King Of The Hill Season 2 Episode 6 Husky Bobby
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00:00You know what?
00:29I like shell ones because I can always find something I like.
00:35Like those work shoes.
00:37A fella could get a lot of work done in shoes like that.
00:41Do you think those earrings would look nice on me, Hank?
00:44You gotta think practical, Peggy.
00:47Earrings don't keep you warm.
00:54I can't get these to work.
00:58Come on, son. It's not like there's a science to doing up your pants.
01:03Try to work with these, honey. They're on sale.
01:06Excuse me. Can you show us how to operate these pants? We're having some trouble.
01:12Oh, well, can I talk to you privately for a moment?
01:19I'm wondering if maybe... Oh, gee, how do I put this?
01:23Well, maybe it's not quite the right time in your son's life for shell wins.
01:27What are you talking about?
01:29Well, I just wonder if he might feel a bit more at home at a store like H. Dumpty's.
01:34What's H. Dumpty's?
01:37H. Dumpty's is a store with special sizes for special kids.
01:41Are you talking about a fat kid's store?
01:44Oh, well, that word won't win you any friends at H. Dumpty's.
01:47Do you really think Bobby is special in that way?
01:54Ma'am, for his height, your son is a very special child.
01:58Well, let's go tell Bobby he's fat.
02:02No, Hank. This is a very sensitive situation for a little boy.
02:07We have to break it to him gently.
02:13Where are we going?
02:15Well, we are going to a place called H. Dumpty's, Bobby.
02:20What's that? A restaurant?
02:23It's a clothing store.
02:25Oh, a different kind of clothing store.
02:28How is it different?
02:30Well, every snowflake is different in its own beautiful, God-given way.
02:38Right, Hank?
02:39Uh, sure.
02:41Some are a whole lot bigger than others.
02:44But that does not make them any less beautiful.
02:49Are you taking me to the vet?
02:56Now, this is my kind of store.
02:59Mm-hmm. So many overalls.
03:02Bun colors, too. Just super.
03:04You'd never guess they could stretch as they do and still keep their shape.
03:09Must be using some sort of advanced polymer.
03:13What do you think about that, boy?
03:15Why do they have to expand so much?
03:19Oh, I don't know.
03:20For sports and skateboarding and things like that.
03:24A juvenile is always stretching his clothes, you see.
03:28These kids don't look like they like sports.
03:35Oh, sure they do.
03:37They're wearing sneakers and baseball caps, aren't they?
03:40This is a fat kid's store.
03:44Oh, Bobby, we love you so much.
03:47Oh, Lord.
03:49I don't want to be here.
03:52Now, son, come on. It's no big deal.
03:54We're just shopping for clothes.
03:56You've got nothing to feel bad about.
03:58In fact, you should be proud.
04:01You should be proud of who you are.
04:03Yes, proud, because you are different.
04:06And being different is the best thing in the whole wide world.
04:11Is that true, Dad?
04:15Uh, uh, it sure is, son.
04:19It sure is.
04:20What do you think?
04:27I think I have never seen such a handsome young man in all of my life.
04:34These shorts fit.
04:37There's no lines.
04:41Hey, I'm dressed like a football coach.
04:44You call that a block?
04:48Look at me.
04:49I'm a minister.
04:52That's terrific, son.
04:57Excuse me.
04:59I'm Hal Dumpty, the owner here at H. Dumpty's.
05:03I couldn't help noticing you, son.
05:05I'm sorry for the disruption.
05:07I'll give him a talking to.
05:09No, no, no.
05:10I love his enthusiasm.
05:12You do?
05:13Mm-hmm.
05:14I want you to know, son,
05:15you look great in my clothes.
05:18We're about to put an ad in the Arlen bystander.
05:21I'd like him to model for us.
05:23You want my son to be a fashion model?
05:27Sure.
05:27Why not?
05:28Yeah, Dad.
05:29Why not?
05:30Uh, because.
05:33Uh, because we're very, very busy.
05:37That's why.
05:37We've got a lot to do today.
05:40Well, the photo shoot's not until tomorrow.
05:42We have even less time then.
05:45Well, what are we doing tomorrow, Hank?
05:47Something very special.
05:49I didn't have time to tell you about it.
