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00:00Dear Wendy Jones, London was meant to be different.
00:10I was supposed to be off having intercourse with a handsome stranger in a chic members
00:14club, not setting fire to my life again.
00:17Only this time it's literal.
00:19It's literal fire.
00:20And what happened to you?
00:22Oh, I had an accident.
00:25I'm not maimed, but I am a bit crispy.
00:30Apparently, I can leave my COO.
00:32That stands for country of origin, something you probably don't get because you're dumb.
00:35But I cannot leave my own chaos.
00:46Sarnay?
00:47No, thank you.
00:48No, thank you, nurse on the Sarnay.
00:50I don't need a Sarnay.
00:50I need actual pain medication, like Dilaudin or ketamine or even Demerol at this point.
00:55Just give me an epidural.
00:57I don't care.
00:57Well, you're, um, you do some paracetamol if you're in pain now.
01:00If I'm in pain now, I've been in pain for 24 hours.
01:04I mean, I know my face is stunning and untouched, but I have a horrible burn under my dress.
01:08Do you care?
01:09You have such a nice face, but you're a really, really bad nurse, sister.
01:12I'm not kidding.
01:14I mean, you're giving me pills I could get at a bodega.
01:16I can't give you anything else.
01:17Well, then we'll find ourselves at a standstill.
01:21Oh, but if you come visit me at Angel's Aesthetica in Marlebone, right, on a Monday or a Wednesday,
01:27I do injections there, do, like, Botox, fillers.
01:29I mean, my speciality is a lip flip, and we prescribe Valiums, too.
01:35I will take the sandwich.
01:39Enjoy your Sarnay.
01:41Oh, my gosh.
01:47Come on.
01:48Let's get out of here.
01:49Oh, my God, how did you get in here after?
01:51She's not allowed in here.
01:52Dog's on an on grotto.
01:53Let's go.
01:54What are you doing?
01:55I can't go.
01:56I'm an injured person in an injured place where you take care of injured people, and I have an IV.
02:02Close your eyes.
02:03Close your eyes.
02:04Close your eyes.
02:05Okay.
02:06Ow!
02:06Let's go.
02:07I've got your shoes.
02:08Okay.
02:09One second.
02:09Stop making so much fucking noise.
02:10We don't need this.
02:11Okay.
02:12All right, fine.
02:12I don't know.
02:16I feel like I'm going to stand out or something.
02:19No, no.
02:21Oh, you can check.
02:23Sorry, sir.
02:25Oh, sorry, dude.
02:27Sorry.
02:28Oh, my God.
02:30It's like...
02:31It's like I'm a different instance.
02:34Sorry!
02:36I didn't sign anything.
02:37Are the police going to come after me?
02:38National Health Service's queen.
02:41Oh.
02:41Do you know what that is?
02:43We all got a proper email about it during COVID.
02:45It's quite a big deal here.
02:47Are you driving with me or what?
02:49Oh, fuck.
02:51You don't have to be so aggressive to me about it.
02:54It's a simple mistake.
02:55Cold?
02:56Oh, my God.
02:59Oh, my God.
02:59Fuck it.
03:00Oh, fuck.
03:01Sorry.
03:01Sorry.
03:02Let me get this out of the way.
03:03Oh.
03:04Wow.
03:04There's a lot of...
03:05Sorry, dog.
03:06There's a bit ashy in here.
03:07Stuff going on.
03:08There's a lot of cans down there.
03:11Thirsty.
03:11Sorry.
03:12Don't worry about that noise.
03:13That's just...
03:14I think the battery's running out or something.
03:16But...
03:16Should we be driving this car?
03:18It's like...
03:19Yeah.
03:19It's been in my car for ages.
03:20Okay, I guess we're not buckling up.
03:24Wow.
03:25Smoking near a burn victim.
03:26That's really bold of you.
03:27I mean, being a burn victim is pretty retro.
03:31Okay.
03:35You know, it's funny because you set yourself on fire
03:39and I want to set this car on fire.
