Too Much Season 1 Episode 8

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00:00you know Zev we spoke last time about how you're starting this life with Wendy but you've been

00:12talking so much about your past issues with Jessica the ways in which she hurt you and angered

00:19you so I'm just wondering I'm wondering why why if if it if it was so markedly dysfunctional

00:28why do you think that you spent seven years with her

00:32well okay I know it's only our second session but let's just say

00:45my mom Sharon is a classic you've met your fair share of Sharons I'm sure you know that that

00:54typical Jewish mother who loves you so much that by the time you're 19 you haven't learned to turn

00:59a fucking washing machine on the kind of mom that uh tucks in your shirt and zips up your pants and

01:07wipes food off your face with her own spit

01:09and you know when she's loving you and feeding you and covering you in blankets that you don't

01:18really need or even ask for well it it feels like love but it comes at a price because to get that

01:28love I have to tell Sharon or we all have to tell our own Sharons that I love her best of all that no

01:39one can compare that when I'm on my deathbed and my life is flashing before my eyes that she's who I'll

01:46see you know I'll only see Sharon I mean if she wanted a hype man she should have been a rapper not

01:54a mother but she trained me Jane she trained me well

01:59we're late now let's go since when do you care if we're late we'd be late to my funeral these people

02:07don't want like that being on time it's like being an hour why is there like loose horses it's like

02:12shit everywhere at least it's not human shit everywhere are you sure my outfit's okay I've only been inside of a church

02:19one steps to donate blood I feel like I should be wearing a hat or something do you even have a hat

02:23like a beanie of course okay listen you probably haven't seen me like this before but I actually

02:29feel pretty like weird like I kind of feel a bit fizzy you know what I mean like kind of tight

02:35like white noisy you nervous uh yeah maybe you look like you want to pass out like these aren't really

02:41my people okay like actually a lot of them are proper shit heels so just you know what I mean

02:47well why don't we just go home I could eat cheese toasties or something I don't know I feel sort of

02:50weirdly loyal to the groom because he was the only boy in my year who didn't call me Felix ramen

02:54wait that's like a racist nickname yeah it's a racist nickname I'm not saying we can't be ourselves

03:00I'm just saying like I don't know you know what I'm saying right just sort of not our full selves

03:05yes over and out I agree Mr. Felix I uh feel like you had such a stressful week with your family

03:12and I'm really happy that you like opened up to me though I love you so much

03:15Georgia Peach

03:19Nicklaus

03:20Cara Best

03:21take this man

03:23Oriole Terabianco

03:24to be your husband

03:25will you love

03:27comfort

03:28honor

03:28and protect him

03:29all the days of your life

03:31I will

03:33my truly well

03:36Georgia and Oriole

03:38I'll let you together

03:38support and uphold them in their marriage

03:41and do you

03:42Oriole

03:43take this woman

03:44you don't even have to finish this woman is my lifeblood

03:47illegally speaking I do have to have you say

03:50I do

03:51I do

03:51bloody do

03:52excellent

03:54and will you

03:56the families and friends of Georgia and Oriole

03:59support and uphold them in their marriage

04:02now

04:03and in the years to come

04:05we will

04:07we will

04:07that I proclaim

04:09you

04:11man and wife

04:14Jesus Christ

04:16man and wife

04:16you

04:33you're still like

04:35you move your foot

04:36yeah

04:38I thought you guys were fighting

04:52oh we just pretend it didn't happen

04:54we're literally fine now

04:55sorry

04:55in that case

04:56Holly, Augie

04:57hey

04:58that was so moving

05:00did you see how they were devoring each other

05:03a lot of tongues

05:04I'll wept through the whole thing

05:06I'm a bit trapped for a sex positive pseudo Marxist

05:09like me

05:09but

05:09I like your dress Jessica

05:11you look like

05:12a wave

05:12a wave crushing on a barren troll

05:14is that a compliment?

