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Too Much Season 1 Episode 7

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00:00You know, she was saying some really fucked up shit to me while he was sleeping.
00:11Astrid.
00:12She was like telling me to get the fuck out of the house.
00:14I want to hang with my mama.
00:17That's really rude.
00:19You shouldn't be saying that to our guest.
00:20What else did you say?
00:22You said I was broke.
00:23You said I'm not as cool as I think I am.
00:26You said I had big waist man energy.
00:28I told you not to say that.
00:29That is so mean.
00:31She's a monster.
00:32I'm sorry.
00:34Fuck.
00:35I need to go.
00:36Oh shit.
00:37You know I could come with you.
00:38I mean the pictures of the house are so gorgeous.
00:40It's basically the estate I came here for.
00:43It's basically princess diaries.
00:45Yeah, I feel like going to parents is more of a be invited than invite yourself thing, no?
00:51Well, I thought we were kind of past that.
00:53Look, we've got time.
00:55It's just like I have stuff to sort out today.
00:59This can be boring.
01:00I guess I wish I knew what stuff it was, but I don't want to be pushy.
01:04Then don't be pushy.
01:07See you later.
01:08You're awesome.
01:10Tell your mom I said hi if she asks who you're fucking during sex.
01:14I don't know.
01:19I mean, it's not a UTI.
01:21I've had those before.
01:22Okay, yeast infection?
01:24Nope.
01:24It could be chlamydia.
01:27I don't know.
01:27You know.
01:28Okay, honey.
01:29I'm actually really busy on my land acknowledgements committee and it's a Zoom meeting.
01:34So I'm going to just pass you on to grandma, okay?
01:37Finally.
01:37Right now, finally.
01:38Okay.
01:39Hello, honey.
01:42I hear your poom poom hurts.
01:45Wow, word really travels fast.
01:48Is it a shallow pain or very deep on penetration?
01:52No, it's like really deep.
01:53It's like deep, deep inside of my body.
01:55Okay.
01:56Back in my time, we had a name for that.
02:00Honeymoon cystitis.
02:01What does that mean?
02:03You've overused the item.
02:05Wow, for only having sex with one person, you really know a lot.
02:09It's funny because I started our honeymoon a virgin.
02:14The first night, I was too tight.
02:17Just so nervous.
02:19The whole boat to Cuba.
02:21I couldn't do it.
02:22It was like my nunu was so shut.
02:25When we got to Cuba, we met up with our friends, Nance and Charlie.
02:31Charlie says he wants to go to this exclusive club.
02:35Moments later, before we even ordered entrees, there was this woman on stage shooting golf balls right out her puss.
02:45A tiny man was catching them in his mouth.
02:50Oh, my God.
02:52Did you, like, freak?
02:53No, I didn't freak.
02:55I thought, well, if she could shoot golf balls, I could handle one mid-sized schlong.
03:01And you know what?
03:03After that, we had an amazingly adventurous sexual life.
03:07And I got to know that woman.
03:09And I became her understudy.
03:13Okay, that's an amazing story.
03:14It's hilarious in all the right places.
03:16I just, I don't know what to do about my sore insides right now.
03:19Oh, well, you just tell your guy.
03:22I adore you.
03:24You drive me wild.
03:25But we're overusing the hardware.
03:27Look at all these other cars.
03:31Well, that looks like a piece of here.
03:31Look at the grey one.
03:32Yeah.
03:33No, look at the grey one properly.
03:35That looks like it's worth less than this car to me.
03:38I'm doing you a favour because I like your shoes.
03:45Okay, fine.
03:46Yeah.
03:46Yeah?
03:47Grand.
03:47Yeah.
03:47Yeah.
03:48Yeah.
03:48Yeah.
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03:54Yeah.
03:54Yeah.
03:55Yeah.
03:55Yeah.
03:56Yeah.
03:57He's got long skinny legs and holes in his pants.
04:07I love the way things I've never really seen in things.
04:13Cause it's me, I made you in my intent.
04:19If I ask you to understand.
04:23That I see what I see, I'm gonna see what I mean.
04:34Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
05:05Hi
05:17I'm waiting for 40 minutes
05:19I had to watch a bunch of school children
05:21dance into their parents' arms
05:22It was like 1997 all over again
05:34Hi, hi, hello
05:36How are you?