03:42What?
03:43How?
03:45It's just like a big night.
03:46It's not actually an interesting night.
03:48Just for the record, I didn't light myself on fire.
03:52Fire lit me on fire, so...
03:55Okay.
03:56I'm so sorry that he's smoking.
03:59You hate this, though.
04:01Fucking hell.
04:01What?
04:02Fuck you.
04:03Fuck you.
04:03It's gone.
04:04She hates it.
04:06I can't believe that I trusted a guy I met at a bar with my princess.
04:12We didn't meet at a bar.
04:13We met at a pub.
04:14Why?
04:15We met at a pub?
04:16Okay.
04:16You want a scone, governor?
04:18Yeah, right.
04:18So that is, just so you know, the most annoying genre of American humor.
04:22Just like saying what we've said back to us, but in a way that he stands for it.
04:26You're not charmed by me?
04:28That is a really needy question.
04:30I'm not needy.
04:31It's a needy question.
04:32I'm not.
04:33That's a needy question.
04:34You're needy.
04:34I don't need anything.
04:35I'm a chill little girl.
04:36I'm normal chill.
04:38I'm independent.
04:38I don't need any validation from you.
04:40I don't need a good tea.
04:51Thanks.
04:52I love night tea.
04:54I would normally try to hide this look from you, you know?
04:57But fuck it.
04:58This is who I am.
05:00I wear a pioneer nightgown.
05:01If I was a superhero, this would be my costume.
05:04What would your name be, though?
05:05Or like, what would your superpower be?
05:08I guess the name Pioneer Woman and the power eroding boundaries.
05:12Nice.
05:15Oh, fuck.
05:16It's already 5 a.m.
05:17I have to get up in a couple hours for work.
05:20You hungry, by the way?
05:22Do you want one of these?
05:24What is that?
05:25Jaffa cake.
05:27You don't know what a jaffa cake is?
05:29It's basically like a melange of chocolate and orange on the top, and then on the bottom,
05:33it's like, well, actually, there was a bit of an outcry about the name of them, because
05:40basically, they tax biscuits, but they don't tax cakes.
05:45So, basically, the jaffa cake people had to go to court to, like, prove that they're cakes,
05:50because they do sort of seem like biscuits, but they come in a sleeve.
05:55Full trivia.
05:56Yeah, just a bit of a Felix fact.
05:58I actually really like trivia.
05:59It makes me feel sort of calm, but also kind of weirdly powerful.
06:07Hmm.
06:12Why did you come back?
06:17Er, don't know.
06:29I'm going to take off my big dress.
06:52You have, like, a lot of layers on it.
06:54It looks like you're going snowboarding or something.
06:57No, it's fine.
06:58So why are you wearing it?
07:00If it was my diamond.
07:01Oh.
07:01Okay.
07:01No, it's fine.
07:12No, it's fine.
07:17No, it's fine.
07:19No, it's fine.
07:22Are you in painie, okay?
07:30Oh, let's find out.
07:33Okay.
07:45Thanks.
07:52It doesn't hurt, like I'm not pushing on the burn best now.
07:58No.
07:59It'd be better if I, like, come on.
08:00Yeah, no, I just have to stop talking.
08:03I just want to be distracted, okay?
08:05Okay.
08:06You're, like, acting like you're on a talk show.
08:08Sure.
08:22Well, that's a lot of eye contact.
08:24You don't like eye contact?
08:25No, I mean, I don't hate it.
08:26It's just, I don't know, maybe more of a third date thing in this country.
08:31How the, how would an English girl do it?
08:40This is how I steal your soul.
08:44You have to look at me.
08:48I've never had sex before.
08:50Fuck you.
08:50This is my first time.
08:52Fuck you.
09:02Whoa.
09:04You look really different to how you did yesterday.
09:07How so?
09:09I don't know, like, manager of a bank or something?
09:13A bank manager?
09:14Yeah, but in a good way.
09:16I have a job.
