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So it's just like Judaism | Petey Deabreu | Cracked Comedy Club
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1/2/2025
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Yo, growing up, I used to think I was a crack baby.
00:06
Because my father, he used to smoke crack.
00:10
But it wasn't until I got older.
00:12
I was hanging out with some other crack baby friends of mine.
00:18
They explained to me, they was like,
00:19
bro, in order for you to be a crack baby,
00:23
your mother gotta smoke crack.
00:26
And then I was like, oh, it's like Judaism.
00:30
I'm like, damn.
00:35
I'm like, it's your mother.
00:36
He was like, huh?
00:37
I was like, it's your mother gotta do it in order,
00:39
in order for you to reap the full rewards.
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