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00:00Roxanne's on the line, and Roxanne?
00:04Good morning, again.
00:05I hope you have not gone to MJMorningShow.com yet.
00:10No, I haven't. I'm just chasing these kids around.
00:12Now I understand why Daddy, B-I-T-C-H, is all the time about Daddy Daycare in the morning.
00:17This is quite the routine they have to go through.
00:19So Roxanne is at home this morning.
00:22She called and said she wasn't feeling well.
00:24She thought she had food poisoning.
00:26And then she said, you know what, I'll come in around 7.30.
00:29I said, you know what, why do you stay home?
00:31And, you know, with the whole Corona-19 thing and the COVID-19, Corona-virus thing.
00:36What?
00:37It's like somebody's smashing dishes.
00:39They're like a Greek wedding going on in the background.
00:42What is going on back there?
00:48What is going on there?
00:51Doug's putting dishes away, and Davion is helping.
00:54Tell him to give it a rest. You're on the air.
00:55I got some news for Doug, your fiancé, coming up here in just a matter of moments.
01:00Tell Doug to stop putting away the dishes.
01:03Jeez.
01:04Can you tell Doug to shut up?
01:06We're on the air.
01:08No, no, I'm serious.
01:09Tell him to shut up.
01:10We're on the air.
01:11Tell him now.
01:12Now.
01:12Okay, okay.
01:13I'm stepping away.
01:15I'm stepping away.
01:16Oh, my.
01:16No, I want to hear you tell him to shut up.
01:18I don't, when I, guys, listen, I'm watching all the stuff that he has to do in the morning,
01:24the stuff that he has to go through, and I'm feeling a little bit guilty about it.
01:27I'm not going to scream at him without putting dishes away.
01:29He's making a racket.
01:32Sounded like he was doing construction or something back there.
01:35Tell him you're a breadwinner, Rox, and to shut up.
01:37We have the psychic image in.
01:39Now, folks, if you don't know the deal, this is the big reveal.
01:44This is breaking news on the MJ Morning Show.
01:51Michelle was looking for a Valentine's gift from me on Etsy weeks ago and stumbled across
01:59a psychic artist that will draw your future husband.
02:04You just give name, date of birth, and then the psychic goes to work, goes, you know, channels
02:10right in, and then for $19.99, we'll send you a sketch of what your husband is going
02:17to look like.
02:18And since Roxanne is perpetually engaged and doesn't have a husband yet, we thought it would
02:25be funny to see what the psychic saw as far as what Roxanne's future husband's going to
02:30look like, and if it's even going to be the guy that she's with right now, Doug.
02:34And who she's, you know, created two kids with, the, what is going, your kids are screaming
02:41now.
02:41What's going on?
02:44I can't, I'm telling you, you know what, Doug, I'm like, why can't you get some work done
02:48in the morning?
02:49Because these kids are animals.
02:50Yes, yes, they are.
02:52And Roxanne, you're really sounding under the weather, too, yeah.
02:54The psychic apologized for being late, because I was looking at the email on Michelle's Etsy
02:59account, like, all last night.
03:01We made the order at about 8 o'clock yesterday morning, and the psychic said your drawing
03:07would be back within nine hours.
03:09So, you know, do the math.
03:11That would mean that it would be back by what?
03:15Like 6 p.m. or something.
03:16Yeah, like 6 p.m.
03:18And no image.
03:20Last night, I went to bed late.
03:21I went to bed after midnight last night.
03:23No image.
03:23And I sent a note.
03:26I said, hey, psychic, where's the image?
03:28Hey, psychic.
03:29Hey, psychic.
03:30So, I sent the note, and then Michelle checked this morning, and the psychic apologized that
03:35she was having trouble with Etsy.
03:37The image is in with a message, and it says, hello, darling.
03:42I'm very glad that you've purchased from my shop.
03:45Here's your order.
03:46Here's the information that I can tell you about him, your future husband.
03:50He respects you.
03:52He is able to control his anger and work through his issues so that they are never taken out
03:57on you.
03:58He adores you.
03:59He would be so upset if anything were to happen to you.
04:02He admires you deeply and will treat you the best way he knows how.
04:07He'll be by your side in tough situations.
04:10You might be going through in life.
04:11He is there to support you and lift you up.
