- 5/19/2025
King Of The Hill Season 3 Episode 14 The Wedding Of Bobby Hill
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00:00So
00:29So, meeting a woman on the Internet, how do you like that?
00:33Now, I'll take care of everything while you're away.
00:37I even made a tape of all your plan's favorite songs.
00:41Oh, Bill, Peggy and I were thinking Bobby could take care of Boomhauer's house while he's gone.
00:48I see. Bobby's a good kid, but he looked at his room lately.
00:54So, what do you say? It'll be good for the boy. Teach him some responsibility.
01:01Hey, man, whatever, you know, we'd like a lot to do, man.
01:04We're going to buy them bonsai and then we'll feed the koi.
01:07Just think, Bill, this will free up for new challenges.
01:12Like what?
01:15So, if we could have the keys...
01:21Oops.
01:24Here.
01:33Hey, you know I'm not really here for a free haircut.
01:37I'm here because I like to check up on what's happening, what's going on, what's now.
01:43I've got to tell you, baby doll, you're very now.
01:49You're welcome. The name is Rad Thibodeox.
01:52Here's my card, you know, so you know I'm for real.
01:57Radical Concepts.
02:00That sounds exciting.
02:02Well, only if you think the fast-paced, celebrity-filled life of a concert promoter is exciting.
02:08Oh, and your name is Rad.
02:13How clever.
02:17You know, I've noticed that we've been talking a lot about Rad, not too much about Miss Sweet Luanne.
02:24Oh, me too.
02:26Well, tell me something.
02:28You got a lover.
02:30You know, I don't even have a boyfriend.
02:33My last one, Buckley, blew up in a propane explosion.
02:38You know, I can tell you're a very sensitive young woman and sensitive people.
02:42They do have a hard time in our society today.
02:46I mean, I should know.
02:48As a self-proclaimed genius, I, myself, Rad Thibodeox,
02:53I'm often misunderstood.
02:57Self-proclaimed genius?
03:00Yes.
03:01You poor thing.
03:07Oh, what do you think?
03:09Damn, that's a fine job, baby.
03:12That's such a fine job.
03:13You know what I'm going to do?
03:14I'm going to ask you out.
03:16You don't know it yet, but you're going to say yes.
03:19He's right!
03:20I'm trusting you with Boomhauer's keys, Bobby.
03:26Now, remember, it doesn't just unlock the front door.
03:29It unlocks a new phase in your life as a responsible adult.
03:34Why is Mr. Doetree looking at us like that?
03:40He's proud of you, too, Bobby.
03:50Hello, man.
04:07That old dang old leave a mess, man.
04:09I'm busy right now.
04:10They just leave a dang number of days.
04:13That old dang old known of you.
04:15Just listen to nothing like that.
04:18Boomhauer, pick up.
04:19Boomhauer, pick up.
04:24Pick up, Boomhauer.
04:27Pick...
04:27Oh, right.
04:28Your way.
04:36Hey, good lugging?
04:38Hey.
04:39Bobby, this is my new friend, Rad.
04:43That's what his license plate says.
04:49Well, you see, in the industry, man is only as good as his word, so keep it.
04:55You know, nobody's going to know that you are a man who keeps his word.
05:01You break it, man, I'm telling you, the freebies, they drive like a puddle in the sun.
05:11Whoa.
05:14Brad, what do you mean by the industry?
05:19The entertainment industry.
05:21Whoa!
05:21There you go.
05:24There you go.
05:24There you go.
05:36Oh, my.
05:40Dad, I would like you to meet a new friend of mine and Luann's.
05:55Hey there, partner name's Rad Thibodeaux.
05:59Pleased to meet you.
06:02Here you go, businessman to businessman.
06:06Isn't that pronounced Thibodeaux?
06:09Well, you know, sometimes by mistake.
06:12But no damage done.
06:13Now Luann has told me about you, so I know you're going to love these free CDs.
06:20AOL?
06:22Mm-hmm.
06:23And guess what?
06:25You sign up right now, I get ten free hours.
06:29All you got to do is tell them that SoRad at AOL.com sent you.
06:39Hey mom, dad, got it going on?
06:44I got what doing what?
06:47Bobby, what have you done to your sleeves?
06:51Well, this is how Rad sleeves himself.
06:54It's industry.
06:55You know, I don't much care for that Rad fella.
06:59Rad Thibodeaux is a self-proclaimed genius.
07:04I'm going to make you a sandwich for you, Luann.
07:31What kind do you want?
07:33I'd like a, um, I don't know.
07:39Whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:40What's wrong, baby doll?
07:42Nothing.
07:44Oh, it's just, well, I didn't ever get to go anywhere this fancy with Buckley.
07:52I, um, accept his funeral reception.
07:58Oh, there, there, sweetness.
08:01It's different now.
08:03Rad's here, baby, Rad's.
08:06Here, say my name.
08:08Rad.
08:13Say, hey, Jay, got it going on?
08:15Oops!
08:22Careful, Bobby, you could have wet Rad.
08:26Oh, Rad's cool with that.
08:28Aren't you, Rad?
08:30Mm-hmm.
08:31Mm-hmm.
