is.
10:15She's a singer.
10:16I think she did.
10:17Oh, yeah.
10:18Yeah, yeah.
10:19At the end of the first round, let's look at the scores.
10:21I feel this is a contest here.
10:23I feel they're playing hard.
10:24Carol and Rav.
10:26Two.
10:27Two.
10:28Ray.
10:29Russell and Sally.
10:30Seven.
10:31If you're playing at home, how was that for you?
10:36Did you better our two teams?
10:38Rav, how did you find that?
10:39Was it okay?
10:40Well, that was hard.
10:41Yeah, it was tough.
10:42Yeah, it was hard.
10:43But you're in good hands.
10:44Carol is a mighty quizzer.
10:45Well, obviously not if you've only scored two.
10:47No, but you are a mighty puzzler.
10:49Sally and I both don't know.
10:51Yeah.
10:52So, we'll rest our grey matter for just a moment.
10:54We're taking a quick break and we'll see you in a minute.
10:56Have a go at this path words puzzle.
11:02Swap the letters in just one column to reveal the answers.
11:05Choose wisely.
11:06Here's the solution to your path words puzzle.
11:21If you've got these answers, well done.
11:25Welcome back to Celebrity Puzzling.
11:30We're playing sequentially, so it's time for round two.
11:33As if there's any option.
11:35So, our next round is at the letterbox.
11:37First up this time, Carol and Rav.
11:39The game you're going to play tonight is path words.
11:41So, if you look at the screen, I can explain this.
11:46You're going to see three rows of five jumbled letters
11:48which must be rearranged to complete three words.
11:51So, you can see the letters are all on the board.
11:53You can only move the dark ones.
11:54Right.
11:55And they can only crucially be moved in a vertical plane.
11:59So, we're getting something like, ooh, balloony, blush,
12:04blush crime.
12:05Crime, Rav.
12:06Funny.
12:07I'm the funniest.
12:08There we are.
12:09Nothing funny about crime, guys.
12:10There we are.
12:11Crime against funnies has been said in some of the reviews.
12:13All right, Rav, just imagine it's a filthy scammer and Carol, imagine it's someone who deliberately
12:18just said seven times seven equals fifty.
12:20What?
12:21What?
12:22That would be awful.
12:23So, you're against the clock to complete all three words.
12:25Carol and Rav, let's head over to the letterbox.
12:28All right, remember, once you're happy, you hit the button in your first puzzle.
12:33The first letter in each word plus two extra letters will be locked for three points.
12:37Here is your first password.
12:39There it is.
12:40Right.
12:41What have we got?
12:42Right.
12:43Fires, I think this is.
12:44Well.
12:45Fires.
12:46There it is, yeah.
12:47Fires, maybe.
12:48Or fired.
12:49Could be fired.
12:50What's that?
12:51We can't swap that.
12:52P-U-X.
12:53No.
12:54P-U-X.
12:55No.
12:56P-U-X.
12:57No.
12:58P-U-X.
12:59P-U-X.
13:00No.
13:01P-U-X.
13:02No.
13:03P-U-X.
13:04R.
13:05P-U-X.
13:06P-U-X.
13:07P-U-X.
13:08P-U-X.
13:09P-U-X.
13:10This is where I don't want to go wrong.
13:11P-U-X.
13:12P-U-X.
13:13P-U-X.
13:14P-U-X.
13:15P-U-X.
13:16P-U-X.
13:17P-U-X.
13:18P-U-X.
13:19Not long.
13:20Oh, you're out of time.
13:21Oh.
13:22Oh, for goodness sake.
13:23P-U-X.
13:24I'm so sorry, Carol.
13:25I didn't, I couldn't help.
13:26I couldn't do anything.
13:27So, it looks to me like fixed.
13:29You know what I'm like?
13:30Throwing them round and then you forget which is in the word.
13:32When you go with a word and it's wrong, it becomes fixed.
13:34I know.
13:35Literally fixation error.
13:36You know what I like to column bit, isn't it?
13:38That's the error bit.
13:39I think maybe sorting out as soon as an X is there, you've got to work out where it goes.
13:42All right, let's see your next set of letters.
13:44It's going to get harder as we lock in one letter fewer.
13:47For your trouble, this is worth four points.
13:49Okay, Rav, Carol.