05:16yeah

05:16in a nice way

05:17I'll take it as such

05:18poetic

05:18that was not what I was going to say

05:20oh

05:21what were you going to say?

05:22it's a powerful dress

05:23yeah

05:24you alright dude?

05:25well

05:25yeah

05:26yes Georgia

05:27eat it up

05:28no crumbs

05:29in fact can we just have family please?

05:36okay

05:36and actually I'd love daddy actually

05:39of course darling

05:40daddy's coming up behind you

05:42cool

05:45and then just me and my groom please

05:48oh

05:49wearing white at someone else's wedding

05:54that's pretty bald

05:55oh I'm the maid of honor

05:57she's my sister

05:58otherwise I'd be wearing my signature color

06:00black

06:01oh

06:01yeah wearing neutrals is like a

06:03way of saying that you give up right?

06:05unless you're a boy with a pretty face

06:07but I know that you didn't pick this

06:10so I'm not judging

06:11you see fun

06:13you're fun

06:14you're fun

06:15how?

06:16kidding

06:17you're really funny

06:19do you want to hide behind the stables with me

06:21and have fun?

06:21hang on

06:22hey

06:23oh

06:24I want to be happy for her

06:30I do

06:30but

06:31it's hard

06:32I mean

06:33hey did you ever think

06:34when I was an amateur

06:35going drawers down the sandpit

06:37I'd be locked down and loved up

06:38I mean yeah

06:39gonna love a baby

06:41riding to me a mustique next week

06:42that's what he's going to do

06:44cool

06:45twins

06:45oh shit

06:46hi

06:46congratulations

06:47sorry about our big grand entrance

06:49this is uh

06:51his girlfriend

06:52yeah

06:52Jessica

06:52you look so gorgeous

06:54really sensual dress

06:55oh you look like one of those beautiful

06:57madame alexander dolls

06:59you know those ones you have to keep in the box

07:00or else you'll get spiked

07:01chiseled pocket

07:04uh oh

07:05yeah

07:05oh powdered drugs

07:08is that your something borrowed

07:09what?

07:11I better borrow my drugs

07:13then I can't just do them

07:14right well

07:18better get on

07:19before my groom puts his willies somewhere it doesn't belong

07:22yuck

07:22it's right where it belongs

07:23you look lovely

07:25congrats old bean

07:26see you later

07:27old bean

07:29you're talking different old boys

07:31shut up

07:32you are

07:33Felix Rahman

07:35isn't the man with the golden split

07:37what's up you big tusser

07:38I'm good

07:39sober for a year

07:40no way

07:41congrats

07:41I start on Monday

07:42Giacomo is that brothel you're running still raking it in?

07:46matchmaking for high-end individuals

07:47absolutely nothing dodgy about it

07:49Georgia is related to the late queen

07:52by the way

07:53distant cousins

07:53yeah

07:54August I obsessed with the royals

07:56it's weird given his politics

07:57but he's such a royalist

07:58I used to lie in bed

08:00and dream the queen was my mother

08:02yikes

08:02yeah

08:03her whole essence was so cozy

08:04are you sure you got mixing her up with Rue McClanahan?

08:08who?

08:09the woman from golden girls

08:10no one knows you know

08:10is there

08:11oh hey Weezy

08:21hey

08:22you alright

08:22long time no see stranger

08:25hi

08:25I think it was um

08:28premiering

08:30in Orpington

08:32yeah

08:32crazy

08:33how are you?

08:35yeah good

08:36we'll say hi later

08:38we'll say hi later

08:38like a

08:38for real

08:39sure we'll do

08:40we'll do

08:40I think you're gonna get Weezy back to Orpington

08:43you've got another thing

08:43he's kidding

08:45she knows about it

08:47I promise her only women

08:48see you guys later

08:50this is Jessica

08:51oh hey

08:53how are you?

08:55look what the cat dragged in

08:56am I the cat?