09:17I can't just wear whatever I want.
09:19I can't, like, wear a tutu or something.
09:21Well, neither can I.
09:23You have to wear shoes in most places these days, don't you?
09:25I mean, what am I supposed to wear?
09:27Like, a big, big t-shirt like you?
09:28Hey, I like this t-shirt.
09:30It's cozy.
09:31Mm-mm.
09:31It just sort of makes my head look small.
09:33Have you noticed?
09:34Mm-mm.
09:34It has, like, a tiny head effect.
09:35Yeah, I love the tiny head effect.
09:37It's just so hot.
09:38It looks like it's on a stick.
09:39It's making me wet.
09:40I'm going to slip out of my business suit.
09:42Um, so do you think you're going to go, or?
09:49Yeah, at some point.
09:51Okay.
09:52Good to know.
09:53Make yourself comfortable.
09:56Should I see you again, or?
09:58I mean, I think it would be kind of weird if you spent all day in my house and then I
10:02didn't see you again.
10:03One hour.
10:04Or, like, four hours, maybe.
10:06Okay, I'll get out of your hair, then.
10:08What is your job, by the way?
10:10I'm a stripper.
10:11I was on a plane with the wine.
10:13You can call me Whitley.
10:14I call the hell mine.
10:16Listen, I'm the baddest in the school.
10:17The baddest in the game.
10:18I'm the good.
10:18What's going on?
10:19Excuse me, honey, but nobody's in my lane.
10:21When you was in New York, you was fucking a Yankee.
10:23I was fucking with bass.
10:25I was pitching to Frankie.
10:26These bitches so cranky.
10:27Rid him a hanky.
10:28My mommy, I'm cold.
10:30Give me my black.
10:31So, we got this.
10:33It's ours.
10:35When we say Pippin Partners Christmas advert,
10:38what we're really talking about is a moment in the year.
10:42One single moment when the culture comes together.
10:46You see, this is not some posh, woke, John Lewis bullshit.
10:50This is populist and pure.
10:53That's why we're so excited to have Rita Ora.
10:57Mmm.
10:57My Albanian Duchess.
10:59The thing I love about Rita as Santa
11:02is we're subverting expectation while playing into it totally.
11:06She is exactly what Santa is not.
11:08We still have to make it nice and feminist.
11:12Josie, you can handle that, can't you?
11:14You know about that stuff.
11:15Sure.
11:15Yeah, I'll relish that opportunity.
11:17I want you to get Santa McCartney on the calendar for this week.
11:20She's expressed an interest in collaborating on the Santa Bikini.
11:27Santa Bikini.
11:28I am screaming.
11:31Um.
11:32Oh, and of course, welcome to...
11:35Jessica.
11:36Jessica.
11:37A new line producer all the way from New York.
11:40Yeah, I mean, it's such an honour.
11:42I feel like I'm going to be a part of...
11:43Yeah, all very well.
11:45I prepared a little something.
11:46Uh, I trust that, uh, you're settling in.
11:50Of course, if you need anything at all, just ask.
11:52Well, not me, but, you know, someone.
11:54I'm Josie.
11:55It's nice to meet you.
11:56Nice to meet you.
11:57Nice hat.
11:59It is so good to see you.
12:01We worked together in the New York office.
12:04Um, you were the creative director
12:05on the Converse-Avril Lavigne campaign.
12:08Yeah.
12:09You know, um, I've been here almost a year,
12:12and honestly, it's so hard for me to remember my whole life.
12:17Sorry.
12:17It's not about you.
12:18It's about me.
12:19It's about America.
12:20You get it.
12:21Kim's expat social media has massively taken off.
12:24It's crazy.
12:25You've got to follow at Font Voyage.
12:28I'm boss, by the way.
12:29I started out here as Kim's assistant.
12:30He is still, in fact, my assistant.
12:32It's been really hard not to just get swept up
12:34into ideating lately,
12:36especially since I published my experimental PDF novel
12:38to much acclaim.
