MJ gets a psychic reading on-air... what does his future hold?
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00:00All right, we've got Storm the Psychic on the line, because those that listen to the show, they know the bit, or you know the bit, that we engaged a psychic yesterday to draw an image of Roxanne's future husband.
00:15And we thought it would be funny, Michelle found this, that hire the psychic to draw the image, and what if the image of the guy that Roxanne is going to marry is different than her longtime fiancé, Doug?
00:30Well, we contracted the psychic on Etsy yesterday during the show, it was supposed to be back within nine hours, the image, and guess what?
00:42Nothing has arrived via email, so we're wondering if we got scammed.
00:46Storm, her, Storm, is it your boyfriend or your fiancé?
00:51My fiancé.
00:52Your fiancé was listening and said, hey, you've got to call into the MJ Morning Show because they're talking about this psychic deal,
00:58and Storm says she's a psychic, and she's going to give me a reading quickly.
01:04All right, now, Storm, I'd like to know past, present, and future for me, MJ.
01:08I think that past could be easy if you've listened to me for years because I'm pretty public and put a lot of stuff on the air.
01:16All right, give me, Storm claims to be a psychic, a psychic since what, you said 16 years of age?
01:23Yes, so roughly 14, 15 years.
01:25All right, Storm, give me something from my past.
01:28Give me some psychic information that might blow me away.
01:32Yeah, absolutely.
01:33I'll tell you right away, the first thing I pulled from you is that when you were younger, you didn't have just one dream.
01:38You're like, I just want to do this one thing my whole life.
01:40You've had multiple things that you've wanted to do and dreamed.
01:42You've obviously accomplished a lot of them, but there's one that still has weighed heavily on you currently.
01:49Like, I still haven't done this.
01:50Why haven't I accomplished something where I can now?
01:54I financially can, connection-wise can.
01:57You just haven't done it yet.
01:58So there's one thing you're holding on to.
02:00Oh, she's talking about buying the monster truck.
02:02You wanted to get it.
02:02Well, you know, I think that's kind of generalized.
02:06Don't take this the wrong way.
02:07I think that's sort of general, and I think that probably applies to everybody.
02:11But I'll tell you that there is something.
02:15I've always wanted to become a pilot.
02:17What?
02:18Are you nuts?
02:18I've always wanted to fly airplanes, and I have not done it, and I was getting ready
02:25to do it, but all of my commercial pilot pals that fly for, like, Delta and Southwest, they
02:32all talked me out of it and said, now, leave the flying up to the pros.
02:36All right, so, all right, now give me something from the present.
02:39Give me some psychic present deal.
02:42Okay.
02:42All right, I'll give you the present, but let me finish this time so you don't ruin it.
02:45All right, don't ruin it, MJ.
02:46Oh, I'm sorry.
02:49Well, hold on.
02:49What did I ruin?
02:51Well, I was literally about to tell you it was because of fear.
02:53That's why you hadn't done it, but then you already stepped in.
02:55No, no, no.
02:56I'm not scared.
02:58I'm not scared of flying.
02:59I'm not scared of becoming a pilot and taking lessons, and I wanted to get jet-rated, actually.
03:05I'm not afraid.
03:07It's my pilot buddies that fly commercially.
03:10They're afraid.
03:11They're afraid.
03:12They say, listen, don't be a weekend warrior.
03:14Those are the folks that kill themselves.
03:16And, well, there's some truth to that.
03:17All right, so tell me about the present.
03:19Okay.
03:20Present is also really hard because, obviously, people know what you have going on.
03:24We already know you're busy.
03:26However, I will tell you right now, presently, that your spirit guides, your guardian angels,
03:30the people around you, they are really heavy on guarding you because you have something
03:34personally that we don't know publicly that's kind of difficult on you.
03:40You're a little scared about what the next step is, what could happen.
03:43I believe this has to do with either a relative, like a child, or a family member.
03:47It's something we do not know about.
03:49But you're like, man, the next step is coming up.
03:52Will I be able to handle this?
03:53I want you to know that all of your guys, all of your people around you on the other side,
03:57they are like, hey, it's okay.
03:59We're going to do this as a family.
04:01This is going to work out.
04:02Don't worry that this person will fail or this may happen.
04:05It might not work out.
04:07Just so you know, whoever you are concerned about or you have going on personally is going
04:11to work out and you are being helped spiritually.
04:13Is it me?
04:14All right.
04:14It's me, isn't it, with the scrush brush?
04:16Froggy.
04:17Froggy.
04:18Certainly interesting.
04:19Certainly.
04:19I don't want to comment, but certainly interesting.
04:23And then give me something from my future, Storm the Psychic, who phoned in.
04:28Now, I will tell you straight for your future that you need to continue putting that money.
04:32You have a couple of different ways of doing it, but putting that money in different places.
04:36I know you have a certain goal, but I see you a lot traveling to somewhere on like a
04:42bi-monthly, bi-weekly to see someone.
04:45So I don't know.
04:46This I don't know.
04:47I do not know your personal life.
04:48I do not know if you have a child, if you have nieces and nephews you love, but there's
04:52someone who's going away in the future that you're going to see periodically.
04:55So you do need to put some money behind either for them or for yourself to be able to do
04:59this.
05:00So a little bit of squirreling is going to be needed for the future, even though you've
05:04got plenty, but you're going to need to...
05:05Well, how do you know I've got plenty of money?
05:06She's a psychic.
05:07She's a psychic.
05:08Yeah, seriously.
05:08She sees your Scrooge McDuck pile.
05:10Hold on.
05:11How much money do I have?
05:13Storm, what is my net worth?
05:15I cannot tell you how much money you have.
05:17I know it's a lot more than me.
05:18So you can't tell me what my net worth is?
05:21No.
05:22I mean, I'm sure people Google that, but I do not know.
05:24Yeah, Google's all wrong.
05:26Trust me.
05:26He's basically homeless, Storm.
05:27Yeah, I'm living in a van down by the river.
05:30Listen, Storm...
05:31Oh, yeah, right.
05:31It's a four-story van, though, right?
05:34Storm, hey, Storm, thank you for phoning in.
05:39I think it's great that you phoned in.
05:40I appreciate it.
05:41Make sure you listen to the MJ Morning Show.
05:42Thanks, Storm.
05:43Absolutely.
05:44And I really appreciate it.
05:46No problem.
05:46You'll have a great day.
05:47Thank you for having me.
05:48All right, thanks.
05:49Whoa, she seems legit.
05:50Yeah, we can call her back anytime we need a psychic.
05:53MJ, she's not too far off.
05:55I think she sounds very attractive, also.
05:57I'm trying to use my psychic skills.
05:58I'm just trying to imagine what she looks like.
06:01Yeah.
06:01We don't want to...
06:02All right, now, Fester, you've got a phone number?
06:03I do.
06:04There you go.
06:05Show psychic.
06:06Storm calls in because she was alerted that we might have been scammed by a psychic.
06:10I don't think we were scammed by the psychic.
06:12I just think the psychic that's supposed to draw Roxanne's future husband, I think is just
06:17running a little bit...