08:57I'm Jessica

08:58oh

08:58honestly Felix

09:01I've been having so many dreams about you lately

09:03oh yeah?

09:04in some we

09:05kiss in a wind tunnel

09:07and

09:08in others I

09:09whip you from limb to limb

09:12so weird

09:14I love your little bow

09:15it's actually a

09:17Victorian hairpin

09:18nice

09:19it holds a

09:20block of

09:21hair from

09:22Dante Gabriel

09:23Rossetti's lover

09:25nice

09:25okay

09:26she was poisoned by laudanum

09:27and he kept

09:29her body

09:30for three days

09:31praying her back to life

09:33where the hell did you get that?

09:34mushrooms

09:35you don't need mushrooms

09:37I do

09:38and yes I do

09:39your Homme de Girol

09:40where is he

09:41I have to turn this

09:43searing emotional pain

09:44into compelling

09:44psychedelic imagery

09:45you'll be alright

09:47of course

09:48go Felix

09:49I will protect her

09:50at all coast

09:51please please please

09:52she means it

09:52please please please

09:53please please please

09:54don't worry about us

09:55I've got

09:56I've got the girls

09:57girls day

09:57just with my best friends

10:00yeah

10:02should we go inside

10:04I want to see what kind of toothpaste they use

10:06oh

10:06they don't usually let you go inside

10:08but I had sex with one of the cousins

10:10so maybe we can try

10:11that's not your cousin right?

10:13I don't know

10:13this house is just for display

10:16it's been in their family for 4,000 years

10:19I don't think that's right

10:21and everyone's buried in the lawn

10:23I mean

10:24except George's mother

10:25because she had

10:26intensity issues

10:28oh my uh

10:29one note would be to

10:30replace some of these

10:31creepy portraits of men in coats

10:33with creepy portraits of dogs in coats

10:35I'll be so

10:36you know what

10:38if I see Wizzy van der Waal today

10:41I'm gonna kick your ass

10:42excuse me?

10:43I'm not a jealous person

10:44as you can see

10:45I'm free

10:46I trust myself

10:47I mean

10:47I'm French

10:49you're French?