12:39Seriously, sales have gone fucking insane.
12:42I was able to buy a Balenciaga fanny pack
12:44with the proceeds.
12:45Which he lost at a Raven-Dalston.
12:47I didn't lose it.
12:48I gifted it to that cost of Anthrapple,
12:50and it was Vauxhall.
12:52Anyway.
12:56Oh, my God.
12:57Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
12:58Did you see that?
12:59He's obsessed with me.
12:59It's crazy.
13:00He's, like, married to a woman.
13:02He's got BCE, seriously, big, closeted energy.
13:07Meanwhile, Kim wants to lick out his assistant.
13:09I'm calling HR.
13:10I'm calling HR back on you, honey.
13:12How queer are you?
13:13Oh, no, not really gay.
13:16I mean, I love gay people and everything that's maybe one day
13:20I will be, but I'm actually seeing someone here in London,
13:24this really, like, cool guy.
13:25He's this indie musician that I met at a pub,
13:29really tall guy.
13:31Wow, an indie musician who plays at pubs for a tuppence
13:35and you hit one of those.
13:35She don't like her eggs all runny
13:39She thinks crossing her legs is funny
13:42She looks down, her nose have money
13:46She gets it
13:47I just encourage everyone to make a list
14:13of everything they want to experience
14:15before we're living in a fucking dystopia.
14:18Hug a polar bear
14:19Kiss a butterfly
14:21As much as I'd like to help Belinda
14:24locate a butterfly's mouth
14:26we are here for a purpose
14:27to discuss an emissions protest
14:29that can actually make an impact
14:31Okay
14:32Er, excuse me
14:33What about
14:34Felix?
14:36Felix?
14:37Mm-hmm
14:37What's up?
14:40Felix
14:40My lust for Belinda is sickening
14:43Her body is like a tanned dolphin
14:46arcing out of the water
14:46I feel really dirty about it
14:48but, um
14:49She's, like, 20 years old
14:50In fact, she, like
14:51she's literally 20 years old
14:52As if you don't shack plenty of 20
14:54I'm a decade younger than you, mate
14:56Once you're more than 10 years older
14:57I've got some news for you
14:58We are all daddy
15:00Why are you doing this again?
15:03They eat your food
15:04They fuck up your furniture
15:05Someone's taking the door off my bedroom
15:07I do it because
15:08I want to build a better world
15:09for the children
15:09that I'm not ready to have yet
15:11and may never want
15:12Listen
15:12Do I want to get laid
15:14after the years
15:15of frigid hell
15:16my ex-wife put me through
15:17before ultimately leaving
15:19to then go and live on a barge?
15:21Yes
15:21You gonna ask me how I am?
15:23How are you, Felix?
15:25If I tell you what's on my mind
15:26are you gonna be nice about it
15:27or do you think
15:28you're gonna be a dick about it?
15:29Oh, well, that depends on what you tell me
15:30I think I met someone
15:34Well
15:37Er, you
15:38And?
15:39Er, well, you always think
15:41you've met someone?
15:41I think
15:42it might be different this time
15:44Since
15:46the last one
15:48Just stop being a dick about it
15:50I'm not being a dick
15:51I'm protecting
15:52I saw the smell out as well
15:52There's a fucking smell now
15:54Hey
15:58Whatcha doing?
16:00Oh, um
16:01Just comparing prices
16:02on two soundstages
16:03of course
16:03Mmm, fun
16:05I'm making a playlist
16:06for my friend
16:07She just got dumped
16:08by Cruise Beckham
16:09which is pretty much
16:09the lowest thing
16:10that's ever happened to anyone
16:11Do you wanna hear?
16:12Um, oh
16:12You probably don't want my take
16:14Me and my ex-boy
16:14said I had horrible taste
16:15to music
16:16It's not your fault
16:17I ruined everything
16:19And it's not your fault
16:21I can't be what you need
16:23Baby
16:24Angels like you
16:26can fly down here with me
16:29I'm everything
16:31they said I would need
16:33What?