05:37I'm alright, you're alright
05:41Oh my
05:43My little one
05:45Okay
05:47The dog?
06:04Yeah, right?
06:05Mm
06:06Crazy
06:07Yeah
06:08She looks sick
06:11Is she to die soon?
06:13No, she's not dying
06:14That's just like what she looks like
06:16She's expressing so much with her eyes
06:19She's, you know, saying
06:22Love me well
06:24I have to go from here
06:26Or something
06:27Oh, the dog?
06:28Yeah
06:29Mama, I'm showing you the picture
06:31Because of the girl
06:33What?
06:34This, this girl?
06:36This girl, yeah
06:38Ah
06:39She
06:42Feels
06:44Feels
06:45Solid
06:46She
06:47Won't
06:48Blow away
06:49Yeah, okay
06:52But I like Jacqueline's eyes
06:54Jessica
06:55Do you mean Jessica?
06:56I call her what makes sense to me
06:58Okay
06:59Alright
07:03How is, er
07:04How's Pa doing?
07:06You know, he's focused
07:08And he's going to get us out of this
07:12Feel like it's a bit late for that
07:14Kind of running out of luck, don't you think?
07:18I actually feel like if he just
07:21Accepted that
07:22Then like you two could just get on and enjoy your lives for once
07:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Fifi
07:28He is my
07:29My knight in shining armour
07:35I chose him
07:36So what choice do I have now
07:39But to believe?
07:40No, not to believe
07:42To know
07:47You want to stop by the old house?
07:49No thanks
07:50No thanks
07:51Maybe
07:52We fight back
07:54Hmm
07:55Maybe you can't live there with
07:57Nanaka
07:58Jim Setter?
08:00Jessica
08:01Ah, Jessica maybe
08:03Yeah
08:04Your baby sleeping in your old bed
08:07You never know
08:09Ha ha ha
08:20There it is
08:23There it is
08:28There it is
08:30Look at her
08:34My cute girl
08:37I mean
08:38It's not a house
08:39We have lived there for what?
08:41What like
08:43How many years?
08:4414 years
08:4614 years
08:47Okay
08:50Shall we go?
08:54What the fuck?
09:06Are you trying to get me arrested for trespassing or something?
09:14It's not how it works. That's not the law.
09:20OK, fuck it. You coming?
09:26I stay here. Small guy joint.
09:30Cool. We could both get arrested on separate charges.
09:50I'm just going to go.
09:52I'm just going to go.
09:53I'm just going to go.
09:54Not terribly bad, eh?
10:22It's amazing.
10:24I wrote that in only ten minutes after Ma ran away for the weekend with Leland Fellows.
10:43I love it. What are you thinking? Huh, Fifi?
10:48No, no, no. Don't tell me, darling. Please.
10:58Don't hang up. Please, Baron. Please.
11:01I love you so much. I can't promise I won't do something awful.
11:08You don't need anybody who makes you sad.
11:11How did you get so wise? My wise little boy.
11:18You know why you're here, don't you, Phoenix?
11:21I... I think so.
11:25I work hard for this life and to pay for you to attend a very fine school.
11:31And the deal is, you must at least try not to let yourself down and let me down in the process.
11:40And this. This just shows you aren't even trying.
11:53It's okay. You come in.
11:57Are you alright, Mama?
12:04Your father, he lives in his own world, so...
12:10Here I am in my own world.
12:15Here I am.
12:16Here I am.
12:18Mama!
12:19Pa!
12:20When do they come back?
12:21When will who come back?
12:22Pa and Mama have been gone for so long.
12:23I don't feel so well. I have a fever.
12:25Who's looking after you? Who cooks for you? Who cleans for you? Who makes your dinner?
12:30You do.
12:31And who's here when you wake up and when you go to sleep?
12:45You are.
12:46When will you get it through your head? They aren't here. Now tell me you love me.
12:53I love you. Say it again, louder. I love you.
13:24Hey.
13:25Hey, my boy.
13:29Well, I hope you're nice and hungry, Felix, because this is quite child-hearted roast.
13:34You know we're not a hired helper. Do you want to lend us a hand?
13:37She doesn't have to.
13:38Yeah, yeah.
13:39Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You are so kind.
13:42Can someone, um, swap me here? Actually, now I've got my...
13:44Ah!