10:50I thought you were from Ohio

10:51so funny

10:52I mean

10:54Wizzy was like my sister

10:55we grew up together

10:56went to school together

10:58came to England together

10:59we shared everything

11:00minds, secrets, bras, panties

11:02and then

11:04I went just one month in Marseille

11:05and

11:06she seduced Felix

11:07and honestly that

11:09broke my heart

11:11but that's why

11:13I'm gonna kick your fucking ass today

11:15if I saw her

11:15okay I'm sorry

11:17that's just

11:18that's a lot for me to process

11:19so basically

11:20she was kind of cheating on you

11:22while he was cheating on you

11:23but it's not about Felix anymore

11:26it's about justice

11:27hmm

11:29yeah I mean

11:31I get it

11:32I was actually

11:33going through a really bad breakup

11:34and my ex

11:36you know what

11:36I'm bored

11:36and hungry

11:37I'm gonna get some food

11:39okay

11:39grab me a snack

11:41oh my god

11:42oh my god

11:44Marie Antoinette

11:51you are trash

11:51compared to me

11:52hi

12:02wanna fuck me in the loo

12:05can't hear you

12:06wanna fuck in the loo

12:08I'll blow you

12:09in the bathroom

12:10I'll swallow this time

12:15I'll should blow you

12:16yeah later

12:17later

12:18bye

12:18oh

12:19oh my god

12:21hi I love your dress

12:22it's more my style

12:24you wanna trade

12:24oh

12:26okay

12:27why

12:28I need a way

12:30here we go

12:30alright

12:30grow these myself

12:36mate

12:36in Sussex

12:37they are no fucking joke

12:38great

12:38just hand them over

12:39yeah but just start with one

12:40alright

12:40pretty bold of you

12:44to show up with your fun bitch

12:45when all your back bitches

12:47are you mate

12:47what are you talking about

12:48it'll be funny

12:49we're all friends

12:49dude

12:50what the fuck

12:51are you doing

12:51that's all down

12:52touch like dirt

12:54and liberation

12:54actually

12:56hey

12:56could you hold on to these

12:57for me

12:57for a second

12:58one of those chicks

12:58from Bridget

12:59and see

12:59I'm gonna try

13:00show up with my car

13:00over here

13:00alright

13:01good luck

13:01I've lost my bird

13:04you'll fuck me

13:06he is hoping

13:06did I just say bird

13:08when I say bird

13:09oh you alright

13:14hi

13:15hi

13:16hey

13:17hi

13:18oh hiya

13:22hi

13:22whoa

13:25okay

13:25hi

13:26hello

13:27you alright

13:29you alright

13:29you know I have a child now

13:35oh yeah

13:36no I heard

13:36I heard something about that

13:37yeah

13:37just stopped calling me back

13:39I married the therapist

13:40I saw in order to recover

13:42always happy to help

13:44is he here

13:46can I meet him

13:46he's 74

13:47so he prefers it at home

13:49but I can't find my daughter

13:51anywhere

13:52Hi, Synth? Hi, Synth, darling, help me look.

13:57It's the least you could do.

13:59Um, excuse me, have you seen, like, a small, uh, you know, like a...

14:04like a person who's younger than...

14:06A child, it's called a child.

14:08Yeah, she's looking for a child, do you have...

14:10Er, what are those?

14:11A Toffel tartar...

14:13No.

14:14You know, if I wasn't clear enough when we last saw each other,

14:24you were an absolutely terrible boyfriend, world's worst.

14:28It's a bit excessive, don't you think?

14:31It'd be one thing if you were just an arsehole,

14:33but you were sweet, romantic and amusing,

14:39and then you disappeared.

14:41Good luck to whoever you came here with.

14:46Well, what are you doing?

14:48Okay.

14:54Mm-hmm.

14:56Whoa.

14:59Really taking us left, huh?

15:01Can't worry.

15:02Can we, like, can we let go?

15:04Mm-hmm.

15:05Yeah.

15:06Nice to see you, though.

15:08Hi, Synth.

15:10Where are you?

15:13Little bump for the bride?

15:14Yes, but the food is gonna be delicious.

15:16Oh, I can't wait.

15:17Just a little while.

15:18I'm fucking starving.

15:19Just so you know, I'm right out here if you need help with your wee.

15:23Oh, there you are.

15:24What?

15:25No.

15:26No, I stopped thinking about you.

15:27Stop following me around.

15:28How can I follow you around at a party I'm not even at?

15:30Oh, there you are.

15:31What?

15:32No.

15:33No, I stopped thinking about you.

15:34Stop following me around.

15:35How can I follow you around at a party I'm not even at?

15:38I may have my flaws, but this one's on you, honey.

15:43Where's your boyfriend?

15:46Um, he's outside helping a friend locate drugs,

15:50because he's a very nice, fun guy.

15:52And I'm helping a little girl go wee.

15:54Talking all English now.

15:55A month or so on your Carey Mulligan?

15:57Of course, that's the only British person you've ever heard of.

16:00You probably jerk off to her nude scene in shame on repeat.

16:03You fucking pervert.

16:04Come on now.

16:05Let's not fight.

16:07How'd it go?

16:11Whoa.

16:12Okay.

16:13That's enough.

16:14I'm gonna go to the bathroom now.

16:17Do you still like spit in your mouth?

16:38Uh-huh.

16:39Uh-huh.

16:40Okay, I am by myself.

17:09You're normal.

17:11You're normal.

17:12Okay.

17:13Beverage, sir?

17:14Oh, no, I'm all right, thank you.

17:17Actually, fuck it.

17:18I'll have one here, thanks.

17:20What's the worst that can happen?