16:36It's nothing
16:37I just
16:37It's not real music
16:39It's manufactured bullshit
16:41Come on
16:42You're too smart
16:43I don't have to fall for that
16:43I'm not falling for anything
16:46She's on a different level
16:47I mean
16:48She is commentary
16:49on the manufactured pop star
16:51She's been commenting on it
16:53since her Disney days
16:54What?
16:56She is
16:57Don't make me feel stupid
17:00for loving things
17:01Oh, sad
17:03But what about this new guy
17:04you're seeing?
17:05Do we like him?
17:06Can we trust him?
17:07Is he for real?
17:08Or is he like
17:08a trauma bonder
17:10gaslighter
17:11narcissist
17:11tender swindler?
17:13Oh, uh
17:14He's
17:15nice
17:16He's just that
17:16kind of guy
17:17He's really kind
17:19How long have you known him?
17:20Like two days
17:21Like two days
17:22She's known him two days
17:24A lot of life can happen
17:25in two days
17:26Then it's two weeks
17:28Then it's two years
17:30You live a life
17:31full of
17:32love
17:33And then one day
17:35he says
17:37he wants
17:38a baby
17:38And you say
17:39I'm not sure
17:40Then he meets
17:42a barista
17:43in Silver Lake
17:44and she gets pregnant
17:45and
17:46I mean
17:46this kind of thing
17:48can happen
17:48even if someone
17:49who looks like me
17:50Um, sorry
17:52Apologies
17:52Excuse me
17:53Oh, no, no, no
17:54Carry on
17:55I encourage feelings
17:58Good, because I have a few
17:59I had to break up
18:01with my ex
18:01a while ago
18:02He did not have
18:03the emotional intelligence
18:04necessary
18:05to deal with
18:06dating someone
18:07whose love language
18:08is being a bitch
18:09in a fun way
18:09Listen, what we're saying
18:13is don't get too comfortable
18:15too quickly, right?
18:16Stay vigilant
18:17Seriously
18:18Me and Kim are going out later
18:19It's actually
18:20international outfit
18:20of the day, day
18:21It's my favourite holiday
18:23Come with
18:24There'll be fun people
18:25that I met
18:26on the Looking for Friends
18:26setting on Raya
18:27Mm-hmm
18:28An artisanal e-cigarette designer
18:29The guy who supplies
18:30cobalt to Cartier
18:32This ripped footballer
18:33we know
18:33who's, like, obsessed
18:35sexually obsessed
18:36with intellectual women
18:37So, like, don't set your life on fire
18:39for a rando you met
18:40on the street
18:40Fuck a different rando
18:41Thanks, guys
18:43That makes me feel amazing
18:44Yeah
18:45I want to stop the chaos, Wendy
18:47And when I trust my own instincts
18:49chaos always follows
18:51I mean, these people
18:52must know better than me
18:53Everyone knows better than me
18:55It's coming your way, mate
18:56Watch out
18:56Oh, right, yeah, okay
18:57The Great Wall of Peckham
18:58Sorry
19:02Yeah, you haven't felt like this before
19:04Not since the folk singer
19:05or the, uh
19:06corset designer
19:08or the Ukrainian refugee influencer
19:10They all feel so different
19:11and then inevitably
19:12it's too real
19:13and you're scared to end it
19:15so you stay with them for six months
19:16and get a second girlfriend
19:17Hey, never a second girlfriend
19:19Yeah, but what about Linnea
19:20or Nadia?
19:20Have you broken up with them?
19:22Linnea, uh
19:23left the pub in a huff
19:24because, uh
19:25she wanted to go to a restaurant
19:26with proper cloth napkins
19:27or something
19:28Fair enough
19:28Nadia, I think, is on holiday
19:30with her gran
19:30All right
19:31But she hasn't texted me
19:32more than, like
19:33I don't know
19:34once or twice a day
19:35Naughty boy
19:37No pub for you
19:38You know what you have to do
19:39if you really think
19:40this is so different
19:40All right, fine
19:42Fine
19:43I'll do that
19:45Well, hi
19:58Sorry to drop by
19:59I just wanted to say
20:01Oh, so you come here
20:02for your punishment
20:03I don't
20:04I know you're game, mister
20:09Act like you don't give a shit
20:11Try and pull me closer
20:13Do you, though?