05:51That's how little time we have.
05:53This is a fat kid's door.
05:59Oh, Lord.
06:04Hey, Luanne.
06:06Don't I look handsome?
06:07Something looks different about you.
06:10Did I cut your hair?
06:11I got new clothes.
06:13Watch this.
06:15No rips.
06:16We found a better store for me.
06:18All this time, I thought I was an extra, extra large.
06:22But that's why my clothes never fit right.
06:25Turns out, I'm a medium.
06:28Guess what else?
06:29They even wanted to take my picture and be in an ad on account of how handsome I look.
06:37You mean they want you to model?
06:40Bobby, this is a dream come true.
06:43It is?
06:44Oh, yeah.
06:46Bobby, models are some of the happiest people on earth.
06:51I like being happy.
06:53Do you have someone to do your hair?
06:55I don't even have a ride.
06:57Well, I can drive you.
06:59I'll be your driver slash stylist.
07:02I'm working towards getting my lessons in both.
07:06Hey, this isn't a restaurant review.
07:10It's a paid advertisement.
07:12Dad, a man took pictures of me.
07:14What?
07:15I was a model for the H-Dumpties ad.
07:18What?
07:19I thought we agreed I was too busy for you to model.
07:22Luanne took me.
07:25Oh.
07:27Oh, yeah.
07:32That's my favorite, too.
07:34That's the one that's going to be in tomorrow's paper tomorrow.
07:39Oh.
07:43If you run that ad in your paper, my son could never go back to school.
07:49You've seen his picture.
07:50You can tell he's not very good with his fists.
07:53Oh.
08:17Oh.
08:19Uh.
08:19Morning, Bill.
08:20Did you come over to have breakfast with me because you thought I was lonely?
08:27Uh, sure.
08:29All right.
08:31I'll start grating the potatoes.
08:33You know, uh, I don't know if you really want to make too big of a deal out of this, Bobby.
08:48Why not?
08:49I got my picture taken.
08:51I made $40.
08:52And they let me keep the underwear.
08:55I'm still wearing it, Dad.
08:58Uh-huh.
08:59Okie dokie.
09:01Well, thank you very much for calling.
09:03We, we certainly will.
09:05Okay.
09:06Bye-bye.
09:07Well, that was the second biggest talent agent in all of Ireland.
09:12He says he saw the ad and he wants to meet us.
09:16He says he can get Bobby lots of work.
09:18Wow.
09:19Where do I sign?
09:20Uh, Peggy.
09:22Why are you encouraging Bobby?
09:29I'm trying to contain an outbreak here and you're driving the monkey to the airport.
09:34What is the harm in letting Bobby do something that makes him feel good about himself?
09:39What's the harm?
09:41Peggy, kids always victimize the one who's different.
09:46Believe me, I know.
09:47Hey, fatty.
09:52You are fat.
09:55Well, times have changed, thank goodness.
09:58In today's world, we celebrate our differences.
10:01Don't you watch TV?
10:03You know very well I watch TV.
10:06Well, maybe you should watch a little more closely.
10:09The daytime talk shows are just full of people who are standing up and saying,
10:13I am different.
10:15I am proud of it.
10:17Get used to it.
10:18Woo!
10:19I'm not saying Bobby shouldn't be proud.
10:22I'm just saying he should keep it to himself.
10:25And if that means one day he ends up on Oprah with nothing to say, well then so be it.
10:31Hank, shh.
10:32Look.
10:33Look how happy he is.
10:35I got my birth certificate, a leaf I found, and now this.
10:42Oh.
10:43Do you really want to take that away from him?
10:46Hey, take a seat.
10:53Can I get you something?
10:54Water?
10:56It's in a bottle?
10:58When you reach the top, son, you'll find most everything is.
11:03Miss Hill?
11:03Oh, I'm not thirsty now, but thank you.
11:06The H-Tumpty's ad was a great start.
11:10But I think with the right handling, you could be the next Andy Maynard.
11:15Hey, I've seen that guy.
11:17He likes a Sunday, even on a Monday.
11:20I didn't even know he was real.
11:23Oh.
11:23He's real, all right.
11:25As in real hot.