13:45Tachycardia I'm suffering from makes me dizzy sometimes.
13:49Self-diagnosed. Self-diagnosed tachycardia.
13:52I don't know what it is.
13:54The NHS has one year waiting lists, Felix. Broken fucking country.
13:59And frankly, yes, I'm going to use the internet.
14:05And my best preserved organ. The pancreas.
14:10I'd rather be dead than leave it here.
14:14Mata sui yu koto yu.
14:16Hi, your Japanese is so weird.
14:17Cool dinner chat, guys. Can I just ask Ma, is that like an empty threat,
14:20or are you just telling us what you're going to do?
14:22I never sleep. It's torture.
14:26The sound of the light bulbs.
14:32It'll soon be alright. Look, I'm in talks with Jack DeBove, okay?
14:37And I'm thinking of investing in a small enterprise that offers car insurance to people with heavy police records.
14:45Oh, nice. Glad to hear you're finding a way to make the world a better place, Asper.
14:49Yes.
14:50He's a narcissist, you know.
14:51Yeah.
14:52Really?
14:53Yeah.
14:54That has never crossed my mind.
14:55What does that mean?
14:56And it's so lonely now with your girl, my only playmate. You know that?
15:02Have you thought about, like, do you know what a friend is, Ma?
15:05Could you maybe think about getting some friends?
15:06Really?
15:07Yeah, I recommend it.
15:09She's entirely devoid of friends.
15:11I'm moving out, you know. At the moment I find a job.
15:16My friend Justine has a massive boiler room.
15:18What? Did you say boiler room?
15:19Yeah.
15:20That's a euphemism.
15:21Can't I even say?
15:22Please don't tell me off about this.
15:24I'm exhausted.
15:26My mind feels crispy.
15:28Like, that's resourceful. I was going to say that's, like, resourceful.
15:31Like, good for you.
15:33Boiler room, yeah.
15:34Sounds cosy.
15:35Oh, that's nice.
15:36I thought that you were teasing me.
15:38You've always teased me, even though I'm ten years older than you.
15:40And it's meant to be reversed.
15:41Potatoes and Yorkshire's bit.
15:42Yeah, yeah.
15:43I could say that you're a cocaine shovel with holes in all your stuff.
15:46I'm genuinely not teasing you.
15:48I genuinely think that is a resourceful choice to make,
15:50and you're always making resourceful decisions, and I respect you.
15:53Also, like, in your own fucked-up way, you're kind of a brave person.
15:57Right, guys?
15:58Also, in terms of cocaine, I don't know if this has penetrated for anyone,
16:01but I've actually been clean for, like, nearly three years now.
16:04Felix!
16:05Yeah, cool. No-one cares.
16:07Do you have space for the piano where you're living now?
16:10Why? You're getting rid of it, finally.
16:11He asks me this every year.
16:13Swedish death, they call it.
16:15No, it's the answer.
16:16It's the act of releasing all your worldly goods
16:19before you've left the planet.
16:22It means your descendants don't have to squabble and, you know,
16:26sort through your detritus, so your children can mourn your passing
16:31without haggling with an auction house or hunting for stories.
16:36Family, could we please talk a bit about Daryl?
16:39I really like him.
16:40I may even L-O-V-E him.
16:44His eyes, they are the strangest shade of red.
16:47Oh, cool, like a vampire?
16:48No, more like a bunny.
16:50Oh, and, you know, he's a party clown,
16:52which means he's wonderful with children.
16:54Have you heard of John Wayne Gacy?
16:55Yeah, that's what that normally means.
16:57He found a bunch of baby squirrels on Long Mind
16:59and he just fed them various milks.
17:03Various milks?
17:04Of course, they're like bunny-down squirrel babies.
17:07Don't make fun.
17:08He could be my husband.
17:10Your brother-in-law.
17:12You love to love a lion, no?
17:15For that, we love you.
17:17Just to love someone who never moves you to a bungalow.
17:21Whoa, she burned.
17:22Ouch.
17:23You know, a single rabbit can have a thousand babies in her lifetime,
17:27and if it's a male one, tens of thousands more.
17:30That's why the phrase, to fuck like bunnies, has entered the lexicon.
17:35It's interesting, isn't it?
17:36You know, learning the origins of our words and phrases.
17:39Thanks, Pop.
17:40Yeah.
