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You've never heard prices like this - Andy Haynes
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6/15/2025
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I like New York. One thing I love about it, it's the most arrogant city I've ever been to.
00:03
Like, everything's arrogant. I love that about it. It's so arrogant.
00:07
Like, inanimate things are arrogant.
00:09
I was going by this store, and in the store window it said this.
00:12
It said, unheard of prices.
00:18
You think there's a price I haven't heard of?
00:22
How would that even work? I'd go in, I was like, how much are these?
00:25
And they're like, flog 99.
00:30
And you're like, you're right, I haven't heard of that one.
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