11:27Next week, I got him headlining at the Little Junior Plus Fashion Show.
11:31Is that something Bobby could do?
11:34One step at a time, Mrs. Hill.
11:37There's a catalog shoot tomorrow for Caulfields of Texas.
11:41They're launching a new line of clothing called Gravitas.
11:45I want that account.
11:50Hey there, son.
11:51What do you say we toss the old pigskin around?
11:55Get a little exercise?
11:57No, I don't think so, Dad.
11:59I got a catalog shoot coming up.
12:02I gotta watch my shape.
12:04Tell you what.
12:05You play a little catch with your old man this afternoon,
12:08and I'll buy you that album you want by those guys I hate.
12:13Thanks, but I already got it.
12:15My agent gave me an advance.
12:17I also got that bike helmet you said you'd buy me if my grades improved.
12:24Oh, raked and bagged, Bobby.
12:27Thanks, Mr. Don't Tree.
12:28No, thank you, sir.
12:32Hey, hey.
12:35Ranking the yard is your job, Bobby.
12:38I know, but I got a career to think about now.
12:42The yard is raked,
12:43but this peanut butter's not gonna eat itself.
12:47Well, back to work.
12:53Well, we're off to the photo shoot, Hank.
12:56See you there later.
12:57Photo shoot?
12:58What's this about a photo shoot?
13:01Uh, nothing.
13:04I'm just, uh,
13:06getting some family portraits taken.
13:08Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
13:20I'm funny.
13:23Yeah, man, I tell you what, man,
13:24Hank gets all prettied up in that old little combing's hair on off to the side, man.
13:29I'm gonna look like that, like, get my good side, man.
13:31He's a dang old pretty sissy down like that.
13:34You know, you guys ought to watch it, making fun of people like that.
13:39You could hurt their feelings.
14:04Bobby!
14:06Hey, Dad! You're just in time. We're coming off of five and now we're gonna shoot another set-up.
14:23Grab a plate and settle. That means be quiet.
14:27Do you have any idea how you look?
14:30On camera or off, because they're two very different things.
14:34Hank, can we please have it quiet?
14:37Carlo is a little upset today. He had a spat with Orlando. I am learning so much.
14:46Yoo-hoo! Over here, Hank.
14:48My God, Peggy, I feel like I've died and gone to New York.
14:53Come on, this is very exciting. I think Bobby may have found his calling.
14:58The director wants to put Bobby in the Little Junior Plus fashion show.
15:04The Little Junior what?
15:06Plus! It's this weekend.
15:09Now, Orlando says they're going to broadcast it on Arlen Cable Access.
15:13But don't tell Carlo.
15:14Oh, no. Don't tell Carlo.
15:16Why would I tell anything to Carlo? Who the hell is Carlo?
15:27Okay. It's your birthday, yes? You're older now. Where has the time gone, little man?
15:34Yes! That's it!
15:36And you make a wish for something magical.
15:40Don't tell!
15:41Run! Run! Run you! Look at you! Go! Go to the 50! Go to the 60! This is your Olympic dream come true!
15:55They try to tackle you, but you won't let them, because you look too fantastic!
16:02Hey, they're life gone! Look at you! Up on your purse so high! All around you they splash and splash, but not you!
16:12Cut! Cut! That's it! Go home, everybody! None of this ever happened!
16:17Hank, what are you doing?
16:19I'm not doing anything! I'm not even here! None of us are! Let's go!
16:31Hanky?
16:32No!
16:34Dad!
16:35No!
16:38Anka?
16:39No!
16:40You don't even know what I was going to say!
16:43It's not fair! I've been looking forward to this fashion show for hours! I want to be a part of history! Please?
16:53Bobby, there are times when a father knows best, and this is one of those times!
17:03My hair is caught in the door!
17:06It's really our fault, Peggy! Somewhere along the line, we forgot to teach Bobby shame!
17:16I guess we can't count on the schools for everything!
17:19Well, goodnight!
17:22And don't worry, by tomorrow he'll have forgotten all about that fashion show!
17:27Morning, Peggy! Where's Bobby? Don't tell me he's still sleeping!
17:52Well, why not? What's he got to wake up for?
17:55I better go talk to him!