20:13Do you, though?
20:14Because I've been trying to say
20:15that my circumstances have changed
20:17and I'm sort of trying to
20:18That's really tight
20:18Hey, okay
20:19I'm trying to change with them
20:21Things don't feel like they've changed
20:25You've got a big erect penis
20:29Yep
20:30You're obsessed with me
20:32And that makes you angry
20:35You're like
20:35Wow, she's everything I thought
20:39I never deserved
20:40So you run
20:41And you act poorly
20:43Just to spit in the face
20:45of a blessing
20:45Well
20:45What the fuck?
20:48Do you just spit on my chin?
20:52Leah, I think I might have met someone else
20:54Yeah
20:54That's perfect
20:56No, as in, like, Leah?
20:58No, no
20:58Yeah, it's getting better
21:00Thank you for your support
21:01It's all good
21:02The world needs more kindness
21:04And, you know
21:05Whether you did it on purpose
21:06I don't care
21:07But you still deserve empathy
21:08And that's why I'm here
21:09I didn't do it on purpose
21:10How come as soon as
21:11An intense woman meets a flame
21:13People yell, witch?
21:14I'm actually just
21:15Heading out, so
21:16Yeah?
21:18Bit of romance?
21:20What's her name?
21:22His name is
21:23Football player
21:24He's a football player
21:25But it's never going to work out
21:27I mean, I have the muscle tone
21:28Of a newborn, so
21:29Oh, listen
21:30Don't be nervous
21:32Do not be nervous
21:33Listen to me
21:34Wags
21:34Have curves
21:36And you've got a BBA
21:37Big, beautiful arse
21:39So, just relax
21:41And, uh, actually
21:42I can teach you
21:43Some English slang
21:44Okay, I have to
21:45Yeah, you can use it
21:45Use it on your day
21:46Really, really impressive
21:47Um
21:48Blosser
21:51Do you know that one?
21:53Yeah
21:53One of them
21:54Yeah, that's helpful
21:57Thank you
21:57Get your leg over
21:58It's having sex
21:59Cottaging
22:00Never heard of that
22:01So that's what George Michael
22:02Went to jail for
22:03But this was before
22:04He went
22:04He drove his car
22:05Into a Snappy Snaps
22:06In Hampstead
22:07Okay, do you have
22:10All the things
22:10That you came with?
22:11Do you know what companies?
22:13Let's get going
22:14Let's get out of here
22:15Okay
22:15It's really fancy
22:17She needs a lip
22:18She needs a lip
22:19She needs a lip
22:19Like now
22:20Like right now
22:21How many lipsticks?
22:22You look like a cartoon secretary
22:23What's going on with you?
22:24Thank you
22:25Open
22:25Is that padded?