13:50It starts now.
13:51Okay, right.
13:52What can I swap?
13:55Okay, so what can we have in there?
13:57S-P-A.
13:58Spat.
13:59S-P-A.
14:00Put that in there.
14:02Spat.
14:03Span.
14:04Span.
14:05Spans.
14:06Spans.
14:07Spans.
14:08Spans.
14:09Spans.
14:10Spans.
14:11What have we got left?
14:12D-O-T.
14:13D-E-T.
14:14D-E-T.
14:15Can I swap the D for the T?
14:19Spans dot.
14:20So.
14:21Oh.
14:22Oh.
14:23Oh.
14:24Malve.
14:25What's that?
14:26Detour.
14:27Detour.
14:28You've done it.
14:29No, that's not how you spell it.
14:30Time is running out.
14:31Malve.
14:32This is horrible.
14:33That's not Spans then, is it?
14:36D-E-L-D-E.
14:39Surely, isn't it?
14:40It's easy for me, but.
14:42It is easy for me.
14:43It is easy for me.
14:44Delve motor.
14:45I know.
14:46Spans.
14:47Delve motor.
14:48Nowhere near that.
14:49All right.
14:50It's hard.
14:51It's hard.
14:52Let's see your next set of letters.
14:53We're cranking up the difficulty in the third puzzle.
14:55We'll only lock the first letter of each word.
14:57The correct answer is now worth a whopping five points.
14:59Let's go.
15:00Right.
15:01What can follow?
15:02Put the A there.
15:03Try that.
15:04Let's swap the A from the W.
15:05There we go.
15:06W after B.
15:08Let's try that.
15:10Okay.
15:11What can we have?
15:16N-W.
15:17D-W won't work.
15:18Na...
15:19Na...
15:20Na...
15:21Na...
15:22Na...
15:23Na...
15:24Na...
15:25Na...
15:26Na...
15:27I think that's correct.
15:28So that's going to have to...
15:29What's that?
15:30Na...
15:31Na...
15:32Na...
15:33No.
15:34Your time is nearly up.
15:35It can't go D-W.
15:36B...
15:37W...
15:38E...
15:39Na...
15:40W...
15:41W...
15:42W...
15:43W...
15:44W...
15:45W...
15:46W...
15:47W...
15:48W...
15:49W...
15:50W...
15:51W...
15:53W...
15:54W...
15:55W...
15:56W...
15:57W...
15:59W...
16:00W...
16:01W...
16:02W...
16:03W...
16:04W...
16:05W...
16:06W...
16:07W...
16:08W...
16:10W...
16:11W...
16:12W...
16:13W...
16:14W...
16:15W...
16:16W...
16:17W...
16:18W...
16:19W...
16:20W...
16:21W...
16:22W...
16:23W...
16:24W...
16:25W...
16:26path words okay so right let's have a look so what eat a s easel polka polka
16:41is a dance easel with an L yeah yeah oh yeah polka is a dance yeah I know is
16:49that Sunday Paul yep yeah we can use that darling all right you did it you
16:55did this guy knows what he's doing polka time is running out he's binge
17:01easel no that's not all right now he's pieces of work so let's try and change
17:06these oh look look just look look guys you spell it wrong
17:11oh cool I'm sorry okay sorry I that's a genuine mistake we were verbally
17:18correct you were verbally correct oh don't worry but spatially incorrect so
17:22actually staring at you think you know hang on a minute you were right with
17:25easel oh don't worry it's a warm-up will we be fine it's fine so four points at
17:29stake here we go
17:30okay so what can it be so the W cannot follow the L is that you can discount
17:39that okay so the W can't go next to the M either so it can only go so okay I can
17:46only go next to that you can only okay I've got an so that W and S is correct
17:50okay even if they're not in yeah let's let's what's this word then um allows allows no there's
17:57no no no no no um uh okay so what's that then says two rows no can't do that yes um come on come
18:07on let's get a word let's try and get one word at least we have to be Ws surely so it's going to
18:15be and then the double O come out here and then we get bloom bloom yes down yeah so my advice for
18:24me there the ashes ashes okay the first two didn't work for you but let's see the next set of letters
18:32it gets harder but there are more points I'm only locking the first letter of each word solving the
18:37puzzle though is worth five here we go sws oh god what's going on oh look at this uh but the problem
18:53is what is that so we've got a site and what white is it could be down here yeah oh no it's different it's
19:00the same so site um okay right thanks sick um wage wow wagon wagon no it's not it's only fun wagon and
19:15siege it's wagon and so god oh no no it's not it's no there's no one is working where that's oh yes
19:23it is hit the boat it's like wagon siege yeah sorry i thought i thought this i thought i thought
19:31it was gg's don't worry don't worry sorry the site wagon siege although you did attempt to do site
19:37where go and sigan yes i did it was my fault no not at all it made it more fun we almost thought
19:42there was a double g in wagon i thought there was a double g in wagon no i think i don't know who
19:46most literal falling off the wagon in showbiz i've ever seen let's remember we did get the first one