17:25You're normal.

17:26You're normal.

17:27You're a normal girl.

17:29You're a normal girl.

17:31Ghosts don't eat pussy.

17:33You're a normal girl.

17:38You're normal.

17:39You're normal.

17:40You're normal.

17:41You're normal.

17:42You're normal.

17:43You're normal.

17:44Okay.

17:45I hope nothing happened.

17:47What?

17:48No.

17:49Okay.

17:50Oh, fuck.

17:51Okay.

17:52Look at these.

17:53What?

17:54I do not know.

17:55I don't know.

17:56I'm sorry.

17:57What's the problem?

17:58Come on!

17:59Oh, thank you.

18:00I'm sorry.

18:01Oh, no.

18:02Oh, sorry.

18:03Whatever is.

18:04Oh, fuck.

18:05Oh, hey.

18:06Oh, fuck!

18:07Oh, fuck.

18:09Okay.

18:12Look at these.

18:21Come on!

18:24Help!

18:25Help!

18:26Drops up.

18:33Oh my God.

18:34Okay.

18:37Okay.

18:39In you go.

18:41Come on.

18:42Oh, fuck.

18:43Okay.

18:47Okay.

18:48Okay.

18:52Okay.

19:05Okay.

19:07Okay.

19:10Hugging my body.

19:11Hugging my body at all.

19:13You can do it.

19:14Okay.

19:15Hugging my body at all.

19:17Okay.

19:19Okay.

19:21Okay.

19:26Oh my God.

19:29Ah!

19:33Ah!

19:34I'm just going to go in this way.

19:49The thing is, it's not a scent bar and it's not a scent lab.

19:53It's a scent closet.

19:55Closet.

19:56Closet.

19:57Closet.

19:57It was my favorite word when I was a kid.

20:00I haven't even really started yet.

20:02You haven't even started?

20:04Yes.

20:04That's why there's been so much drama about it online.

20:06This business that I haven't even started.

20:08My parents both died last week.

20:09Oh, I'm sorry.

20:10Bit of an unfortunate coincidence, but you know, that's life.

20:13See, the thing about Tess is that you just feel like Batman.

20:15Not on the cool watch.

20:16Oh, I was just like sleeping.

20:22Oh, how's your fag?

20:23Sorry, that word just sounds terrible out of my mouth.

20:27Um, I don't think I'll get past it.

20:28Are you at table 13?

20:29Yeah.

20:30You're probably up there, right?

20:31No, actually, Daddy thought I'd be more use over here.

20:34I think you just don't want to acknowledge the truth,

20:37which is that Georgia has completely abandoned our Cretan Sandal company to organize this wedding.

20:42Ah, hey.

20:43Yeah.

20:43Are you all right?

20:45Oh, fabulous.

20:47Here I am, sat at the spares table with you.

20:51Sylvia Violet, hi.

20:53Hello, William.

20:54I mean, they say time heals everything, but what if time just makes everything hurt more?

20:58Maybe it's about getting a hobby or something.

20:59I don't know, mate.

21:00Sorry, I'm flailing a bit here.

21:01I don't need a hobby.

21:02I've got a job.

21:03In fact, my job is my hobby.

21:04I'm a fucking earth defender.

21:07Ooh.

21:07It tastes like wine.

21:09Did you have wine?

21:11Uh, no.

21:11It might be like I had someone gave me one of those Listerine strips.

21:16It might be like, I'm all right, actually.

21:17Thanks.

21:17Yeah, you can take that away.

21:18Okay, thanks.

21:20Hi, I'm Jessica.

21:21How are you?

21:23Oh.

21:24You know.

21:26I don't.

21:27Why don't you tell me?

21:27I love feelings I'm American.

21:30This can be your table, darling.

21:32But it could.

21:34Oh.

21:36Teenage sweethearts reunited.

21:38How cute.

21:38Hi, Weezy.

21:39William.

