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A cat shouldn't be the head of the household | David Drake | Cracked Comedy Club
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10/27/2024
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In 2019, my cat's Instagram account got picked up by MeowMix,
00:04
and that's the most money I've made in my entire life.
00:10
How do you plan for that, the cat taking over the family finances?
00:18
Awful moment where the cat made, like,
00:20
overnight the cat making so much more money than me.
00:25
A cat should not support a family.
00:27
I'm going to say it again because I see some of your eyes like,
00:30
oh, maybe you're a cat, but no, a cat should not,
00:33
your wife does not respect you when the cat supports.
00:37
It's fine to bend over and feed your pet cat,
00:40
but it's awful to bend over and feed the head of the household.
00:46
Oh, eat, eat your money.
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