19:54but we just pressed the wrong thing yeah it's true it's true it's true it's coming together
19:59okay please head back to your seats
20:02well the letterbox was a it was a bit of an ordeal for both teams trauma traumatic traumatic
20:11i saw how you feel you feel you i think if we gave you another go at that russell you'd be totally
20:15we worked out what happened because even though i'd seen the correct words i'm married to a lady
20:20from manchester so as soon as i'm told anything in that accent i instantly obey
20:24put your hand in that fiery pit i'll be like yep that's a good explanation i've got i've got mank ptsd
20:34so sally and russell's visit to the letterbox scored them five points indeed they did jeremy let's see
20:38the scores shall we so carol and rav Russell and sally there we are our next round might seem simple
20:52as we actually show our teams the answer things aren't quite that straightforward so it is time to
20:56play join the dots now in this round you'll be shown a puzzle consisting of a category in a series of
21:04dots here's an example for you on my queue the lines will begin to join the dots and spell out
21:10the correct answer the clue at the top is environmentalist let's shout it out if you know
21:15it oh sorry yes go on greta thunberg greta thunberg oh wow there we are people can be quick here as
21:21well yeah if you buzz and it's wrong the animation freezes the opposition have the chance yes okay so
21:27here we go carol rav russell and sally fingers on buzzers here's your first one the clue is filmmaker
21:34what disney let's see well done carol will be here next one clue marine creature
21:47sally great whale great whale no oh sorry no no ravin carol you've got a chance now sp
22:05sperm whale sperm whale yes nicely done carol and rav next one for game
22:12oh carol oh carol noughts and crosses let's see oh my what what's she done there
22:22why did you do that you need a diagnosis i told you how competitive she is there's something wrong
22:29there that's too hard that's not i got the and we shouldn't be encouraging that she sees things other
22:34people don't see fingers on buzzers here we go again okay right clue driving
22:46oh sally three-point turn yeah
22:55you've got one okay here now let's go again clue food
22:58russle beans on toast beans on toast
23:05there we are
23:09you're looking at something else
23:10how do you do it it's a comedian a real comedian's food that is it honestly you get in at midnight
23:15you want it something quick that's why you knew it right next one fingers on buzzers
23:21song
23:29carol brown-eyed girl brown-eyed girl
23:34yes carol
23:36at the end of that round that's it yeah you please well i did brilliantly yeah did you hit the buzzer
23:42did you hit no you've got a great teammate there i have you were like a child watching parents argue
23:47all right at the end of that round let's look at the scores again and see what's happened
23:52see if uh carol and rava coming back here so six points now russell and sally
23:5814. if you manage to solve join the dots before our guests well done okay we've reached half time
24:07russell's going to tell us every joke in his repertoire we'll see you in three and a half minutes
24:11if you want to keep puzzling see if you can complete the vertical word
24:19to solve this hurdle best of luck
24:24have you completed the missing word and solved this hurdle if you did well done
24:44now i feel bad because i made a joke about the comedian there's always that you know the the
24:47repertoire we you did finish actually quite quickly there yes i mean it's a spare
24:51having a brother as a comedian as i do tim vine um you guys are all i always think a lovely bunch
24:58i always feel that you all like each other all theater is is tough but comedy is so brutal there's
25:04like a brotherhood and sisterhood there yeah and it's very few comedians anyone that gets on stage
25:11even if they're awful at comedy i have just so much respect i so much respect i agree it's the hardest
25:16thing and and also notice that we're if if that the only thing that you aren't ever allowed to do is
25:21steal someone else's joke and that's the thing that drives comedians crazy yes if if they write a joke
25:26and then someone else tells it and your your brother your brother i'm texting him all the time because
25:29he's famous for doing actual jokes and one-liners not in all in all my years i text jokes to tim hoping
25:36he'll use it on so you'll go no that's been used by blah that that's what did you which was and the
25:43one i got tim vine to use was tonight i'm going to tell all my jokes in a spreadsheet that way i'll