21:41My sweet William.

21:42It's been too long.

21:43How have you been?

21:44We're quite bad, as you'd imagine.

21:46Because of the pandemic?

21:48Yeah.

21:48It sucks, right?

21:50I mean, we couldn't avoid those big questions, right?

21:53No, it's not bad.

21:53All stuck inside.

21:54Poor William just got out of jail.

21:57Worst five months of my life.

21:59Besides when I studied abroad in Cambodia.

22:05Why were you in jail?

22:07Huh?

22:07What were you in jail for?

22:09Uh, well, if you ask them sexual assault.

22:12Thanks.

22:12So, come on.

22:13How's the sandal innovating going?

22:16SV, why are you being offish with me?

22:18I know you.

22:18I don't know.

22:18Why don't you take a few wild guesses?

22:20Felix?

22:21Let's go.

22:22Oh, is it going to be like this all night?

22:24Did you make, you made them leave?

22:25You put them off their dinner?

22:27You can go too, if you like.

22:28Oh.

22:29Go on.

22:29No, you're kind of hurting my hand.

22:33What's going on?

22:34I don't know.

22:34It's weird.

22:35I didn't think he'd be here.

22:36It's weird.

22:36You know what I like about us, Fee?

22:37We are jobless and roundly misunderstood, but we don't do rape.

22:41Oh, great.

22:42That's good to know.

22:43We never will.

22:44You're right.

22:45We need some rape music.

22:47What?

22:47Rap music.

22:48She means rap music.

22:49Oh, well, her pronunciation should be a bit better.

22:50She's been here a while now.

22:52Whizzy.

22:52Oh, come on.

22:56You don't stop.

22:57I can tell you got big, big energy.

23:01Make a flame to the stain like a melody.

23:03And if your girl ain't right, I got a remedy.

23:06It ain't too many of them that can handle me.

23:08Babe, she's got to be a fantasy.

23:11Tell me how you want.

23:11Little girl's room.

23:13You need a drink?

23:14Not unless it's tightly sealed.

23:17Honestly, he should really talk to Jeremy and Sam because they got into similar scrapes this

23:21year as well.

23:21Oh, awesome.

23:22So we're at the rape table?

23:24That's it?

23:24Uh, gray area, settled at a court table, mostly.

23:28I need to make, like, an announcement or something, Jess.

23:29They need to know.

23:30I need to say something.

23:31But did you hear that Paul William has had his passport revoked?

23:34Now, I also, I don't think raping is nice at all.

23:37But not being able to spend the holes at his uncle's llama sack.

23:40Oh, God, not the llama farm.

23:42Yeah, no, that's, yeah, sad.

23:45It is sad, actually.

23:48Have you not seen Hyacinth?

23:50No, sorry.

23:51No?

23:52Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

23:59From the moment Georgia Peach was born, I thought, by God, that's a beautiful girl.

24:08You know, all the boys will be shoving each other out of the way for this one.

24:12Bloody hell.

24:16You know, I lost my wife.

24:17Dad, I wasn't attracted to.

24:27Great, sorry.

24:28Sorry.

24:29Sorry.

24:30Sorry.

24:31Let's give it up for Dad.

24:36For those of you who know I'm not much of a writer, I text in Morse code.

24:42But, um, but this woman, she does something to me.

24:50The night falls, but her face remains the sun.

24:55Eyes like the morning, lips like cinnamon buns.

24:59Hi, Hester.

25:09Hi.

25:10Hello.

25:11Good evening, all.

25:13I am Auriel's favourite cousin, Jetta.

25:17And, uh, I'm here to bring a new vibe.

25:20Thank God.

25:21What I think this wedding needs is just a little bit of cunt.

25:28And speaking of, thank you, Georgia, for flying me out here first class and for having me dripping in diamonds from my head all the way down to my toes.

25:39You're welcome, my angel.

25:41Now, how could I possibly begin to thank the best cousins in the world by letting you be the first to hear my new single?

