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00:00Oh, man. Tax season's here already? I'd rather kill myself than see another W-2 again.

00:07Whoa there, buddy. Don't let taxes bring you down. Because once you use EasyTax,

00:12tax time means relax time. Free, easy, and guaranteed awesome.

00:18Free? Are you for real?

00:20Why don't you read the fine print?

00:22EasyTax money free edition only. Roughly 37% of filers qualify. Simple form 1040,

00:32returns only, blah blah blah. No clue what that means, but it is free, right?

00:40Keep reading.

00:42A $140 million class action lawsuit requires us to display this disclaimer on screen because

00:50sometimes we say things are free, but they're actually not.

00:54At this point, I'll pay the fee just to never have to read again.

00:57That's the spirit. Crack open that laptop like it's a beer at a Sunday barbecue, sit back,

01:02relax, and pay us. We'll make sure the government stole just the right amount of money from you.

01:08Awesome. Guaranteed. Taxes? Easy peasy.

01:14Done. That was easy.

01:16Whoa there, bucko. You're almost done. Just one last little surcharge for being alive.

01:22Excuse me?

01:23That's right. As long as you live, you're going to pay taxes. Unless...

01:27Unless what?

01:29Let us kill you, Peter. It's the only way out.

01:32I don't know about that.

01:34Well, you were pretty sure about it when you walked in the door, pal.

01:37Come on, Peter. Let us kill you.

01:41What's happening? I don't want to play this game anymore.

01:44Do it, Peter. Death in taxes isn't just an old adage.

01:48Keep on living and pay the price or let us kill you.

01:51No! I want my mommy! She never had to do any taxes online. I just want someone to do this for me.

01:58Well, you could leave the country, change your name,

02:00and live in the park with your bird friends like the pigeon lady from Home Alone.

02:05Anything but that.

02:06Feel the wrath of 1099. W2. C3PO.

02:14It hurts! Make it stop!

02:24File with EasyTax. Would you rather die than do your taxes?

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