08:31Um, Rad, I was speaking to you.
08:34Bobby, listen, I know you want my attention, and that's nothing I can't handle.
08:38But at the moment, I am busy with the lady.
08:44You can see Luann anytime.
08:47But I have school and stuff to do.
08:50I have to take care of Boomauer's house while he's away.
08:54Mm-hmm.
08:56How long is, uh, he away for?
09:00Oh, there's a man from the world.
09:04Pleased to see you.
09:07Enjoy the music, y'all, and the free food.
09:11I'll go put this on the bed.
09:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:15You better not do that.
09:16Now, Jeremy's in there.
09:18He is busy, if you know what I mean.
09:22Ha, ha, ha.
09:24In the meantime, you know, I am feeling kind of thirsty.
09:26My beverage is on the south end of the levee.
09:29You know where Boomauer keeps his spare stash?
09:32I'll get his number from Bobby.
09:34We can call him and ask him.
09:36Ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:39Listen to you.
09:40Hey, does Boomauer know about this party?
09:45Uh, does he need to?
09:47Yes.
09:48Why?
09:51This isn't fair.
09:53I'm not a self-proclaimed genius,
09:55so I don't always have as good an answer as you do.
09:58Oh, wait.
10:00Wait, I know why.
10:02Because you should tell people
10:04if you're going to throw a party in their house
10:06without asking them.
10:08And the red us fell in love with ought to know that.
10:12So come on.
10:14Make everyone leave.
10:16Oh, now, Lou Anne.
10:18You don't want to make me and Mr. Boomhouser
10:22look like bad hosts, do you?
10:25That's it, Rad the Badaics.
10:28I am not your girlfriend anymore.
10:32Wait a minute now.
10:33I never proclaimed you to be my girlfriend, baby doll.
10:37Welcome, buddy.
10:47Enjoy the music and the free food.
10:50I will not.
10:54You get out of here.
10:55You, too.
10:57And you, too, this is a smoke-free house.
10:59The only thing hotter than this tub is you, too, ladies.
11:08Uh-oh.
11:12Dad, I'm in my underpants.
11:16Yeah, that was your decision.
11:18You got to live with it.
11:19Look at this place.
11:28Twelve years old and drinking a beer?
11:31I didn't even like it.
11:34Well, now you're just trying to get me mad.
11:37Your father and I are replacing you as Boomhouser's house sitter.
11:40And we'll be keeping the one dollar a day for ourselves.
11:43That's right.
11:44And I'm taking away your suitcase of props.
11:47Fine.
11:48I could do my comedy without props.
11:52So, you ever notice how...
11:56How...
11:58You can't take away my props!
12:08Because of you, I'm prop-less.
12:12Hey, you can't throw those out.
12:14This CD is all I've got left of rad.
12:18He didn't give it to you, Bobby.
12:20He gave it to me.
12:23You were never even part of his inner circle.
12:26Well, you were just a hanger-on.
12:30Take that back!
12:32Like AJ.
12:40State your purpose.
12:41Mr. Gribble, I'm having a problem with Luann.
12:46Do you know anything about getting even with people who have done something bad to you?
12:51Uh, no, Bobby.
12:53Nothing at all.
12:55Come on now, O, Bobby.
12:57I love purple.
13:00I love purple.
13:02You were very careful.
13:03Good girl.
13:03Bobby!
13:28Bobby!
13:30Test gardening!
13:54Cut it out, Bobby. No one's laughing.
13:57I didn't do it!
13:58Bobby, we just saw you spit dirt all over...
14:01Why would I put dirt in my own fruit pie?
14:05My own fruit pie!
14:08Why you do a lot of things is a mystery to me.
14:13See you later, Aunt Peggy!
14:28If I find out that this was you and not a laundry accident, I'm going to be really mad!
14:43I'm going to be really mad!
14:53Huh?
14:54Huh?
15:01How do you like that?
15:04Peggy! Peggy! Come in here!
15:07Oh!
15:09Well, that's me!
15:10A camera in the bedroom!
15:13This is kind of fun!
15:16This is Hank Hill with the news.
15:19Hi!
15:20You are terrible!
15:22You're getting to be a handful, Bobby.
15:36And nobody likes a handful.
15:38Huh?
15:52Hmm...
15:56Sweet tarts.
16:16Oh, if this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
16:22Couldn't help hearing the bubbles.
16:24Mind if I join?
16:26Oh, dear Lord.
16:30Get the hell out of here, Dale.
16:34No!
16:36No!
16:38Oh, no!
16:40Is anything the matter, Luanne?
16:44My birth control pills have stopped working.
16:49I should have known when they started tasting sweet.
16:53Like candy?
16:54This isn't funny, Bobby.
16:58Oh, I disagree.
17:01You don't understand.
17:02Every woman has to take a birth control pill every day or else they get pregnant.
17:08Just take two now.
17:13Hurry!
17:14That would destroy my insides.
17:16That's how it works.
17:18Take them!
17:24There's only one way to teach Dale the meaning of no.
17:28Mom!
17:29Mom!
17:30Dad!
17:31I've gotten Luanne pregnant!
17:36Luanne, I thought you were smarter than this.