25:48be able to excel myself i've created that tim has told i love it anyway one day we'll have him on
25:56what about that carol raf sally and russell are all still here in body if not in spirit
26:01it's time to puzzle on what's up next and this one is inspired by the two titans of entertainment
26:07not carol and sally but puzzles and film it's time for cinema cipher
26:15so if you win this round you get to give a tearful speech for precisely eight seconds thank you agent
26:21all before you get played off by a string quartet so here are the rules just have a look here on the
26:25screen i'll show you a well-known film title concealed by a code of symbols just give me the title of the
26:30film if you get it straight away you'll bag three points if you're struggling i can reveal a letter
26:36in the cypher right i know what it is oh go on the green mile the green mile you think okay so g
26:42looks like it could be you would get three points for that if you do it with the g revealed you get
26:47two still can't get it a second cypher letter is revealed i think sally's right let's have a look
26:54oh there we are let's play for points now carol and rav you go first here's your first cinema
26:59cypher right so two words and it's a nicole kidman film okay okay so what's our clue
27:09moulin rouge the o would be the green yeah so moulin that would work that would work yes moulin rouge
27:16you've given us moulin rouge well done well well done to get it with nothing with no cyphers given
27:24away is amazing okay over to you two russell sally yeah so a jamie fox film okay jamie fox film
27:32you did the ray charles one what's that called i don't know it might just be called ray i don't know
27:38any jamie fox films um hang on so there is he was in dream girls um it was danny oh hang on
27:46a lot of cop film no it's not he's done a lot of police film okay i could give you a cypher yes please
27:50okay so two points it goes down to three n's in there uh so for an n to occur there an n's there and
27:57an n's there two points to get it now it's possibly a g s ness um i don't know the film i'll have
28:04another one please another cypher let's reveal so one point now d so what's that's n something d
28:11at the end which what can that be nad need and and that's done that's a d could it be land might
28:18need to push you for an answer yeah i just don't know any jamie don't know any jamie fox film so
28:22there's no point me saying you'll know this when we when i give it to you what if i told you the
28:25second letter of the first word with it was a j to django yeah okay there we are django unchained
28:34carol and rav i don't give you the actor now just a decade can you crack the code okay okay so
28:39if we look at that that rugby ball looking one yeah is 70s probably an e or a or a no or an o
28:50so if it's an e and then we've got the football ones the same as well the football yeah so it
28:54would be natural to end a scent and name with i can offer you a letter we don't know if it's an
29:01action film romantic film all right give you a letter here let me reveal a cipher for you
29:09and i'll show you the rugby ball okay that's not what we thought um what would have to end then after
29:16an hour would it be a why and it both wise for football okay another one coming for one point
29:25now gone it is a why why dirty harry yeah let's see dirty harry well done well done so sally russell
29:38here's your next cinema cypher we need a miracle here are you having a laugh 1980s so that's the
29:47isn't it that means that on the in the middle yeah okay making making the the penultimate word ending
29:56in a t but it could be two under on two return to the meter no that's not oh hang on is it under though
30:07there's no other e's cypher coming your way what's this what's the star wars films oh oh there we are
30:14interesting yeah it's returned so return to the is it return to no it's not that can't be because that's
30:20that's a u so that could be uh star wars 80s no i'm gonna give you another cypher in a second
30:29all right let's have it so for one point on so it's on the r on the something and that's an o
30:39the elephant is an r and you've got the first word begins with an r has a second r in it and then the
30:44the r is the middle letter of the last word oh what's this word here that's when we'll get
30:50it oh era something of an era era era era era no no no no oh do you know no i was just thinking
31:04if you could get to it for the last something or something what about if the word was ark oh
31:09all right let's see raiders of the lost ark yeah of course that's okay it's hard it's hard yeah so
31:17carol and rav now tough as still no actor no decade just the symbols what film