18:01Bobby, I know you're probably pretty upset with me right now,
18:06but one day you'll understand how much love it takes to crush a little boy's dreams!
18:12Now, what do you say we get up and have some breakfast together?
18:17Bobby?
18:18Quick, Luann! Bobby's run off. You got to tell me where he is!
18:30Oh no, not you two!
18:35I'm in a crisis situation here! I gotta go find Bobby! You two take turns kicking each others asses!
18:42i'm bobby hill i'm here for the show
19:06ah yes bobby hill your talent oh here's your complimentary tote bag toilet water cool
19:16that's like for an emergency or something right it does not matter how fast you drive hank we will
19:23never get there on time we might as well face it we're missing his big moment no we're stopping
19:29his big moment i didn't fill up with 89 octane for nothing what is this it's a fashion show for plus
19:44size boys there's going to be music and a fog machine and it all goes to benefit the schools
19:50plus free donuts we'll do it for the schools
19:54hey you're andy maynard duh i'm gonna be in the show with you hey don't put your stuff down there
20:15i called this whole makeup counter did you get a free bag yeah but it's the worst one i've ever seen
20:24yeah hey do you want to get into trouble no then get me a brownie
20:30yeah
20:33yeah
20:37yeah
20:44yeah
20:48yeah
20:51Relax, relax.
21:08It's nothing I haven't seen before.
21:11Hey, never say I don't hustle for you, Bobby.
21:17It's a done deal.
21:18You're going on first.
21:20First? Me?
21:23But what will Andy Maynard think?
21:25I'll tell you what Andy Maynard thinks.
21:31Andy Maynard always goes on first.
21:36Do you really think I'm ready for this?
21:40I don't think you're ready.
21:42I know you are.
21:43Now go out there and knock them dead, sailor boy.
21:49Are you going to come quietly or do I carry you out baby tantrum style?
21:54You can't make me leave, Dad.
21:56I'm going on first.
21:59I've never been first in anything.
22:01Tell you what, you can be the first to drop out of this show.
22:05Come on.
22:06Why are you always trying to turn me into you?
22:09Why can't you accept me for who I am?
22:14Yeah, yeah.
22:15We both saw that after school special, but I'm not an alcoholic and you're not an ice skater, so let's go.
22:23But it's not fair.
22:25Oh, come on, son.
22:26I'm just trying to keep you from being embarrassed.
22:30Is that what you're afraid of?
22:32Or are you afraid you'll be embarrassed?
22:35Come on, Bobby.
22:41Let's go.
22:42Are you too sexy for your shirt or aren't you?
22:45I'm sorry, Mr. Stokes.
22:47I want to do the show, but my dad won't let me.
22:51I guess I'll never get my moment in the spotlight.
22:57Bobby, wait.
22:59Yes, Dad?
23:00Why don't you drape this poncho over you till we get to the car?
23:05Ladies and gentlemen, the Arlen Galleriaplex is proud to present Little Junior Plus, Fashions for a New Millennium.
23:18No!
23:19No!
23:20Let me go!
23:22I have to get out there before the whales pounce confetti.
23:27See you later, Navigator.
23:30I have to get out there.
24:00Hey, help!
24:28Hey, where do these go?
24:29Right here is fine.
24:59Whoa!
25:10Wow, Dad.
25:11How did you know this was gonna happen?
25:14Well, I just know something about human nature, son.
25:17If you put teenagers and husky boys and donuts all in the same place, you're just asking for trouble.
25:25It goes to show a father knows what's best for his kid.
25:39And the mother, although well-meaning, is usually wrong.
25:43Usually wrong?
25:45My lifetime average is still higher than yours, mister.
25:49Or have you forgotten solo flex?
25:52All right.
25:54No need to bring that up.
25:56Don't worry, Peggy.
25:57I'll use it every day.
25:59It's cheaper than going to the gym.
26:01Okay, you've made your point.
26:03Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, chest, shoulder, and back.
26:08Okay.
26:09Hey.
26:10Hey.
26:10See you later.
26:11Bye.
26:15Bye.
26:16Bye.
26:17Bye.
26:19Bye.
26:20Bye.
26:21Bye.
26:22Bye.
26:23Bye.
26:31Bye.
26:32We'll see you next time.