22:26No
22:26That's weirder
22:27Take off your tights
22:28Take off the tights
22:29Can I approach the
22:30Consent to approach
22:31Top
22:31Top
22:31I'm going to take it from there
22:33I'm going to take it from there
22:33I'm going to take it from there
22:33I'm going to take it from there
22:35Whoa
22:35Whoa
22:36Whoa
22:36Whoa
22:37Whoa
22:38Yeah
22:38Whoa
22:39Yo, Tim man
22:41Mr. Jump On right here
22:42Been born for a minute
22:43Now I'm back
22:44Mr. Jump On
22:44Goons in a club case
22:46I'm Jump On
22:47You're back up
22:48For the high
22:48But the pump
22:49In the graveyard
22:50Is where you feel
22:51Jump On
22:51hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi this is Jessica hi nice to meet you nice to meet
23:01you too mm-hmm I'm Pavel okay yeah I play for Leighton Orient but my passion
23:09project is the is the line of denim I'm working on for oh man but all right so
23:19what are you about well first of all congratulations on your
23:22accomplishments a line of denim what hey I know you're nervous to be around
23:27someone so structurally attractive but he can sense sarcasm that does translate so
23:32cool it okay kidding that's awesome yeah football what the hell is that hard I
23:39don't know much about that is it hard yeah it's hard I kick the ball and I can
23:44pay for my ex's band every month even though she's living with my
23:48cousin damn that's ice cold yeah totally my ex doesn't drive he has
23:55spatial awareness issues but um it doesn't matter who cares I'm not thinking about
24:01him I'm thinking about you who cares get to know you over this amazing dinner all
24:09right then so hey you're funny know that really what did I say that was funny yeah you you make
24:19funny funny faces hey who am I yeah something like that I love your intonations
24:27really yeah like how you're saying that thank you what she said she said she likes me can't wait to
24:35have anal sex with you have anal sex with you cool I'm kidding kidding be crazy if we had
24:43anal sex on the first date that we met you can't say that anal is crazy I've never done it not that I
24:50would never but I just so it's gross thing just gross I don't think it's gross I just think I should
24:56you know take a class or something first what is happening now oh you think that's funny you think
25:05that's funny not kind of laughing it's not funny it's not fucking funny you pathetic baby man
25:11you don't like me oh you don't respect me so why why have you been hanging around hey
25:26I'm not dumb okay I know you don't really like me no one likes me that's not true I bet your mum
25:40likes you like she probably loves you I fucking hate this plume
25:46you're a nice guy okay but next time you date someone and you realize that they're not for you
25:56don't pretend and slowly back out the door because I could feel you going
26:02um could you please untie my feet the feet bits sorry
26:15come here come here come here now yeah
26:29I'm sorry okay
26:36I'm sorry that was like all of it was all really like super hot and sexy I just
26:47really yeah like so mad impressive like you're so like just in it and
26:55really try it hi Jason you're right my parents aren't proud but that's because like 16% of
27:06the American population they're addicts but my grandma's super proud because I just bought
27:12her a house oh also say hi to your dad because we've been fucking and I'm your step mommy now
27:18here's a thing Wendy I used to be afraid that the crisis was coming for me and now I'm realizing
27:28what if I am the crisis and you know if I just toned it down or if I just speak when spoken to
27:36or just behave in general maybe I could keep it at bay Jessica
27:41oh one hi one second
27:48hey hi what are you talking to your son you're like an M. Night Shyamalan movie in there are you good
27:58um yeah no it's it's not what it looks like I I just make these little videos on my phone
28:03it's technically social media videos but my account is private so it's just for me just a way to express
28:09myself you know let it loose just wait for me to let loose dear Wendy Jones today would have been
28:15seven my seventh anniversary I imagine myself encircled in roses in a luxury hotel in the Caribbean
28:22but instead I'm like the goth boy in American Beauty filming all the garbage I so deeply relate to
28:28so I let it it thank you that actually means a lot to me who is Wendy fiction non-fiction
28:37she's your sister and she died or something I'm no no no my sister's alive she's just like really
28:43severely depressed Wendy is my ex's fiance your ex fiance no no my um ex's fiance uh the woman that he left
28:52me for um and the worst part is that I can't even hate her because she pulled herself out of foster care