25:51And so, without further ado, please enjoy the future EDM classic.

25:57I'm horny.

25:57Monday, I'm horny.

26:07Tuesday, I'm horny.

26:09Wednesday, you're horny.

26:11Thursday, I'm horny.

26:13Friday, I'm horny.

26:14Sunday, I'm horny.

26:16Sunday, I'm horny.

26:18Jemmi.

26:20Hey, come on.

26:22Woo!

26:23Jemmi, down there.

26:24Jemmi, you're here, all day.

26:26I'm horny!

26:28I'm so fucking horny!

26:30Merry horny!

26:32Back to January.

26:34I'm horny!

26:36Merry pretending.

26:38I'm horny!

26:40I'm horny!

26:42Hooray!

26:44Hooray!

26:46Hooray!

26:48Hooray!

26:50Hooray!

26:52Hooray!

26:54Hooray!

26:56Thank you. Thank you, everyone.

27:02Wow. Now, everybody, get on the dance floor and shake what your mama gave you.

27:13Diet Coke.

27:15We have Coke light?

27:17Okay, fine. Whatever you have.

27:19Okay? Sorry, I'm having a bit of a nervous breakdown.

27:22Breakdown? There's a sexual psalter at the table.

27:24Are you okay?

27:27No.

27:31I don't have to get so worked up about it.

27:33We can just talk about it calmly, like when you don't.

27:36Really? Worked up? You think I'm worked up?

27:38Well, yeah. You're, like, telling it. Like, you're shouting it.

27:41Like, what are you going to do?

27:42You don't even care.

27:43What are you going to achieve? Send him to double jail?

27:45Okay, I'm sorry. First of all, don't ever tell me to talk calmly.

27:49Don't tell any woman to be calm.

27:50No, it's not.

27:52No, it's not.

27:53I don't want to be calm.

27:54Okay, this is me.

27:58I'm not Skrish, but I'm sorry.

28:00I'm sorry.

28:05It's not.

28:14So, the Frenchies are going at it. Come on.

28:16No, he's reacting at all.

28:17Come on.

28:17Yeah, go have fun. Have a dance.

28:19Talk tonight.

28:20You are crazy!

28:29We always wanted to see a French woman slap a French woman!

28:32You're crazy!

28:34We don't have any crazy shit!

28:35Your uncle!

28:36Ah, yeah, you're crazy!

28:38I'm crazy!

28:39I'm crazy!

28:40My boots are okay?

28:41Yeah, cool, perfect.

28:50Now stop, aren't they going to bring food out?

29:02No, no, they're never going to bring food out.

29:03It's a wedding, it's a British wedding.

29:05You know what, I've had to adjust to a lot here

29:07and I think I've done a pretty good job

29:09considering when I read the word estate,

29:11I thought I'd be living somewhere like this.

29:13I was just asking you for like one night, just one night.

29:15One night to what? Just say it. Shut the fuck up.

29:17No, it's just like playing along with, I don't know,

29:20the customs of our country or whatever.

29:22The customs of our country? Who are you, Edith fucking Wharton?

29:25I'll be fit in, I'll be whoever you want me to be.

29:27Who do you want me to be?

29:28I'm joking, you've never done that. I've never seen you do that.

29:30If anyone needs to rein it in, it's you.

29:32I do it all the time, I'm always rein it in for you.

29:36But seriously Felix, who are these people?

29:38They're fucking like crazy, fancy freaks.

29:41They're cheerful, but they're not guiding.

29:43They're horny, but they're not warm.

29:45Is this what your family is like?

29:46Please stop talking about my fucking family.

29:48I've asked you to leave that.

29:50I've told you everything there is to know about that,

29:52and every time we talk about it,

29:54you just start talking about yourself.

29:56So you're just like pointing at us.

29:57Oh, really?

29:59I gave so much to you, and I was trying to help you.