31:25work your magic that's gone i am mad come on carol we've got nothing two letter word could be
31:32anything name some movies it's gonna be a famous we don't know we we don't know an era or a decade
31:38nothing we know nothing i'll give you a cypher if you want we know nothing yes hardly that one
31:42should i reveal one yes i'm hoping it's not the broccoli lemon q oh okay okay um q you okay
31:51should we have another side i think we're gonna need it i just cannot think of any films that would
31:55start with it okay so you've got a queue there let's see another cypher so yes the broccoli you
32:01kind of have an honor of isn't it um and it can't be queen because it's not that's not going to work
32:09it can't be can it it's not two together um gonna have to press you oh i'm sorry carol i haven't got
32:16no don't be sorry i'm absolutely not a clue okay did you tell it guys now quantum of solace of solace yeah
32:26quantum that's well up your street quantum physics and all that so this is uh a well-matched
32:34quiz this is the hardest round until the final memory bank and sally and russell here we go with yours
32:40no clue at all famous film of on in so that doesn't help us because the star and the star only occurs
32:48once and whether it's of or in is almost immaterial okay let's say of the let's assume that of the
32:55and then that that last letter is t and then those two letters are the same and the squares are the same
33:00so uh of the or in the or in there doesn't help us either way because they both only occur once
33:08which would lead you to think in because i occurs less is okay a vowel than o okay
33:15it's only a probability in there i can offer a sign okay yes please yes go on let's see oh
33:21well that's handy first word starts with p and there's a p in the fourth word as well
33:27for two points now open open
33:35okay and another one another cipher please
33:39yeah there you had that we knew that
33:41yeah okay hang on it's open then the last word's open open what could be opal
33:52i don't know so no all right you did well you got the t was the red hexagon so the first word is
33:58planet planet of the apes it wasn't open your logic was great just didn't get us to the solution there
34:06planet of the apes at the end of that round let's look at the scores okay that was fun
34:12carol and rav 10. russell and sally well done you
34:20it's so good it's getting closer and closer
34:25see how we go are you beating our celebrities at home that is the key question there's still plenty
34:30at stake as before our final decisive round memory bank there's time for one last letterbox round the
34:35penultimate puzzle before the q a i've got some t's and c's to get through in this round both
34:40teams will be tackling the letterbox and the fastest team to solve their puzzle wins two bonus
34:45points got it good time to play fenundrum let us see how it works so you're going to see three
34:53anagrams each a letter longer than the one before you must rearrange the tiles to solve the five letter
34:58anagram before moving on to the six letter anagram and so on and as ever you'll be against the clock so
35:04here what have we got and you've shouted out just an example um what's the first one
35:08smoky smoky smoky good second maybe factor factor yes and then nice scientific word is the third one
35:21not a proton a neutron yeah you'll score two points per solved word carol and rav you're the scariest
35:28competitors here so you're going to go first let's head over to the letterbox to face your fate and your
35:33phanindra remember as soon as you solve the third anagram you must hit the button to stop the clock
35:40your time starts now okay uh first one first yeah you mix that one up do the first one before you do
35:47Do the second.
35:48Good.
35:50J, just.
35:52Adjust.
35:53Adjust.
35:54Oh, right, good.
35:55Well done.
35:56Nice.
35:56I'll do that.
35:57You go on to the next one.
35:58Yeah.
35:58I'll do that.
36:00Spiral, spire.
36:02Spiral, no.
36:03Just.
36:04Right.
36:05Adjust.
36:05All right, well done.
36:06I was going to say spiral, spiral.
36:08No, it doesn't work.
36:09It doesn't work.
36:10Yeah, sapphire.
36:11Sapphire, sapphire.
36:12Where's sapphire?
36:13No, it's not right, but let's just start putting things in.
36:16Well, it's far.
36:17No, no, no, no, no.
36:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:21Don't stop.
36:22So, uh...
36:23PH, PH needs, spills things.
36:25What about...
36:27I've got, uh, no.
36:30Fish, fish, fish.
36:30Fish, fish, fish.
36:32No.
36:32Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.
36:36Who?
36:37Airship!
36:38Airship!
36:39Airship!
36:39Quick!
36:40Quick!