04:14He is there for you through good and bad, encouraging you to keep going, even if you
04:19fall.
04:21Doug, you're amazing.
04:22He is your teammate, your cheerleader.
04:24You know what?
04:24That does sound like him.
04:26That does sound like him.
04:27Yeah.
04:27The only one that makes your life better each and every day.
04:31He is the kind of person who will make good choices and provide knowledgeable advice.
04:37He will make you laugh.
04:39He is playful and likes to joke around with you every once in a while.
04:43He might do silly things only with you.
04:46You two might even have endearing little names for each other, too.
04:51He's interested in what you enjoy.
04:53He's truly interested in what you enjoy doing or what you like to do most in life.
04:57It does not mean that he has to love everything you love or do everything you like to do.
05:02You may be into music, but he loves art.
05:06That's perfectly fine.
05:07He really wants to know what excites you and makes you feel alive in life so that he can
05:13support your happiness.
05:14Now, does that sound like your fiancé, Doug?
05:18Except for the art part.
05:20Yeah.
05:20I would send it to golf for art.
05:23All right.
05:23She might have forgot to put an F in front of the art, and it might have been his gassy issues.
05:29Roxanne, we have uploaded the image on MJMorningShow.com.
05:33So, all of our listeners can go to MJMorningShow.com and see what the psychic sees.
05:44Where is it?
05:45The psychic has drawn an image of Roxanne's future husband.
05:51Okay.
05:52Okay.
05:53Okay.
05:53I see what Roxanne's future husband will look like.
05:56I'm about to click.
05:56Click on it, and Roxanne, click.
05:59Click.
05:59Click.
06:03That's not Doug.
06:06Roxanne, this looks nothing.
06:08I mean nothing like Doug.
06:13But good news is you're going to hook up with Kevin Kiermaier from The Rays.
06:17That's exactly what it looks like.
06:18Congratulations.
06:19He even has a Rays shirt on, it looks like.
06:21It looks like a Rays player.
06:25Oh, my God.
06:26Roxanne, full head of hair.
06:28Your fiancé, Doug, is bold.
06:33Roxanne, this, Roxanne, you know what this means?
06:39It means that your relationship with Doug the fiancé is not going to be lasting much longer,
06:45and that you're going to find the guy.
06:48You know what?
06:48You might actually be hooking up with Kevin Kiermaier from The Tampa Bay Rays.
06:53Yeah.
06:54His wife and child might have a really big problem with this psychic.
06:57By the way, he's 6'1", 2'10".
07:00He's 30 years old.
07:02Wait, how old is Kevin Kiermaier?
07:04He's 30.
07:05Oh, boy.
07:06Oh, oh.
07:07Yeah.
07:07I hope he likes older women.
07:10Roxanne, the psychic drew an image of your future husband that looks nothing like your perpetual
07:16fiancé.
07:18This could be a problem.
07:19Looks like Doug's really successful son.
07:22You know what we're going to do?
07:23We're going to have Roxanne take a picture of Doug.
07:30We've got to put Doug up side by side.
07:31Oh, my God.
07:32We've got to put Doug side by side with the image that the psychic drew of Roxanne's future
07:36husband.
07:36You need to side by side with Kevin Kiermaier in that thing.
07:39Oh, my God.
07:39It looks just like Kevin Kiermaier.
07:41I was trying to think, who does it look like?
07:42Who does it look like?
07:43It looks like that guy.
07:44Roxanne, I've got to run.
07:48Oh, my God.
07:49I don't think I'm going to do that.
07:50Are you going to show him this?
07:53I'm going to have to let him hear what the description was, because that really did
07:57sound like him.
07:58All right.
07:59You've got to show him the image.
08:00You've got to, Roxanne, I've got to run, but take a picture, get it to us of Doug, get
08:05a similar profile so we can put it side by side.
08:08Oh, my God.
08:09I'll finish a coop right now.
08:10All right, folks, next.
08:11Nothing like him.
08:12Nope.
08:13Nothing.
08:14So either the psychic is wrong or the psychic is right, and Doug's time is limited.
08:18I just sent the picture to Doug.
08:20I cut Roxanne right out of the middle.
08:21Oh, you sent the picture?
08:22Oh, by the way, this is Roxanne's future husband?
08:24Yeah.
08:24Ah!
08:25Oh, you sent the picture?
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