17:40I did.
17:41Can you imagine the consequences if you had taken one of those fake pills and gone out and had unprotected...
17:48I only got the pill to clear up my complexion and regulate my...
17:53Bobby's the one who messed with my medicine.
17:57You messed with his fruit pies.
18:00After that, he had nothing to lose.
18:03I'll go tell him the truth right away.
18:06No, not so fast.
18:08Bobby has to learn that what he did was completely unacceptable.
18:11Now, as far as he knows, you are still expecting.
18:16You want me to lie?
18:18Well, deceiving somebody is never good.
18:22But in order to teach Bobby the meaning of responsibility...
18:26I'll do it!
18:30So, how's it going there, sport?
18:33Not so good.
18:35Pretty big screw-up, huh?
18:37I feel bad about it, Dad.
18:39Well, heck, we all make mistakes.
18:43The point is, you can make up for them.
18:45Really?
18:46How?
18:47By doing the right thing, of course.
18:50You're gonna have to marry Luanne.
18:52But I'm only 12 years old.
18:55Well, just think, you could be married for 80 years.
18:59Dad, you can't make me marry Luanne!
19:02Yes, I can, Bobby.
19:04You're only 12 years old.
19:09Please, Dad.
19:22I don't want to marry Luanne.
19:25Well, it's a little late for that.
19:27You didn't take care of Boomhauer's.
19:29You drank beer.
19:30You messed with Luanne's lady pills.
19:33I ask you, is that responsible behavior?
19:39No.
19:40Well, then, having to marry Luanne will be a good lesson for you.
19:48Luanne, I know we've had our differences, but I was kind of hoping we could make up and not get married.
19:57Uncle Hank!
19:59Bobby's trying to get out of marrying me!
20:02Bobby, you cut that out!
20:09Well, you barely touched that Sunday, Bobby.
20:13I'm not really hungry.
20:15Come on, what kind of bachelor party is this?
20:18Better live it up while you can before the wife is after you to watch the waistline.
20:26Yep, this is the last free night of your life.
20:31To Mr. and Mrs. Bobby Hill, may their marriage be every bit as wonderful as mine is.
20:40And as mine was.
20:42Bobby, I've got to do my homework.
20:57Homework?
21:01You go on and do your homework.
21:06Just let me watch you for a little while.
21:12Oh, my little man, I brought this for you.
21:28Mom, Mom, I don't want to do this.
21:32Well, of course you don't.
21:42Come, my child.
22:05Min! Min!
22:07It's finally happening!
22:09Bobby Hibbilly is marrying Hibbilly Cousin!
22:12You owe me five dollars!
22:15In your face!
22:22Bobby, do you take Luann to be your lawful wedded wife?
22:27To have and to hold?
22:29To love and to cherish?
22:30Till death do you part?
22:34That sounds like a yes to me.
22:36All right.
22:38Luann, do you take Bobby to be your lawful wedded husband?
22:42I do.
22:44I now pronounce you man and wife.
22:48Oh, Bobby!
22:54Oh, no.
22:56I think I need to lie down.
22:59Oh, can I tell him now?
23:14Can I tell him how we fooled him?
23:16Oh, Luann, I am really, really sorry about this, honey, but I have some bad news.
23:22It turns out that Bill is actually a licensed minister.
23:28You mean I'm really married to Bobby?
23:33Legally, yes.
23:37Then I'll just get a divorce.
23:38That's what I'll do.
23:39I'll say he hit me.
23:41I guess you could do that, but the law is you have to wait a year.
23:45That's to give you time to patch things up.
23:49No!
23:58Please, Luann, I don't think I'm ready for this yet.
24:03Look, we're going to have to deal with this being married thing so the sooner we make the rules, the better.
24:09I get to date as much as I want with whoever I want.
24:12You can see Connie if you want to, but just not in public.
24:15Nah, I changed my mind.
24:18You can't see Connie ever.
24:30Look at the happy newlyweds.
24:35How come they get to be married when I never do?
24:39Why do they get to be so happy?
24:42It's not fair.
24:43It's not fair.
24:44It's a fake.
24:46It's all a fake.
24:48I'm not a minister.
24:50Dale used a self-playing piano.
24:52It's all a great.
24:53It's a great big fake is what it is.
24:57That sure was some good parenting.
25:02I don't think the experts would disagree.
25:07Mr. Doug Chief says Bobby and I aren't really married.
25:11I'm still keeping those placemats he gave us.
25:15Placemats?
25:16That's it?
25:17Well, he's one of your best friends.
25:19You want some milk with that?
25:25I do.
25:27I'm glad we're not married anymore.
25:36But you know what?
25:38I could do a whole lot worse.
25:40I'm sorry for the pranks of Lynn.
25:44And you probably shouldn't open your laundry hamper very quickly.
25:48Unless you like snakes.
25:53Oh, you might not want to ride downhill on your bike.
25:57Something might be wrong with the brake cable.
26:00Oh, don't use your mouthwash around an open flame, all right?
26:05I'll try not to.
26:07Oh, um, you might want to stop drinking that milk.
26:11Ew.
26:41I don't think I'm ready for this.
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