36:40Quick!
36:42Oh, yes!
36:44Yes, you did.
36:45That was amazing.
36:47So good.
36:48I love seeing you get to that.
36:50Shush, ship, airship!
36:53Oh, my lord.
36:54Who was in charge there, Rav?
36:55Yes.
36:56The boss.
36:57Yeah.
36:58The boss was in charge.
36:59So, well done.
37:00You've scored six points.
37:02We will see if you win the bonus points after your opponents have played.
37:05That's the end of part three.
37:06Join us for the final part of our show after these ads,
37:09because turning off at this stage would be an act of absolute madness.
37:13See you after this.
37:13Here's a fenundrum for you to unscramble during the break.
37:22Get puzzling.
37:23Get puzzling.
37:35Have you figured out this fenundrum?
37:38If you solved it, well done.
37:46Welcome back to the final part of tonight's show.
37:48I know, time flies when you are puzzling yourself senseless.
37:52So, let's get right back into it.
37:53Sally and Russell, it is time to face the fenundrum.
37:56You'll have three new anagrams to solve.
37:58Remember, you must solve them in order.
37:59You've got to beat the time.
38:01The impressive time set just now by Carol and Rav to earn the crucial bonus points.
38:06And it's a tight old contest, so this really matters.
38:09Let's head over to the letterbox.
38:10Remember, as soon as you've solved the third anagram, hit the button to stop the clock.
38:17Your time starts now.
38:19Okay.
38:19Look at the other one.
38:26I'll do this.
38:26Force, force.
38:28Force.
38:29Yes.
38:30Okay.
38:30Well done.
38:31So, G.
38:32Is it?
38:32J.
38:33Start with a J.
38:34Journey.
38:34Journey.
38:35No.
38:38Journey.
38:41Okay.
38:42G.
38:42G.
38:43G.
38:43What ends with a G?
38:44J.
38:44It's a J.
38:45It's a J.
38:46No, J.
38:47Look at the ending.
38:47What's that?
38:48Is it a junior?
38:49Junior.
38:50Well done.
38:50Well done.
38:53I can't spell it.
38:54Help me, Mommy.
38:57Come here.
38:57I did a plop plop.
38:58Junior.
38:59Okay.
38:59Junior.
38:59Well done.
39:00So, let's stick this around.
39:01This is all.
39:02Is it two F's together, maybe?
39:03Could be an H at the top.
39:04Is it Huffle?
39:06Huffle.
39:06No.
39:07Shuffle.
39:08Shuffle.
39:08Shuffle.
39:09Shuffle.
39:09Shuffle.
39:09Shuffle.
39:10Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
39:12Bone.
39:13Look at him.
39:13Yay!
39:16Oh, no.
39:17Great.
39:18So.
39:18Oh, my God.
39:19I don't even know who was faster there.
39:20No, we got that faster.
39:21No, we did.
39:22I'm going to get Carol's airship ready.
39:25Force junior shuffle.
39:28Okay.
39:28Well done.
39:29Return to your seats.
39:30Well done, guys.
39:34So, that was tight and close and all those exciting things.
39:38Who do you think was fastest there?
39:39I think they were fast.
39:40We were slow on our first ones.
39:42We were slow on junior and fourth.
39:43I think gorgeous, yeah.
39:43But then you got bang, bang, bang.
39:44Airship did take some time.
39:45Is it because it was tight?
39:47You were six seconds faster.
39:48Oh.
39:50Six seconds faster.
39:51Two bonus points.
39:52Let's see what the scores are doing as a result of that impressive round.
39:56And Carol and Rav, 16.
39:59Russell and Sally, with those bonus points, 22.
40:04This is it, Carol.
40:06Carol and Rav.
40:06This merry, puzzling dance has been leading to this, our final round, the memory bank.
40:16In a moment, I'll show you a grid of 12 words, trying your best to memorize the words and
40:20their positions before they are covered up by numbered tiles.
40:23I'll then ask questions against the clock, buzz in, and give me the number concealing the
40:28correct answer.
40:29If an answer has more than one word, you must say all the corresponding numbers in the correct
40:34order.
40:35You'll score a point per word.
40:37This will be a distraction-free zone, although, Russell, I can't control your inner thoughts.
40:41No, exactly.
