J.B. and Hightower

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Another senior citizen story is discussed on Dave & Chuck the Freak and it involves an old broad, a dollar store and her gun.

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00:00so we've been tackling the war against seniors for quite a while now here on the dave and chuck

00:13the freak show every day there's a different story now this one doesn't involve a car

00:17but it is still a symphony of destruction it involves an old broad yes a dollar store

00:23and her gun oh boy love a dollar store they love a gun too her name bernice hightower oh my god

00:31bernice hightower sounds like oh no she sounds like an old detective show bernice hightower

00:37and her gun went to dollar tree yesterday in detroit and it didn't go well here's the story

00:43of what happened from channel four take a listen jesse billing turned to her friend bernice hightower

00:48wondering what happened yeah i said whoa i said hightower i said wonder wonder who's shooting

00:54okay i love that she calls her friend hightower they're like black thelma and louise yeah they

00:59are hightower who's shooting well hold on a second can we just do a quick quick look see over here

01:07she has sweetly dyed red hair yes she has a glitter hat on she does yep yep purple shirt

01:16oh hightower hightower who's shooting what's her nickname i wonder yeah i don't know they haven't

01:25identified her yet well they said her name oh did they just said her nickname because yeah

01:31bernice hightower she's known as hightower i wonder if she's known as

01:35let's go back and find out yeah she said uh she looked down she said guess i done shot myself

01:45i said no you ain't

01:47jess she calls her jess yeah

01:54hell you ain't i don't try myself no you ain't

01:58hightower if i am not mistaken i do believe i hear gunshots

02:02jess baby i just blew my leg off

02:06oh no you ain't i is oh my god i is shot myself oh hell hightower classic hightower i shot myself

02:21again you crazy girl back to the story but she did the 80 year old woman had put her gun in her purse

02:29when she was getting out of the car the gun fell to the ground and hightower shot herself in the leg

02:35i said oh so and i looked down and i said oh your leg bleeding i said you better come on let's get back

02:42in this car and i'm gonna take you to the house billing says her friend wasn't scared in fact she

02:47wanted to make a pit stop before going to the hospital she said take me by the stove so i can get

02:54some cigarettes uh-uh you ain't getting no cigarettes i'm taking you straight home so you can go straight

02:58to the hospital what did she do in her purse cigarettes what did she just hightower is badass

03:04hightower shoots herself in the leg she's like no no no no hospital just take me home and

03:10but stop and get me some smokes i know i'm bleeding out but girl you don't have to get me some cigarettes

03:15i'm gonna be up in the hospital

03:16you guys we gotta make the jb and hightower show oh wow i would watch that me too jb and

03:29hightower go to the dollar store it's not the golden girls it's the glitter girls and they both

03:34have hats on that have glitter yep so seniors and guns right so that's the next big threat

03:41no that is it's a it's a real coming for you later in this morning more senior and gun

03:45drama i love the friendship of those two ladies me too jb and hightower lifelong friends yeah going to

03:53the dollar store together shooting up having laughs why didn't she just take her to the hospital

03:57though they had to go and go home i guess they didn't think it was that big a deal hightower was

04:02like it's only a flesh wound i'm bleeding out but i don't care let's go in the dollar tree

04:09get some stuff we'll go get you some smoke so drive around the town could you imagine now just

04:15just for a second imagine how slow that car ride was i mean they're in their 80s i know so i mean

04:24she had a real chance of bleeding out right in that car

04:28hightower is a badass she's like a cowboy yeah she is she's like john wayne john wayne gets shot

04:36three times he still goes to the store and buys smokes so does hightower i mean when your name is

04:42hightower though jesus hightower makes just make that noise a lot where she goes oh girl yeah someone

04:50said you should have said not today yeah oh girl you're gonna get no sugar rust we're gonna take

04:57you to the hospital it's like the black i love lucy hospitals is for pussies baby

05:04spit on it cut it off i can see the bullet in your leg pull it out no they ain't girl get your

05:15sewing needle let's go i'll stop and get you some cigarettes luckily hightower is okay and the the

05:21lovely hightower relationship of the uh elderly black thelma and louise jb and hightower continues

05:27what in the who's shooting i said girl no you ain't no wayne yes she did she's awesome love them both

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