17:41Thanks, Pop.
17:42I feel like if she did kill herself,
17:44you'd just be, like, quoting facts over her grave.
17:46Oh, yeah, I need a gravy sauce.
17:49I need it.
17:51Thank you so much.
17:52So, uh...
17:54You have it?
17:55Yeah.
17:56I don't understand why we have to do it out here,
17:58like, some kind of drug deal.
17:59I don't want to...
18:00I don't want to trouble your mother.
18:02She's been through a lot,
18:03and worry doesn't agree with her.
18:05Her head's been aching.
18:07What are you even going to do with a thousand quid?
18:09Uh, well, half is for bills.
18:12The other half is to start a payment plan with Jean-Philippe.
18:16Buy back the house.
18:18With 500 quid?
18:21Well, it'll show him I'm good for it, you know.
18:24But you're not good for it.
18:26Fine, look.
18:27It's not my business.
18:28I don't know what you want.
18:32It's just temporary, you know.
18:34It's, um...
18:35I'll soon get out of this little hole.
18:37We'll get the house back.
18:39You know me, Felix.
18:40I've always been a bit of a chancer.
18:42I've had plenty of success in my life.
18:45I've paid for my parents to live through their golden years.
18:50But you lot through school?
18:52Not quite in my case.
18:54But, uh, I...
18:56I admit, I sometimes...
18:58fly a little close to the sun,
19:00but I land on my feet.
19:02It's funny,
19:03because you always got so angry with me when I took chances.
19:05Like, when I moved to London,
19:07quit school,
19:08tried to be a musician.
19:09You were livid.
19:10Yeah, well, here's the thing about chances.
19:13Um, they've got to come off.
19:16Okay.
19:18How's this one going for you?
19:21Do you know what, Pa?
19:22I sort of feel like we need to get a bit real about this.
19:25It's not like you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
19:28Wasn't your dad some Hungarian immigrant
19:30who delivered milk in Croydon?
19:32Who told you you were supposed to become some fucking lord?
19:35I had a dream about my father last week.
19:40It was the strangest thing.
19:42And I looked at him and I said,
19:44Henry,
19:46what are you doing here?
19:48And he stared straight back at me.
19:51And he said,
19:52Simon,
19:54don't be a servant to fortune.
19:57Okay.
19:58What the fuck does that mean?
20:00Don't live your life in search of luck.
20:03Because maybe we each get so much luck in our life
20:08and we must be grateful for the luck we have
20:11and stop hunting for more.
20:14Look, thank you for this.
20:16Thank you for the walking around money.
20:18I suppose there comes a time when every child
20:20takes over from their parent.
20:22We spent what we had on you.
20:25Now it's your turn.
20:27You're not going to ask me where I got it from?
20:30Well, I assume he didn't steal it.
20:34Let's steal it.
21:01Nice walk for my man.
21:04Glorious.
21:05Oh.
21:06Hello.
21:07Hi.
21:08Okay, I'm off.
21:10Bye.
21:11Where is this?
21:12Bye.
21:13See ya.
21:15Bye, Ma.
21:16I love you.
21:17Yeah.
21:18I love you, WCB.
21:19OK.
21:20Yeah, OK.
21:25We all have pain, hmm?
21:29We haven't made it perfect.
21:32Mm?
21:35But we have tried.
21:39Okay.
21:40Right.
21:41Thanks, Ma.
21:42See ya.
21:43OK.
21:44See you.
21:46Okay.
21:47See you, Pa.
21:48Hope so.
21:59Naughty.
22:02Someone throw a bucket of water over her.
22:05You did.
22:08When Victoria ascended the throne in 1837,
22:12the possibility of marriage to her...
22:16Hi.
22:17Hi.
22:20Oh, my God.
22:21Did you know that Queen Victoria is the reason why lesbians are legal?
22:25Other than that, her life's been a real snooze.
22:28How was your day?
22:29I feel like I'd make a really good royal, actually,
22:31because I just love sitting on tuffets and stuff.
22:36Are you all right?
22:37Yeah.
22:39No, something's wrong.
22:40What's wrong?
22:42No, I'm literally just arriving.
22:47Why are you staring at me like that?
22:49Fucking hell.
22:50What happened?
22:53Something happened.
22:54I want to know what happened.
22:55I don't want to be, like, an emotional detective.