40:42Please reveal the memory bank.
40:44Tea.
40:46Cream.
40:48American.
40:50Pony.
40:52Pie.
40:54Idol.
40:56Party.
40:58Billy.
41:00Express.
41:02Boston.
41:03Samoa.
41:06Humble.
41:07Humble.
41:08OK.
41:09There they go.
41:10You'll have five seconds to answer after I've read the question.
41:13OK.
41:14Your time starts now.
41:15Single, whipping, and clotted are varieties of which foodstuff?
41:18Carol.
41:19Two.
41:19Cream.
41:21Correct.
41:21Done, Carol.
41:22The Bruins, Red Sox, and Celtics are sports teams from which city?
41:27Russell.
41:27Boston.
41:28Correct.
41:29The original female presenter of a spring watch was Kate who?
41:34Carol.
41:3612.
41:37Humble.
41:38Oh, well done.
41:40Well done.
41:41Exmoor, Dartmoor, and Shetland are types of which animal?
41:44Carol.
41:45Pony.
41:47Correct.
41:47A bald eagle features on the flag of which U.S. terror?
41:51Carol.
41:52Uh, three.
41:54American.
41:55He did American Samoa.
41:57Aw.
41:57More than a feeling was a 1977 single for which band?
42:02Sally.
42:03Seven.
42:04Party.
42:06No, the answer was Boston.
42:07Somebody who's made to feel humiliated and apologetic is said to be Rav.
42:1112 and five.
42:13Humble.
42:14Pie.
42:14Well done.
42:15Brilliant, Rav.
42:15Very good.
42:16Well done.
42:17Kelly Clarkson was the first winner of which TV talent show, Carol?
42:20Three, six.
42:21American Idol.
42:23Correct.
42:25Which American protest against British taxation took place in December 17th?
42:29Carol.
42:30Okay.
42:32Uh, yeah, ten, one, seven.
42:35Boston Tea Party.
42:38Oh, God.
42:39Wow.
42:40Which short-lived postal service ran between St. Joseph, Missouri, and Sacramento, California?
42:45It's Carol.
42:47E, nine.
42:48American Express.
42:49Oh, no, no.
42:50He did Pony Express.
42:52Ah.
42:52Which band, whose members included Eric Clapton, is considered the first supergroup?
42:57Russell.
42:58Two.
42:59Cream.
43:00Well done.
43:00Very good.
43:01Very good.
43:02Appia is the capital of which Pacific Island country?
43:0611.
43:07Samoa.
43:08Correct.
43:09What drink is made from the buds and leaves of the plant Camellia sinensis?
43:14Carol?
43:16One.
43:17Tea.
43:18Tea's right.
43:19I'll give you that.
43:21You played well, Miss Vorderman.
43:23You played very, very well indeed.
43:25Wow.
43:26What's that going to do to the scores?
43:27I'm just wondering.
43:28Is it possible?
43:29Is it possible?
43:30They've made a run past Russell and Sally.
43:33Let's see.
43:33Where does that leave Carol and Rav?
43:35Where are we?
43:3728.
43:37Oh, man.
43:39Russell and Sally?
43:4124.
43:43This was your finest hour.
43:45No.
43:46I look at it myself and think, I don't know how you do it.
43:50You only learn half of them?
43:51Or what's the tactic?
43:53There's some...
43:54Or just having an amazing brain.
43:56I don't know.
43:57Rav, you're right next to her.
43:58What was going on there?
43:59She has definitely got an amazing brain.
44:01I mean, Boston Tea Party.
44:02Well played to the challengers as well.
44:04I've been to Ibiza over 30 times.
44:06I didn't stand a chance.
44:08There's nothing there.
44:09Oh, have you enjoyed it though, Russell?
44:10This crazy show?
44:11I don't remember.
44:12Yeah, it's been amazing, yeah.
44:14Well, thank you for joining us, both of you.
44:16And there we have it.
44:17Another edition of Celebrity Puzzling laid to rest.
44:20We've learned a lot tonight, although exactly what we've learned escapes me at this precise moment.
44:24Instead, I'll extend my warmest thanks to Carol, Sally, Rav and Russell, and to you for watching at home.
44:29See you next time.
44:30I've been Jeremy Vine.
44:31Goodbye.
44:32Happy puzzling.