28:58by the bootstraps and um she has really unique awesome style she's really beautiful woman she's a
29:05beautiful woman it's as simple as that you can hate her you don't need a zoom no you can definitely
29:12hate her and and you talk to her and you like that it feels nice talking to the woman that your ex
29:20is digging down I'm genuinely asking because for me the math they don't math yeah I mean in my head
29:28she's talking back she's saying things back sometimes yeah always all the time she's always like
29:33you know you seem intense and and really worked up but this shows me you're doing an excellent job of
29:43keeping it on lock in public um I'm just trying to do what I can to survive huh I know the feeling
29:50uh I'll see you out there yeah Kim I literally don't know which way is up anymore
29:56sorry I'm such a fucking mess um you're not a mess you're you're a work in progress
30:04it's simple you just listen to yourself yeah thank you Kim I would hug you but you're almost
30:10out the door I'll just hug you in my mind hugging back oh here you are what did I miss
30:20hmm you've gone for a long time you were pooping no I wasn't pooping um I was doing
30:30it doesn't matter doesn't matter are you okay mocking me because you're a messy one aren't you
30:39me yeah I look at you at your lips
30:46sorry I mean I just um I hate that word like a dust that's risen in popularity in the last five years
30:56I mean you know everyone being like I'm a mess this shit's messy women online being like
31:02I'm a mess I choose chaos but would a man ever be told that he's a mess no thank you Pavel I mean
31:11a quick bathroom google showed me that you have a wife and two-year-old twins and yet here you are
31:16hoping to fuck one of us is it me we don't know yet actually my twins are three years old okay that's
31:26fucking messy and yet you get a freebie right because why because you never let yourself on fire
31:32something that I also haven't done obviously so yeah I guess by the world's standards I'm messy
31:38but actually I'm a work in progress because I know who I am and I know what I want
31:43and I'm listening to myself right Kim I didn't mean for you to start immediately but go off
31:52she goes hard in the paint you know what the guy that I've been seeing for the last 46 hours
31:57he doesn't care he doesn't care and if that makes him a love bombing gaslighter then okay
32:03I guess then I guess I am dating a love bomber I mean I guess yeah I guess I choose chaos
32:11or actually you know what chaos chose me because I'm fucking irresistible
32:16she's amazing actually yeah she's amazing
32:23she's amazing
32:52I don't think she likes wearing that.
33:02How do you know that?
33:04Just a vibe.
33:06I think she's a naturist.
33:09What's a naturist like, David Attenborough?
33:12No, a naturist is someone who gets naked for sport.
33:15Hi, by the way.
33:15Hi.
33:16Sorry, that was weird.
33:17I think you mean a nudist.
33:19Like my dad's friend Skip used to get naked and jump in the pool and freak us all out.
33:24Uh, no, that sounds to me like Skip was just a full-on pervert.
33:28Yeah.
33:28Yeah.
33:29Well, women need to be careful of perverts and Tinder swindlers and love bombers.
33:34Oh, yeah, what is that?
33:36Someone explained love bombing to me the other day, but I didn't really get it.
33:40Isn't it just like being really nice to someone?
33:42Oh, my God.
33:44I do not...
33:44I can't do this with you.
33:46I can't do the emotional labor of explaining this.
33:49Are you a love bomber?
33:50Are you going to, like, buy me a piano?
33:52Uh, no.
33:54I did make you a mix, though.
33:56Is that allowed?
33:59Do you want to listen to it?
34:00I don't, like, know anything about music.
34:10I like girly bullshit, so don't expect me to, like, tell you what I think about it, okay?
34:14All you have to do is listen to it.
34:17Okay.
34:18I'm going to give you the controls.
34:20Is that comfortable?
34:21Mm-hmm.
34:23And if you don't like a song, just skip it, all right?
34:26All right.
34:26Oh, the sinking's found
34:43Quarter-tying me up
34:50There is a feeling I love
35:08Buried in my brow
35:13I have no reason to run
35:19I see no reason
35:24Are you with me now?
35:28Oh, are you with me now?
35:40Oh, it's not impossible
35:53It's not impossible
35:59It's not impossible
36:00It's not unusual
36:05Baby
36:08To feel a shadow
36:11In time
36:13There is a feeling I love
36:18Buried in my brow
36:23Buried in my brow
36:24I have no reason
36:29To run
36:30I see no reason
36:35Are you with me now?
36:39Oh, are you with me now?
36:43Oh, are you with me now?
36:48Oh, are you with me now?
36:55Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
36:58Oh, are you with me now?