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The one intrusive thought lyric slaps | Carmen Lagala | Cracked Comedy Club
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11/10/2024
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My boyfriend took me to an EDM concert recently.
00:03
He's white.
00:04
It's electronic dance music.
00:07
It goes like, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
00:08
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
00:10
Sounds like a dial-up modem.
00:11
He doesn't know what that is.
00:12
It is not good music, right?
00:17
It's beeps and tones and then one lyric
00:19
that sounds like an intrusive thought.
00:21
Do you think you're better off alone?
00:30
Hmm, well.
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