30:02It's fine. I mean, let's talk about you then.

30:04You're in there saying old boy and young chap.

30:07I feel like I don't even know you.

30:08It's like, I get it, you went to the Harry Potter school

30:11for like naughty indie boys.

30:11Do you think I like these people?

30:13I don't fucking like these people either, Jess.

30:14Then why are we here?

30:15Because it's who I know.

30:17And for a long time before I met you,

30:18I was very fucking lonely,

30:19so I went to the parties,

30:20and I drank the booze,

30:21and I played the fucking games.

30:23I'm just playing the game, Jess,

30:24like a normal person so I can be around people.

30:26Okay, well, I'm here now,

30:28so why do we have to play the game?

30:31It's not like you're fucking authentic all the time.

30:34When you're around me,

30:35you pretend to be this warm, gushy feelings person,

30:37and then I hear you on the phone with your mom,

30:38and you're like talking about what you ate

30:41and shitting on people that you're mad at.

30:42What the fuck else am I supposed to talk about?

30:45I'm just saying that I feel like it's normal

30:47for people to like adjust their behavior

30:49depending on the situation they're in.

30:52Like, I don't think it's fair for you

30:53to punish me for that.

30:56I was just asking you to be normal

30:58for like one night

30:59because I wanted you to support me

31:00because I don't find these situations

31:01very fucking easy.

31:02I've spent the whole week talking about my feelings,

31:07and in case you haven't noticed,

31:08that's not something I'm very fucking good at.

31:09It's not something anyone in this country

31:11is very good at.

31:12I was just asking you to cut me some fucking slack

31:14for like one night.

31:18All you do is cut yourself slack, Felix.

31:26All right.

31:27Well, if that's how you feel,

31:28then you should like probably just go home or something.

31:30I'll just find my way home in the dark.

31:32That's a vibe.

31:33I just want to stop doing this.

31:35That's all.

31:35You're probably just pissed

31:36because your little ex-girlfriends are in there.

31:38You probably fucking love them fighting over you.

31:40Is it that basic, Jess?

31:41I don't think that's the issue.

31:42Like, I have good relationships with all these people.

31:45Are you kidding me?

31:47They fucking hate you.

31:49They want to put spears in your stomach.

31:50You don't fucking know anything about any of that.

31:52You've met them for like three seconds.

31:54Whatever.

31:55Maybe they're bad girlfriends.

31:56You don't know.

31:57Yeah, like me.

31:58Why are we saying, like, girlfriend?

32:02Like, we're nine years old.

32:03This is so fucking stupid.

32:04This is like such a dumb conversation.

32:06Why are you never saying it?

32:08You don't say it.

32:17The bus is over there, Summer.

32:18Thanks.

32:19See ya.

32:20Please stay.

32:21Yeah, have fucking fun.

32:22This was fun.

32:23Thank you for the talk.

32:24That was really nice.

32:24Thank you for the evening.

32:25I enjoyed it.

32:37Thank God you're still here.

32:39She trained me, Jane.

32:40She trained me well.

32:42Because now, whenever I step into a room,

32:45damn, you're needy.

32:46The first thing I smell before I see it,

32:54before I hear it,

32:55is a girl in need of that kind of love.

33:00And I swoop in,

33:03and for a moment,

33:04I'm her knight in shining armor.

33:05But, little by slowly,

33:09she starts to hate me.

33:11They told me you couldn't be done

33:18Just to recognize

33:20For without hurting anyone

33:22And I'm just running away

33:26I thought I'd

33:29I can't see you later

33:31La, la, la, la, la, la, la

33:34La, la, la, la, la

33:37See you later

33:39I told me you didn't go wrong

33:42I can recognize

33:44It's a little time

33:46And I'm like

33:47I'm just running away

33:49I thought I'd

33:52I can't see you later

33:55I can't see you later

34:06I can't see you later

34:25I can't see you later

34:55I can't see you later

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