Don't Touch Khloe's Face

Beasley Digital

4/23/2025

DON'T TOUCH!!!

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00:01Alright, I have an actual Kardashian roundup.

00:05Oh, alright.

00:06I've got like three Kardashian stories here.

00:09Think of it as one group flush.

00:11Okay, Kardashian roundup, here we go.

00:17Alright, we're going to round them up for you.

00:19I'm Robert Mitchum, and this is Kardashian Roundup.

00:22Kim shared an amazing throwback video featuring her, Khloe, and Kourtney auditioning for Star Search.

00:29It was amazing.

00:30Did you see it?

00:31I did.

00:32I've not seen it.

00:33Okay, for like what, spokesmodel?

00:34They lip synced Tiffany's, I think we're alone now, while wearing matching metallic outfits chosen by Kris Jenner.

00:41Not much has changed because they're still pretending to have talent.

00:44And they were little kids when they did this.

00:46Oh, okay.

00:47She wrote on Instagram, our Star Search audition.

00:50Clearly, we didn't get four stars, but Kris Jenner did for our outfits.

00:55The family matriarch commented on the post and wrote, those were the days when I got to dress you guys.

01:00I knew I should have been a stylist.

01:02I thought CC in this video that we're watching, I thought that was Ed McMahon, but it was Khloe.

01:06Speaking of Khloe, she celebrated hitting a social media milestone yesterday, or on Wednesday, she added a photo of herself topless.

01:17What?

01:18In honor of her 178 million Instagram followers.

01:21Okay.

01:22Is that a milestone?

01:23178 million?

01:24No, it's just a reason to drop your top.

01:26Yeah, okay.

01:27Yeah, right?

01:28That was just the excuse for the photo.

01:30It's kind of an arbitrary number, isn't it?

01:32It's not topless.

01:33Yeah, in the photo, well, her hair is covered in her boobs.

01:35It is topless.

01:36She's not wearing a top, but her top is covered.

01:39Yeah.

01:40I think is what Casey is.

01:41She is sans top.

01:42She is topless.

01:43But her boobs aren't out.

01:44It's covered with fake hair.

01:46Man, I'm looking at these pictures.

01:47They just don't look real.

01:49They just don't look real.

01:51And I do not find this look, this cosmetic surgery look in any way attractive.

01:59Yeah.

02:00I think there are a group of people that do, though.

02:03They do, yes.

02:04And I think it's people who all get plastic surgery and I guess understand it or understand

02:09why she wants to get it.

02:10Yeah, body dysmorphia group.

02:12Whatever that commercial is, Steve, that we see on TV with her in it.

02:15Kathy.

02:16She looks like she can't eat rum.

02:19I hear a daughter eating popcorn.

02:23What?

02:24I hear a daughter eating popcorn.

02:27You're here with your daughter eating popcorn.

02:28Yeah.

02:31And, like, it just looks so awkward.

02:33Like, she's, like, hugging and playing with her daughter, but it's, like, her face.

02:36Don't touch her face!

02:37Yeah, her face doesn't move!

02:39Don't touch her face!

02:42It's so bizarre.

02:43Yeah.

02:44Wait, excuse me, Chloe.

02:45I got a little schmutz here.

02:46Don't touch!

02:47Don't touch!

02:48Let it fall off!

02:49Let it dry up and fall off!

02:52Don't touch!

02:53Don't touch it might cave in!

02:56Don't touch!

02:57Don't touch!

02:58Close the windows!

02:59Close the windows!

03:01Close the windows!

03:02Mommy, you got a little something on your lip.

03:04No!

03:05No!

03:06What did I tell you?

03:07Don't touch mommy's face.

03:08Don't touch mommy's face.

03:09Don't touch mommy's face.

03:10Don't touch mommy's face.

03:11In the photo, Chloe's...

03:12Don't even look at mommy's face.

03:13I don't know, the eye beams or something.

03:16I don't know.

03:17Eye beams?

03:18I don't know, maybe there's radiation.

03:19I don't know.

03:20I'm not willing to take the risk.

03:22I don't know.

03:23I don't know.

03:24I don't know.

03:25I don't know.

03:26I'm willing to take the risk.

03:27That's really good for you.

03:28I'm sorry.

03:29Patty!

03:30Hey!

03:31рут

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