22:56Literally, nothing's happened.
22:58I'm just, like, making a cup of tea.
23:01Okay.
23:04What the fuck are you doing?
23:06I did that because I know it's all plastic,
23:08and I'm trying to shock you.
23:09So tell me what's going on.
23:17I mean, I can tell you, but, like, if I do, there's no, like, I'm saying it.
23:21We can't go back to a time when I haven't said it to you.
23:23But maybe you don't want to know.
23:28I always want to know.
23:29Well, my parents don't live in that fancy house anymore.
23:35They live in, like, a weird bungalow by the airport.
23:41And I sold my car this morning because my dad has, like, £70 in his bank account.
23:49And then I got so, like, angry with his whole way of being that I stole it back.
23:56Like, my sister's in her 40s.
23:59She still plays with cuddly toys.
24:01My mum's, like, constantly threatening to kill herself.
24:05Hmph.
24:06They sound fun.
24:07Yeah.
24:08They're fun.
24:09Yes.
24:10Oh, fuck's sake.
24:11I'm trying to fucking tell you something.
24:12You keep fucking, like, crowding me out.
24:14I'm just trying to be nice.
24:16I'm just going to stay here, but I just want you to know that there's, like, a shaking woman in the kitchen.
24:20Because I want to help.
24:21But I'm not, um, I will give you space.
24:23And I'll just be here in the kitchen.
24:29Honey, what's wrong?
24:39I was brought up by a nanny.
24:43Because my parents were always fucking doing something.
24:48And she wasn't a very nice person.
24:53I guess.
24:57And, like, mum and dad were always, like, too wrapped up in their own shit to notice that there was, like, a...
25:10You know, like, a kiddie fiddler living in the house with their children.
25:14Oh, my God.
25:18Like she molested you?
25:20Yeah, that's what kiddie fiddler means.
25:24You know, I think a babysitter did something to me once.
25:28I don't know for sure, but I always feel weird when I see this certain color of tile.
25:34What is this?
25:35Like, I'm the last off now?
25:37My God, no.
25:38I'm sorry.
25:39I'm sorry.
25:39I was just...
25:41I was saying that because I'm here and I'm not scared because I'm here and I'm not scared and I see you.
25:47I'm just trying to make you feel better because I'm sorry that happened.
25:50I'm sorry that that happened.
25:52I'm sorry that happened.
26:22You were never tucked in?
26:25Huh?
26:25You were never tucked in?
26:28Okay, so, in a traditional tuck-in at my house, first I have to make you kind of a burrito.
26:35Okay.
26:36Okay?
26:36Do you feel good?
26:37Do you want your arms out?
26:38Do you want your arms out or in?
26:39Yeah, sure.
26:40Okay.
26:41And then I would do waterfalls like that.
26:48Is that real nice?
26:49You have to take it seriously.
26:52Okay.
26:53Sorry, yeah.
26:55Nice and relaxed.
26:56Yeah, that is kind of nice.
26:58It's kind of nice.
27:01No, no.
27:02What?
27:03I adore you.
27:05You drive me wild, but honey, we're overusing the hardware.
27:08It's not about that.
27:09Not tonight, okay?
27:11I understand.
27:11Plus, it's weird because I'm tucking you in.
27:14So, stay focused.
27:15Okay.
27:16Don't make it sexual.
27:17Yeah.
27:17Yeah, check out.
27:20Okay.
27:21And now, I'm going to sing to you.
27:24But I'm a little bit rusty, so I'm nervous.
27:29But this is, like, my dad's favorite song that you would always sing to us, okay?
27:33Okay.
27:34Okay.
27:38Oh, a song will lift as the mainsail shifts
27:45And the boat drifts into the shoreline
27:50And the sun will respect every face on the deck
27:58The hour that the ship rolls in
28:02And the sand will roll out a carpet of gold
28:09For your weary toes to be a touching
28:12And the ship's wise men will remind you once again
28:20That the whole wide world is watching
28:26I love you
28:32I found God
28:39On the corner of First and Amistad
28:42Where the West
28:45Was all but one
28:49All alone
28:52Smoking his last cigarette
28:56To where you've been
28:59He should ask me anything
29:03Where were you
29:06And all I needed was a call
29:10That never came
29:13To the corner of First and Amistad
29:17Lost and insecure
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